The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

Philip gets up from the pile of Samurai Armor and checks the scene of carnage set before him. Suddenly CD-i Mario jumps in front of him
"all toasters toast, toast!" he screeches
"i think not, you Italian Calzone!"
Mario lunges at philip, with a evil grimace. philip catches the CD-i reject in mid-air with his clawed hands and choke slams him to the ground. the mario squirms trying to get free.
"NO"
"YES" philip answers. a blade grows out of his free hand and stabs the mario in the heart, turning him into ash. philip then has a realization.
"You guys! the CD-i Characters have a weakness! their hearts! they're an insta-kill!"

 

[Ramthundar]

EDIT: The bombs blew up near Maddawg and Ram, releasing Ram from his sucking-grip.

"I'll get you bastards for eating Terrance!" Ram hollered, dodging the bombs. He then used his super-goat jumping to launch himself at Morshu. He hit the flying freak butt on, sending it flying into Gwonam.
"Take that you freaks of gaming!" Ram shouted. "I'll take those damn bombs of yours and shove them up your-" he began, but comically stopped when he noticed the ground not being as still as he remembered. Looking down, he saw that he had landed on the flying carpet, now peacfully floating still.
"....DEATH FROM ABOVE!"
Ram zoomed around the cave, sending down bolts and electric waves, steering the carpet with his hooves.

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: I am so lost!

I'm back from Comicon! YAY!
I read through the pages and got to the point where the villains became sith lords, i was lost from that point, could someone please sum up the story for me? And tell me about the new charecters? I'm confused as hell..

 

[The_Chief]

Lazor dog finally got out of the paralysis thingy, but didn't know who to shoot for. so he just shot everywhere, causing rocks to fall from the heavens!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Philip sees what happens to Gun-Nurd and couldn't help but chuckle a bit while simultaneously stabbing CD-i Link in the neck, throwing him up in the air and kicking him straight through his chest, disintegrating him instantly.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Xandus that's not the way you bring someone down to fight. Here let the master show ya." Said Maddawg pushing Xandus aside.

"Hey Money Boy Come down here?"

"NO!"

"Well I'm outta of out of ideas."

 

[ajb924]

Suddenly Sho jumped down from no-where and punched Gun-Nurd in the paralyzed face
"Why didn't you do that BEFORE i paralyzed him!?" Darth Xandus asked
"I did! But you ninja'd me!" Sho responded
"Dammit! I already said i am tired of repairing the fourth wall! And just where in the hell have you been!?" Maddawg questioned
"Vacation, you should know, you approved it..." Sho mumbled
"I did?" Maddawg asked and Sho pulled out a Nexus calendar with 2 weeks of vacation time highlighted "Well i suppose i did then...."
"And what's more, i bring you free junk from comicon!" Sho cried pulling give-aways from comicon out of his pocket and throwing a bag full of them to each of the villians.
"Where's ours!?" Cried Ram
"Yours are... Inside of this unbreakable cage!" Sho said opening the door of a large metal cage. The heroes started to move toward it when Ram said
"Wait! That cage is empty! He tried to trick us!" The group simply shook their head in shock of Rams mistake.

Spoiler: Hey!

I'm not leaving, i may not post for a while though, one week left of summer and a shitload of homework to start...

 

[The_Chief]

"maybe the stuff is invicible." Lazor dog said. then he shot the cage and broke it.

"God damn it who was in charge of the unbreakable cage budget!?!" Maddawg exclaimed. Xandus looked embarrassed and then blamed sho for taking vacation. in all the commotion ram shot Maddawg with some thundar.