The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"Ouch! 11, did you have to kick me?"

Meanwhile, somewhere near the Nexus:
A bright flash revealed our heroes and one space alien. "Hey, ThreeWord! What's up? Long time, no see." Ram said, giving the odd space alien a firm hove-shake. "Yeah, it's been a while, eh?" ThreeWord said, returning the hove-shake. "So what you guys been up to?"
"Oh, you know, fighting in Super Villain wars, doing quests, getting shat out by giant geodes...the usual." Ragnorak said.
"Speaking of which, LET'S GET THAT DAMN MASTER KITTY!" Lazor Cat screamed, pawing the ground in anticipation.
"Well, since we all have some powers," Ram said, lighting up his horn with a burning flame, "I suppose we can...Wait! Spike never got any powers!"
The group looked at Spike, who just gave them a cool smile back. "Relax guys, I'm good. I have my own abilities to use. Let's just go kick some evil butt!"
"That's what I'm talking about!" Lazor Cat cheered, blasting a nearby tree with a lazor.
"LC, how bout we try some subtlety?" Ram scolded. He then turned to the Logician and said "Hey, mind teleporting us in there?"
Giving a bow, the Logician said "Why of course." and another flash of light transported our heroes again.

 

[thehoff]

"Ouch! 11, did you have to kick me?"

"I suppose we can...Wait! Spike never got any powers!"
The group looked at Spike, who just gave them a cool smile back. "Relax guys, I'm good. I have my own abilities to use. Let's just go kick some evil butt!"

Secretely unknown to the group Spike had picked up the ability to make the world's most perfect sandwich. What enemy couldn't be bribed with the world's most perfect sandwich? Besides he was a useless chef and he couldn't think of anything better at the time.

As he was about to magic himself up a perfect bacon, lettuce and tomato everything flashed again as the Logician transported them.

"Hmm where are we?" Spike said.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Okay and we'll put that there and that there. Okay now move it to the left a little bit. Okay perfect leave it right there." The Boomer drop the Geode in the corner of Maddawg's office and walks away. "Okay Mr Geode,Let's see how much your worth on Ebay." Just then a locust sniper had come into the office. "Headshot." said the locust sniper. "I see so the adventures have come and teleported inside my base. So where are they?" "Headshot"."They teleported to the bottom of the bottomless pit!" "Headshot." "And that cog prisoner won't stop singing. Okay go dump all the radioactive waste into the Pitt (Yay Fallout 3 refrence) I'll deal with the cog.

Maddawg walked down to the prison and saw all of his guards holding there ears in pain. All Maddawg could hear was
this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BzYaxHJFWg&feature=related

"Oh good grief." Maddawg raised his golden lancer and charged the singing Cog.

Spoiler: OOC

If nobody has realized it yet I liked to make a lot of refrnces to a game or to a pop culture refrence in the gaming world. So please dont be surprised if one day your reading my post and you see LEEEERRRRROYYYY JENKINS.

 

[ThreeWords]

In reply to Spike's question, ThreeWords shrugged.
"Dunno. I've been teleported twice in as many minutes, and I'm as confused as you are." Turning to the Logician, he repeated the question. "Any idea where we are?"

 

[Daye.04]

Spoiler

Gone!?It'll take more then Spinwhiz and Turbinians to keep me down!Down with GDI! Down with Turbine!

Amazing. You're back. How? I thought they banned your IP too ..
Just chill out on the turbine thing, eh? You'll be out before people even notice you're back.

And .. Welcome back =D

 

[ThreeWords]

Spoiler

Gone!?It'll take more then Spinwhiz and Turbinians to keep me down!Down with GDI! Down with Turbine!

Amazing. You're back. How? I thought they banned your IP too ..
Just chill out on the turbine thing, eh? You'll be out before people even notice you're back.

And .. Welcome back =D

Spoiler: YAY!

Welcome back Orgazmo! You're as unstoppable as ever!

I shall be re-befriending you immediately.

 

[Daye.04]

Spoiler: Orgazmo

By the way...

I made a new forum Rp,and would be delighted if you guys could join...

Here is link....
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/jojac14/link-1.jpg

And here is link to the Rp....
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.105177

"here is link" Ha ha ha! Good one, sir. I guess I'll be able to take the time for your RP ..

 

[Daye.04]

Corporate man and Glen went head first towards the turbines, smashing each and other with a hit from their fists. Occationally, they would throw in a kick or two. Those kicks were allways powerful enough to throw a big number of turbines backwards. Every time they would be stepped on by rushing turbines from behind.

"48! 49! 50! 53!"
"Way ahead of you Corporate man. I'm at 63!" Glen said with a smile.

Then Corporate man stopped fighting, and brought his cellphone. "Dude. We're supposed to give this guys a lesson no time to chat with your boyfriend" Glen said while fighting off the turbines. Corporate man closed his cellphone and watching the horizen with joy

A bomber came flying from far east, dropping a huge bomb in the middle of the crowd. Gore and blood flying to all possible directions. As well as a couple of impossible directions. "That gotta count for something" Corporate Man said. "I'll admit it looked good. But unfortainly for you - the time you've been chatting on the phone I've reached way ahead of you. What you say, eh? Equal?" Corporate man got back into the fight with his fists and feet.

