The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"GAAHHHH!" Ram cried, taking down the legions of Mii soldiers. Suddenly, several of them took him from behind, beating him hard and pushing him down to the ground. Ram was trying to throw a Clap at them when he heard a zing of metal on metal, and several of them suddenly fell down dead.
Ram threw off the rest, looking behind him. He saw the Bay King staring at him, his guns drawn.
"Gee, thanks King! You must be a good guy now!" Ram cried, before jumping back in the fray.

Back in City 17
"What do you think beeping is about?" Mike asked, tapping the small red, blipping dot.
"I don't know, but it's got a funky beat." Dave said, his head bopping to the rythim.
"Will you please take this seriously? Honestly, we don't need anymore screw ups after that Strider incident. Christ, I can still see the blood. All the blood..."
"No, seriously! This has a swinging beat to it. Unca unca unca unca"
"Dave! For real now, will you get your head into the....wait, that is pretty catchy."
"Unca unca unca unca." both of the Combine sang, doing a little two-step dance.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

" Why am i even here again "? He said walking into some random guy, Then punching him in the face " Oh, Sorry " He then kicked some other guy...

Spoiler: Sorry

I havent been on in a while

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The MII ripoff look straight at Grim and gave him a grim look.

"Don't bother I'll save you the trouble." Said Grimm who began punching himself in the face.Suddenly the Avatars began throwing Warthog Rc toys at our heroes. Attached to the Rc toys were sticks of dynamite. After they landed the Cars began driving over to the group.

"They got cars since when!" Said Ram running from the Rc toys.

"Since Tuesday. Curse you Microsoft!" Said Maddawg kicking one of them away.

The cars exploded a good distance away doing no harm to the group.

"I think the worst is over now." Said Sho dusting off dirt that scattered during the explosion.

Suddenly the Avatars pulled out giant Cotton Swabs and began charging again.

"Well it can't get much worse now." Said Sho.

Suddenly half of the Avatars dropped there cotton swabs and headed over to a corner an came back with Lightsabers.

"We'll it can't get muc-"

Suddenly Grimm stood up and punched Sho in the face. "SHUT UP SHO YOU'RE JUST JINXING US!"

"Where are they getting this stuff anyway's?" Asked Ragnorak after besting a avatar in a sword duel.

"Where in Valve territory. They have counter-strike buy zones all over the place." Said Maddawg charging after two of them.

"Wait I have an idea. Cover me." Said LazorDog who quickly ran for the buy zone.

As he entered a menu screen appeared in front of them asking for what he wanted.

"Ya I would like a hamburger.....8000 Microsoft Points? Fuck that!" Said Lazor firing his lazor and destroying the Buy Zone.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

"Guys, Cant we get anything better, Like some big weapon of mass destruction"? He said kicking one of them.. "And for some odd reason i feel like something bad is going to happen to me"! He said as he grabbed a sword off the ground and attacked one of the Avatar things... "Hey Maddawg a little help" He yelled out as a swarm of Avatars began to attack him.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"I'll take care of 'em" said philip, jumping into the crowd.
he starts slicing the Miis and Xbox Avatars with his armblades in a frantic, spastic action, leaving no survivors, and even slicing up Grimm a little bit.
"Hey, watch it, newbie!" said Grimm
"Oh, my bad" answers phil
Then all of a sudden of large group of Avatars and Miis advance towards the heroes. before they could attack, philip force pushes them away.
"what the hell? i got telekinesis?!"
The Fallen answers his question, but this time his head doesn't hurt when he speaks.
"what, you think all i have for you is mutated arms? Try pulling one of the spikes out of back..."
philip does so and it turns into a long, spiked, staff.
"now all you have to do is imagine what kind of weapon you want, and your wish is it's command" says The Fallen.
"well I'll be damned" says a happy philip running into the Avatar crowd to attack.

