ajb924 said:
Why did you bother making him then? Why did you make him last so long. Why....You know what I'm gonna follow my own advice and not question everything that goes on.
The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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(( I forgot how to do most stuff on the escapist, I've been in the hospital for a while, I just got back i read most of the story now, Ill respond tomorrow but now i have a strep throat and i cant talk and it hurts to breath ))
Seeing the feline in the spartan helmet pop up out of nowhere surprises philip, making him fall out of his seat.
"Y'see what i mean?!" says Maddawg "he just pops out of nowhere unprecedented! Every time he does this! Just watch..."
Maddawg picks up the cat and flings him out the single window. Then all of sudden he pops up again in the same spot, making phil jump once again
"Dude, not cool" says Master Kitty, furry arms crossed.
"But seriously, what did i miss?"
"Y'see what i mean?!" says Maddawg "he just pops out of nowhere unprecedented! Every time he does this! Just watch..."
Maddawg picks up the cat and flings him out the single window. Then all of sudden he pops up again in the same spot, making phil jump once again
"Dude, not cool" says Master Kitty, furry arms crossed.
"But seriously, what did i miss?"
"Well we just killed guy and Grimm has swine-mole flu." Said Maddawg picking up the cat and throwing him out the window again.
"Dude! Knock it off!" Said MK reapperaing in the same spot.
"Ya Maddawg stop throwing him through my window. He's getting fur all over the place." Said Sho.
"Shut up or I'll make you pay for the rest of the trip with a second soul!" Said the bus driver.
"Well here you can have HK's soul." Said Xandus pushing HK-47 closer.
"Question. What?!?!?!"
"Read the fine print" Said the driver pointing at the payment plan to the bus.
All rides require one soul
We do not accept robot souls.
"Statement. THAT IS DISCRIMINATION!"
" No it's becuase Robo souls are full of oil and we don't want to make a mess."
"Dude! Knock it off!" Said MK reapperaing in the same spot.
"Ya Maddawg stop throwing him through my window. He's getting fur all over the place." Said Sho.
"Shut up or I'll make you pay for the rest of the trip with a second soul!" Said the bus driver.
"Well here you can have HK's soul." Said Xandus pushing HK-47 closer.
"Question. What?!?!?!"
"Read the fine print" Said the driver pointing at the payment plan to the bus.
All rides require one soul
We do not accept robot souls.
"Statement. THAT IS DISCRIMINATION!"
" No it's becuase Robo souls are full of oil and we don't want to make a mess."
<spoiler=OOC>NOOOO!!! ANIKI!!!!!
JK, Kamina's awesome, but he's also too big to live...or role-play.
Anywhozit, I'm going on a trip for a few days. I'll be back later. Don't kill each other. Or me. Please.
Love ya!
JK, Kamina's awesome, but he's also too big to live...or role-play.
Anywhozit, I'm going on a trip for a few days. I'll be back later. Don't kill each other. Or me. Please.
Love ya!
Lazor dog has been sticking his head out the window for most of the ride up until this point until Maddawg threw MK out the window.
"will you stop this is the most fun i've had in a while. where are we going? is it the vet i hate the vet can we get food i want food i gotttaa make a tinkle!!!!" Lazor dog said in an extremely fast voice reminisent of a child on a long car ride.
"No,No, AND NO!" Ram said. "you are not going to the vet, we aren't getting you food and if you pee we will throw you off the bus and you won't come back"
"fine. but what did i miss?" Lazor dog asked.
"will you stop this is the most fun i've had in a while. where are we going? is it the vet i hate the vet can we get food i want food i gotttaa make a tinkle!!!!" Lazor dog said in an extremely fast voice reminisent of a child on a long car ride.
"No,No, AND NO!" Ram said. "you are not going to the vet, we aren't getting you food and if you pee we will throw you off the bus and you won't come back"
"fine. but what did i miss?" Lazor dog asked.
sorry i havent been keeping up.
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
The world echoed with the deep growl of an ancient evil force lying in wait. From deep within a dark cave awoke the single most evil thing to ever walk the earth. A road block on the way to success, a being of monumental rage and defiance. It's name was not spoken, it's ways were not known. It came though, from the ground itself it rose. Covered in rust was the suit of armor,covered in rage in boiled. From the bus a random side character pointed and yelled "Darth Vader!" But it wasn't Darth Vader, for he is too lame to be this man. It was a king, the bay king to be exact. The Last one to be specific. He came riding a dark horse, made of guns and bombs. He came, charging, his horse flying charging into the bus. Someone wondered at that moment why? Someone out there is going to be real confused.
