The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Never give up!

KNOCK KNOCK MR HOLIER THAN THOU!

You sir, are a Giant Dick.

JFK Intl, REAL WORLD
Akane sat between her two Knights as the big cargo plane filled up with the assorted people. She had decided that yes, she would like to see her creator, and give him a big hug for giving her life and freedom.
"You know, we could probably get my writer to meet us half way, he seems like a decent enough sorta guy in that message he left Jack and I. Said something about being able to come to us as well, if my memory doesn't fail me." Akane said sleepily. It had been a big few days and she could get comfortable resting her head on Aftan's shoulder... With Gabs stroking her tails too.

The Kitsune gave a lazy yawn as she snuggled in for the flight.

Aftan simply smiled and ran a hand through her hair, eliciting a series of soft growls from Akane as she dozed off.
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Jack grimaced in pain as Ekou drove the spear into his guts and yanked it back out. His midsection replaced by a swirling mass of shadows, Jack swung his scythe at Ekou who had foolishly turned away from him. Ekou blocked it with a free arm, but Jack smiled.
"As expected, fool." Jack snarled.
He wrenched the scythe, locking into the softer armour in the crook of Ekou's elbow and sending the man flying into an Elena clone about to poke Red Fury in the back and kill him by cracking his chest open, literally. The Clone touched a gauntlet of Ekou's, making the armour piece fall off, unlocked, before the pair went tumbling along the ground.

Ekou jumped to his feet and readied his spear again. He didn't notice that the Elena clone had snapped her neck in the roll and lay on the ground, lifeless.

Jack grabbed his flask out of his cloak and threw it to David.
"Drink it!" He ordered.
Then he smacked the ground with his scythe once more, opening a one way portal into Tomoya Okazaki's ship. He hit a button on his old school pager, calling the ArchAngel of Lightning before charging towards Ekou, intent on ending the Tyrant's reign for good.

 

[StormShaun]

Im'a coming...in style!

Tomoya - Blackhawke, Tomoya's penthouse.

The ringing from Tomoya's computer watch woke him up (He combined his old communicator with more tech) flipping out his computer watch once more. Tomoya had already feel Jack's portal open up downstairs in the hanger. Quickly getting dressed and rushing out of the room, Tomoya made it down into the hanger but was talking to Shepard.

"Shepard...I'm leaving to help the reaper. You have control until I get back." Tomoya said as he hopped on his bike in his personal part of the hanger and rode it in front of the portal.

Spoiler: The Lightning Cutter

Name of the Vehicle: Lightning Cutter

Appearance:

Car Stats ( points to put into the 4 categories out of 10, each has to be 1 at least)

-Armour: 4

-Handling: 5

-Speed: 8

-Special Weaponry: 7
1. Electric miniguns X2. (Basically it has two hidden miniguns at the front of the bike. Tomoya can put his energy into them to fire them at whatever speed he chooses. He can fire fast and risk accuracy or shoot slow and have a better aim) Thanks to Puse.

2. Super EMP. (If Tomoya chooses to do so he can shoot an emp and everyone in the radius will shut down.)

Jack's end of the portal. (Labs I think?)

In the middle of the battle, the portal on Jack's end began to rumble and eventually shook with lightning. In a split second, a bike came out of the portal in such speed that it reached the end of the room in tremendous speed. Before hitting the wall, it seemed the rider with blue hair muttered a swear word before the bike started to disintegrate or dissolve into small dot sized balls of lightning. They went back into the hosts body as he kicked back against the wall and went backwards, landing by Jack.

"Missed me death?" The man said before the balls of lightning came out again and formed a lightning katana in his left hand and lightning wings on his back. The portal also closed right behind Tomoya.

 

[StormShaun]

...Snip

Tomoya simply floated in the air from the kick he took. A pout appeared on his face as he landed next to Jack once more obviously annoyed it didn't last that long. "Well...that did last longer." Tomoya said as he looked around to see all the noobs and newbies to this world.