 

[Lastbayking]

"What?" Said the bayking. "Me be a good guy? I'm the damn leader of all these damn Avatars and Miis. Now Avatars break out your secret weapons." They all pulled out Lancers.
"No." Said Maddawg. "Avatars can't use guns."
"I've never really been one for playing by the rules." The chainsaws were revved and they charged.
"Neither have we." Said one of the heroes.
"In retrospect I should have rethought this plan."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Well if they get guns then so will we!" Said Maddawg running for the buy zone. "Yes I would like to buy a black hole...900000000 microsoft points? No probelm I'll just use this credit card. "

MEANWHILE!

"Where's my wallet?" Said Grimm.

Back at the buy zone!

A hole in the very fabric of time began to form and began acting as a vacuum.

"Everyone HANG ON TO SOMTHING!" Said Maddawg running through to a building to grab.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Must...continue....holding...on!" Ram said, trying to fight the force of the Black-hole.
"But...how...can I hold on....when I have no fingers?" Ram said, looking down at his hooves.
"DAMN YOU LOGIC!" he cried as the Black-hole pulled him in.
"NOO! RAMII POO!" Samii the Cow cried, jumping after him and also getting sucked in.

"HEY! If you guys are jumping in, then I want to too!!!" Lazor Cat exclaimed, using a lazor to launch himself into the swirling mass of collapsing matter.
"A black-hole....wonder where this will take us?" Rag said, as he released the earth he held on to and was taken in as well.

One by one, each hero and villain was taking in with various personal exclamations.

"NOO! Not again!"
"Statement: Agreed, boss. Not this shit again!"
"WHEEE! It's like I'm flying into a giant girl's fun-fun place!"
"No! I Don't want to go to space! IT HAS NO SOUND! AHHhhh...!"
"Meh, could be worse."
"WHOOO! This is better then dah cat-nip! Speaking of which...*snuff*"
"DAMN YOU GRIMM! DAMN YOU AND YOUR POOR INVESTMENTS!"
"Damn it! All I wanted to kill you guys! Is that to much to ask for?"

Spoiler: 2 Things

One, I've mentioned all the heroes and villains that have currently active characters or players. If you weren't mentioned, no worries! Just hop back in! The AA always welcomes you!
Also, as we all know from various Sci-fi sources, Black-holes can lead to strange and mysterious lands.
Yes, even more fucked-up then wherever the AA was!
So, I'd like to know where you guys would like to go to? My suggestion is to "Cameo" other RPs we're in, just for the hell of it. Or if you have any suggestions, PM me!
For now, just have some casual banter in the Black Hole. I'll post when we've arrived at our destination!

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Spoiler: ;D

Dead Space? Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, BioShock, Call of duty, Halo, Oblivion, Fallout, Sims, OverLord, ProtoType, Silent Hill?

 

[Lastbayking]

I second that motion

 

[Ramthundar]

After much banter and spinny-traveling, our group finally are spit out of the black-hole.
"Finally! Solid ground!" Grimm cheered, before letting most of his stomach contents spill out.
"Great, but where are we?" Ram asked, as he watched the black hole blink out.
The group looked around. They saw they were in a rusted hallway, several holes puncturing the wall.
"Huh, weird. The black-hole is still around, but it's in another spot now. We can get to it, and hopefully it'll take us back home." Ragnorak said.

Spoiler: Occ

Okay, now we're in the setting of Dead Space. However, since I barely know much about this game, I'll leave the descriptive narrative to you guys! GET TO WORK!
*crack of whip*

 

[Lastbayking]

"No, I don't think that's going to happen." Out of the former black hole climbed the hellish hordes of enemies.They came, like badgers jumping through windows in the night.
"Oh No. What do we do?" Screamed a guy dressed like a miniature big daddy, who also sounded really nasally, almost like a 12 year old over X-box live.
"Who are you?" Said Maddawg grabbing the man and pulling him to him.
"I am the last living member of the crew on this space ship."
"We are on a space ship."
"Yep."
"And the hellish hordes are..."
"We are hovering near Mars."
"That explains it all, but what do we do now?"
"I don't know I'm getting out of here." And with that he turned and ran away. Chances are he'll be eaten by a grue.
"Well this is like every other place we've ever been too and ever will be." Said the snarky ram.
"With a twist."

