The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"I have an idea!" Sho cried in the midist of battle. A secret weapon began to grow from the ground. It was the most destructive weapon ever known to man. "EVERYONE PUT IN YOUR EARPLUGS" Sho screamed. And with that the weapon startes. The southerners heads began to explode as the weapon got to them, childeren screamed in terror.

Spoiler: The weapon was none other than.....

Spoiler: GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!

Petey you are just pissing people off at this point...

 

[petey hunter]

Spoiler: OOC

I know what the weapon is it`s Shapster`s bitching isn`t it

 

[petey hunter]

"I have an idea!" Sho cried in the midist of battle. A secret weapon began to grow from the ground. It was the most destructive weapon ever known to man. "EVERYONE PUT IN YOUR EARPLUGS" Sho screamed. And with that the weapon startes. The southerners heads began to explode as the weapon got to them, childeren screamed in terror.

Spoiler: The weapon was none other than.....

Spoiler: GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!

Petey you are just pissing people off at this point...

Spoiler: OOC

What fucking goes AROUND fuckin comes around

 

[petey hunter]

Spoiler: OOC

ok I`ll stop, but they should stop being assholes wtith theFuck off, and KILL HIM

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: OOC

ok I`ll stop, but they should stop being assholes wtith theFuck off, and KILL HIM

Spoiler: OK I'VE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT LONG ENOUGH!

That's it Petey... You want to know why people are saying those things? BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING THE SAME SHIT! You are still making everything go your way, with he whole crystal bullshit, no matter what Petey needs to have his way. Your still god-modding, you just said your charecter has eternall life because a goddess blessed him! And lastly, the only place you get your ideas is unforgotten realms! So that is why they are doing that!

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: I'm sorry, Petey.

Spoiler: OOC

ok I`ll stop, but they should stop being assholes wtith theFuck off, and KILL HIM

I'm sorry it had to come to this Petey, really I am. But the fact is, the majority of the AA players don't want you here, me including. I gave you chances to improve yourself, but you didn't take them. Thank you for taking yourself out.
And as for the other members: Please, the next time things get this bad, simply either let me handle it or Report to a mod. I don't want you guys getting Reported because you lost your temper.

"All right, people. We've almost got them beaten! That last shot from Sho crippled them hard. NOW LET'S GET THIS THING OVER WITH!!!" Ram cried, rushing into battle.
"Meh, it's a little better." Ragnorak said, rushing into battle after him.

 

[petey hunter]

Spoiler: OOC

Look I know you hate me I admit that was bad I I just wanted to try but you were all screaming at me, when that happens I go on the Offensive,I know I was an ass but if I'm having trouble with a girl and shit so I saw you acting hostile so I acted like an unbelievable asshole so I"m sorry I guess this sounds Hollow but I miss writing a story for RP's so when I got a chance I went overboard.
I wanted to make an interesting story but you guys acted all hostile so I responded and became an impenetrable shell of assholes not reading the fact my writing is shit.
This thing is probably shit but I want to apologize for screwing up your RP

Cyclose suddenly Burst into flame before he died he yelled
"Totally sweet I'm on fire"
he then turned to Ash but its OK because he was on fire

 

[The_Chief]

Spoiler: OOC

Look I know you hate me I admit that was bad I I just wanted to try but you were all screaming at me, when that happens I go on the Offensive,I know I was an ass but if I'm having trouble with a girl and shit so I saw you acting hostile so I acted like an unbelievable asshole so I"m sorry I guess this sounds Hollow but I miss writing a story for RP's so when I got a chance I went overboard.
I wanted to make an interesting story but you guys acted all hostile so I responded and became an impenetrable shell of assholes not reading the fact my writing is shit.
This thing is probably shit but I want to apologize for screwing up your RP

Spoiler

ohhh your having girl and life troubles your excused from steering it your way. not. i constantly have those. im a disfunctional person. but i dont steer the rp my way. just dont bring your personal problems in as a sheild. anyways im willing to give you an 8th chance. but talk to ram

 

[petey hunter]

Spoiler: OOC

Look I know you hate me I admit that was bad I I just wanted to try but you were all screaming at me, when that happens I go on the Offensive,I know I was an ass but if I'm having trouble with a girl and shit so I saw you acting hostile so I acted like an unbelievable asshole so I"m sorry I guess this sounds Hollow but I miss writing a story for RP's so when I got a chance I went overboard.
I wanted to make an interesting story but you guys acted all hostile so I responded and became an impenetrable shell of assholes not reading the fact my writing is shit.
This thing is probably shit but I want to apologize for screwing up your RP

Spoiler

ohhh your having girl and life troubles your excused from steering it your way. not. i constantly have those. im a disfunctional person. but i dont steer the rp my way. just dont bring your personal problems in as a sheild. anyways im willing to give you an 8th chance. but talk to ram

Spoiler: OOC

I;m not saying what I did was acceptable quiet the Opposite. What I'm trying to do is apologize I would like you to forgive me but I'm not trying to get back in. U killed my character. what I'm tryin to say is I'm sorry what I did was wrong I would have trouble dealing with certain things but I'm not Going to do what I did last time, wait 2 days then expect alls wellcuz It's not. I am an asshole.

