Eddie rolled up in The Deuce and played a long solo that lit the sky up.
"I'm back ladies and gentlemen, and I heard about that little reward for killin' Tomoya, now," he prepped his guitar again, "LET'S MAKE SOME METAL!" Eddie's fingers were a blur as he called forth two squadrons of Headbangers.
"Eddie! Bro! Let's have a party!"
"I have the beer!"
"Death to Lionwhyte!"
"Metal!"
Eddie rose an eyebrow at Akasumi, "Nice fish you got there, does it go good with a flagon of mead?"
Youmu just stared at Eddie again. I can't believe you, she thought. Coming up to us, saying he plans to kill Tomoya and expecting to freeload off us, despite being on Rugal's side most of this time... "What's your problem?" she asked out loud. "Coming here, saying you intend to kill one of us and asking for our food?" So it is more than a cultural gap. It's just this one that's crazy.
Sorry I wasn't here guys! Had I had known about the plane, I probably would have had the dragon catch a person or two; ah well. I'll try to find my way to worm into the current plot.
After suffering seeing the plane crash, flying just away from a horrible blizzard, and seeing large amounts of violence all around; Caim and the Dragoness finally reached the island, only to hear of Eddie's proposition to kill Tomoya. Caim was not going to stand for it. He still had questions that were not answered, and the nagging feelings of familiarity were still floating around his mind. The dragoness roared Caim's challenge to Eddie, "Touch the one with blue hair and I will incinerate you; followed by my companion cleaving you into two!"
Rugal talked to Eddie on his headphones: "Make sure to enrage that Kid Dillon, He was acting strange at the airport and on the plane, If he is close to snapping, then snap him, I Need more time and he should buy me loads of it, good luck."
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Rugal hung up and laughed, If Eddie did defeat the Heroes, his plan couldn't be stopped, If Eddie died, He wouldn't have to put up with that noise he called "metal".
mind if Rugal play's a part in Dillon's mental struggle? also where are you going with the relation-ship Between Dillon and Akasumi?, might write it into the final battle.
But hey, I'm back! SO LET'S GET STUFF REALLY MESSED UP!
Black Mage woke up for the second time in the meadow where the restart happened so long ago. "Ahh! That was a good nap. Now, I wonder where everybody is?" BM looked around, and saw no-one, but he did see some tracks of where they had all left. "Those bastards all left me!" Black Mage would've complained more, but a small red button fell out of the sky and into his hands. "Deus Ex Machina???" BM read aloud. "Eh, I don't need any help to get back to the plot!" he said as he threw the DEM button over his shoulder. It hit the ground button side first and activated, teleporting BM onto Rugal's SkyNoah, right onto the bridge and right in front of Rugal!
BM did a double take and turned around to face Rugal. "Well, this is a sticky situation." BM said as he extended his hand, "Hi, I'm Black Mage. Piss me off, and you will die. Other than that, I was looking for all the plot relevant characters and I may have triggered the Deus Ex Machina button to teleport me wherever here is, so some directions would be great."
"whoa, Uhhh.... the rest of them are on a island a few miles that way" Rugal said and pointed "So you doing to teleport there or shall I arrange a lift?"
Eddie could tell that he had dropped in on a group of Tomoya's friends. Not good.
Eddie whistled and a giant Tour Van drove up some yards behind him, opened up, and built a massive stage. A posse of girls came out, laughing and giggling as they grabbed their massive cannons.
"Enter, on Stage Right, The RAZOR GIRLS!" Eddie yelled into a microphone on top of the stage.
Eddie roared out a cry of glee as Bouncers, Head-Splitters, Fire Barons, a few trained Tollusks, and a Metal Beast sauntered onto the land before the stage.
The Bouncers
The Headsplitters
Fire Barons
Tollusks
Metal Beasts
Eddie lit up a cigarette and smirked at his small army.
"And there's more to come, all I have to do is play a small note here," Eddie played a small note there and the ground cracked open around the Heroes, "Now, I can have a one-on-one fight with one of you, one at a time, in one place, at once, while listening to One by Metallica, or we can do this the Ironheade way and I beat your skulls into your souls and out your ass. Your choice."
Eddie pointed at the sound guy, who chuckled and activated some music that would... encourage... the troops to kick some ass.
Youmu looked at the entourage of Eddie's army. "You called an entire army here to deal with us?" she asked. "This will not be a fair fight... Should've brought a bigger army." She smirked. "Tell you what. You want a duel? You've got at least one. I can't speak for these guys," waved her arm back to indicate 'these guys', "but I'm interested in what you've got in an actual fight."
