The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

As Phil shot into the atmosphere, his sight affixed on the small group of various people and things. One of the guys looked up and called his name. Phil squinted at the person momentarily, his face becoming more and more clearer as he came closer to the group.

"Wait...is that...Sam?!" He exclaimed happily as he mistakenly divebombed into Sam, too excited and happy to manifest his wings. As Sam caught and kissed him, he couldn't help but beam back at his old friend. That is, until he fainted.

"Looks like the latest generation is starting off well..." He said with a sigh as a group of dolls carried Sam away. He looked from whence the dolls came and found himself looking into the eyes of a bunch of youngbloods. He dusted off his white shirt, ripped jeans, and sneakers before approaching them.

"Wow, look at all of these new faces! I'm Phil, a warrior angel sent by God himself to help out Sam and make sure things here don't immediately go to shit! Since I've never seen any of you before, I think a roll call is in order, if any of you don't mind." He announced happily, clasping his armored hands together, the H.a.L.O on his wrist jingle-jangling excitedly.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"I'm Isaac. This is Vanessa.~"
Vanessa waved at Phil. "Hi, mister~"

"HEY Pm0n3y! Didya miss me?!" Fury called from the real world.

 

[BoosterGold]

when Chell receives the applications, she says..."Alright its time to party! Yayz!"
At that moment a disco ball shaped like a companion cube descends and music plays

Spoiler: Evil Dance Party music

"everyone dance!"

 

[Orinon]

Ryan looked at Sam
"Hey it's not my fault if I land on you, I was never good at landing."
he then looked at the angel and activated his anti-grav field to get to eye level
"You almost landed on me and you could fly?" screamed Sam
"Oops."
Sam just stared and started to pull out the eraser thing
"Hey didn't say I can't be a smart-ass, and since that's now written in stone, I can do anything that isn't based on violence."
"Like what?'
Ryan appeared to ignore him, instead eating a Banana he then threw the peel which Sam stepped on, and (Obviously) fell on his face.
"This is gonna get ugly." said Sam glaring at Ryan

 

[Zirat]

The Stig just realized what he managed to get himself into, and walked over to the bar and grabbed a bottle of Jameson whiskey. # 13 follows behind closely, walking in beat with the music and tries to restrain itself from dancing, The Stig see's this and makes a dismissive jesture as he removes the cap of the bottle.

"Yay!" # 13 says as it runs out of sight and a second later comes back in with an afro, white sequined disco jacket, and a real baby seal-head medalion and began to dance in the middle of the room. "Villains have the best dances!" # 13 cheered as it jumped in the air, landed with a split, and moonwalked around a bit. Meanwhile The Stig discreetly drained the entire bottle in one go.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil bent down to coo at the cute little girl, pinching her cheeks and such.

"Yeah, I remember you Fury. You use to be..." He stroked his chin, trying to remember what the user used to be in the RP. Orinon's post however snapped him out of his thought process.

"he's just in his own world, isn't he? Sam got carried to the doctor..." He said with a look of annoyance on his face. Immediately he realized something and looked down at his H.a.L.O, putting towards his mouth.

"Did you make it there safely?" God asked.

"Yeah, I'm here" Phil answered back.

"Are you whipping those mischievous newcomers into shape yet?"

"Not yet. I'm gonna wait it out, I'll intervene only if something completely pants-on-head retarded happens." He told him before patching out.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"...Dispelga..." Fury said.

Vanessa smiled. "Hee~ I like this anggel, big brother~ He's nice~ And his lights are on, but he's awake, so it's okay~"
Isaac smiled. "He does seem nice, Vanessa~"

 

[BoosterGold]

"Hey shouldn't we be planning to defeat the heroes and stuff?" asks Grimm, his amnesia only effecting his memory of people and events not the overall role.
"But Grimmy...Dance Party!" says Chell while dancing
"Besides the heroes seem busy with administrative details at the moment." said Sho.

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: Pm0n3y

Hey that was really rather rude wasn't it, grouping me with Orinion. Besides Phil isn't aloud to the Villian dance party, at Villian HQ. So read carefully before you insult me that harshly. Alright with that done welcome back good to see you posting

Spoiler: Never Mind

I see you fixed it cool

 

[Orinon]

Ryan began looking around, in his head he was diverting power from combat abilities to speed and strength, if he couldn't go on the offence thanks to Sam's Horrible Ban Boot then he would have the greatest of defence , and everyone knows you can't hit what's not there.
Ryan then activated the oracle within him for Clairvoyance he saw the villains partying like mad, hopefully none of them would attack. if they did the new heroes would be goners with only Sam and Phil to fight he would help the others but he couldn't actually fight.

Spoiler: yeah I know

Rayn's being a jerk, but on the other hand this guy has just got handed the rule that if he tries to fight at all he's a gonner especially in a world like AA, kinda like being locked in a meat freezer and you have a dealy allergy to protein

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler: Yeah, My bad BG

I realized my mistake once I saw Grimm and Sho in your last post, and figured "herpderp he must be with the villains derpyherp." And yeah, no one wants to be grouped with Orinon, so I sincerely apologize for aforementioned mishap.

