The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

"No Fair Grimm your suppose to be on my side!" Yelled Maddawg as Hero began using Grimm as a weapon.

"Ha Not so fun when you're the one getting whacked no is it!" Yelled Hero as he pummeled Maddawg to a bloody pulp.

Suddenly he felt a finger on his shoulder. He turned around and saw Lawyer man (The step brotherof corprate man.)

"Excuse Mr. Hero. But I need to have a talk with you about you're attire."

"Whats wrong with the way I dress" Said Hero as he tossed Grimm away.

"Well for one you're wearing you're underwear on the outside of your pants. This has been copyrighted by my client Superman."

"What! This is madness.!"

"MADNESS!" Yelled Maddawg getting up. "THIS IS *Takes out map* Uhhhhh IRELAND!!!!" With that Maddawg ran ahead and dropkicked Hero. Hero flew into the air and then quickly fell into a conviently placed bottomless pit.

"Ehhmmm Mr.Maddawg I am afraid that you're actions have been copyrighted by-"

Maddawg cut Lawyer man off by flashing his boltok Magnum.

"I'll save you the trouble." Said the lawyer who then ran over and jumped into the bottomless pit.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Damn it, this is going nowhere! We're to outmatched." Ram cried, trying to get MK off of Mooskes face.
"Or at least we would be if WE HAD SOME HELP!" Ram said, emphazising to the relaxed heroes on the side-line.

"Eh, it looks like you've got it." Ragnorak said, sharing a drink with Huey.
"Hey, I killed Godzilla! What more you want!" Splazor demanded, licking off some dirt from his fur.
"I'm trying to get a tan here." Samii said, laying on a large hammock while holding a sheet of tin foil.
"OH COME ON!" Ram yelled, receiving some scratches from MK.

Ragnorak let out a sigh. "Fine. Let me call my peeps."
Ragnorak took out a small cell-phone shaped banana, and quickly ate it. He then took out a real cell phone and quick dialed.

"Hey mates, how's it hanging. Foot and a half, eh? Not what I meant, but okay. Anyway, need a favor here if you don't mind. Could you come pick us up? Sweet." Rag finished with a quick goodbye and flipping his phone off.

"What was that about?" Ram said, but Rag merely answered with a point.
"Just what are youHOLY COW!"
"What?" Samii asked, but her jaw dropped when she was a giant Yellow Submarine hover over the heroes.

The top hatch popped open and the four heads of the Beatles poked out.

"Ay, Rag. How's it going?"
"Going good!" Rag said, jumping up to the rope ladder dropped down. The heroes began rushing towards it, Ram helping them up.

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

Kain reappeared in the middle of the battle, with a pack of Stride gum in his hand.

"YO! Lincoln!!! My man, what is goin down in the hizouse, G?" Kain fist-bumped Lincoln.

"Whazzup Homie, just been chillin wit G-Dogg Washingtizzle. He wanted me to come down here and check what ya'llz are gettin up to... looks like a gang war. Oh that shit is siiick."

"Fo Sho.... Yo, guys, this is Abe! Abe, these are my homies," said Kain gesturing to the heroes, "And these are da haters!" Kain pointed at the villains.

"Ya we just met," said Abe. "I was just explaining to them that I need you and yo posse to help me out wit some badass shit..."

Everyone stood looking at the Vampire and the President.

"Statement:" said HK-47. "This is fucked up."

 

[Ramthundar]

"Indeed, dear Robot. This has only one solution. ATTACK!" Ram yelled, charging the dark lord.
10 seconds of burning and shooting later...
"New solution. PLAN!" Ram shouted, swaying as the breeze played on his burning fur.

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

"I will distract them with my dance of hypnotyzationing!!!" yelled Kain. He whipped out a boom box playing techno rave music, and started break dancing.
HK shot the boom box which exploded into a million pieces.

"Statement: Fuck dat shit."

"THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!" yelled Kain.

HK sputtered out again and fell onto the ground twitching.

"WILL YOU BOTH STOP FIGHTING FOR FIVE SECONDS!!???" shouted Ram. "We have to work together to defeat these guys! Now pleeease let me think of a plan!!!"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Wait! I got it!" Ram shouted, and got in a big huddle with the Heroes and Villains.

"Ok, here's the deal. Big guys with big weapons, you go rushing in head first, keep that Dark Lord distracted and his goons distracted. The smaller chumps will use whatever range powers they have and target the Austrians. The Ninja's and other sneaky type, take them from behind. Are we all goo-stop giggling, Hero."

Grimm slowly raised his hand. "Um, I don't really fall in any of those categories."
"What, not even 'the little guys with range'?"
"Sorry, no. I've only been used for slap-stick comedy so far."
"Brilliant!" Maddawg cried, and threw Grimm at the Austrians. "SHIIIIITTT-Oufh!"
"Hehe, funny man schnitzel. I vill play vit funny man by pulling his arms."

"Good work Grimm! Now, we all ready? No? To bad. GOOOO!"

Ram rushed at the Dark Timezone, sending some bolts of electricity at him.

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

Spoiler: note

This battle has been going on for three days and we're only just now thinking of gangsta Lincoln vs. the Sith and their army of Nazis? I mean how could this not have come into play earlier?

