The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Green

Spoiler: OOC

How do I accept the invite to the AA group?

You should already be in.

"Keep running!" Ram shouted, the blob quickly catching up. When they entered the cave, they saw an extremely large man in a cage shouting at them.
"My god Green, what do you people do here!?" Ram demanded. He sent a wave of electricity at the cage, shattering it and letting the man drop to the ground. He then ran with the heroes as the blob continued to follow them through the cave.
"Look! A large entrance of sorts leading to a red, lava filled room! We'll be safe there!" Ram shouted, running inside.
"....Damn it!" he said, before being picked up by the massive blob rushing from behind.

 

[Solytus]

Spoiler: ram

Spoiler: Green

Spoiler: OOC

How do I accept the invite to the AA group?

You should already be in.

It lists my status as "invited."

Green sliced the blob's gelatinous appendage off, releasing Ram, and rebutted, "This isn't our doing! The sprite clan lives above ground, in the valley! These are the catacombs of our vile enemy, the Fresca clan!"

The heroes (and the so-far unaffiliated scientist, vampire, and prisoner) found themselves trapped on a circular peninsula surrounded by lava.

The heroes (and the so-far unaffiliated scientist, vampire, and prisoner) unanimously uttered, "crap."

 

[SnakeF]

The Large Man, who called himself Moosk, panted after running away from Godzilla.

"Who are you lot?" he asked the Heroes between breaths

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

Kain woke up. "*yaaawn* Oh... Hey.... Ummmm... Where are we? Why is there a leprchaun here?"

 

[Solytus]

Inside the leprechaun
Suddenly remembering something, Green asked, "Whatever happened to the giant blob that was chasing us?"

Ram dejectedly responded, "I dunno, and I don't care, we have bigger problems at the moment..."

Elsewhere

Rag was fleeing from the leprechaun when he suddenly ran into something extremely soft and bouncy. He looked up to see a large pink blob inexplicably staring at him.

"Sigh."

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

"So... the leprechaun ate us" said Kain, dropping off of Ram's neck. "Um... I think I'm gonna suck his blood... I'm hungry." Kain walked over to the wall of the leprechaun's stomach and started sucking blood.
"That's... nice, I guess." Said Ram.
"Oh yeah. I loove leprechaun blood. Delicious. By the way, I am Kain, the ruler of Nosgoth. What is your name, Oh holy sheep?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Names Ram, mister Kain. And this is Green, oddly colored Ninja extraordinaire." Ram said, indicating the bowing ninja.
"And now we need to find this monster's heart!"
"I think we now how to get to a man's heart..." Green said, a sly look on his face.
Twenty Minutes of Searching later.
"HIS STOMACH! WE GO TO HIS HEART THROUGH HIS STOMACH!"
"Well, jeez. Not all men are fixated by food..." Ram muttered, turning around and heading back up to the stomach.

 

[SnakeF]

Moosk ran into Rag and pushed him away from the pink blob before it could engulf him. The Heroes then began running in a different direction.

"do you ever feel like we're running in circles?" asked Splazor as they ran

"I don't know, I haven't been with you long" said Moosk. "What is happening here?" he asked

Splazor and Rag then gave Moosk a brief description of thier adventures.

"wow, that's some crazy shit" Moosk said "but I suppose if Godzilla is working with the Villians then we need to team up, I've been fighting Godzilla for a long time now."

The Heroes had stopped running as they believed they had lost the pink Blob but then Splazor had to say it.

"I think we lost it" He muttered and Rag sighed.

Moosk looked up, "Not quite" he managed to get out as the Pink blob landed on them

Spoiler: :)

gonna have to go to bed, It's 1:45 here in Britain and I need to be up tommorow, laters all, it's been fun

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

"Wait!" said Kain. "I have a plan... what's the leprechaun's name?"
"Godzilla," said Green. "Why?"
"HEY GODZILLA!!!" yelled Kain. "HEY MAN!"

Godzilla heard a voice from inside his stomach.

"Who's there?"

"Hey, it's...... Bill."

"Who?"

"Bill, man! We went to school together remember? We were totally in Home-Ec Together!"

Godzilla didn't remember a Bill, but this man seemed to know him.

