The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

"well i guess this is a bad time to be confused" said the kid slowly taking steps backward before running for cover. but before he could get far the boy falls to his knees, writhing in pain, holding his head. the deep voice he mentioned before is now in his head.
"i will not tolerate the insolence of the one they call HK. destroy him."
"how do u expect me to do that?!" he boy responds
"you really are a worthless human aren't you? very well. i shall give you some of my power..."
the boy's arms start to change color, making his already dark skin, black. his hands turn into claws, and spikes grow out his back.
"now go" says the voice
the boy agrees without a second thought and runs off to join Ram...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly Jim Carrey bursted throught the door with his Ace Ventura hairdo.

"HEY EVERYONE I'M JIM CARREY! I YELL A LOT AND OFTEN RESORT TO PHYSICAL COMEDY FOR A CHEAP LAUGH!"

"Is that the guy from Yes man?" Asked Sho to Mk.

"YES I WAS IN THAT MOVIE! THE CRITICS HATED IT BUT IT'S OKAY BECASUE I LOVE TO ACT LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD!!!!!"

"In the movie you weren't allowed to say no right?" Asked Maddawg.

"That's right! I EVEN WENT THROUGH THE THEARPY TO PLAY A HYPERACTIVE OFFICE STIFF!"

"In that case can I shoot you in the face?"

".....FUCK!"

*Bang*

"What was the point of that?" Asked Grimm.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Yeah, that pretty much made no sense" said the boy, as if he wasn't confused enough
"HEY! Stop calling me boy Narrator! i do have a name y'know!"
"holy shit, did he just break the fourth wall?" said Darth Xandus still laying on the pile of dead people
"Yeah. I Did! and the name's Philip! don't forget it!" philip exclaims

 

[Ramthundar]

"Indeed I we won't, Philly." Ram said, now hastily having the Hero's retreat while the villains were confuses.
"Wait! You must come with me if you want to live!" The man with the ray gun said.
"Yes yes, we've heard that before, but the driver wasn't to reliable." Ram said, then shimmered and disappeared.
Shocked, the Villains turned to see all the heroes safely in the helicopter the first weird guy brought, with Ragnorak finishing of some weird Ninjitzu vodoo.
"Tata!" Ram cried, as the helicopter started and began carrying them away.

Spoiler: Multi...

Okay, you're starting to go back to the bad place. Remember what we said? No multiple character control, no disregard for other people's post (having someone who was just killed mysteriously have a android clone counts as such) and, as a new rule, try to tone down on the swearing and cum and such. You can be just as funny without resorting to such language.

 

[RagnorakTres]

As the heli flew away, a group of Locusts hauled a giant gun out of the mountain and began aiming it. "Well...that could be bad..." Ram said.

Ragnorak glanced at it and shook his head. "Give it a second." Suddenly, there was the heavy chatter of machine gun fire and the big gun, whatever it had been, was reduced to useless slag.

"YEEEHAAAAW! I missed this shit!" was heard crackling from the radio.

"Heya, Bro." Ragnorak said into the radio.

"Ragged? YO! Haven't seen you since you left for that tournament! How've you been? Mum said you weren't calling and she was worried, by the way."

"Oh, I've been alright. Thanks for running interference back there. And I swear I sent Mum a card last Thanksgiving!"

"Not a problem, little bro. I wanted to try out this new mecha anyway."

"New mecha? I can't see it..."

"Wups! My bad! Need to drop shielding. Sorry. How's that?" A thirty foot tall humanoid robot appeared flying alongside the Hind.

"Hum. So you finished that cloaking device. Nice!"

"Yep. Say, I'm sure Mum and Dad'd be glad to see you, want to run back to the hideout, chill for a bit? How many are with you?"

"Sounds good. Any objections?" Rag addressed this to the rest of the people in the heli.

"Nope. A chance to regroup and have a strategy meeting will be good. And I need some whiskey." said Ram.

"Alright. I'll get you a headcount, bro, just a sec. Meantime, pilot! Follow that robot!"

My plan is for everyone in the hero party at the moment to sound off so we have a clearer understanding of who's with us and who isn't. Sound like a plan?

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Trust me, dude, my brother would not lead us into an ambush. He's an expert with that mecha of his and Mum and Dad are ninja as well. Any place they are is safe." Said Ragnorak languidly. "Hey bro, seven. Tell Mum we'll need some major food, this group can eat anything."