Glen all of sudden picked up one of the turbines, filling him with some kind of energy. As he threw the energy-filled turbine towards the crowd he looked at Corporate man with a smug smile. *boom!* a whole bunch of turbines blew into a million and one piece.

"Glen? Is it just me, or does this guys never stop coming? I mean I can't see the end of them"
"It's not just you. We'll probably have to fight them off. All of them."

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler

Haha, where is this story going?

As Master Kitty was flying away, a tree clipped him and he was caught off guard, he dropped the old man and went soaring through the air, Many minutes later, Master Kitty landed spot in the middle of a huge field filled with Turbinites.

"Oh god dammit!! I hate these guys" Master Kitty said as he gunned, punched and kicked the Turbinites.

Maser Kitty was suddenly thrown through the air from a large bomb, he jumped to his feet and continued on his way. A few seconds later he was thrown again from a large flash of energy. He landed behind Corporate Man and Glen.

"Who the hell are you guys?!" asked Master Kitty, still fighting his way through the turbinites.

"Well I am Corportate Man" responded CM.

"And I'm Glen Beck mother fucker!" yelled Glen as he swung at Master Kitty.

"Hey! I'm no Turbinite! How many of these fuckers are there?" asked Master Kitty

"As many as you can kill!" responded Glen

"I've killed about 450!" boasted Corperate Man.

"HAH!! Thats it???" replied Glen "I've got about 700! Are you even trying?"

So Master Kitty decided to call in a Kitty Tank and pwn these bitches.

 

[ThreeWords]

ThreeWords was running to catch up with Master Kitty, when he saw him fall

"Hey guys! Master Keitty fell down into the clearing... oh."

The clearing was filled with turbites, and their numbers stretched away to the horizon! Threewords grinne, more than usual, though it might just have been him baring his teeth.

"The turbites" he said, his voice filled with rage and blood-lust, "Are the enemy of my entire race. They overran my planet, forcing us to become nomads in space and time, and now we must kill them wherever we find them!"

He was about to leap into combat, when he hesitated and reached into his pocket. He pulled out a small device and pressed a few buttons.

Light flashed, and there stood a whole hoard of aliens that resembled ThreeWords

"May I introduce my family" said ThreeWords, and with an unearthly scream, the aliens tore into the ranks of turbites, claws, teeth, talons, spines and blades all tearing and rending.

 

[The_Chief]

"uhhh... ok then on with the killing of Master kitty." and lazor cat charged a lazor and aimed it right at Master kitty's manhood. because being dead with your man hood is better then being alive without.

 

[Shapsters]

While trying to fight off the Turbinites, Master Kitty saw a laser flash, he dodged it and continued fighting, Laser Cat tried to hit him again, but the Turbinites were in his way. Laser Cat tried again but was overrun with Turbinites.

"Why don't you worry about me later and help us out of here?" yelled Master Kitty

"Way ahead of you douchbag!" replied Laser Cat with Turbinites flying through the air.

The Turbinites were only getting bigger in number, suddenly, a blue flash on the hill and 5 aliens very similar to ThreeWords appeared, leaping into battle, destroying all Turbinites in their path.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Soooo...should we go help?"

"Meh, I can't think of anything better to do."

And suddenly there was a farm implement, a farm animal, a magician-type-person, and a bounty hunter beating the shit out of fanboydom. All of it. Including (Oh thank you for including) all the Sony fanboys bitching about FF13 going on the 360. (OOC:Seriously, this guy pisses me off. <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I&feature=related>Do not watch this if you value your sanity as a gamer. Seriously, he's making us all look bad.)

 

[000Ronald]

Ron, why the hell are you beating the crap out of the fanboys?

"Fanboys?" The Logician said, holding one in the air by its throat. "To hell with the fanboys! This is the guy who audited me! Taste Rickroll ************!"

"NO!" The tax auditor wailed. "Not the Rickroll Of Death!"

Actually, it's the experience of being Rickrolled to death, but I think that's the least of your problems. Speaking to the rest of the group, Jerry said, Yeah, guys, this might take awhile. Ron really hates this guy.

"INHERETENCE TAX MY ASS! BURN IN HELL! BURN!!!"

 

[Daye.04]

As Lazor Cat were fighting, he saw a group of 7 wasted people with an old man on one of their shoulder coming towards the hordes. "Why not" Laser Cat thought t himself "Every little bit helps".

When Daye.06 saw the Logician, he ran straight up to knock him out. Just when he was about to swing his bat, he was stopped by Daye.08. "[color=3F0548]Dude! Why botheh wi' him?[/color]" "[color=3F0548]There'sh enugh of other shtuff to have fun wi'[/color]" Daye.05 said. And with that the group sat down the old man, to be able ti kick some turbite ass.

Now the turbites had Corporate man, Glen Beck,a monkey with extreme powers, The Logician, a whole family of aliens, Lasor Cat, Master Kitty and 7 Dayes fighting them. Still there were no end of them to see "Where the hell do they all come from!?" Master Kitty shouted