"I see...we have...more people? Should I send them to the place of Origins so we may get introduced to each other?" Tomoya asked Jack whilst juggling a ball of lightning in one hand and a ball of archangel power in the other.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Might be a good idea.

mega post of awesomesauce was awesome!

Jack smiled as the fight came to an end. David had drunk from his flask, the whiskey in it clearing his head instantly and bringing him back to normal in time for the fight to end.

He took the tackle hug well, patting the child on her head and smiling sadly as she left all too quickly.
"Bye kiddo..." He said softly as they disappeared so quickly as they arrived.

The Grim Reaper re-read the contract, finding it in incredibly simple leagalese, a tough sell for Mark to Lucifer.
"Lucifer, you know I only just did this. I don't like it much, but the horrors within this place should not be seen or able to impact upon the world. I will comb over it and clean it out before destroying it. It was a snap decision to stop the Elena clones from escaping. May I keep the contract, seeing as I shall have to enact it?" Jack said politely.

Lucifer nodded and handed it over. Jack rolled it up and pocketed it. Turning to Tomoya, Jack smiled.
"Glad you could make it old friend, sorry for the quick summons. Perhaps a portal to the Origin Plains would be best, I shall be traveling to visit Akane, and let Mark know I have his contract."

Jack finally looked over at David and Elena, currently sharing a warm embrace.
"Elena Volkov, I hereby no longer lay claim to your soul. You have been freed by the selfless actions of another, who has traded his right to Judgement in the Afterlife for the eternal torment of his soul in Hell when he dies. David West, I hereby call our bargain as null and void. When I met you to take you to the Afterlife, you may only challenge me to a game for your own soul."

"Now then, Elena, you shall find you can open a portal anywhere you so wish, as can you Tomoya. You will all leave here at once, this is my personal place in Hell, and you all don't belong here bar the Devil himself. I shall be visiting my student... my daughter Akane. I believe she is with several others, visiting their writers in the real world. Any who wish to come with me, had better be quick."

 

[StormShaun]

[HEADING=1]Tomoya just opened up to Origin Plains (The place where everyone meets). So come here if you want to meet everyone.[/HEADING]

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Nodding with Jack, Tomoya combined both lightning and his archangels powers together to make one shining ball of light and threw at the wall and a portal opened up to Origin Plains. "Thanks...but I can already make portal...but hell they tire me out fast just like teleporting." Tomoya said as he waved goodbye and entered the portal.

Spoiler: Origin Plains

A lightning portal suddenly opened up in the plains and Tomoya came out looking to the sky. "Geez, haven't been here for a long time." Tomoya said as he looked around and spotted two craters. One from Aperture science and the original launch site of the Blackhawke. Tomoya smile to see all the memories going past him right now.

Tomoya immediately remembered one fact. "Oh yeah..." Tomoya said out loud as he got in contact with his ship to get the Rising Dawn back to this universe. A few seconds later and a portal opened up and the Rising Dawn was right in sight above origin plains.

Looking at the ship, Tomoya pulled a metal chair out of nowhere and pulled out a bass guitar from his lightning particles and began to play it until some newbies show up.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Don't fear the Reaper

You hear? She'll Post when you come back!

Dimension: The Really Real World: New York: JFK International Airport: The Cargo Plane
Time: Dawn

The Portal from Hell ripped into the cargo bay of the C-130 Hercules silently, and the Grim Reaper stepped out. His cloak billowed then settled, and his hood was drawn low, preventing his face from being seen.

"Mark... I have come for your soul...." Jack wheezed in his best Grim Reaper voice.
"*HACK... COUGH COUGH COUGH* Oh dammit, somebody remind me not to do that crap. Mark. Get down here, I have news for you, mostly good, despite my appearance."

As Jack waited for the young man to stand before him, he stole a glance at the peacefully sleeping Kitsune. He smiled at her and her lovers, nodding to the still awake Aftan.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Boo.

Jack turned his gaze to the young man and removed his hood, staring into Mark's eyes.