"A'ight! Keep your eye on the giant flying robot!" With that, the robot flew off to the East, into the mountains, the Hind tilting to follow quickly.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"I think you underestimate the hiding ability of a family of ninja monkeys in jungled mountains. Trust me, if anyone finds us, it's a miracle. Besides, I haven't seen my family in ages and my Mum cooks amazingly well. Trust me, if we need to blow something up in space, I'll break out the Adamant Hammer, a giant laser originally meant for terraforming."

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Yep. Defended Earth from alien invasion by a species that had previously been unbeatable because of their technology which was a million years ahead of Earth-norm. I actually found it by accident while exploring. It was in a giant crater, so I picked it up, figured out what to do with it and built a hideout over it. I suspect it's alien tech itself, possibly left over from the Predecessors...Oh, wait, y'all don't know 'bout them yet...I'll let Mum explain it, she's the expert. Also, you haven't met Helena yet, have you? Say "Hi" Helena."

<color=turquoise>Hi. I'm an Artificial Intelligence Matrix. I can find anything, no matter where it is. Nice to meet you.

The Hind landed in the middle of a clearing, right next to the mecha.

"Doesn't this seem easy to find?" said Ram, moments before the ground dropped and they found themselves in a comfortable living room, the Hind and mecha having disappeared. There were two monkeys sitting in comfortable chairs, one of them reading the newspaper, the other sharpening various blades. There was the rustle of paper. "How are you, son? Did you win the tournament?"

"Yep. Barely. There were some damn good mages and fighters there. Anything new?"

 

[Pm0n3y]

Before Ragnarok could make a comeback, Philip falls to his knees, screaming in pain. this makes everyone stop what they were doing and turn to him. Philip hears the voice in his head again.
"report. was HK been taken care of?" the voice asks
"no, someone got to him before i did. we got away before i could attack-GAHHH!" the voice sends a lethal brainwave to Philip's mind, causing pain.
"worthless scum! when i command for you to do something, i want to see it done! disobey me again and you're dead."
"it wasn't my fault!" Philip rebuttals
"there were other people here, they were trying to take HK down too"
"are you with them now?"
"yes"
"very well. i want to see them for myself..."
Philip then raises his head, and his eyes and mouth glow bright. all of sudden a robotic head appears above Philip.
"hello mortals. My name is The Fallen" his voice is loud and booming.

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty jumped out of a bush and shot a rocket launcher at 'The Fallen' the robot blew into a million pieces,

"Damn robots, always taking things too seriously!" Master Kitty looked at the heroes, "So... what'd I miss?"

 

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak suddenly sneezed. "KATSYOO. Huh. Looks like somebody's plotting to kill me. Again. And they are...in orbit around Mars. Interesting. Well, looks like Mars can say sayonara. Nothing gets to shelter those who plot against me. Not even a planet." Ragnorak's eyes flashed.

Then his brother came in. "Hey Rag, there's an army wandering around outside. It's very...interesting, to say the least."

"Does it have gay prostitutes in it?"

"Yeah."

"Fun. Alright, let's scatter the magical signals they must be using to track us. Wait a minute...why is the Complete Scan Defense off?"

"Son, government agents do occasionally need to find us. Then we kill them to keep them from telling where we are, but they still have to find us. I'll turn it back on if you're that worried. You're a ninja, you can deal with an army. Kids these days and their pacifism...gets on my nerves..."

Ragnorak's Mum threw a shuriken right past Gun-Nurd's nose. It rebounded off of two lampshades before hitting a switch. "There. Now there's no way for anyone to find this place ever. And don't call my son an ape. He's a monkey."

"Still, they know where we are. Let's move the base." Ragnorak grabbed a lamp and pulled on it. A rumbling was heard. "Grab something." he advised.

The floor of the living room flipped over and the entire room began moving until it was five mountains away. "Great, now we don't have the Hammer. I thought this was at least a decent plan, but nooo..." Gun-Nurd began, but was hushed by Ragnorak. "We still have the Hammer. But keep quiet. There's a dragon around here and he's not very nice."

"Oh, Drak? Ummmm...dear...about your pets moving to other mountains while you were away at ninja camp..."