"Oh... um Ya... So how are you?"

"Oh I'm alright... but you seem to have swallowed my friends and I. Mind... spitting us up? You'd be doin me a big favor, man."

"Oh." Said Godzilla, still puzzled. "Uhhh... ya sure, I guess I could." Godzilla began to gag.

"Everyone, get ready!" yelled Kain.

 

[Ramthundar]

"WATER SLIDE! WHEE!" Ram cheered, sliding out of Godzilla's mouth in a rush of vomit.
When the three had picked them selves up and picked of the stickier substances, Godzilla bent down to take a closer look.
"Hey, you're not Bill. Or anyone else from my Home-ec!"
"See, the thing about that is RUN!" Kain yelled, poking Godzilla in the eye before running off.

 

[Solytus]

Green, Kain, and Ram all began to run from the leprechaun, eventually ducking into a cave for cover.

Panting, the trio stopped for respite, but were soon surprised by the appearance of the rest of their old compatriots.

Green exclaimed, "Holy crap, am I glad to see you guys! We could use some backup right about now!"

Rag turned to him and responded, "The feeling's mutual," gesturing in the direction from whence Rag's group came.

Green peeked out to see the giant pink blob from before rolling at them, and swiftly ducked back into the alcove.

"So. We're being attacked from both sides by a giant fangorious blob and a leprechaun. How do we get out of this?"

 

[The_Chief]

Spoiler: ooc

where am i? so lost

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

"What exactly were you all doing here?" asked Kain. "A holy sheep and a... Human..."
"What's wrong with humans?" asked Green. "And why are YOU here?"
"I'm not quite sure," replied Kain. "I awoke in a cave nearly two weeks ago. I do not even know what realm I am in, or whether my lieutenants are alive. But that matters not at the moment. The problem with humans is that they are foul creatures who need to learn their place. In my home land of Nosgoth, I have all but restored the natural order of Vampires preying on humans."
"Well is that really necessary?" asked Ram. "Can't you all just live in peace?"

"Well... No.... I mean...."

Ram looked at Kain.

"Well... maybe... but It's a lot more badass my way!" said Kain indignantly.

"That's what I thought." said Ram. "Now, less talk, more planning how to fight the leprechaun!"

 

[Solytus]

Spoiler: splazor

You're hiding in the little alcove with all the heroes, a vampire, a prisoner, and a scientist. You're also about to be attacked by a large pink blob and godzilla. Enjoy! =P

 

[The_Chief]

Spoiler

why couldn't i come with you!!!!!!!!!! i feel so left out =*(

 

[Solytus]

Spoiler: Splazor

You are with all of us. Perhaps I should reword, We're all about to be attacked together! =D

 

[The_Chief]

"I SUGGEST WE FIRE TEH LAZORS SHODAWOP!" splazor screamed as he fired in every direction as everything around him was hit.

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

"Lazer dog! Come with me!" Kain picked up the dog and ran out of the cave.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING!?" yelled Splazor.
"HEY GODZILLA! LOOK OVER HERE YOU GREAT LEPRECHAUN BEOTCH!" screamed Kain.
Godzilla turned around and looked at Kain.

"Bill! I will stomp on your face and eat your babies!!!"

"ORLY?"

"YER. RLY."

"ORLY?"

"YEH."

Kain ran toward Godzilla and squeezed Splazor.
"WHAT TEH FUCK?" yowled the dog. "Don't be gettin all feely!"
"Lazer Dog! fire your LAZORS!!!" yelled Kain, squeezing the dog again.

Splazor fired his lazer at the leprechaun and hit him in his face.

"OOOOWWWWWWIIIEEEEE!!!!!!" yelled the leprechaun, falling over.

Kain set Splazor down on the ground.

"Well that was relatively painless," said Splazor. "Let's go back to the cave."

"Wait..." said Kain. "That can't be it..."

"Um... No, really that's it." said Splazor. "He's dead. His head is halfway off his body."

"Perhaps... but..."

"No, seriously, let's go."

"It CAN'T have been that easy..."

Godzilla sat up. "I'M DEAD NOW WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!!!???"

"Well alright then." said Kain.