"You stand here before me, and I have here the contract that you signed with Lucifer, giving away your soul to Hell so that Elena Volkov may live. For this act of sincere stupidity, I admire you. However, I already had a bargain with David West, in that he could challenge me to a game, as per the rules I've laid down. The terms of that game were to be, his soul if he looses, her soul and life freed if he wins. We had to rescue her first, which went not as planned, but still. The challenge, was to die. As I am dead, well, I cannot die, so Elena would have been freed anyway by default.

Due to your actions, I've seen fit to grant you the right to challenge me for your soul when you die. When the time comes, you may challenge me to any game or test of skill, other than the act of dieing itself. Should you win, I will burn this contract before you, Devil be damned, and you will see Judgement and the Afterlife. Lose, and I will be forced to take your soul to my personal section of Hell, as per your contract, forfeiting your chance at the Afterlife."

"You... You mean you aren't here to take me away?" Mark exclaimed.
"No. And I see my daughter is sleeping peacefully, it would be a shame to wake her."

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

funny laughs eh?

Jack smiled and replied to Aftan.
"You know, I forgot to tell him that my personal part of Hell is quite nice. Ask Akane sometime, even though she dislikes my 'style', heh. And if the world were not strange and unique, it would be boring beyond comprehension. Do not try and make sense of it, it will only serve to confuse further. So, where are we off to? Perhaps the Origin Plains, to meet all the new arrivals?"

 

[StormShaun]

Ignored!

Location: Origin Plains.
Time: Mid-day.

As Lucifer suddenly popped up, Tomoya simply ignored him and wished someone else came before he ordered the Blackhawke to blow up the Earth. *sigh* When the hell are the new guys going to come!?" Tomoay tried to say to himself with a frown.

RL Shaun - Western Australia.

As I gazed at the screen, I was relieved that the arch and mini-arch was over. I found it more shocking how Jakeman got kidnapped. I simply just started to think when I should unleash Dark Tomoya.

Dark Tomoya - Tomoya's soul, Cell A.

Dark Tomoya simply just waited....waiting for the day he will be released which will be soon. "I wish the DAMN writer could hurry up and release me!" Dark Tomoya screamed and then went back to a sigh. Planning what to do when he is released.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

OH GODS NO! I DUN GOT TAKEN!

Jake looked around in disbelief, clutching his katana in his left hand, the only thing he had reflexively grabbed when he was taken. A proper replica of Kuchiki Rukia's sword from the anime Bleach, Sode no Shiraiyuki, the most beautiful blade in all Soul Society.

"Well, bugger. Ah, G'day everybody. Fuck. This is awkward..." Jake said. He slipped his sword through one of his belt loops, letting it hang through the army cargo pants.

"Well, my name's Jake, and I'm the Writer of Akane and Jack. Let's try not to wake Akane, she looks pretty happy there Grand Master Aftan al Said. Jack, pleasure to meet you, I guess." Jake said, trying to remain calm.

"Welcome Jake. Do you fear Death?" Jack asked, shaking the young man's offered hand.
"Eh? Nah, I don't fear Death. Doesn't mean I don't want to though!"

 

[bluecrimson]

Location: Origin Plains

A small spiral-bound notepad appeared in front of Tomoya, flipping open to the first page. Neat writing appeared on the page by itself, and it floated in front of Tomoya. Greetings, Tomoya. I do apologize that it's not possible for us to meet in person just yet, but I felt the need to establish contact in some form to one of the Archangels, seeing what could have happened in the last chain of events. Try not to be alarmed, but I have the feeling that we both work towards the same goal.

In another area of the Plains, Slindis arrived about thirty feet above the ground going forwards at a rate of forty miles an hour. Almost by reflex, she curled into a ball which reduced the damage she had to mere bruises, instead of compound fractures. As she got up, she rubbed her arms and legs: Falling from that height at that speed still hurt like heck. [color=c20000]"Owww..."[/color]

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Man....

That got out of hand in a hurry...

