The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

While Brick was busy fighting Rednecks, Maddawg and the Vampires were busy fighting off the rest of the Zombies.

"Where the hell is Brick!" Yelled Maddawg choping a nazi zombie in half.

Suddenly Brick went flying through a wall after being blasted by a shotgun.

"Damnit. My new sith robe is ruined." Said Brick getting up and throwing away the ripped robe.

"Charger!" Shouted one of the vampires.

"Ok...... I think this was a bad idea." Said Maddawg as the mutant hillbilly grabbed the vampire and ripped him apart.

"I know the service in the food court is terrible. I mean all there doing is biting my arm." Said Brick.

"Brick.....That's a zombie." Said Maddawg

"Oh now wonder I have a strange urge to eat brains." Said Brick as he ripped the zombie head off.

"Whatever. Scotty beam us up." Said Maddawg speaking into the communicator Unfortunatly I can only take 2 others so it will only be Me,Brick andddddd Kain."

The other 3 vampires just put there heads down as they new they were about to die.


"Ummmm Maddawg Sho stepped out for a minute" Said Mk back at Maddawg.

"Then can't you do it." Said Maddawg looking at the Charger ripping up the 2nd Vampire.

"I don't know how."

"WELL JUST PUSH COLORFUL BUTTONS!"

Suddenly a blue beam came down and picked up Brick,Maddawg and Kain.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Raaaagggg...

I'M BACK! The cannon is loaded and ready sir, just point me in a direction.

Well, the cannon hast been fired. Wind resistance can slow you only so much.

"YYYEEEAAARRRGGGHHH!!!" Ragnorak cried, moving slow-motion towards the mechanical monkeys.
"GGGGOOOO RRRRRAAAGGNNNNOOOORRRAAAKKK!!!" Ram cried, pumping his hooves in slow-mo.
"Why are you guys doing that?" Huey asked, stepping lightly aside from the slo-mo cannon-kickback.
"BBBEEEEECCAAAAAUUSSSEEEE Ieee'ttssss Cccoooollll."

 

[RagnorakTres]

Sorry, I'm just confused. Mechanical monkeys? Wind ups, I assume..."AAAALLLLRRRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT, LLLLEEEETTTT'SSSS GGGGEEEETTTT TTTTHHHHIIIISSSS...Screw it, I'm bored with this now. Let's get this party started!" Ragnorak pulled out Daitatsu as he flew through the air towards the giant gorilla's head. He started spinning vertically in midair, forming a spinning sawblade-esque vision. He let loose a mighty war scream and there was the sound of a metal object tearing into another metal object. Ragnorak quit spinning on the other side of the giant monkey's head as the cut appeared. It's head turned and stared at him with glowing red eyes. "Um...shit..."

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM CHIRON BETA PRIME. YOU ARE NOW OUR SLAVES.

"Ok, well that's not gonna happen. Sorry dude, didn't really want to do this, but, y'know, alien overlordship is not something that you can just do, you have to have slightly better planning than that. Goodbye. Daitatsu, kai!" The already large scythe grew and grew, becoming huge, at least fifty yards long with a twenty yard blade. "Vibrio!" The blade began vibrating and there was a low sound heard, at least until it dropped out of anyone's hearing range and into the quantum range.

WELL...THIS IS LESS THAN PERFECT...

"DIE!" Ragnorak swung Daitatsu in a great arc that impacted with the ground behind the monkey thing and killed several of it's army. Then there was an explosion. Why? Does the explosion need an explanation? Not really, it's just kind of weird to have a random explosion from wind-up monkeys being cut in half. Fine, y'know what, the explosion is just there for drama. Fine. Fine.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"I'm glad you asked Maddawg" Cats. "Here we have a diagram of earth."

"That's not earth." Said Grimm. "That's Mars. See it's red and everything."

"Grimm don't make me force lazer your ass."

"How are you gonna do that. Your on a diffrent ship."