 

[The_Chief]

Spoiler: OOC

Look I know you hate me I admit that was bad I I just wanted to try but you were all screaming at me, when that happens I go on the Offensive,I know I was an ass but if I'm having trouble with a girl and shit so I saw you acting hostile so I acted like an unbelievable asshole so I"m sorry I guess this sounds Hollow but I miss writing a story for RP's so when I got a chance I went overboard.
I wanted to make an interesting story but you guys acted all hostile so I responded and became an impenetrable shell of assholes not reading the fact my writing is shit.
This thing is probably shit but I want to apologize for screwing up your RP

Spoiler

ohhh your having girl and life troubles your excused from steering it your way. not. i constantly have those. im a disfunctional person. but i dont steer the rp my way. just dont bring your personal problems in as a sheild. anyways im willing to give you an 8th chance. but talk to ram

Spoiler: OOC

I;m not saying what I did was acceptable quiet the Opposite. What I'm trying to do is apologize I would like you to forgive me but I'm not trying to get back in. U killed my character. what I'm tryin to say is I'm sorry what I did was wrong I would have trouble dealing with certain things but I'm not Going to do what I did last time, wait 2 days then expect alls wellcuz It's not. I am an asshole.

Spoiler

i could rant at you and banish you. but im feeling really good tonight. so if ram asks around if we should let you back in. i'll probly say yes. but if you fuck up i will come to canada and castrate you with a spoon/

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: We're done with this

[Lots of talk]

EDIT:Sorry to point you out, Lazor, but I don't think you would of been the only one saying this. I want to stop it now before it get's worse.

ENOUGH! This is done and over with, okay? Petey apologized, he's going away, let's just move on, ok? He did bad, he apologized, I forgave him, he left, It's all good. I don't want any sneering or names behind his back.
Now, please, let us finish this Civil War. But don't just say "The civil war was over," because that is not the AA way. It will be finished in a glorious battle of Kick-Assery, and then when done, I'm going to do a Recap/Show of hands. We'll see who's still with us, both old guys and new, and then we'll start a brand new, AA adventure.
Ok? Does that sound good?
It does? Glad you agreed.
NOW KICK SOME ASS!

Ram charged into the confederate soldier, their lines parting like the Red Sea when Moses is around. He went right towards one of the large spiders, dodging it's incoming missiles. He quickly scalled on of it's legs, using his amazing goat-jumping abilities to maneuver through the steel rods and pistons.

When he had reached the head of the metal-spider, he cracked open it's window and sent a blast of electricity inside. The mighty metal arachnid came to a screeching halt, before tipping over on it's side, killing many more soldiers.
Ram had jumped off the smoking corpse, landing next to a small armored dwarf.
"Hmph. That still only counts as one!" he grunted, before swinging a battle axe twice is side and rushing into a platoon of enemy soldiers.

"Who the heck was that?" Ragnorak asked, beheading several soldiers with one sweep of his scythe.
"No freaken clue." Ram replied, charging another line of soldiers.

 

[The_Chief]

Splazor cat saw that and wanted to top it so he shot a cloud with his lazors. it saturated and rained teh lazors down on the sea anemines. the ones that were hit multiple times were dead and the others were wounded. "sweetttt"

 

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak looked at the amassed Confederate troops. "Sooo...why are we fighting these guys again?"

"They enslave people! Others of their species! Is that not despicable?" replied Lincoln.

"...not particularly. I mean, it's pretty bad, but it's not like they're eating puppies and sacrificing their slaves to Satan, right?"

"Actually, yeah, they are."

"...See kids? Never trust your history texts! THEY LIE!! Alright, I'll kill...thirty percent of them in one hit! Katatsu, Hyoutatsu, Kai!" The twin kodachi flashed red and blue before fully awakening. Hyoutatsu's blade was shrouded in a twinkling blue mist as the water vapor in the air around it was instantly superchilled. Katatsu's blade glowed white as it was heated past liquid into gaseous and then to plasma form. Ragnorak switched Hyoutatsu to a reversed grip and locked the hilts together, forming a single, twin-bladed weapon. This, he held above his head a spun really fast, drawing the clouds that covered the sky down to the weapon. This formed an intertwining tornado of flaming clouds and frozen clouds. Lightning flashed as the particles of dust in the air collided so hard they generated enough static to power Philadelphia for three years. The Confederate Satanists looked up and saw their death.