The world echoed with the deep growl of an ancient evil force lying in wait. From deep within a dark cave awoke the single most evil thing to ever walk the earth. A road block on the way to success, a being of monumental rage and defiance. It's name was not spoken, it's ways were not known. It came though, from the ground itself it rose. Covered in rust was the suit of armor,covered in rage in boiled. From the bus a random side character pointed and yelled "Darth Vader!" But it wasn't Darth Vader, for he is too lame to be this man. It was a king, the bay king to be exact. The Last one to be specific. He came riding a dark horse, made of guns and bombs. He came, charging, his horse flying charging into the bus. Someone wondered at that moment why? Someone out there is going to be real confused.
"...... Bay come here." Said Maddawg with an annoyed look on his face.
"You will address me as "My liege" and will bow down befr-" Said the Lastbay king before being pulled toward Maddawg.
"WHAT THE HELL MAN!" Said Maddawg. "I am the freaking king of evil and even I didn't get a monolauge! I just got introduced in crappy post about a test run for a huge monster."
Maddawg then took The Bayking and begin bashing him against the sides of the bus.
"OI!" Said the bus driver. "We don't take new passengers unless they got a soul pay with."
"Then take the horses soul." Shouted Master Kitty from the back of the bus.
The horse just went "Niegh?" Before the guns and bombs that made it up fell to the floor.
"You will address me as "My liege" and will bow down befr-" Said the Lastbay king before being pulled toward Maddawg.
"WHAT THE HELL MAN!" Said Maddawg. "I am the freaking king of evil and even I didn't get a monolauge! I just got introduced in crappy post about a test run for a huge monster."
Maddawg then took The Bayking and begin bashing him against the sides of the bus.
"OI!" Said the bus driver. "We don't take new passengers unless they got a soul pay with."
"Then take the horses soul." Shouted Master Kitty from the back of the bus.
The horse just went "Niegh?" Before the guns and bombs that made it up fell to the floor.
"JESUS GUY! you almost killed me with that!!" Lazor dog barked at the bay king.
"SILENCE DOG!" The bay king barked.
"dont tell me to be quiet! RWRR!" Lazor dog growled as he bit the bay kings hand.
"OWWW THAT HURTS!" The bay king shouted.
"thats what you get.now take a seat before we throw you out the window. ask masterkitty maddawg will do it hes crazy man hes crazy" Lazor dog said in a rasta style voice.
"SILENCE DOG!" The bay king barked.
"dont tell me to be quiet! RWRR!" Lazor dog growled as he bit the bay kings hand.
"OWWW THAT HURTS!" The bay king shouted.
"thats what you get.now take a seat before we throw you out the window. ask masterkitty maddawg will do it hes crazy man hes crazy" Lazor dog said in a rasta style voice.
"You dare threaten the BayKing? Puppy don't pretend to..." The bayking found himself outside the bus in a pile of his own armor. "Well that was a dick move." The king of the bay kicked some dirt around before jumping back on the bus, because he can do that, he's just that awesome.
"You threaten myself with Getting tossed out of a bus."
"This is madness." Said Maddawg.
"This...Is..."
The bayking was once again laying on the ground. "Well damn you." He jumped back in.
"One soul please." The bus driver chimed.
"No problem." The bayking pulled out the jar of souls he kept around for occasions like this. The bus driver took them all."Why you take all of them?"
"There was only two in there."
"..., So anyway I have appeared as a harbinger of destruction and..."
"You just like getting tossed out don't you."
"More than you know."
"You threaten myself with Getting tossed out of a bus."
"This is madness." Said Maddawg.
"This...Is..."
The bayking was once again laying on the ground. "Well damn you." He jumped back in.
"One soul please." The bus driver chimed.
"No problem." The bayking pulled out the jar of souls he kept around for occasions like this. The bus driver took them all."Why you take all of them?"
"There was only two in there."
"..., So anyway I have appeared as a harbinger of destruction and..."
"You just like getting tossed out don't you."
"More than you know."
Lastbayking said:
You are back! Yay!
Master Kitty glared at LastBayKing,
"I though you were dead! Didn't you jump off a cliff or something?" Master Kitty asked, "Anyways, good to have you back... I suppose."
Suddenly the bus flew off of a cliff and landed with an explosion, the group was blown away from the bus and landed whiten a few feet of the burning wreckage.
