The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

Suddenly there was a battle cry heard from the midst of the army
"DAMN PEOPLE OUT OF MY WAY!" A mysterious voice said
"What the hell was that" Maddawg
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?" The mysterious vioce said and then a dark figure jumped up from the midst of the columbine army, the group noticed a flash and recognized a large sword in his hand. And the figure slammed back down to the ground, causing several bodies to fly into the air. He jumped again slashing the bodies in half. This time he landed next to the heroes.
"Who are you!?" Ram asked
The man turned around, lifted up his sunglasses, gave a large grin and said "I AM THE ONE AND ONLY KAMINA! I'M THE ONE WHO PEIRCE THE HEAVENS AND GO BACK TO MY WORLD!!!!!!"
"Okay! You don't need to scream!" Grimm said taking his hands off his ears
"What do you mean "Your World"?" Xandus asked suspiciously.
The grin on Kamina's face disappeared as he put his sunglasses back in place, turned his back, and said "I died in my world.... I don't know why I'm here... I woke up and lying next to me was a note saying "Got to the volcano, join who you find at the top, then you may be able to go back." The group stared confused and Kamina said "But that's not important! The important thing is this: I'm joining you, no buts!" And with that he grinned and charged back into the army
"Wait... So we have a new party member!?" Grimm said hoping Kamina could take his place as a punching bag
"Uh-uh NO WAY" Sho said
"Yea, that guy is WAY to loud for me, i got a migraine already... He's your problem Ram!" Maddawg said

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Sorry, should of reserved.

Going to fix it, no probs..

"Ah, sure, why not? At least someone will be talking now. But I've got an idea on how to stop this army much easier." Ram said, jumping into the Canoe.
"We're going to have a Luau?"
"NO! We're going to have MINDLESS DESTRUCTION!" Ram said.
"YAYZ!" cheered Maddawg and Lazor as they jumped into the Canoe as well. "But how are you going to do that?"
"Just one sec..."
Ram dug into his fur for a little, before pulling out a slick yellow Blackberry. The then quickly typed something, before putting it back in his fur.
"Where did you get that?" Maddawg asked, giving his fur a suspicious look.
"From my local T-mobile store. They got some good deals there."
"No, I meant where the hell did you put it in your fur!"
"I think," Lazor said, cutting of Maddawg's questioning, "Is how the hell did you type on that tiny thing with those hooves!"
"I think," Rag said, jumping in the Canoe as well, "who (or for that matter, What) were you texting?"

Ram snuggled deeper into the Canoe, using his hooves to grip to the hull. "Oh, just an old college bud of mine. He's got a sweet gig as a fire deity, and I asked him a fav."
Ram looked at the other heroes and villains giving him odd looks.
"Just and fyi, you might want to hop in." Ram said, as the earth began to tremble. Looking behind them, the group saw Mt. DOOM explode, sending out millions of gallons/tons of molten Magma onto the mountain. The rest of the group quickly jumped in, Grimm slightly getting torched because he was shoved.

"Cow-a-bunga, dude!" Ram cried, as the wave of the molten magma picked the Canoe up and went flying to the Combine armies. He picked up Karmine and threw him in the canoe before the wave hit him.
"Excuse me?"
"Sorry, Samii. Bohvine-a-bunga."
"Thank you."

 

[ajb924]

The wave of lava collapsed and the group was falling in a small downward slope and getting steeper fast.
"RAM! You'd better figure a way to save this canoe! If it breaks YOU ARE DEAD!" Sho screamed violently
"Well what the hell am i supposed to do!?" Ram snapped back
"I don't care! You save this canoe!" Sho cried
"Come on guys were on the same side why fight?" Kamina asked and Grimm took him aside and explained the situation. "Oh.. Well still! FIGHTING WON'T STOP THE CANOE FROM FALLING!"
"There he goes screaming again...." Maddawg mumbled rubbing his temples
"Wait..." Kamina said looking at the chair at the front of the canoe. He pushed ram out of the seat and grabbed the handles. He violently pushed them forward and green sparks formed around the canoe turning it into a nice plane
"Hey... How did you do that without the music?" Sho asked Kamina
"Music? No, this is just like the ganmen in my world, you just need one thing to pilot one!" Kamina said laughing
"And that one thing is?" Maddawg remarked
A gleam appeared at the edge of Kamina's glasses as he pointed a finger at the sky and declared "To pilot something like this you only need one thing... FIGHTING SPIRIT!!!!"
"What is with this guy?" Rag whispered to Ram
"I have no clue...." Ram whispered back.
"HELL YEA! I LIKE THIS GUYS STYLE! LIKE THE SPIRIT OF MAH LAZERS FWAH!" Lazor Dog said
"Well looks like they get along...." Rag mumbled
"Hey, be nice, he DID just save our asses!" Ram said

 

[Pm0n3y]

"yeah that's cool n' all but there's something i noticed" said philip, speaking up from the back of the plane.
"where the hell are we gonna find the three freemans and the other frohman? it's not like the G-Man gave any specfic directions" will they just come through a portal like Gordon did?"
Rag then taps phil's shoulder.
"Dude, you're thinking way too much".