"Limit Break! Armageddon's Armored Steed!" With that the flames in the tornado took on the form of horses and the ice covered them, forming armor and bluing the flames. The sky darkened. The tornado died down as twenty horses left it and stood behind Ragnorak, pawing the ground. The battlefield was silent for a moment as the black sky glowed blue where the horses stood.

"Suppose we oughta get outa the way?" said Huey sidelong to Ram.

"That seems like a sound plan. Let's go." The two heroes quickly got out of the way.

"STAMPEDE!" yelled Ragnorak. With that single word of command, the twenty horses charged down the side of the hill and plowed into the Confederate ranks, sending them flying, all of them dead or dying as they flew. "FINAL LIMIT! GERYON'S REVENGE!" The horses jumped into the air and converged, forming one giant horse pulling a large cart. Explosive arrows rained down from the cart as Geryon charged straight at the ground, killing several soldiers.

Then Geryon hit the ground. Headfirst. It froze, and time seemed to stand still. Then, Geryon exploded. Flames and ice peppered the Confederate ranks, causing far more damage than any artillery bombardment from the Union could have. Ragnorak turned to Abraham, his swords sheathed and his left hand rubbing the back of his head. "Guess I overdid it a bit, didn't I?" Sixty percent of the Confederate Army was either ash on the wind or shattered ice sculptures.

 

[The_Chief]

The other 40 percent were the stronger ones who were still hurt. they was a small battilion of magicians who saw lazor cat and figured they would disorient him. so they changed his form from CAT TO DOG DUN DUN DUN! he was not dazed but pissed and tore threw the ranks with his lazor leaving a good 10% left though.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

mad and not at all paying attention Roberts woke from his daze and started doing karate poses not really sure what was happening

Spoiler

Is it safe to play now?

 

[The_Chief]

mad and not at all paying attention Roberts woke from his daze and started doing karate poses not really sure what was happening

Spoiler

Is it safe to play now?

Spoiler

umm sure. im a dog now

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Sleep is evil for this reason!

Amazing what you miss when you're asleep huh. Petey gets both Suspended and kicked out *Little happy dance* (His two days won't mean shit since he's suspended for a week.) The Korean missle crisis is reaching it's climax. Tensions in the middle east are still at breaking point. And while I was asleep I found a bunny in my back yard......The bad news was it was dead. Amazing what a 15 year old Siberan Husky can do right.

"You know what we never dealt with that cyclone" Said Maddawg from his super awsome Tank that he calls Lucy.

Suddenly a huge Cyclone came from behind Union lines and began tearing the North apart. The Southners began to cheer...Until the cyclone came to there side and did basically the same thing to them.

"Well that was kinda anti-climatic." Said Ram.

"We surrender " Said Booth emerging from the rear lines.

"Alright turn off the weapon" Yelled Sho and the Rick Roll was silenced.

"Alright well now we can discuss the terms of the surren-" Suddenly a rifle bullet that came from the southern side collided with old hatty (The Lincoln hat) on Maddawg.

"HATTY!" Said Maddawg who jumped down to check on the hat.He tapped on the top in hopes of getting another tank but got nothing. He even turned around and saw his current tank disseapear.

"SORRY! MISFIRE!" Said a random Confederate android.

Maddawg marched up to Booth,grabbed him by the throat and said "No terms but Unconditional death will be accepted."

With that Maddawg took his Chainsaw blades and cut the actor in half.

"ATTTACK!"

 

[Timewave Zero]

SUDDENLY!!! The fabirc of space-time rips open with a terrifying explosion of light that does nothing but make a popping noise. Standing in the midst of the...light is a being that looks suspiciously like the Austrian, but now in a suit and holding a Nuclear Assault Rifle.
'NNNNYYYYAAAARRGGH!!!' screams the suit-bound Austrian man as he fires on John Wilkes Booth's robo-legs.
'I AM TIMEWAVE ZERO, THE IMMACULATE EMBODIMENT OF NOVELTY THEORY!!!' screamed Timewave Zero, apparently alive again. The nuclear bullets hit Booth in his robo-legs, causing him fall over, but regenerate his parts.
'Nnnyyyaaaarrrgggh?' asked Timewave Zero.
'Yes! I knew you could only come back one more time before you became a Space-Kitten, Timewave Zero! So, now, I will kill you so you cannot annoy me again!' shouted Booth, who proceeded to slice Timewave Zero into bite-size peices.

I swear to God, I'm dead now.