The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"WHEEEHEHEHE! FEAR THE DEATH FROM ABOVE!" Ram screamed, throwing bombs and lightning while high on altitude.
Suddenly, one of the falling rocks from Lazor knocked Ram off, sending him flying and all the bombs he had went flying.
"NOOOO!!!" he cried, spinning into the Maddawg. "MY PRECIOUS BOMBS! I AM NOW WEAK AGAIN!"
"You were weak then. I was just to busy to snipe you."
"Well, gee thanks. You didn't have to be so bluOHMYGOD WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR FACE?!"

 

[ajb924]

"Look!" Sho screamed "He dropped his wizard stick!"
"Let me see that" Madawg said he waved the wand around and a magical flying plasma tank with wings came out of nowhere. "This thing is better then Lincoln's hat!"
"What the hell is that?" Kain asked
"A wizard did it" Maddag replied
"But... You... Ahhh fuck it, makes more sense then some of the other things i've seen..." Kain mumbled as Maddawg was about to jump int the machine Sho ran past him and said "MINE!" And jumped in.

Spoiler: Quick question

Not much of a post but... Ok, i'm confused, who is with the villains at the moment? I can't post too well without knowing...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"You *****!" Yelled Maddawg at Sho.

"Sorry Maddawg you snooze you lose"Said Sho riding off with the tank.

"Oh ya well let's see how you like this!" Said Maddawg twirling the wand around and flicking it at Sho.

A spark flew through the wand but immeaditly hit the ground and out of the dust Daniel Radcliff and his producer appeared.

"So which movie is this script for again?" Asked Daniel to his producer.

"Don't you remeber it's for your porno Harry Potter and the Half-Hard Penis."

"Kill Sho...Kill Radcliff....Kill Sho.....Kill Radcliff..."Thought Maddawg aloud.

"Hey Daniel you die here." Said Maddawg Running at Radcliff with his chainsaw staff.

 

[Solytus]

While fights were erupting around him, Green squawked and flew around aimlessly.

While flying about, he heard Maddawg begin to recite an overplayed meme, and swiftly beelined for him.

As the words, "THIS IS" left Maddawg's mouth, Green rammed into the side of his head, inexplicably rending him unconscious.

"Well, crap, I didn't think I was that strong..." muttered Green.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Holy crap, a hero Pigeon! Now I've seen everything." Ram said, as Sho ran over Grimm with his giant flying plasma cannon as Darth Brick and Cpt Hero were in a desperate struggle and Darth Xandus and his robot companian were trying to reach the unconsious super ninja monkey while Lazor Dog was trying to hit Kain was in his bat form at the same time that all the CD-I feads were playing soccer with Daniel Radcliff.

"Chep, that bout finishes my list." Ram said, pulling out a long white sheet. Looking at it, words such as clones, Giant Care Bears, rock giants, riddling emu's, and Chuck Noris could be seen.
"Heroic super pigeons? Check. Right, now back to the battle." Ram charged the Maddawg as he was slowly getting up.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Hmm...I appear to have been knocked unconscious... thought Ragnorak as he traversed the extremely trippy dreamscape. He shook an elephant by the trunk as it turned into a giant sunflower. The sunflower then turned into a bunch of goldfish and then into rhinoceri. Interesting. Anyway, could we at least try to see the real world? Please?

The scene changed and he saw Daniel Radcliff playing soccer with a whole bunch of CD-i leads around his parents, still sitting in their chairs and ignoring the battle. His brother was nowhere to be seen. I did say "Please".

It is the real world. Whoever's running the plot seems to have been smoking something. Possibly several somethings.

Hindbrain, I swear, if you're messing with me...

Nope. I'm serious. By the way, someone's about to stab you with a lightsaber. Have fun!

Wait, what?
"Wait, what?" Ragnorak awoke just in time to dodge the lightsaber stab from Darth Brick. "Dude! Uncalled for!" Ragnorak said as he pulled the dart out of his neck. "Dad! Catch! I need an analysis. I thought I was immune to most poisons and all paralytics. Looks like I was wrong." Ragnorak threw the dart (with remnants of the paralytic agent still inside) to his father, who caught it and pulled a lever on his chair, disappearing into the floor.

A lazor suddenly cut between Darth Brick and Ragnorak and blasted a hole in the mountain side. However, there was a figure standing in the hole. The figure moved, revealing that it's dog-like posture was an affectation as the figure was clearly human. "...damn...he's found me...Garou, master of the Inugami style...my rival..."

"Ragnorak, what are you doing? You could have destroyed this entire company five times over already. You must be getting rusty. Well then, I'll just leave. I don't want to fight you when I have a handicap. You are only a worthy opponent if you are at full strength. I'll catch you up in a few months." The figure said before turning and leaving, ignoring the fact that the entire battle had stopped at his words and all of the participants were staring at him.