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Ughhhhhh That won't be neccarry Brick." Said Maddawg throwing the paper away. Suddenly Maddawg's cellphone began to ring.

"Hello...Yeah...Okay,Alright Gordon...Well then you feed the Brumaks...What do you mean your out of Brumak food?....GODDAMNIT FREEMEN GET ON YOUR REAVER AND CATCH THOSE BRUMAKS!"


"Wait you were just talking to Gordon Freemen?" Asked Xandus

"Question:How is it even possible to talk to Gordon Freemen over a cellphone."Said HK-47.

"Well ya. I mean he does work for me as my Secretary of Defense."

Spoiler: Sorry Xandus.

I set Gordon up for this a while back. Just look though some of the earlier posts and you'll proably find him every once and a while. Try setting up some other Gordon for the spot as Rebel Rallier.

 

[The_Chief]

"time to fire meh lazors!" Lazor dog shouted as he heard the news of more cannon fodder.

"not the time lazor!" Ram said as he swiftly kicked Lazor in the jaw

"the hell man!?!? what are we going to do take a long and un-nessacary route to city 17?" Lazor exclaimed

"Yes" is all ram could say before making a hard left and running into a valley that went straight for a while and the magma sent the heros and villians all the way to the end before running out of steam. and they were in an old west city at high noon.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Alright, if their should be an old road here that will lead us to City 17" Ram said, as he walked through the middle of the old west town.
"It's not a well used route, so we'll be harder to find. However, it's not well used for a reason, mostly because-"
"HEY!"
Ram looked around to see where the shout came from, and saw a lone ranger at the other side of the street.
"H'well, it's bout time you came here, Hairy Johnson!" the lone ranger said, his hands hovering next to his pistols.
"Um, Ram, you know this fellah?" Lazor whispered.
"Noo, not really, though a Hairy Johnson does sound familiar..."
As the lone stranger stared at them, a flaming tumbleweed tumbled past them.
"Uhh...."
"Thought it add to the mood..." Maddawg said, putting his matches away.

"ENOUGH TALK! It is now time for our dual!" the lone ranger turned around and started walking, counting at each step.
"One!"
"Sir, I think their may have been a misunderstanding!"
"Two!"
"See, my name isn't Hairy Johnson!"
"Three!"
"Well, sometimes I'm called that, but only by the fairer sex and only when i'm having it-"
"FOUR!" the ranger cried, spinning around and firing.
The bullets bounced off of Ram's horns, hitting a hanging pot-pan, whizzing towards the bell tower and ringing the bell, headed towards Rag but then was deflected by his sword, and hit the ranger's hat, sending it flying."

"...whew! That was a close one! Thought I almost got-"
BOOM
"Karmine! What the hell?" Ram demanded, looking at the bloodied corpse of the lone ranger.
"What? It was your turn, and you don't have a gun! So I took the liberty of-"
"We are good guys! We don't go blasting deranged and possible mentally challenged people!"
"Yeah, you jerk." Maddawg said, putting his shot-gun away.

"Now, anyways, the reason why this road is so bad...you know what? Just keep your guard up." the exasperated Ram said, leading the group on the old road.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Sup Bitches?

I'm baaaack! I may post later!

 

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak continued to seethe gently as he walked down this road to City 17. Not good enough...I'll catch you up... Garou's words echoed in his mind. His rival had progressed further than he had? Impossible, he'd been traveling with a group of heroes for months now and had been training before that.

Suddenly, a rumbling was heard. "Umm...guys, when did we enter a tunnel?"

"What? Umm...I don't remember...what's that up ahead?" Up ahead, a large group of pig-moles could be seen. They were stampeding. Straight at the party.

"...shit...ummm...GRAB RAGNORAK!" yelled Maddawg.

"WHAT!? WHY ME?! Shit..." Ragnorak pulled on a pair of gloves and began digging quickly, forming a break that would split the pig-moles around them.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly one of the pig-moles jumped at Grimm. It clung to his face as he ran around in a circle. He managed to pry it off him and throw it back into the stampede when Maddawg suddenly held his Chainsaw at him.

"What are you doing?" asked Grimm.

"I'm gonna put you out of your misery." Said Maddawg.

"What are you talking about?"

"You easily contracted Swine-mole Flu! I don't want it spreading to the rest of us!"