For some odd reason when the Bayking went to reply to Master Kitty he found himself standing on rusty knees near the smoking rubble of the bus.
"Now why the hell does this happen eh? I come here, grace you peons with my presence and You blow stuff up in my face. I should have my legions destroy you, I should have my orbital bombardiers to bombard. And jumpped off a cliff? When did that happen. Didn't you read my monolouge, I've been in a cave. Now you all listen to me, I have come here..."
Lazers. Lots of Lazers. The bay king didn't wake up for a few seconds after the bombardment.
"Now why the hell does this happen eh? I come here, grace you peons with my presence and You blow stuff up in my face. I should have my legions destroy you, I should have my orbital bombardiers to bombard. And jumpped off a cliff? When did that happen. Didn't you read my monolouge, I've been in a cave. Now you all listen to me, I have come here..."
Lazers. Lots of Lazers. The bay king didn't wake up for a few seconds after the bombardment.
YAAAAAYYYY!!!! Your back! Now if we could only get Spike and that crazy war vetern, it but just like old times...
"DAMN IT LAZOR!" Ram cried, clamping Lazor's mouth shut, fizzling out the expected lazer.
"Sorry! I got nervous with the bus crashing! This dog form is so skittish."
Ram merely sighed, and looked down at the the unconscious King.
"Sooooo....anyone dibsing him to join their party?" Ram asked the group.
"Eh, no thanks. The Dark Side has enough nut-jobs for now." Darth Xandus said.
"Yeah, just look at Kain!" Darth Brick said, poking King with his Ass-Hole Shredder 3000.
"....Yeah...Kain..." Xandus mumbled.
"What about you guys?" Ram asked, indicating the Maddawg and his Villains.
"Fuck no! That ass-hole tried to take me out with his Fallout-esq army!"
"But this way, he won't try to hurt you if your allies."
"THE FUCK THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING!" Grimm screamed. He then went into a violent seizure.
"Watch your mouth around the ladies!" Ram cried, his horns cooling off form an electrical attack. "And we're not taking him. Not Hero material."
"Anyways, enough of this Tom-foolery!" Ram exclaimed, heading down the road again.
"We're off to City 17 to see the rebels! Just follow the bloodied up road!"
Ram skipped down an old dirt road, the very color dyed red by the blood of all that took it.
"Follow the red blooded road, hey!" Ram merrily sang, skipping down the road.
"NO, WON'T LET YOU!!!!" Shouted a mob in unison running down the opposite in of the bloodied road.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Someone shouted, probably a hero.
"MUHAHAHAHAHA!" Crackled the bayking from behind, rising to wobbly knee. "You think I just came here for comedic relief. I AM A KING! And I believe at one point I was a god or something. And then there was that time...I'm rambling."
Lazors, lot's and lot's of lazors. But the bayking is fast and moves to the side.
"NO WON'T LET YOU!!!" Said the mob of burly soldiers dressed in glowing blue armor and red berets with halo legendary symbols as rank. All of them were missing there right eye, and for some odd reason appeared cartoonish, almost animated.
"Just when you think your going to get somewhere." The ram said shaking his head. "I assume this is your work." He motioned at the bayking.
"Yes this is what I have been working so long on. This is my new army, this is my DREAM!" The Avatars came in legions, all of them the same with no differentiation between any of them.
"WHY?" Said the master kitty firing a burst into the mob of Gears/Halo/Metal Gear Solid knock offs. The Xbox Live Avatars.
"Why? You can't even begin..."
Lazors, Lots and lots of lazors. Slightly more legions of avatars but Lazors hurt like hell.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Someone shouted, probably a hero.
"MUHAHAHAHAHA!" Crackled the bayking from behind, rising to wobbly knee. "You think I just came here for comedic relief. I AM A KING! And I believe at one point I was a god or something. And then there was that time...I'm rambling."
Lazors, lot's and lot's of lazors. But the bayking is fast and moves to the side.
"NO WON'T LET YOU!!!" Said the mob of burly soldiers dressed in glowing blue armor and red berets with halo legendary symbols as rank. All of them were missing there right eye, and for some odd reason appeared cartoonish, almost animated.
"Just when you think your going to get somewhere." The ram said shaking his head. "I assume this is your work." He motioned at the bayking.
"Yes this is what I have been working so long on. This is my new army, this is my DREAM!" The Avatars came in legions, all of them the same with no differentiation between any of them.
"WHY?" Said the master kitty firing a burst into the mob of Gears/Halo/Metal Gear Solid knock offs. The Xbox Live Avatars.
