The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"Ok, we need to end this quick before the whole team goes over there." Ram said to the group, turning back to the Sith villains.
"SPLAZOR? WHAT THE HELL?"
"Whhhaaat? I was just looking, and you wouldn't believe what splazor's do to your teeth..." Splazor mumbled, slinking back to the Heroes.
"Face it, Ram, your done for. My Star-wars themed minions will soon destroy you!" Evil TimeWave Zero shouted.
"For shits they will, wigga! Time to pop some light-saber in your ass!" Lincoln shouted,in midst battle with Maddawg.
"We'll see who's popping who, PEW PEW!" Timewave sent a blast of sith lightning at Lincoln.

Ragnorak jumped forward, drawing both his katana's and blocking the lightning.
"What? But how?!"
"Ha! You did not expect that my twin katana's to be made by [insert weird Anime history], forged to defeat the vile creature [insert weird Anime monster here, probably with tentacles and such], but which now I have because [insert weird Anime quest and/or a very wild night of brewskies], which can deflect both Sith powers and Light-sabers because [insert weird Anime magic heathen mumbo-jumbo]."

"Damn! Why didn't I see that coming?" Timezero cried.
"Probably because I'm a ninja, meaning I can do THIS!" Rag shouted, disappearing in a cloud of dust and appearing behind the Dark Sith Lord. He brought his blades down, only to be blocked by the Sith Lord.
"Heyy....I wanted to battle the evil boss.." Ram whined.

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

Just behind Captain Hero, Kain stepped out of the portal.
"Yes... as am I... and I think it would be best if you listened to what we have to say... "Remember, although you are sith, you are still mortal. I can break you," said Kain, using his telekinesis to grab Grimm by the throat. "Like a twig. As such, I think it is in your best interest to take us up on our little... proposition..."

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

"I wish to join you. As HK-47 will tell you, I am a formidible opponent, and I daresay you do not want me to have to kill you..."
Kain Feigned toward HK-47 who jumped.
"Statement: Not the cake... please not the cake..."
"I find that being evil suits me much better... as a hero I'm not as free to go on killing sprees as much as I'd like... and the dental sounds great."

 

[Ramthundar]

"DAMN YOU SITH LORD! DAMN YOU AND YOUR AMAZING DENTAL PLAN!" Ram screamed to the heavens.

"Why don't we have a dental plan?" Splazor whined.
"Oh, but we do dear Cat. You have a tooth-ach?"
"Yeah, right here by my incis-"*THUMP!*
"There! Now the tooth is gone!" Ram exclaimed, whiping the blood off his hoove.

"Oy, sorry we couldn't be much of help, mates." the Beatles said, still floating in their Yellow Submarine.
"Ey, it's cool. Mind giving us a ride back to my village?" Rag asked.
"Sure!"

"Hey! What about us!? We didn't join those damn dirty Sith!" Sho cried, trying to hold on to a still-high Master Kitty.
"Well...I guess. But only till we hit the village."

Soon the Heroes and broken party of Villains sailed off to Ragnorak's village.

Spoiler: Where'd all the Old Members Go?

Seriously, Ragnorak, World of Dragons, Ajb, Master Kitty, come back! Pwease!

 

[The_Chief]

"im getting kinda sea sick what with all the british people and yellow in this sub. got any amercians and blue?" Jack said.

"sorry mate, we'll be there soon!" the beatles said, not steering the sub.

all of the sudden they crashed into a wall of 2 foot thick fiber glass, and inside, was a civilzation of mermaids!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

MEANWHILE!!!!!!!!!
In a strange cutscene like fashion a news broadcast we being shown.

"Hello and welcome to the 11:00 o clock news." Said the Ancorman. "We begin with our top story. Today another body was found with puncture wounds located on the neck. The body was then taken to the morgue where after 3 hours it came back to life and began to kill the inhabitants there. The man was still unidentified and after a quick search all that was left in the room was guano, a compost created by bats when they get rid of waste. On another story ,Exclamation Points how many is to much? We'll tell you more about this after the commercials."

Back with our heroes.

"Thanks for the ride John Lennon." Said Ram getting off the sub.

"Don't mention it." Said John who then turned the sub around and flew away.

"Well it's noon. Time to get drunk" said Ram.

Ram walked into his faviorte tavern (That does not accept gold.) and looked around. The tavarn was completly empty.

"It's the middle of the day. What kinda people aren't out in the middle of the day?"

 

[SnakeF]

Moosk followed Ram into the Bar and looked around.

"Kinda empty ain't it?" he asked, Ram nodded.

"Oh well more alcohol for us." Moosk said. Ram grinned at him and they walked towards the bar. There was no barman.

"I think I'll just jump over the bar and make myself a drink" Ram said and he jumped ove the bar and started mixing himself many drinks.

Moosk followed and looked at all the drinks on offer. "I can't be arsed with all these fancy drinks" he said looking at all the wines and spirits. He then noticed a large barrel of Guinness. "This'll do me for half an hour" he said.

A few minutes later Ram came over to the table Moosk was sitting at with what looked like a bucket filled with different kinds of spirits, mainly Whiskey from what Moosk could smell.