I guess that makes me a hero now, she thought. I was just defending myself at first. Now, I'm cracking bad jokes and making boasts I might not be able to live up to...
Tomoya grabbed a large stick and held it in front of him. Eddie and his army lined up to fight.
Dillon's iPod had shuffled to Tenacious D, and with it he had an appropriate response. "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIT, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAIT, YOU MOTHERF###ER.I challenge you to a ROCK OFF, give me one chance to rock your socks off."
Eddie stood there, before shouting F#CK
F#CK
F####CK. The metal code prevents me, from declining a rock challenge, what are yout rerms, whats the ca-ha-atch?"
"If you win, we gotta take our sorry asses right to hell (rugals place)
also I'll have to pay your re-hent."
"and what if you win?"
"If I win I take you and and Rugal with me."
Tomoya was confused
"what do you want with those guys?"
"Trust me I'm going to turn them into something awesome. To be my little bitches."
Eddie was unimpressed
"Fine let the rock off begin, ladies first."
Dillon was pissed at that.
"Oh then You asked for it.
Maybe out of rage but Dillon transformed, his soft cloth jacket became leather but the leather well it was black but they swore it looked like it was made of human skin. on the back was a red black and orange flame pattern, along the sleeves green snakes coiled arm the arms, they're fangs dripped blood(designs on the sleeves no real snakes). His jeans turned pure black, he gained steel toe black metal boots on the tip there were skulls and someone had written on the right toe "Your ass goes here" his eyes were partially hidden behind black shades, but they could see he eyes had turned yellow, his canines had elongated once more.
and lastly his katana had transformed into a heavy metal Axe, the guitar was black with a metallic silver trim
on his right hand a metal gauntlet with claws which would serve as guitar picks. he strummed once letting out a powerfull chord
as the song ended Dillon's face was a smug mask of victory, he was certain that such a song couldn't be beaten.
Yeah basically try to find something more epic than that, I saw Tenacious D so this was in my head.
Basically the bit where Dillon was supposed to choose a side is back, but this time in a more interesting way, here it's his own mind trying to convince him.
Akasumi's eye twitched for a few seconds. She then face-palmed herself hard enough to the point where it broke her nose. Her shroud appeared over her as her nose healed back in place perfectly. She began walking back to land with a sword fish five times her size being dragged in the water by her.
Caim braced himself on his dragoness' back, a grim smile taking place. "You ready for this dragon?" He asked, his bloodlust starting to kick in.
The dragoness grunted in reply, and said to her partner, "Caim, in the time I have spent with you, battle has become nothing new to me. Let us rend this asunder and make them regret they crossed paths with a dragon and her pact partner!"
She breathed deeply and gave an impressive roar, signalling that Caim and her were about to kick some major ass. She spread her wings wide, flapped, and cried out, "Woe, woe, woe to you humans; for you have angered a dragon and her partner! Pray to whatever gods will hear you, and make your final amends, for you will not leave here alive!"
Caim let out a "Woo Hoo!" of joy as the dragoness proceeded to let a volley of homing fire release from her jaws, hitting several soldiers. Ah yes, Caim and the dragoness had entered their home field, and the enemy was going to learn that the hard way.
Hope that wasn't too cheesy. Red let's me play a little bit with my inner Thespian... And she does talk a bit like that anyways.. Ah well, let me know if I need to tone it down a bit
"SILENCE!" Eddie yelled, his wings expanding as he descended upon the field. A stage light fired an intense Light Beam at Caim, blinding them and sending them careening into the ground, hard.
"I shall not face another opponent while battling one, STAY OUT OF THIS MORTAL!" Eddie screamed, prepping his fingers for a Metal Assault. His small army banged their heads as he pulled out Clementine, the five-stringed axe, and began to play a song that would crush his battle opponent's balls.
Caim and the dragon were going after the army, not Eddie. But, I can work my way around things....
The dragoness was stronger suited than mere mortals for such trickery. Even should Caim have been blinded, Red was able to hang onto her senses. She was in pain though; as Caim was screaming in her mind. She gave a loud mental call to silence the mortal, and was able to maneuver her way out of hitting her back on the ground (and thus keeping Caim with her); in this fashion:
Look around 1:41 for the landing
However, as a result, Caim and the dragoness were swarmed with enemies. No matter. The dragoness chuckled to herself. Flesh would burn today.
Eddie yelled back at his men, "OI! No fighty ze Dragon!" And the squadron of Headbangers burned for disobeying their master. No side-fights, Eddie would treat his own men the same he would an opponent, with honor and metal.
