The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!" Ram screamed to the world in general.

Suddenly, Orgazmo took out one of his condoms. Quickly unfolding it, he hung on to the choppah with one hand and the condom in the other.
"Everyone hold on to something!" he yelled before letting the condom unfold. It grew to the size of a bus, acting as a make-shift parachute.
Safely on the ground, the Heros began to question the New Guy.
"So, here's the questions, mate: Who are you, What are you doing, and do you have something to drink?" Ram asked.

 

[Dorian]

"Call me Portal. I just fell through a wormhole to this Hell. I was only testing my new machine. And no. Sorry"

Portal looked at everyone.

"Who the Hell are you people?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, I'm Ram, a talking goat sent by Thor, this is Huey, a little black kid that's sometimes a samurai, that is Orgazmo and Boy Rubber, the Sex-Driven Super hero team, that's Ragorak, a Ninja Monkey, that's Green, a Neon-Green and Yellow ninja, that's Quantum Roberts, an adorable little guy, and that's Samii, my girlfriend. And a bovine."
Ram took deep breath before continuing.
"And how exactly did you make this "Worm Hole?" Did you direct them with mind control or somethin?"

 

[Dorian]

"Yes. I made it with my mind. And I'm a magical fairy. Made of chocolate. Chocolate can make anyone do anything."

 

[Ramthundar]

"....Alright, I think the bump might of knocked some things loose. Let's just take him with us for now."
The heros marched on, Green leading them to the Sprite Clan's hideout.

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

Spoiler: Hey everybody

Hi. Just joining in. Oh and sorry bout the probation thing. Ends tomo.

Kain paced back and forth in the cave. He needed blood. But how could he get it? There was no one around... Suddenly he heard voices outside of his cave. He crouched down and crept to the entrance to his cave. "Ooohhh... goat blood. Perfect." He grinned and lept out of the cave toward the group.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Okay, seriously Green, do you even know where the hell we're going!" Ram demanded from the oddly-colored Ninja.
"Of course I know! I've traversed this area a million times! I have the way mapped out in my mind a th-Umm, Ram, you got a little something..."Green said, indicating the throat area.

"What? Is it a spider? Get it off!"
"Nooo, it's not that...it's....more human shaped."
"Like a human-spider? Get it off!"
"NO! It's not a spider! I think...it's a vampire!"

"...Oh, thank Thor! Why didn't you say so?" Ram said, whiping his forehead. "And those suckers {no pun intended} couldn't get at me, I've got Holy Blood going through me."
"And how do you have-" Green began.
"Thor's Guiding Spirit here, hello!"
"Ohh, right..."

 

[Solytus]

"So you're just going to leave it on your neck?" inquired Green

"My blood is holy! I'm pretty well set." snapped Ram

Investigating Ram's neck, Green rebutted, "erm, that sucker is latched onto your Jugular, and I think you might want that later on..."

Ram bleated in irritation.

After a few moments of walking, Green suddenly came to a halt in front of a sheer rock cliff

"No."

"What?"

"We're not climbing that. Ever."

Green assured them, "We won't need to, just watch this."

The heroes observed as Green made a variety of increasingly preposterous gestures in front of a particularly large rock.

Rag started, "Oooooooh, the rock's gonna open up now, rig-" before he was cut off by the grassy earth below him opening up beneath the macabre group, depositing them in a large tunnel.

Green, clearly amused, asked, "What were you saying?"

"Shut up."

 

[RagnorakTres]

<spoiler=OOC>GOODBYE. I'm going on a camping trip this week, I will be unavailable. Don't kill me. Of course, if you do, I have a plan, but don't do it. Seriously. Love y'all, don't kill each other. If a troll shows up, go ahead, I'll deal with the body when I get back.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"But I do know something that is just as powerful." Said Maddawg with a huge Grin on his face. "Wait here I'll be right back Said Maddawg who quickly called and mounted a Reaver.

60 minutes later.

Maddawg came back with the Crazy Train and a drunk Ozzy.

"What took ya so long?" Said Grimm

"Well Ozzy wouldn't give me the Train unless I got him smashed. Did you know Ozzy could take 5 shots of tequila,20 bottles of cocktails, 14 bottles of Vodka, and 97 liters of beer and still stay sober?"

"Wow that must have costed a fortune. How did you pay for it?" Asked Sho as he poked Ozzy with a stick.

"Simple I used Cats credit card."

"WHAT!" Said Cats quickly checking for his wallet to no avail. "Why did you use mine? Why not Grimm's?"

"Becuase Grimm's not an idiot. He know's I'll do something like that so he has his wallet on a chain." Said Maddawg as he handed back the wallet.

"Alright enough chit chat. Let's get going. ALL ABOARD AHAHAHAHA!" Said Mk hopping onto the train and blowing the horn.

 

[The_Chief]

"why am i the only one with uncool powers! all i got is an extremely large arsenal of lazors both scented and elemental!" splazor said as he walked through the opening. while they were going through the came across a large cave imbedded in the side of the cave.
"I SAY WE GO!" ram slurred.

"i agree with ram! lets go!" as splazor dog. and ram ran into the cave.

the heros followed suit so as to protect Ram from killing himself and Splazor. when the heros finally caught up to ram he was poking a pink blob with a stick and splazor was watching, very amused. When Green took the stick away from ram, the pink blob started growing. eventually, it started to take up the cave. the heros started to back out of the cavern when the blob got so big it started to crack the ceiling. Then, it sprouted arms and legs and a head, and screamed, "I DEFY YOU RAM MAN!" and kicked ram and the heros as hard as he could out of the cave. he then broke out of the cave and chased them

 

[maddawg IAJI]

<spoiler=To Maddawg>Y...you took my credit card?

Spoiler: To xandus

YEP! I took the one with the kitties.

 

[Solytus]

At this point, all Green could do was ask, "Ram, are you an idiot?" While fleeing from the large pink... mass.

Ram responded by asking, "If you saw a large blob, what would you do?"

"...Poke it." Green grudging admitted.

Ram chuckled, clearly amused.

"Would both of you please shut up and run?" interjected Splazor

Green and Ram glared at Splazor, but complied regardless.

Suddenly, the mysterious scientist asked, "Look! Up there! Are they our reinforcements?" pointing at the horizon

Rag started to respond, "What? We didn't call for reinfor-." When he was distracted by what had caught the good scientist's attention.

"Crap." was all he could utter, as he watched the villains and their army running, nay, riding a friggin train towards them.

The heroes suddenly stopped, and considered their situation. Green looked back at the blob, then at the villains, running some quick mental calculations.

Before he could share the results of said tactical calculations, Ram hurriedly bleated, "Run past the villains! Just run around them! GoGoGoGo!"

The heroes decided that they would probably die regardless, and went along with Ram's plan, sprinting at full speed towards the villains, pink blob in hot pursuit.

 

[The_Chief]

"i say we slash their tires!" Splazor said while brandishing a switchblade like he was a teenager at a concert.
The heros looked quizically at Splazor before attacking the tires, popping all except 2

 

[SnakeF]

<spoiler= hi there> hey I thought I'd join in here I haven't really read it all so I'll let you guys add me in and I'll just introduce my character here [/spoiler]

A large man was chained up in a cage hanging from the ceiling he appeared to be wearing clothes that would fit right in with Conan the Barbarian The 'heroes' could see a small hamster on his shoulder.

The man noticed our Heroes and started shouting, trying to get thier attention.

"Raaaaaargh, help me get out of here!!!" he yelled, rattling the bars of his cage. "I must Get out!"

 

[Solytus]

Spoiler: OOC

How do I accept the invite to the AA group?