"This is the life" Ram said "lots of alcohol and noone to stop me drinking"

"Where do you think all the people are?" Moosk asked

Ram shrugged "Who cares, I've got alcohol!" he paused "Hey where's your hamster?"

"he's a Vampire Hamster, he can't come out during the day" Moosk replied and Ram's face turned to shock for a second before he calmed down again.

"What is it?" Moosk asked

"Nothing" replied Ram, but he was sure he saw bats flying around.

 

[The_Chief]

"mmmmm hampster. if i dont get something to eat soon i'll eat your hampster." Jack said as he drank.

suddenly, outside, they heard a large stomping sound, and screaming of pedestrians.

"uhh ram don't you think we should do something?"

"nah those people'll be...fine." Ram said.

then a small building came flying through the tavern, smashing some kegs.

"...that son of a *****!" Ram said, sobered slightly by that shocking event.

the heros ran outside and saw MEHCANICAL KING KONG AND HIS BAND OF MECHANICAL MONKEYS!!!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg (This is a warning to anyone who calls me Darth Skorge. I will kill you.) and Darth Brick teleported down to La in front of a nearby Hot topic.

"It's Friday Afternoon in the middle of Summer. Where is everyone?"

"Your right. This is no way to hunt Runescape players."

Maddawg and Brick entered the Mall and found that it was completely emptey.

"Ok now this is wierd." Said Brick.

"I know why would they unlock the stores and then dosen't work."

"Well it's about time you guys came back." Said a familar voice as Frank West came out of hididng. "This Mall has seen Nazis,Zombies, and now Vampires."

"Vampires? Are you kidding me? Well that'll that's even better. Now we get to hunt down Twilight fans!" Said Brick.

Suddenly three bats came down from the raftes and transformed into people.

"Great these aren't twilight vampires there Van Helsing Vampires!" Said Maddawg taking out his brand new Lightsaw. "Alright Brick you take-Brick?"

Maddawg turned around and saw that Brick was in the nearby Hot Topic throwing Football helmets against the Wall.

"Damnit these things are hard." Said Brick as the vampires crept up behind him.

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

A forth Vampire, Kain, flew down and landed beside his brother vampires.

"STOP!" yelled Kain. "These vampires are my lieutenants. Apparently they were teleported into this mall and have been fighting off hordes of zombies, nazis, and zombie nazis."

"Zombie nazis?" said Maddawg.

"Yeah... came out of gamestop... Call of Duty..."

"Oooohhhhhh....."

"Yeeeahhh...."

"These are the the strongest members of my army." explained Kain "Dumah, Turel, and Rahab. My other lieutenants seem to have been killed by zombies. Or nazis."

"Or zombie nazis?" suggested Maddawg.

"Yes... yes..." said Kain, slightly distracted. "But this is of no importance now. They were weak, and now they're dead. Dumah, scout the west end of the mall. Turel and Rahab, the east. Darth Sko... er... Maddawg and I will take the south. The Brickhead here will stay and keep the North entrance safe from these zombies. And the nazis."

"Don't forget zombie nazis." said Darth Brick.

"Oh shut up!" said Maddawg and Kain at the same time.

"So... what is your Sith name?" asked Maddawg.

"I am no Sith. Although I have joined you, my name is Kain, I am the Ruler of Nosgoth. My alliegence lies only with myself."

"Right then Kain... lets go." said Maddawg, leaping over the railing and down to the first floor. "Time to take down some zombies... where's Frank?"

Kain turned around and saw Frank being eaten alive by zombie nazis.

"He's ummmm..... busy. Dumah! Turel! Rahab! Go! Find us and exit... and try to spill as much blood as possible..." Kain lept down to where Maddawg was waiting for him. "Right. Lets go."

 

[RagnorakTres]

I'M BACK! The cannon is loaded and ready sir, just point me in a direction.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Oh Noezzzzz!!! NOT Mehchanical Monkeys!" Lazor screamed.

"Oh, shush. You're sounding like and Lolcat, for christs sake." Ram said, scolding the small furry death machine.

He then looked at the giant mecha King Kong.
"What you worried about, anyway? That thing looks like one of those wind-up cymbal toys."

Suddenly, the large King Kong turned, it's mechanical eyes glowing red. Then the his mecha minions sprung wings and flew to the skies, sending out missles at the Heroes.

"Now it's something we can worry about!" Ram cried, and hastly ran back into the tavern. He came back out, dragging a large cannon with him.
"Where the in the world did you get that?!" Huey demanded.
"My pocked" Ram muttered, aiming the nozzle at the flying monkeys.

"You ready, Rag?" Ram asked.
A furry thumbs up from the tip of the cannon was his reply.
"Alright then. FIRE!"

[HEADING=1]*BOOM*[/HEADING]

 

[Solytus]

While the other heroes/villains/sith/unaffiliated bandied about, Green lounged on a large chair, sipping a delightful glass of sprite (with a straw, of course). As he enjoyed his R & R, he mentally braced himself for the trouble that would soon find him.