Several long moments passed as David and Elena embraced, their struggles finally over in a really strange fashion.
After soon time, David finally broke the ice by saying ".......I promised myself I'd have some derailing one-liner to say at this moment.....".
"God I missed you're horrible sense of humor..." Elena said as she began laughing
"I dunno....Death and Satan seem to like it....." He chuckled as he picked her up in his arms.
It was then that Jack and Lucifer explained the terms of the deal.
"Huh.......Just like that?....You know, for a pair of guys who exist solely for the purpose of both the endless suffering of Humanity and the cold harsh realities of our mortality......The two of you aren't really as much of pricks as everyone makes you out to be.....Just....Thank you....This....Means everything to me......To us......"
The two lovers were about to leave when David stopped and said "Hey! Fallen one...While I have ya, I might to apologize for the whole "Helping to Kill your Second in Command and his armies" and other stuff...."
"Ah it's alright, He was a asshole, Now get the Hell out of here...." The Prince of Lies joked as the pair walked off into a portal together, back to David's home in Roscommon, Ireland.

[sub]"Did you really store that entire nuclear explosion in some kind of sub-space?..."
"Yep...."
"...You're going to bring that up all the time aren't you?"
"You know it..."
"....Looking to forward to it...My love..."[/sub]

Disaster: Sorry if this makes posting with Elena hard, just find it hard to write Cushy Loving Dialogue for David.
Also, Hellva Finale!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Universal Chew Toy

I is it

Can't catch a break

Darren was confused at first, But anything was better than standing out in the rain in one of the world's crime capitals.
"....Alright....." He said as he got in with the beautiful woman and a few of her friends in the back of the Limo as it took off.
".....So....Where are we goi-Whoa hey! what are doing? That's my.......Oh........and you're all......Awwwww yeah....."
Soon after he said that, Sounds of roaring laughter could be heard coming from the Limo.

After a near hour of driving, the Limo showed up outside the Cargo Plane, A rather angry Darren slammed the door as the Ladies inside felt their sides ache from all the laughing they did for the whole trip.
"AHAHAHAHAHA! IT WAS-HEHEAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-SO-PFFFFFFF AHAHAHAHAAHAH!"
The Driver rolled down the window and shouted "And go saying it was cold in there! These are Heated Limos! hahahahah!"
The Limo drove off, followed by Darren shouting "GO TO HELL! IT'S LIKE A DISABILITY! YOU WOULDN'T LAUGH AT A MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M KEEPING MY TIPS!........AND THE WINDOW WAS OPEN, IT'S TEN BELOW! TEN BELOW!"
It was then that it dawned on him.
"Oh....Goddamn it, I'm back where I started! Took me ages to get to the Embassy................[sub]Oh god please no.....[/sub]..." He said as he slowly turned around and saw the remaining AA Characters and their writers all staring at him.
"........Jack....Can you do me a favour and just kill me now, Cheers...."

Captcha: What even: "Don't ask Captcha, ju-just don't...."

Spoiler: lol

Figured seeing how the Writer Characters, Least in the cases for Shaun and Daniel, are jacked up Super awesome Author Avatars, I'd decided to play the reverse for shits and giggles.

 

[bluerocker]

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The plane upon which Mark, Teri, and various characters were riding

"... So you see, even though myself, Mark and Darren are responsible for what has happened to Caim and Angelus in AA, I cannot say that your fates are worse than what has happened in your canon."

"Canon? You mean the 'story' you said we were a part of before you chose to 'Write' us?"

Ton Ton nodded at this, and added in, "Yup! I saw bits of it on Ms. Teri's Dimitri. No matter what happened... It did not end well for you two."

