The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

"Xandus I'll give you until Grimm starts screaming like a little girl to change the song" Said Maddawg

"Wait why would I be screaming?"

Maddawg then began beating Grimm who then began screaming like a middle aged women.

"Command. CHANGE THE SONG WOULD DON'T GOT MUCH TIME!" Said HK-47 to Xandus.

 

[ajb924]

Xandus quickly grabbed the iPod and pressed skip. Through the Fire and Flames came on.

"Uh oh..." Grimm said

The giant Pepsi can turned into a suuper high speed fighter jet.

"It's too fast!" Sho yelled "Change the song, i can't control it!!|"

"I can't!" Xandus replied "When i try to get up I'm flung back into my chair!"

"And Grimm isn't a small enough projectile to hit the skip button!" Maddawg screamed

"AGH! What about the heroes!? Dammit! Who's dumbass idea was it to make a 7 minute speed metal song!?" Sho screamed begining to lose control of the jet.

"It's on your iPod..." Grimm mumbled

"Well how was i supposed to know this was going to be a situation!?" Sho screamed in his own defense

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Wait, don't change it, like this song!" said Philip, bobbing his rhythmically to the music while everyone gives him a surprised look
"what? just because im black, it doesn't mean i don't enjoy Dragonforce!"
Philip then extends his armblade long enough to skip to the next song, which is Ice Cube's "It Was a Good Day" which transforms the jet into a Bright green lowrider stretch limo, complete with gun turrets and hydraulics.
"Wow im surprised you have this" Philip said looking at Sho

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Wait, don't change it like this song!" said Philip, bobbing his rhythmically to the music while everyone gives him a surprised look
"what? just because im black, it doesn't mean i don't enjoy Dragonforce!"
Philip then extends his armblade long enough to skip to the next song, which is Ice Cube's "It Was a Good Day" which transforms the jet into a lowrider stretch limo, complete with gun turrets and hydraulics.

Spoiler: Double Post

My bad (again)

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly the lowrider began hopping up and down and eventually flung Master Kitty out of the car.

"Oh fuck!" Yelled Master Kitty as went flying through the air.

"Should we stop to get him?" Asked Sho as he drove.

"Nah he'll be back soon. That will teach him not to procastinate between posts."

Suddenly the Low rider bounced again and Grimm almost flew through the air had it not been for Maddawg Grabbing at his foot.

"Where are you going meatbag?"

"So close!" Yelled Grimm.

"Give me that Ipod." Yelled Maddawg.


Maddawg flipped through the songs until he found the one he wanted.

Spoiler: Well that video was a fail. CURSE YOU YOUTUBE!

Well when I click on this video it says that Embedding is disabled on request. If you've heard the song then it really shouldn't matter to you. If not just follow the link to youtube the video provides and you should be get your doctor recomended dose of rock.

Also in unrelated news I went to see AC/DC live in Boston. Angus Young WAS AWSOME!

 

[Ramthundar]

"Erck, can we change it? I love AC/DC, but Train rides make me nauseous." Ram said, reaching for the Ipod. He scrolled through the list till he found the song he wanted.
Some Where Over the Rainbow by Isreal Kamakawiwo'ole [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAIKznMPXUk]
"Ahh..." Ram said, relaxing onto a beach towel, as the tank transformed into a large Hawaiian canoe, floating on a large cloud as they glided to the mountains.
"D'aww, Rammy...our song." Samii said, snuggling next to him.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Philip walks up to the snuggling couple sipping a smoothie in a coconut cup while wearing a straw hat.
"Hey Ram, this is cool n' all... but when are we gonna get to the combines? we have been driving for a while..."

 

[ajb924]

"Wait that's where were going!?" Sho said and turned the flying canoe around "We passed it about 50 miles back, it'll take a few more minutes now..."

"DAMMIT!" Grimm said "Pay more attention"

"Well look what generic anime charecter decided to grow a pair!" Sho said putting the canoe in cruise control, getting out of the chair, and cracking his knuckles.