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: Pm0n37, Its cool

I guess if you missed the Villians you remembered, the dance party does seem pretty Oriniony if it was a hero
PS Oriniony Its a word use it for the lolz

"Hey Grimm" says Chell
"Yes?" Says Grimm
"Look what I can do!" says Chell.
"What?"asks Grimm
Chell pulls out the portal gun
"INFINITY LOOP!"She yells firing one portal below Grimm and one directly above.
"Infinity What?" he says at the same time he begins to fall.

 

[Orinon]

A thought occurred to Ryan.
Sam put down the law on him but he had no Authority over the Villains.
it was a simple thing really The heroes didn't want him around so he would explain to the Villains he wished to help them, he owed the heroes no loyalty. Sam gave him a hidden message well he received it but to be fair he would give The heroes one chance.

He walked up to Sam
"What do you want?' asked Sam
"Well cosidering you banned me from fighting, and here an epic fight breaks out every few pages it's obvious what your REAL message is
I don't like you so I'm going to stop you from doing anything fun.
So my place as you have shown me isn't here.
now I'll give you or any other hero a chance, so if you can explain in, a way that I'll agree to, why you are trying to make me leave.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Vanessa likes you. Can you deny a small, innocent child the ability to be around people she likes?" Isaac said.
Vanessa nodded. "You're nice~ And you look cute~"

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell shivered, and a look of seriousness entered her eyes.
"Well that was weird" say Chell, "but I has Serious leader things to do.
"Riiight" says Sho, confused by Chell not acting as Bat shit insane.
"Chell rights a leader and posts it on the door.
In Large Bold Letters it reads

ALL RP RULES, THAT SAM G MAKES APPLY ON THE VILLAINS SIDE.
THIS MEANS YOUR POWER BAN IS IN EFFECT NO MATTER WHAT ORINON.
^-^BOOSTERGOLD
Green Lantern Chell

Spoiler: Orinon

We don't hate you. You just tend to be extremely Godmody and that pisses everyone off, the ban is for your own good. Besides Sam G is the GM meaning he is in control of the A.A. Universe.

After Chell posted the door her seriousness is gone and she rejoins the dancing villians.

 

[Orinon]

Spoiler: Really pointless but feels necessary

Yes I g-mod, it's just I see so many epic things happen its hard to see where the line is, I truly love this RP, It's been a source of fun excitement, and made all boredom pass away, but my fatal flaw is
I'm not funny, at least not in an RP I can make people laugh in the real world but my humor is based off criticism. this means I go overboard in combat as I feel that I have to compensate, or at least I need to do it so I appear cool.
Now this was my main thing especially since lots of fights break out. the examples Sam pulled out, the one where there was a second Ryan that was stupid, really really stupid. the fight with booster was again an attempt to prove i was cool, but obviously got carried away, like to the other side of the galaxy. and as For scythe well no one else really liked him so I assumed I could get rid of him, I also said I was positive I broke a rule.
I also have a bad feeling That if a fight did break out I would do some stupid move where I can dodge every single attack. now I know I'm not in a position to bargain but how is this for a rule. similar to Booster's Idea
1 I can fight but only when provoked (like when in danger of being injured)
2 A limit on my power, like I can't do a million damage in a single hit
3 the other fighter or Some one on my team (Like Sam) can stop the fight at any time.

Sam decided to see what was wrong so he used an EMP on Ryan
several hours later
they were performing surgery on his head
"So what's the problem."
"Looks like the asshole chip is overloaded, to much imput we can tone it down if you like."
after the surgery.
"Whoah I feel different, hey sorry about the douchebag thing." he suddenly broke into tears
"I'm so sorry." he sobbed for hours.
"What's his problem?"
"I turned up the sadness chip he'll cry alot, in case we get bored."
"I swear I won't defect even if I can't fight, I just want you to forgive me."
he continued to sob.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Vanessa climbed out of Isaac's arms and gave Ryan a hug. "I forgive you~"

 

[Orinon]

Ryan hugged her, it was good to let these things out, as he cried he began to glow white, changing. When the glow stopped Ryan was about the size of the little sister (AKA he's a little kid) his clothes, while they did fit were a bit to large, his tail was shorter, but proportionally it was length of his body.In his hand was a strange doll, it looked like the Bio-Dragon form he sometimes transformed into, now in the form of a cuddly doll (Basically a plush soft dragon doll).
"I gotted smaller, I shouldn't get into big boy fights for a while now."
Sam looked at the new little ryan
"Your-"

Spoiler: OOC

yeah basically fill in the rest of the sentnce. and yeah a story relevant reason to keep my head outta fights.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"...Mister got tiny~ And he's not a mister anymore~" Vanessa huged tighter and let go.
Isaac looked at Ryan, shocked. "...How did you do that?!"

 

[Orinon]

"I think My system detected an error so tried to do a mini reformat, it happened when she touched me so it picked up her juvenile form, basically it replcated her youth." Ryan then Ywaned showing his little dragon fangs.
"Ryan Sleepy," he said rubbing his eyes.
he walked up to alice and raised his arms
"Will pretty lady please carry me?"