"Why? You can't even begin..."
Lazors, Lots and lots of lazors. Slightly more legions of avatars but Lazors hurt like hell.
"Oh come on! Are we really gonna let some horrible cartoonish attempts at the Mii stop us." Said Maddawg.
"NO,WON'T YOU!" Said the mob they advanced forward.
Maddawg pulled out his cellphone "Ya Gordon...Ya did you finish feeding the Brumaks?....Alright,alright... No you don't get overtime!...Look just send the Army to me."
The earth began to shake. The ground split apart and hundreds of Locusts climbed out of the earrth.
They lined up behind Maddawg waiting for an order. Maddawg quickly scanned his army smiled and then yelled "ATTACK!"
"NO,WON'T YOU!" Said the mob they advanced forward.
Maddawg pulled out his cellphone "Ya Gordon...Ya did you finish feeding the Brumaks?....Alright,alright... No you don't get overtime!...Look just send the Army to me."
The earth began to shake. The ground split apart and hundreds of Locusts climbed out of the earrth.
They lined up behind Maddawg waiting for an order. Maddawg quickly scanned his army smiled and then yelled "ATTACK!"
"HELL YES! KILLING TIME!" Sho said charging into the midst of the battle cutting open the Mii ripoffs with waves of sound
"You know... One of these day's that charge in personality's gonna kill him..." Grimm mumbled staring at the battle from a distance.
"Hey! If you can't summon an army you gotta fight headfirst *****!" MK said throwing Grimm into the army
"You know... One of these day's that charge in personality's gonna kill him..." Grimm mumbled staring at the battle from a distance.
"Hey! If you can't summon an army you gotta fight headfirst *****!" MK said throwing Grimm into the army
"Ohh, yeah. Like a major battle isn't going to attract Combine attention." Ram mumbled, watching as the two armies fought.
Several Miles away in City 17
In a small office, a machine began to beep.
"What the hell?" a Combine soldier said, looking at the machine. "Why is this thing beeping so much? Hey Dave, what do you think of...where the hell did you go?"
[sub]"Ninja....[/sub]
Mike looked under the table. "Dude, quit screwing around, this could be important!"
"NINJA!"
"......Aw, screw it." Ram said, charging into the midst of battle. The legions of Miis parted before his horns like the Moses at the Red Sea.
Several Miles away in City 17
In a small office, a machine began to beep.
"What the hell?" a Combine soldier said, looking at the machine. "Why is this thing beeping so much? Hey Dave, what do you think of...where the hell did you go?"
[sub]"Ninja....[/sub]
Mike looked under the table. "Dude, quit screwing around, this could be important!"
"NINJA!"
"......Aw, screw it." Ram said, charging into the midst of battle. The legions of Miis parted before his horns like the Moses at the Red Sea.
If I screwed up, I'm referring to the guys from Civil Protection. I can't check if i screwed up now, but I'll fix the naming if I got it wrong. I think these two will add some extra fun here, eh?
"Don't think your getting away that easily." The bayking chuckled. "You must have wondered, where did he go, well now it is complete." The king's armor fell to the ground, and what stood behind the group was another avatar, this one with a black hat and two guns holstered on his side. "This is the new me, the transformation is now...HEY DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!"
Everyone else was falling the Ram.
"Now this just isn't fair, Shooting targets in the back is too easy." He quick drew and opened fire from behind.
Several Miles Away in City 17
Nope...Not much has changed.
Everyone else was falling the Ram.
"Now this just isn't fair, Shooting targets in the back is too easy." He quick drew and opened fire from behind.
Several Miles Away in City 17
Nope...Not much has changed.
Philip takes a second to turn around to see bullets coming towards the group. one of his armblades stretch out wide to become a shield, deflecting the bullets from harming him or anyone in the group.
"bayking! stop trying to kill us!" phil yells.
"you were apart of the original cast! you should be helping us!"
bayking ignores philly's pleas and takes more shots at him. phil then takes a closer look at bayking.
"Holy shit! Bayking turned into one of THEM!"
philip then rips the makeshift shield of his arm and flings it at bayking, for a well placed throw could disarm him.
"bayking! stop trying to kill us!" phil yells.
"you were apart of the original cast! you should be helping us!"
bayking ignores philly's pleas and takes more shots at him. phil then takes a closer look at bayking.
"Holy shit! Bayking turned into one of THEM!"
philip then rips the makeshift shield of his arm and flings it at bayking, for a well placed throw could disarm him.