OOC: Sorry for being late; I was at work and there was literally a ton of copper to cut up. No, really. 2000 pounds. Hey, we made a buck.
Previously on The Logician's Adventure! said:
Then a scientist named Dr. Insano popped out of literally nowhere. Loggy told him where he was, and so it was introduced that we were in the world of Oblivion, with a few (re: whatever the hell there needs to be) differences. Then Ganondorf of all people popped in...then popped back out again. Glorious offscreen teleportation.
Meanwhile, Huey Freeman and Amane Otori walked into town after wasting a handful of bandits. They were captured by the law almost immediately; talk about the white man keeping you down, I mean goddamn! Then Huey asked for Ramthundar.
And now the continuation
The Logician took a deep breath. "The bandits are coming here today. Ram, Sam, Dr. Insano; go out and mingle with the populace, see what we're up against."
Ramthundar pawed his head. "Wait, what about you?"
"I'll be watching from here. I want to measure their strengths against yours; if they start making trouble, own them."
Ram nodded, then gestured for the others to follow. The Logician sat down, watching the entrance to the town closely. And stayed that way for several minutes.
"HALT EVILDOER!"
The door burst open, and an Imperial guard in full armor slammed in. The Logician turned around. "Perhaps you're looking for someone else?"
"Yeah, that wierd talking ram. Do you know where he is?"
"Actually, I do: see, there's this huge slushie outside-"
"You mean that minced meat puddle? That was made with one ram?"
"No, no, no; he's underneath it, but you have to dig from the mincemeat, and you have to do it quickly so he doesn't know you're coming."
"Oh. Well, there's a redguard named Huey who's been asking him for the last few days. I'll go-"
"Wait, so being associated with a criminal makes him a criminal, or is there something I don't know about?"
"Well, no, I...well...see...I was drilled by Hieronymus Lex. We all were. It's second nature."
"Obviously. Come to think of it, I know Huey Freeman; maybe I can help."
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"I don't like this place." Huey said. "If the Neo Natzis weren't bad enough, there's an obvious air of prejucice."
The door opened, and an imperal guard stepped through. "Visitor for you, redguard scum!"
"Nice to see you, too." Huey replied. "You gonna spit in my face this time?"
"That won't be nessecary, officer. You can leave."
The officer turned towards the door. "I am required to be present during visitation of prisoners."
A pale young man walked through the door. "They're not prisoners anymore. And apologize for spitting on him."
"You're not my king!" The Leigonare said; the young man snapped his fingers, and the soldier disapeared.
Amane stood up. "Did...did you just kill him?"
"Not technically; it's not the fall that kills you."
"We thank you for paying our bounty," Huey said. "But we need to find Ramthundar. He's a talking ram. Don't ask, it isn't supposed to make sense."
"I know." The Logician said. "He's a friend of mine. Kicks people in the nuts."
Huey was taken aback for a moment. "Why would The Keeper associate with a talking ram?"
"The same reason I associate with your moms." The Logician said with a smirk. "Don't ask, it doesn't make any sense."
Huey facepalmed. "Damn it, not this again."
"What?"
"OK," Huey said, pointing at The Logician "Listen close, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You're not Miachel Ceasar, I'm not Samuel L. Jackson, and Amane over there isn't Chrisina Ricci. Don't insult any of us by pretending otherwise."
The Logician shrugged. Sure, why not. C'mon, Ramthundar is right outside, waiting for the bandits."
"You mean the Natzis?" Huey asked. "We took care of some of 'em on the way here, they aren't that powerful."
"Natzis?" The Logician asked. "Are you sure?"
Amane nodded. "The Swastica were a dead giveaway."
Huey turned to Amane. "Y'know, Muslums wear as a swastica sign of peace."
"That gives your moms three reasons to wear one." The Logician said.
Amane turned to Huey. "How do you know this guy?"
Huey shrugged. "Reputation. He's one of the most enlightened men on earth, and one of the most powerful beings in existence. He's also very odd. Probably all that meditation."
