The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Ahh, why?

SUDDENLY!!! The fabirc of space-time rips open with a terrifying explosion of light that does nothing but make a popping noise. Standing in the midst of the...light is a being that looks suspiciously like the Austrian, but now in a suit and holding a Nuclear Assault Rifle.
'NNNNYYYYAAAARRGGH!!!' screams the suit-bound Austrian man as he fires on John Wilkes Booth's robo-legs.
'I AM TIMEWAVE ZERO, THE IMMACULATE EMBODIMENT OF NOVELTY THEORY!!!' screamed Timewave Zero, apparently alive again. The nuclear bullets hit Booth in his robo-legs, causing him fall over, but regenerate his parts.
'Nnnyyyaaaarrrgggh?' asked Timewave Zero.
'Yes! I knew you could only come back one more time before you became a Space-Kitten, Timewave Zero! So, now, I will kill you so you cannot annoy me again!' shouted Booth, who proceeded to slice Timewave Zero into bite-size peices.

I swear to God, I'm dead now.

Ahh, why? You're fun! and Funny!

"HAHAHAH! You will never be able to defeat me! For I will always be able regenerate to full power! HAHAH!" John Wilke Booth cried.
"Ahh, jeez. I hate that power, their so damn annoying, like that Hero's chick." Ragnorak said.
Suddenly, Ram had an idea, a light-bulb popping out above his head, breaking on his horns.
"Aha! and ouch. But aha! Rag, can you do that ninja thing where they move their blades really quickly and cut things in little bits?"
"Gee, I don't know. Does Splazor Ca-Dog use his Splazor to solve all his problems?"
"Good. Go cut up that cyborg!"
"Um, that doesn't sound like a good idea-"
"Just do it!"

Still looking worried, Ragnorak unsheathed his scythe and began twirling it around. Soon it picked up speed of that of a cyclone. Ragnorak lunged at the cyborg traitor of the US, cutting him in several dozens bits of cyborg and flash bits.
As soon as he had cut them, though, all the bits began to regenerate. Soon, there were several dozen Cyborg Booths laughing maniacally.
"HAHAH! You fools! Now I will defeat you all and capture the whole of the US! HAHA-"
"Hey, your not going to, I'm going to!"
"The hell you are, your just a copy. The Original John Booth will rule the USA!"
"Shut up, all three of you! I'm ruling the US and that's final!"
As the John Booths argued, Ram laughed quietly to himself. "You see? Happens all the time. Clone Superiority Complex. And now since their distracted..." Ram said, lifting one of his hooves. "THOR'S STOMP!" he cried, bringing down his hoof down with the force of the Gods. The earth shook from the impact, and cracks that opened to the depths of Hell opened right underneath the John Wilkes Booths. When their dying screams were quieted, the cracks closed on themselves, leaving no trace behind.
"Now THAT is a finisher." Ram said with a content smile.

"But seriously, why havn't you used these powers before! You know how much stupid plot-lines we could of avoided with this stuff?" Huey declared. "Why? They were fun!" Ram said.
He then turned to the Ninja Lincoln, some magic technicians fixing his arm.
"All right Lincoln, we're helped you with the war. Now get us home!"

 

[The_Chief]

Lincoln looked at Ram quizically for a second, and then touched his beard. suddenly everyone was home.

 

[RagnorakTres]

<spoiler=OOC>Heyla, what d'you say all the heroes regroup at Rag's village for drinks, songs and general merrymaking before the Wuncler quest WoD and I've been cooking up gets into full swing? That suit?

 

[Ramthundar]

"Alright, people, now that we're back home safe and sound, why don't we take a bit of an R&R, ay?" Ram said.
"Sweet. Let's go to my village for some general merryment." Rag said.
"You guys have your merryment. We villains are going to rock our asses off at the Nexus!" Maddawg said, leading the villains away.
"Alright. Be thwarting you later." Ram said, before he lead the group to Rag's village.

 

[Shapsters]

"Chocolate milkshakes are for pussies! Its catnip or nothing!" yelled Master Kitty as he pulled out a cigarette, "Ah... christ that was confusing, but its nice to forget it all with a good nip!"

Master Kitty smoked for a few moments the once agian rolled on the floor for a bit, he began jumping through the air and swatting at invisible butterflies,

"Hey you... why are you called Cats? You not... your not a-" Master Kitty began giggling, it quickly stopped and he looked at Cats, "You're not a cat, in fact, I'm not sure what you are! Hehehehe."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Mk I think you need help." Said Grimm.

"Hey shut-up at least I'm not used for physical humor." Said Mk still kinda dazed and confused.

"Yeah but according to this recent survey most fans of the Rp like me."

"And how many voted?" Asked Mk kinda shocked.

"Uhhhh." Said Grimm stalling for time.

"Gimme that!" Said Maddawg who looked over the paper. "This isn't a survey this is a review for Ghostbusters."

"Oh look were at the Milkshake store." Said Grimm stalling for time.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: We have an AA Group!