"NO YOU DIPSHIT! I'm on the same ship as you. See with the big dental plan and everything the sith can only afford one ship. Anywa- Why are you to Kalamari" Said Cat's pointing at Madawg and Brick?"

"Long story short. Colorado sucks." Said Maddawg

 

[Solytus]

And with a sip of his sprite, Green inexplicably turned into a pidgeon.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

And with a sip of his sprite, Green inexplicably turned into a pidgeon.

Spoiler

Well....That was anti-climatic

 

[Solytus]

And with a sip of his sprite, Green inexplicably turned into a pigeon.

Spoiler

Well....That was anti-climatic

Spoiler

Frankly, I couldn't think of any scenario where turning into a pigeon would qualify as a satisfyingly climactic ending, so I decided to scrap it entirely ; )

 

[Ramthundar]

"WHOOO! EXPLOSIONS!" Ram cried, banging his head in a rock and roll-esque style.
"Okay, so we now know why all the people are gone." Huey said, kicking a flaming piece of metal-monkey.

"Ha! You kiddin, right?" Ragnorak said, sheathing his blades as he descended back down from his uber-fighting. "My people would of taking those buckets of bolts down easily! No, something else must be going on...only a great evil could make my people flee."

Ram looked around. "Well, could it be that?" he said, pointing.
"Nahh. That's just a volcano. Nothing special bout that."
"But it's smoking."
"So? It's not active, we checked."
"It's shaped like a skull." Ram continued.
"Natural geographic formations."
"And the evil glow in the eye sockets?"
"Probably the magma...from the inactive volcano..."
"And this flier?" Ram said, holding up a flier.
BIG EVIL MEETING AT SKULL VOLCANO! BRING YOU BEST IDEAS TO DESTROY THE AVATAR HEROS!Cookies and refreshments will be served.
"...okay, so that's something to look into."

 

[Pm0n3y]

At the foot of the volcano a boy wakes up. he looks confused and checks out his surroundings. before he could act, a sharp pain surprises him. he looks on his arm and notices that something has been branded there, something he has never seen before. it was the insignia for The Fallen. and now on the verizon a small group of people and animals approach the volcano. surely they can help him...

 

[Ramthundar]

"So we're just going to walk up the volcano to investigate a probable meeting of our demise? Doesn't that seem, oh, I don't know, STUPID?!"
"Oh, shush Huey. We'll be fine. It's not like we're going to run into any serious troub-*SQUISH*-EWW! I stepped in something!" Ram said, stepping of off some strange little man.
"Oh, sweet tat man!" Lazor exclaimed, looking at the guy's mark. "Can I haz one too?"

Spoiler: Welcome!

Welcome new guy! Please leave your shoes and insanity at the door before entering the AA.\
The only rules we like to be followed is that you are kind to other players (not their characters, beat the hell out of them), be consistent with the story (whatever there is of it), an just to have fun!(the stab, stab kind, not the Ha ha).

 

[Pm0n3y]

(Meanwhile, back at the foot of the volcano...)

"This?" the boy responds pointing at the "tattoo".
"No. I mean, I barely know what it is, or how it got there. Oh and thanks for stepping on me, it's not like i was in enough pain already. By the way, who are you people? Where am I? What the hell is going on?!" He says, confusion slowly rising in him.
"The last thing I remember was a strange, gigantic, black n' red figure branding me with this "thing", a flash of light, and the next thing I know, im here. The last thing I remember hearing was a deep voice saying that i'm its servant and that it will lay waste to this world..."

 

[Ramthundar]

"OHH...sure!" Ram said, keeping still with a wide grin on his face.
"We'll be happy to go along, eh guys?" he continued saying. But the heroes (and new guy) could see his tail frantically waving them to go away."
"We'll be just going GAHH!" Ram cried, lunging at HK, while sending a massive electric waves at the nearest enemies.
"GO NOW! WHILE YOU CAN!"
"Dude, he's got 5oo guys!"
"...yeah, but I already had the whole lunging thing planned."

Spoiler: And this is why

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