 

[ajb924]

"MOLESWINEFLU! KILL IT!!!!!" Kamina said looking through his possesions for a dart gun and shot both the pig and Grimm with it
"What the hell!?" Grimm said stumbling to walk.
"Pig-Moles are our main mode of nourishment in Jiha village. If we didn't know how to cure this disease we'd all be dead!" Kamina said laughing
"Okay, but why cure the pig, why not kill it?" Sho questioned
"Because" Kamina said smiling and unsheathing his sword "They taste better without it!" And with that he chopped up the pig into steak like portions. Then he took out a rock and started a bonfire with it and sat down begining to cook

 

[RagnorakTres]

snip

Dear God, I hadn't even registered your character change when I wrote that! FUCKIN' EPIC! Gurren Lagann rules.

 

[ajb924]

snip

Dear God, I hadn't even registered your character change when I wrote that! FUCKIN' EPIC! Gurren Lagann rules.

Spoiler: Wow.....

I fiured my second charecter brought it up.... And indeed it is, i thought about making Simon my second charecter but having that robot would be WAY overpowered

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Well that's....diffrent." Said Maddawg declining a piece of the steak. "Maybe we should try and get to City 17. No more fooling around."

"Maddawg's right. We've spent way to long down here." Said Sho "We need to get to that supid city!."

"Well we could just take the bus." Said Xandus.

"There's a bus?" Asked Ram looking around for the vehicle.

"It's right there." Said Xandus pointing at the bus.

"But where underground. How can there be a bus there isn't even a road down here." said Ragnorak.

"Rag somtimes it's best to not question the logic behind everything here." Said Splazor. "I CALL DIBS ON THE WINDOW SEAT!"

 

[ajb924]

"***** THAT'S MY SEAT!" Sho said pushing laz0r out of the way.
"Stop fighting! I'm the leader i get the window seat!" Ram siad stuck up
"Buses... Have more then one window seat...." Xandus mumbled
"Not this one...." Maddawg said looking at the one windowed bus
"Thats.... Odd...." Rag sid simply
"WHATEVER!" Sho cried and the group let loose toward the bus. When they got there the driver had sharp teeth and yellow glowing eyes
"The boarding cost is one soul..." The driver said in a ghostly voice
"New guy." addawg said and ponted at Kamina.
"Wha-" Kamin started but the driver had consumed his soul
"Wow... You guy's didn't choose me..." Grimm said amazed
"Yea welll... If you died we couldn't use your social security number anymore" Maddawg said simply
"I You should be arrested for identity theft..." Grimm mumbled
"Yes, thats wht i should go to jail for, now get your ass on the bus before we ask him to take your soul!" Maddawg screamed violently. Once everyone had boarded the bus began to drive away, leaving the corpse of Kamina behind.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"***** THAT'S MY SEAT!" Sho said pushing laz0r out of the way.
"Stop fighting! I'm the leader i get the window seat!" Ram siad stuck up
"Buses... Have more then one window seat...." Xandus mumbled
"Not this one...." Maddawg said looking at the one windowed bus
"Thats.... Odd...." Rag sid simply
"WHATEVER!" Sho cried and the group let loose toward the bus. When they got there the driver had sharp teeth and yellow glowing eyes
"The boarding cost is one soul..." The driver said in a ghostly voice
"New guy." addawg said and ponted at Kamina.
"Wha-" Kamin started but the driver had consumed his soul
"Wow... You guy's didn't choose me..." Grimm said amazed
"Yea welll... If you died we couldn't use your social security number anymore" Maddawg said simply
"I You should be arrested for identity theft..." Grimm mumbled
"Yes, thats wht i should go to jail for, now get your ass on the bus before we ask him to take your soul!" Maddawg screamed violently. Once everyone had boarded the bus began to drive away, leaving the corpse of Kamina behind.

Spoiler: Wait?

Did you really kill off your newest character. You didn't even have him for one page!

 

[ajb924]

"***** THAT'S MY SEAT!" Sho said pushing laz0r out of the way.
"Stop fighting! I'm the leader i get the window seat!" Ram siad stuck up
"Buses... Have more then one window seat...." Xandus mumbled
"Not this one...." Maddawg said looking at the one windowed bus
"Thats.... Odd...." Rag sid simply
"WHATEVER!" Sho cried and the group let loose toward the bus. When they got there the driver had sharp teeth and yellow glowing eyes
"The boarding cost is one soul..." The driver said in a ghostly voice
"New guy." addawg said and ponted at Kamina.
"Wha-" Kamin started but the driver had consumed his soul
"Wow... You guy's didn't choose me..." Grimm said amazed
"Yea welll... If you died we couldn't use your social security number anymore" Maddawg said simply
"I You should be arrested for identity theft..." Grimm mumbled
"Yes, thats wht i should go to jail for, now get your ass on the bus before we ask him to take your soul!" Maddawg screamed violently. Once everyone had boarded the bus began to drive away, leaving the corpse of Kamina behind.

Spoiler: Wait?

Did you really kill off your newest character. You didn't even have him for one page!

Spoiler: Don't judge me...

I'm trying to make a new one I like, he pissed me off so i made him die. Got a problem with it?