 

[Pm0n3y]

"I knew this place looked familiar!" Phil exclaimed
"It's called the USG Ishimura! They said the entire crew of this ship died, in some type of attack!"
"Where'd you find out about that?" says our heroic Ram leader
"It was all over the news the day before i met up with you guys. they also said that some engineer named Issac Clarke had came from another ship called the USG Kellion to the Ishimura to do repairs...but instead he found something completely different..."
"What did he find?" Grimm asked
"No one knows...Isaac never returned to the Kellion" Philip answered
all of a sudden growls and noises can be heard from the bowels of the ship.
"Anybody wanna go check that out?" said Philip, voice trembling

Spoiler: Occ

I never really played Dead Space either, but there's always Wikipedia!

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Grimm thought to himself.. "Finally a way to show im not just some punching bag for everyone's enjoyment"! He ran towards the noise, And grabbed some weird pistol thing and ran down.. But he ran into a door and slammed his face against it... "Owwww"!!! And then suddenly some weird alien thing started to crawl out of a vent.. "How did you even fit in there.." It started to bite at his neck... "What are you doing"... It had no teeth....But then it slashed at him and he moved out of the way, His arm getting cut....

 

[Ramthundar]

"Wait, are you saying we're in a spooky space-ship where terrible things will pop out at us when we least expect it?" Ram asked Phil, who nodded.
"Then we can do only one thing..." Ram said, his voice trailing in thought.
"Yes, we must form a full circle, everyone facing straight out, coordinating our movements." Ragnorak said.
"Nooo....this."
"GAAAAAAHHHHCOMEGETMEYOUBLOODYBASTARDS!!!!" Ram screamed, running down the hallway at full charging speed, lifting Grimm up and having him land on his back on the way.

Spoiler: OCC

I'd really do that if something like that ever happened. I HATE when things sneak up on you, so I'd just mad-dash with guns blaring to see what happens.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"HEYWAITFORMEEEEEE!!!!" yells philip, trailing after Ram and Grimm.
Everyone else just shrugs their shoulders and start running too, while yelling and flailing their arms around, making as much noise as possible.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

"WH-WHAT ARE YOU DO-DOINGGGGGG" Grimm yelled out while Ram started to alert the enemies... "Gwaaaaaaahhh"!!!! He then started to wave his arms around for no absolute reason... "New Guy Calm down"!!! He yelled out waving his arms around and screaming....
"What am i even doing"? Said Philip... "You're doing the same thing as i am"
"Nooooo... As you can see were improvising... You're just being stupid"! Grimm Said.

 

[ajb924]

"How do we even know if we're going in the right direction?" Sho asked
"BECAUSE I'M IN THE LEAD!" Ram cried back to him
"Dammit... I liked it when we were fighting better..." Sho mumbled to himself continuing to run along the winding path
"But we always lost...." Grimm mumbled
"Really? That's not how i remember things..." MK said in a daze
"Well if you weren't always so damn high!" Sho responded
"I do what I want *****!" MK said to Sho. Suddenly the group ran into a room that had the gravity turned off.
"Well now what in the fuck are we supposed to do!?" Sho said

 

[Hollow Grimm]

"Uh... FLY"!! He yelled he used his gravity boots and walked around..
"Lucky for ME, I have gravity boots"! He yelled...'
"Well your probably going to get the shit beat out of you".. Said Sho..
"Yea"? Grimm said... "I think not..."!

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty gracefully spun through he air, he look as though he was a graceful swan, the whole group was entranced by the his beauty and grace. Then he reached Grimm and beat the shit out of him, stealing his gravity boots an began walking around.

"I... you hehe, where are your boots Grimmy?" Master Kitty chuckled as he took another puff, "So what now?"