Caim's scowl deepened a bit more, and Teri tried to suppress a shiver. Despite the warrior being an idol of her childhood, he was still terrifying to behold in reality, especially after remembering the many posts she created about his prowess in battle. With a sip of some water, she continued,

"What Ton Ton says is true. In your original home, all of your endings, even the divergent ones, end terribly. The kindest one is when Angelus becomes the seal, goes mad from it and you two die to escape the pain! When I brought you two in, I sought to break you free from the fate the canon cast upon you. We may have been a bit on the cruel side, what with the torture, mind breaking or physical ailments, but in the end, I only saw it as methods for growth and change in your character. Not necessarily as a means of changing you to suit my needs, which some of the Writers have done; I suppose, but rather, as a way to learn and grow as people. Is that so cruel? Is your life here so bad? If anything, when I Write for you two, I try my best to remain in character for you two. Hell, I try to think, 'How Caim and Angelus would react to this'? Well?"

The duo sat there for a moment, still thinking, and Caim began to type again,

"So you're saying that what we say and do in a given situation is still ours to make? All that you really control is our environment?"

"More or less."

Caim gave a nod, and after looking to Angelus (Teri being painfully aware that the duo were going over... Something, in their minds) and Angelus spoke again,

"Very well, child. We do not plan to harm you. After all, we would go back to that Hell that was our old realm. Furthermore, we've conceived that having a God on our side, for once, may be a good thing after all..."

Teri let out a sigh of relief, and weakly smiled to the duo. "Welp, I suppose that means you two will be my 'Avatars' then, alongside Ton Ton. Be careful out there."

"Who needs care when one has power?"

Teri laughed once more, and quietly opened her arms up for a hug, the gesture more than enough to explain her intent. "You two were my heroes in middle school after all..."

The duo rolled their eyes, but went through with the gesture, Ton Ton holding the girl's (now shaking) shoulder. "Thanks, you guys. Now go out there and kick some ass!"

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snup

Thus the light of Rebooting hit, and the group found themselves before Mark, Darren and the AA characters contained therein.

 

[bluecrimson]

"Greetings Milady Knight. I hope that you didn't find your landing too jarring."

Slindis immediately feels the aura of evil wash over her and becomes wary of the man, making sure to get up on her own. [color=c20000]"I don't know exactly who you are, but I have a good feeling of what you are. Since that aura is so strong, I know that you have a good knowledge of what I am. Expect me to keep a very close eye on you, and I most definitely do not need nor wish your aid."[/color] Although she did not raise her voice, it was clear she wanted nothing to do with Lucifer.

The pendant of a light blue arrowhead encased in a silver fire reminded the man of a religion that he had seen a long time ago on in another section of the Multiverse, but attempts to remember said religion further were met with frustration. He hadn't heard a thing about any damned souls from there in ages, and all those souls went to him, no matter where it was. Something was definitely odd here.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

oooohhhhh.

Nasty

Wrath of Caim

"........Jack....Can you do me a favour and just kill me now, Cheers...."
Teri and her creations re-appeared just after Darren muttered those fateful words.
Caim was still processing what he'd just been told, throwing around the notion that all that ever happened to him, to Angelus, was because of a select few with time to spare.
He glanced over and saw "Him", The one who made Bruiser.
And did everything he's ever done to him, to Angelus.
Memories of intense pain for the both of them, his mocking, his cruelty.
Caim, don't you dare think about it! He's just a child!
He knew what he was doing....And he did it anyway....That's all that matters, Age has nothing to do with it Caim answered back as a murderous glare appeared on his face.
"....Caim?....Something wrong?...." Teri asked before she looked over.
Then it hit her.
"....oh no...Caim, Don't!" She said but the warrior was already on his way over.
"Alright, Just all of you, Leave me the fuck alone, I want nothing to do with-....ohgodohshit, errr ah! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Darren said before Caim burst into a full sprint after him.
Like in all one-sided fights, Darren was unable to escape him and soon he had Darren in his grasp.
"OH GOD! I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW! DON'T! PLEASE!"
Caim ignored the pleas of mercy as he drove a fist into Darren's skull, it was amazing what his rage could do a normal human being.
Within seconds, he beat Darren to a near unrecognizable pulp, his face bruised and bleeding, several of his bones broken.
It took a joint effort between Jack, Akane, Angelus, Mark and Teri to prevent him from outright killing the Writer.
Darren groaned weakly though his collapsed lung as he laid on the ground a complete wreck.