Here it is Click Me Hard! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Escapist-Avatar-Adventures]
Still deciding if it should be a group to discuss the AA RP and Webcomic or if we should do the Actuall Rp on it. Please PM for you idea/decision.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Multi&Xandus

Spoiler: Ram

So,in the comic, when our characters enter the cave, it's agreed were gonna have a few action adventure movie moments, like Indiana Jones, The Mummy,National Treasure, etc etc right?

Spoiler: Wait...

There's a webcomic about the Avatar Adventure? Where can I find it?

First off, yes Multi, we are. But for further note, all discussion about the AA Webcomic should be PMed to me. If it's a question or small idea post it on the AA Webcomic Thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.122388.2460444]
And yes Xandus, we're making an AA Webcomic. We hope to have the first comics posted by the end of summer.

 

[Solytus]

Spoiler: question...

Are newcomers such as myself allowed to jump in at any time? the rules weren't particularly clear on that...

It seemed as if Grimm's mental pleas for a distraction were heard by the heavens, A green and yellow-tinted figure wielding two katana suddenly appeared in front of the cabal of villains, giving them cause for shock and potentially, alarm.

Before the group could react, he mysterious figure stood, and inquired, "Where might I find an individual who goes by the name of Ram?"

Grimm sighed in relief.

Mk briskly fired a question of his own at the shadowy, nay, neon green figure, "And just who the hell are you?"

"My name is GreenE66, but you may call me Green; and I am the lemon-lime ninja." Responded the preposterously colored warrior.

 

[Shapsters]

"Pah, I'm sure as shit not gonna call you 'green', what are you anyways? Some sort of weird midget ninja? We don't know where Ram is, because he is a hero and we are villains!"

"What are you fighting about?"

"... Nothing really...."

"Well why are you enemies then?"

"You know what happens to people that ask questions around here?" Master Kitty punched Grimm in the stomach, "Now begone midget warrior before I call a dwarf Samurai on your ass!"

 

[Solytus]

Before disappearing in a poof in inexplicably orange smoke, Green said, "I'm not a midget, I'm chibi......."
As the villains continued their walk to the milkshake store, Maddawg asked, "What were we talking about?"

"Nothing!" Grimm hastily responded, as the team entered the stone portal to the place of milkshake purveyance, unaware of the peril that would soon fall upon them.

-Elsewhere-

Green flitted about a barren landscape, muttering, "Good lord, I am so friggin lost..." to himself.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Green

Spoiler: question...

Are newcomers such as myself allowed to jump in at any time? the rules weren't particularly clear on that...

Yeah, sure. Just jump in any time you's want. Same goes for any other new comers

"BARTADNERSH! Anosha dwink heresh, pleash" Ram slurred, spilling a few empty tankards on the floor.
"Jeshus, I hope them idiotsh hurrrrry up. I canna wait here forever for them. I barely have enough to pay for all dish."

 

[Shapsters]

"I sure as hell do have a better plan! All we need to do is put up a sign that reads,
'Free Tin Cans'
Ram will run to the tin cans faster than me on a supply of nip!"

"Uuh... don't goats like eating cans?" asked Grimm,

Master Kitty was silent for a moment, before dumping Grimms milkshake down his pants,

"Shut up Grimm. Ok, how about we try and separate the heroes and take them out one by one? That would make things much easier, we can start with Orgazmo!" Master kitty looked around the diner and saw a nerdy looking teenager, he was reading a book and had thick glasses, "Perfect! Hey Kid! You're still a virgin right? Won't someone help this poor loveless loser?"

Master Kitty waited for Orgazmo to show up.

 

[Solytus]

"Okaaaay, forget this, I'm gonna go get a stiff drink." announced an exasperated Green, as he began to sprint towards the nearest town.

He arrived in mere moments, and as he passed through the majestic stone gateway into town, he felt that something was amiss.

Upon some pondering, he realized that there was no one in sight, not even a wayward vagrant. Despite this queer situation, Green decided that his need for a drink outweighed his curiosity, and walked to the local tavern, which too, was abandoned.

Swearing profusely, Green stormed out of the tavern, and subsequently, the town. He sprinted in a random direction, hoping that he'd stumble upon some source of respite.

 

[Ramthundar]

"WADA YAH MEAN, you donna take GOLD? IT'SH FREAKnziea GOLD!" Ram yelled, trying to keep himself steady on the bar-counter.
The bartender gave the drunk goat an exasperated look. "Sir, this is not gold. This is a chocolate coin covered with gold-tinted tin foil." he said, proving his theory by breaking the coin in half.
"...DOYOUKNOWHOWMANYMONSTERSIHADTOKILLFORTHAT?" Ram gasped out, staring in horror at his broken but still delicious currency.
"You know wha? I's got some coins, right heAHH!"
He threw his drinks at the bartender, running for the door. Unfortunately, do to his intoxicated condition, the best he could do was merely run into an oddly green and yellow turtle.
"Holy shmit, it's like your neon!" Ram said, horns caught in his bandanna as the bartender and several of his men came near him.