The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Solytus]

Green couldn't help but chuckle at the spectacle of Kain wielding a very uncomfortable Splazor like a gun; even more so when a clearly violated Splazor timorously hid from an almost comically proud Kain.

Ram soon insisted,"C'mon, lets get out of here, there's an ice-cold brewskie with my name on it back in town," and began to walk back the way they came.

As the troupe sauntered down the craggy hallway, Rag brought up a potential issue: "Ram, wasn't you getting drunk what caused all of this bullshit in the first place?"

"It'll be fine, really." assured Ram.

At that precise moment, a chill went down the spines of our valiant heroes.

Kain asked, "Whoo! What was that?"

Without missing a beat, Green calmly informed him, "It's just some thinly-veiled foreshadowing, pay it no attention"

Kain whispered, "oh." as they left the dark grotto and stepped into the bright green plains that stretched as far as the eye could see.

 

[SnakeF]

Moosk covered his eyes as the light from the sun hit them.

"What is this Shiny Ball?" he asked "I come from England and we have no Sniny Balls in the Sky here!!"

"What do you have instead then?" Ram questioned.

"Our skys are always a grey colour, is that not normal?" Moosk said. The other heroes sighed.

Green then looked up at the Sun and asked "Does the Sun usually look that big? and firey?"

Splazor then started screaming and running round in circles, "OHMYGOD THE SUN IS GOING TO FALL ON US" He screamed!

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

"Well," said Kain, "Seeing as he's a big android and all... with a blaster rifle... and he's planning on killing us... I'm just gonna..." Kain sank into the ground and disappeared. He reappeared suddenly behind HK-47 and tapped him on the shoulder.
HK-47 turned around and looked at Kain.

"Inquiry: What are you doing behind me?"

"Distracting you so that Ram can do that." Said Kain, pointing at Ram, who headbutted the rifle out of HK-47's hands.

"Statement: Damn. That was not fair." said HK-47.

"Statement:" said Kain, smirking, "Nobody said we fight fair. You just got POWNED."

 

[Ramthundar]

As the bullet bounced off Ram's horn, he saw Kain distracting HK. He went and headbutted HK's weapon away.
"Ha! What now, newb!?"
"Statement: This." it said, and picked Ram up by the horns, tossing him towards the large pink blob.
"DAAAMMMNNN*SPLUSH*GAHHBLURBBLURB"
Ram desperately swam around in the pink gooey mass, trying to flee from it's sticky embrace.

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

"Alright then..." said Kain. "Ram, looks like you've got the Blob handled.
"GLUBGAAARHHHG" replied Ram.
"Green and Moosk, stay on Cats. I've got the robot."
Green and Moosk rushed at Cats while Kain faced HK-47.
"Hey, HK!"
"Statement: I will not fall for your tricks again, meatbag."
"No tricks this time! I just wanted to tell you... if you join us, we'll give you cake..."
"Inquiry: What kind of cake?"
"Delicious cake."
"Inquiry: Chocolate cake?"
"Yes... delicious and moist chocolate cake."
"Statement: I like cake. I will join you."
Kain smiled. "HK-47... the cake is a LIE!"
"Exclamation: NO!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!" HK-47 shook and splutted and then shorted out.
"Check and Mate, me *****." said Kain. How you doin with that blob, Ram?"

Spoiler: note

No, he's not dead. Just shorted out.

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

"Oh perfect." said Kain, rolling his eyes. "I WILL destroy you, and then we'll kill your master as well!"
Kain unsheathed his claws, and began slashing at HK-47, who dodged each attack.
"Statement: Say hello to my little friend!" HK-47 began firing at Kain, who barely dodged his shots. The droid stopped shooting.
"Statement: Please stop moving. I do not want to waste my ammunition."
As HK-47 raised his gun, Kain lept at him.
"NOW PROCEDE INTO ANDROID HELL! RRAGHH!" Kain clawed the droid in his chest, knocking him back into the cave. Kain quickly sealed the entrance with a magic barrier.
"Now, please. Don't try to get out again. I don't want want to waste any more time on you, robot."
HK-47 ran at the barrier and was knocked back against the wall of the cave.
"Now what did you learn?" asked Kain.

