Previously on The Logician's Adventures! said:
Deadpool and a Llama showed up. So really, nothing out of the ordinary.
Deadpool spun his gun on his finger. "So, what are we shooting at today? Criminals? Super-criminals? Civilians? 'cause I really like shooting at civilians!"
Ramthundar shook his head. "No, some bandits are about to show up. Loggy wants us to...well, he wasn't very clear, but he did make it clear that it involved violence."
"That makes me happy." Deadpool said. "So where is this Loggy guy, so I can thank him?"
"That building over there. See the window?"
Deadpool teleported away just as the group noticed The Logician walking down the street with a small black man and a feminine looking young man on a horse. "Heya guys. Two new people who've joined our little group; Huey Freeman and Amane Otori."
"
Ms. Otori Amane." Otori corrected.
"What she said. Anyway, they're gonna be helping-"
"I don't remember either of us saying that." Huey said. "We're gratefuly you got us outta that mess, but that doesn't mean we have to help you, or put up with the inevetable mess of insanity. We're just fine on our own."
Just then, Deadpool teleported back into the group, dressed in the armor of The Imperial Legion. "There wasn't anyone there but a loud cop! You lied to me you jackass!"
"I'm not a donkey..." Ramthunder said, confuesd.
"And since when is it a crime to pick up a piece of paper? That's retarded! And coming from me, that's a hell of a thing!"
Huey turned to The Logician. "See what I mean?"
The Logician looked at Deadpool oddly. "You...you didn't kill a guard to get that armor, did you?"
"Yeah I did, why?"
The Logician shook his head. "We don't have time for this. You, the Llama. Go pay off Deadpool's murder debt. We don't want to fight the guards
and the bandits."
"Why not?" Deadpool asked. "And who are you to boss us around! Log Boy bosses us around, apperently, not you!"
"When you're done, you're gonna go to go to the castle and ask to stand watch in the south tower. Villagers say that the bandits always come through the main gate, and they've got no reason to change that now. Ramthundar, you go find those kids you and Sam beat the crap out of; I think they were planning on joining the bandits, and-"
"I see the bandits!" Sam said, squinting through a pair of binoculars. "They're wearing white robes! With pointy hats!"
Everyone (except Deadpool) fell silent for a moment. "Y'know, you could be making completely the wrong assumption." Deadpool said. "It could be Doombots who used too much bleach. On their robes."
"Is there a back door?" Huey asked. "'cause I'm gonna take the back door."