"Fuck..." Was all Grimm could say before Sho lunged

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg sat there for a few minutes before realizing. Canoes don't have cruise control!

"Ugh Sho."

"What!" Said Sho to Maddawg.

"There is no cruise control on a canooe and...Were in the middle of the street.

"Fine I'll just change the song and...Fuck! The batteries are dead."

"So were walking?"

"Yep"

"Well you know what that means."

TEN MINUTES LATER!

"Is there a reason you're riding me?" Said Ram.

"My feet hurt and the concret is hot."

IN THE BACK OF THE LINE

"Is there a reason your riding me?" Said Grimm.

"Becuase my feet hurt and the concret is hot." said Sho.

 

[ajb924]

"Look it's the combines!"Sho said as grimm collapsed in exaustion
"Why.... Why did you bring the heavy ass canoe!?" Grimm said exhausted
"I needed a few parts to make something when we get back to Nexus" Sho replied casually
"What could you need from a wooden canoe!?" Grimm questioned
"I need what ever makes it respond to music... I have an idea if i can find it... Now onward" Sho said
"But it's right there can't you just-" Grimm tried to say
"I SAID ONWARD!" Sho yelled and Grimm sighed

 

[The_Chief]

"woah woah woah woah woah woah woah...we get to fight combine? DO WE GET CROWBARS?!?!? i want a crowbar" Lazor dog said. ram answered him by slapping him in the face.

"ON WARD AND UP WARD!" sho yelled as the grouped moved to mountdoom

 

[Souplex]

"In the heavens appeared a glorious light that blinded all, from it a mysterious boy did fall, clad in shades and a spiffy suit, the boy set out to give the combine the boot, all who saw were quite perplexed as the boy performed a mighty suplex." From the book of Killsplosion 57:19

 

[PureBredGentleman]

Out from the volcano rose the great and mighty VENGEFUL KOALA.

"Roar roar roar!" the Vengeful Koala said with much excitement.

"Now.." said the evil ones. "Go to those goody two shoes down there and DESTROY THEM!

"Can I lay waste to some alligators in the river first? I always wanted to wrestle a croc like that croc hunter!"

Before waiting for an answer, Vengeful Koala tromped off towards the river.

"It's GREAT TO BE BIG!" He yelled.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In the sky the Millenium Falcon soared through the air. Indana Jones Han Solo was at the helm with a surprisingly hairy man with a speech problem.

"See chewy I told you we could make it here in under 12 parsecs."

"Arggghhhhh."

"Twenty years and you don't think I figured out that parsecs are a way of telling distance not time. Well excuse me I had the nightmare again last night."

"Arggggh?"

"Yes Chewy the one about the crystal skull. It was just so horrible. Hey look it's Vader. Wanna blast him like old time's"

"Arghhhhhh"

5 minutes later

"Well this sucks said Rag picking up the nearby stick and poking the corspe of Vader.


"Relax no man can defeat me!" Said Sauron who then started gagging and gasping for air.

Sauron stumbeled around for a little while and then fell down dead due to suffication.

"Nice job Samii."Said Rag quickly poking Sauron with the stick.

"Sorry I needed to fart." Said Samii.

"Relax he's faking with Grimm." Said Maddawg who then began kicking Grimm.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: For anyone who doesn't know who Gordon Frohman is...

Read this: http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2005-05-02

Spoiler: Thanks Xandus.

You just wasted my entire day while I read all those comics! HE DIES AT THE END WTF!

"ATTACK!" Ordered Ram.

There army moved up the hill to attack the combine who just stared at each other.

"We caught them by surprise!" Said Xandus

"Actually there questioning are IQ" Said Maddawg pointing at the combine as they opened fire on our forces.

"Maybe it wasen't the best idea to have an army from Middle Earth fight a highly sophisticated army from the future." Said Ram.