 

[Ramthundar]

"BLUGH!" Ram screamed, still trashing around in the blob.
Do not worry, small mammal. For I am Friend
Ram tried to look around, then up.
"BLUGH?"
Yes, It is I, the "Blob," as you say, that speaks.
"BLUGH?GLUGH GAH?"
Why, I'm only embracing another Friend, for all I want....is love.
"...UUUGH, BLAGH BLURP BURP"
That little robot-man? He wants to be my Friend? YAY!

The Giant Blob began to ooz towards Cat, leaving Ram in a pool of pink goo.
"You may have trapped my minion for now, but he shall soon escape, and then all your bases belong to-hell the what?"
Friend Hug!
The Giant Blob consumed Cat, it's ooze shorting out his cyborg attachments.
Friend is fiesty. Me like!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"I am not a parody! I am a Locust!" Said Maddawg grabbing Hero by his cape and flailing him around like a Mace.

He flung it around to scare off the Blob.

[sup] "No Big man flail!"[/sup]

"Yeah go back to district 9 you stupid alien!" Yelled

Maddawg began to use the parody of Superman as a weapon against the heoroes.

"Rag noooo. Don't block!" Said Hero as he collided with Rag's sword.

 

[Dirty Saint]

Orange came upon this battlefield by mere chance. He "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"d in glee as he knew......all of the anger and hatred present would be more than enough to power the moon laser.

 

[SnakeF]

When Maddawg came at him using Captain Hero as a weapon, Moosk attempted to grab Captain Hero's head and pull him from Maddawg's grasp, he succeeded in grabbing Captain Hero's head but was himself pulled off the ground by the force Maddawg was swinging with.

"Let go of me!" Captain Hero exclaimed "You're going to pull my head off"

Moosk let go and was thrown against a wall. He then tried to stand but was too dizzy.

"Owned n00b" screamed Maddawg but Moosk was laughing.

"Not quite, Go for the Eyes Boo! Go for the Eyes!" Moosk screamed and Moosk's little hamster, who had crawled up Maddawg's leg lept at Maddawg's eyes and started clawing at them. Maddawg dropped Captain Hero in surprise.

"Fear my miniature giant space hamster!" Moosk said.

Spoiler

I did mention in my first post that Moosk had a hamster. just thought I'd introduce him properly here

 

[Solytus]

Green dazedly awoke from his electrically induced slumber, and dizzily stood up.

He called out to his comrades, but received only the clash of blades and the "pew pew pew"s of of various firearms.

The first villain that slowly came into focus was Cats, who was violently force-feeding Kain a clove of garlic.

Watching Kain transform and fly away in defeat, Green silently unsheathed his katana, invoked an invisibility ninpo, and rushed at Cats, ambushing him in a flurry of blades.

An agonized scream escaped from Cats.

Backflipping away from the now wounded Cats, Green dispelled his invisibility, and braced himself for the inevitable retaliatory attacks.

 

[SnakeF]

Moosk, who now had nothing better to do seeing as Captain Hero was beating the snot out of Maddawg using Grimm, ran over to where Sho was trying to get HK-47 out of the magic barrier.

Moosk lept onto Sho's head and his weight pulled Sho onto the ground. He punched Sho in the face and heard a satisfying crunch as the fist connected but then Sho got over the shock and started fighting back, the two were a blur of fists and other weapons but Moosk managed to get in a nice hook across Sho's chest and wind him. Boo then jumped onto Sho's face and started mauling it with his tiny, but deadly claws.

"Exclamation: I am Free!" said a metallic voice and Moosk turned round to see HK-47 walking towards him slowly. Moosk stood stock still.

"Inquiry: Why do you not run?" HK-47 said

"Because I am not afraid of you puny metal creature" Moosk replied

"Statement: Wrong Answer" HK-47 said matter of factly and he shot his Blaster at Moosk who dodged and jumped at him.