"Ironheade, stay the fuck away from that dragon and don't fight it unless she hits you with a fireball of death. In which case blow its fucking brain out its wings and into my dinner plate where I will feed upon its soul for years to come. Plus, it looks kinda badass,"
The dragoness was surprised by her opponent's kindness, and abstained from roasting anymore flesh than was necessary; after all, some were attempting to drag Caim off of her back. She would not stand for any to attack Caim, especially in his weakened state. She gave a glare to the remaining would-be attackers, who then backed off, and proceeded to watch the fight between Eddie and Youmu. The dragoness wasn't sure how long it would take for Caim to recover, so she was able to lend him her sight (via telepathy of the images she saw). Caim would be exceptionally sore to not witness an interesting battle.
Youmu was unruffled by Eddie's opening solo; she had no balls to crush. Stepping forward onto Eddie's stage, she turned to face him in the centre, and started working on a plan. He was still distracted with his rock-off with Dillon, leaving her plenty of time to think.
Black Mage smiled at Rugal as he gave him directions. "No thanks, I was just gonna use a hadouken to blast myself through that wall and at the Heroes. It may leave a rather large hole in the side of your ship though... So I'll just teleport. Cya later!"
And with that BM pulled his hat down low and summoned lightning around himself, disappearing in a blaze of bright blue streaks of thunder.
ON THE BATTLEFIELD
Next to Red Mage, a circle of bright blue thunderbolts crackled into existence, and Black Mage teleported in. The thunderbolts disappated into the sky with a series of loud sonic booms. BM glanced at RM as he dusted himself off. "Oh hey Statscowski, what's happening? How long you been with these guys?"
"Good Day Black, it seems our band of intrepid Heroes and Neutrals are battling this Eddie character to get to Rugal and the captive Tomoya. Dillon and Eddie are in a rock off right now, and then Eddie has to face Youmu after that. And Eddie has also summoned some really bad metal army of sorts. And I have been travelling with this group since the meadow." Red Mage nonchalantly replied to BM as he watched the ending of the duel between Eddie and Dillon.
"Oh cools. So I should just Hadouken the lot and move the plot onwards? Or should I unleash Fighter and his stupidity upon them?" BM said casually as he gently tossed a small figurine of Fighter up and down.
"No no, we shouldn't have to intervene in this battle. And put Fighter away before you accidently unseal him! Remember the power it took us to seal him away?!?!?"
"Psh, yeah yeah. Hey, you and I should teleport onto that airship I was just on. It had some sort of really Big Bad Guy on it. Y'know, whilst these guys are distracted here?" BM suggested. At the same time, a small medallion materialised in his pocket. He pulled it out and saw that it had "CHAOTIC GOOD" on it. "Huh, so I am a good guy then. Oh well. Hey RM, watch this!"
BM threw his medallion up into the air and summoned a level 5 Thunderbolt. The thunderbolt descended from the sky and struck the medallion, shattering it into many pieces and launching all the pieces at Eddie's minions. The lesser minions fell to the attack and the larger minions were all wounded by it.
"Neat trick huh? And look, another one just materialised as well! I could do this all day!" Black Mage said as he grinned underneath his hat for no-one to see.
"Ahh," RM took off his hat and dusted it, "you haven't changed a bit Evilwizardington. Say, did White ever find you?"
"No, why?" BM asked, eyes narrowing into thing yellow lines.
"Oh nothing," RM answered, "she definitely wasn't looking for you to finish what you two started way back then. Absolutely not." He fondled two dice in the palm of his hand, failing his bluff miserably.
"Well then," Black replied and plonked down on the ice, "so... what do you say? Wanna wreck some shit like old times?"
Red placed his hat back on his white hair, letting the light flow down and drip into the evening air with the luminosity of starlight, he smiled, "Only if you have your knife collection ready. Quite a bit of faces we're going to need to stab."
BM pulled a long gaurdless knife from his robe, "How bout we go titanic on his ship. Add the iceberg to the group list and lets teleport the crap out of him."
RM laughed and sat down next to BM, "Will do. Will do." And then the iceberg suddenly vanished, leaving only a massive influx of water to fill it's stead.
I am back from crap internet, thanks to Orinon for posting for me while I was away.
also nice reference Orinon. xD
Tomoya looked at the following events unfold and he was baffled, "Screw this!" Tomoya said as he threw his stick away and pulled out his sword and jumped onto the stage in front of Eddie, "You want me, come on get me!" Tomoya taunted.
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