"Ummm...ok...anywSHIT!" Ragnorak sucker-punched Darth Brick in the side of the face as Brick uttered these words, sending him flying across the cavern into a wall, leaving a giant crater. "I'm ok...Hey look, fluffy bunnies..."

Ragnorak's fur stood straight up. His fangs ground together. His eyes glowed red. He was pissed. Ragnorak turned to the still frozen battlefield, grinning worryingly. "Maddawg, do you have an army of mooks I can kill? I need some catharsis."

"Y-yes..." He pointed to the hole in the mountain. The army that had been searching for the heroes was pouring through it. Ragnorak cracked his knuckles open-handed as he turned. He pulled out his scythe and leaped into the ranks and started eviscerating the mooks in particularly gruesome fashion.

 

[ajb924]

"Who knew these idiots were so tough...." Maddawg said in amazement
Meanwhile sitting inside the tank Sho noticed two hand levers, to this point he had been controlling the tank with a lock on system. He grabbed to them and the screen that showed the outside filled with green light and a white music note appeared for a minute, when the screen went back to normal. He had much more control over the tank now and began shooting blasts of noise everywhere.
"Sweet!" He said "This thing uses sound just like me!" and with that plugged in his iPod. Highway to Hell began blasting and as the song started the tank began to change it's shape. It turned into an old military tank covered in rotating saws, dried blood, fire, and guns. Lots of big explody guns. Sho grinned and turned the tank toward the heroes.

Spoiler: To clear something up...

I am not trying to make myself unkillable. I was bored so i thought of this, if it's too cheap kill it off.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Philip struggled with the rope as Morshu dragged him to his doom. a wounded Impa walked up to him, taunting him with the Triforce of wisdom.
"it says here that you will die in the next few minutes" she says, cackling like the old witch she is.
"oh, yeah? does it say anything about you getting stabbed in the face with that Triforce?" philip answers back.
"no, you foolish child."
"well then, i think should look again..."
as she peers down into the Triforce the vision of her death becomes more clear, as Philip's vision of death fades.
"no... it can be real.. i don't believe it!" she says looking up. in front of her is Philip, using his claws to get out of the rope.
"you won't kill me... i won't let you!" the witch runs away from Philip
"who said i was gonna kill you?"
up ahead was Ram fighting CD-i Ganon. Ram sees Impa running towards them and trips her, making her face land on the tip of the Triforce, impaling it.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Have a nice trip, see you in the bloody dimension of eternal torture and suffering!" Ram joked, going back to fighting CD-I Ganon.
"GAAHH! You will fall before my might!" Ganon said, pointing at the fallen Impa.
"Remeber kids, never run with your triforce!" Ram said in between giggles.
"You're horoscope shows that you should watch where your mind goes or you'll experience some sharp thoughts!" Ganon continued, now laughing with utmost glee.
"Yeah, if you don't watch your feet, your feet will watchSHIT!" Ram cried, dodging away from the saw blades from Sho's tank.
"ENOUGH OF THE HORRIBLE JOKES!"

 

[The_Chief]

"AHH TANKS! FIRE TEH LAZ0RS!!" lazor sceamed as he fired teh laz0rs right at Sho's tank's firey thingy

 

[Ramthundar]

"Mai boy, I'd be most happy to gather my bretheran in our quest for good." the King said, with all the surviving CD-I Characters gathering around him.
Ram and Maddawg shared a quick glance.

Ten Minutes of Gory Electric Shredding Later.

"Let's go save the world!....Again!" Ram cried, wipping some CD-I blood of himself.

 

[ajb924]

"I'm sick of teaming up with the heroes" Grimm mumbled and proceeded to get sucker-punched by Sho who said:
"So am I, but if he destroys the world what will we do!? Now everyone in the tank!" The group looked nervously at the death trap "Oh right..." Sho jumped in and switched songs to Offsprings: One Fine Day. The tank lost the army look, flames, guns, and saws. It turned into a huge hummer with equipped with two flamethrowers on the front bumper, the giant tank cannon thing on the top, spiked tires, and a jet engine on the back bumper.
"Wait... The tank changes shape with the type of music?" Grimm asked confused
"No shit!" Everyone said at once
"So, we ready to go?" Sho asked.
"I dunno about this..." Rag said
"Yea, last time we trusted you you joined the villains!" Ram said
"The hummer's equiped with a full size bar in the back and can fly faster then any jet." Sho said, tempting the heroes.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Pah, you can not temp us with such fickle things as a mini bar! I know they only serve girly martinis!" Ram said, turning to find his own way to Mt. Doom.
"Hey, it's an open bar with all sorts of ale and beer. And you can press the button that shoots the cannon." Sho said in a tempting manner.
"...I can blow up stuff?"
"You can blow up any thing you see."
".....like squirells?"
"The autmatic tracking system cand find them even in a 5 inch oak tree."
"HOT DAMN!" Ram cried, jumping head first into the tank.