Spoiler: Video to lighten Mood

 

[bluerocker]

Welp, sorry bout that..

As the group was pulling Caim away, and Angelus was giving Caim a tongue lashing of a lifetime; Teri began to dial an ambulance while looking over Darren.

"I'm sorry about that... I told you before, I don't restrain them as much as the other RPers do... Anyway, if he wasn't so mad, he would have remembered his sword. Then you'd be dead. Be thankful for that much."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I have a boo boo

THANKFUL she says....I'll show you THANKFUL, I've give you so much THANKS the FUCKING MILITARY WILL BE LOOKING F-OWwwwwwwwww.... Darren thought with what part of his brain wasn't scrambled before a slight twinge sent shockwaves of pain though his body.
Ahhhh....At least I didn't get stabbed....
Thunder clapped in the sky above followed with the first signs of a downpour.
..........Really?....Seth Macfarlane is God?....Jesus Christ...
"Oh Man....Jack, grab his legs there, We need to move him inside."
What? No! NO! Do not move the Cripp-AH GOD YOU MOVED HIM! He said as the pair moved Darren into the Cargo Plane, grunts of extreme pain punctuating every single movement.
They soon laid the battered writer down on a crate to keep him dry.
ooooooooooooowowowowowowowow......Well...the worst is over......

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

you fool.

G'day!

Ma'am!

Jake shook Mark's hand and smiled back at his online buddy.
"Mark! Good ta see ya mate! Not fuckin' sure how I got here but here I am." the Writer stated, rolling with it.

Aftan quickly kissed the awaking Kitsune to hide her smirk. Akane yawned as Aftan sat her up in her seat. "Ano.... Are we there yet..." She sleepily asked.
"Not yet my love. But somebody you wished to see is here." Aftan replied.

And then all hell broke loose with Caim beating the literal shit out of Darren. Akane leapt into action, helping to pull the Bloodknight from the poor boy.

"BACK OFF! I'm trained in First Aid, somebody call an ambulance, give me space dammit! Good work Teri, hope you know where the fuck we are." Jake shouted as he got to Darren.

His face was a mess, and he wasn't breathing right. Jake laid Darren flat on the floor, and placed his head on Darren's chest.
"Shit, he's got a collapsed lung and-" Jake was interrupted by Darren coughing up a small amount of blood.
He instantly turned Darren onto his side, trying to keep the man's airways clean.
"If we don't get him to a hospital in half an hour, he's dead. I can't tell the extent of his internal injuries... Wait, Grand Master Aftan, you can heal right? Oh shit, lost that Phoenix didn't ya? Fuck fuck bugger fuck... Akane! Can you control your magic enough to help?"
"I.. I don't know, I think so?" the Kitsune replied, unsure of herself.
"Good enough, come over here. Aftan, please help her, focus her efforts, you should know, feel, how healing magic works to some extent." Jake asked, trying to organize the situation.

He still felt helpless holding the wounded Darren as the two girls went to work. Akane felt another hand on her shoulder, Gabrielle's. It seems that fluffy tails in action meant no fluffy tails to hold for the Shadow Knight.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

ER

Darren winced in pain from Jake's quick check up to find out which parts were broken.
While he was grateful, he was rather unnerved by the fact the Grim Reaper was in the room with him as Jake performed First Aid.
Oh Go away! Bother some Chain Smoker or something! He thought, beginning to understand how Coma Victims feel.
So....The Healer is out of Mana or something?.....Great....Always did wonder what that felt like, getting healed. Man, I don't want to go to a US Hospital, My Insurance is in another country! He thought as something brushed by his hand.
It was one of Akane's Many Tails.
Whoa.....That must be one of her tails.....WOW....That goes feel good! No wonder Gabrielle is lezzy for her! He said as Jake checked out his back and ribs for damage.