Kain teleported to the left of the Austrians, then to their right, then behind them.

"Oh I'm over here! No over here! No here! No here! Ooooh where am I now? Oh Oh Oh I know! I'M RIGHT HERE, SWEETIE!" Kain clawed one of the Austrians in his face.

"OW! Mein face scnitzel! Fire ze missiles, you little pansy bitches! Schnell! Schnell!"

Two of the Austrians fired their missles. Kain used his telekinesis to grab one in the air and toss it back, blowing one of the Austrians up. Green lept in the air and deflected the other missile with his katana, then slashed the arm off of another one of the Austrians.

"AUUGGH!!! MEIN ARM SCHNITZEL! ES IST CUT OFF!!!" screamed the armless man. He ran away screaming and fell of a cliff.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCHNITZEL!!!!!!!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: note

This battle has been going on for three days and we're only just now thinking of gangsta Lincoln vs. the Sith and their army of Nazis? I mean how could this not have come into play earlier?

Kain teleported to the left of the Austrians, then to their right, then behind them.

"Oh I'm over here! No over here! No here! No here! Ooooh where am I now? Oh Oh Oh I know! I'M RIGHT HERE, SWEETIE!" Kain clawed one of the Austrians in his face.

"OW! Mein face scnitzel! Fire ze missiles, you little pansy bitches! Schnell! Schnell!"

Two of the Austrians fired their missles. Kain used his telekinesis to grab one in the air and toss it back, blowing one of the Austrians up. Green lept in the air and deflected the other missile with his katana, then slashed the arm off of another one of the Austrians.

"AUUGGH!!! MEIN ARM SCHNITZEL! ES IST CUT OFF!!!" screamed the armless man. He ran away screaming and fell of a cliff.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCHNITZEL!!!!!!!"

Spoiler: Becuase

We tried Nazi zombies, Disney meets cuthulu, Care bear kingdom. Hell we even did a cyber punk Civil war following a Lord of the rings quest. I'm usally the one who comes up with this kinda stuff. So excuse me if I don't have my daily amount of sugar in me becuase I broke my IV. Do you now how long it takes for sugar to get into you're bloodstream if it's not in directly placed there!!!! WELL NEITHER DO I!

 

[Solytus]

Green, overhearing cats and HK-47 convert to the sith couldn't help but pop in and ask a question, "Hey HK, why did you ask about dental? You don't have teeth!"

"Statement: I like to keep my vocal servos in good condition, meatbag."

"Ah." Green responded.

Darth Timewave Zero then asked Green, "Would you like to turn to the dark side as well?"

Green thought it over, then asked, "You you guys have great dental and can offer me great power, but how's the pay and what health benefits do you offer? And most importantly, can I keep my spiffin green and yellow sneaking suit?"

"Our healthcare is second to none, and as for monetary reward? Do not even give it a moment of worry, for it you join the sith, you will be richer than you could possibly imagine!"

"Very nice, but still, would I get to keep my Green and Yellow color scheme?"

 

[Solytus]

"Hmmm, but I do love my mystearious black eyes... how about if I tint the blades of my katanas red? And speaking of katana, do we get lightsabres?"

"Yes." replied Zero

"Sweet! Where do I sign up?" Green enthusiastically asked.

Green was handed a classy fountain pen, and a clipboard with a series of forms to be signed.

After he flipped though the forms, reading at a swift pace, Green signed the forms with his left hand, and gave them back to timewave, who smiled in satisfaction.

 

[SnakeF]

"I have an Idea!" Moosk exclaimed and he punched MK in the stomach and pulled out a small, half digested hamster.

He then handed the hamster to Kain and whispered in his ear.

"I'd be glad too" Kain said and he started mumbling over the dead hamster, which started to move.

Moosk laughed and said "Fear my Undead Vampire Miniature Giant Space Hamster."

"Good Plan" said MK as he keeled over due to blood loss.

"Now my undead companion, we shall defeat our enemies!" and they ran towards the Austrians, Moosk beating them with a tree trunk.

Spoiler

Sorry for not moving the plaot on much, needed to bring back Boo somehow, he is half of Moosk's awesomeness and the true brains behind the pair

 

[goofiegirl2002]

"Well, you can keep your fancy sith sabers to yourself. I'm sticking with my Rammy-poo." Samii said, standing closer to Ram.
"Yeah!" Ram said.
"He always finds the cutest guys."
"Ye-HEY"
"What? You're like a chick magnet reveresed!"
"What can I say? I've got a cute ass... "

Spoiler: I'm Back!

Hey guys, sorry I was gone for so long. But I'm back!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"I see" Said Maddawg. "It's a shame though BECUASE LOCUST DON'T HAVE TEETH!"

"So you don't need a dental plan?"

"Look I'm evil I'll proably join anyway just let me see the contrace."

Darth Timewave Zero handed Maddawg the Darth contract. Maddawg flipped through the pages reading it over.

"Alright awsome dental plan, get you're own Tie-Fighter, Requires youre soul. Hey if I give you Grimm's soul can you count that one for me?"

"Well if he is joining to then you need 2 souls for each of you."

"Well then you can take that guy in the armchair's soul."

"Hmmm.....Deal."

Spoiler: YAY!!!!!!

HIGH FIVE FOR SAMII!