The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

Gera tried to make some headway in the game. "Alright, I move my pawns to.." but was swiftly cut off by Lazor Cat.
"Sorry, girl, but you ended in the Lazor Zone. Immediately means you get Lazored!"
Gera was blasted with a lazor, to busy figuring what was going on to throw up a deflection.
"My turn!" Ram shouted. He then rushed to the Calvinball, but was immideatly called by Ragnorak. "Ram! You just stepped in to the Repeating Zone! You must repeat the last player's actions!"
"What, Lazor Cat's?" Ram asked, fake confusion hidding his glee."But I can't do any Lazors!"
"No problem!" Lazor shouted, and again lazored Gera.
"Alright, who's next?" Ragnorak asked.

Spoiler: occ

Whee! This is fun! Do join in, other members!

 

[Lastbayking]

The last bayking hung limp on the rams massive horns(hopefully no sexual joke in there). "Lazor cat..." He said hoarsly, "You have stepped in a give the ball to me zone. Do it." He moaned out. And because of the rules Lazor cat blasted it over to LBK.
"Lastbay king....your on ram's horns." Said some hero finally relizing him there after all of this.
"That's not going to get you the ball anytime soon."
"Well then your in a no lieing on horns zone, if you don't get you have to throw the ball away."
"Okay."
"Aren't you getting off."
And this is when LBK said the most illogical thing ever. "I'm not lieing on his horns, he's charged me through. I have beaten you little game."
"Well your on a LaZoR zone." LBK's ball was blasted away.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Da da da da da da da the music went as the Robobaron flew throught the air. He was then shot down by flying reavers.

Meanwhile.

The mercs had defeated the Tank and were once again moving. They had already passed the first two saferooms and now had to pass through the Calvin field. They stopped to watch for a little while.

"What are they doing?"said Francis."Oh there playing Calvinball. I use to play this with my friend but then my mom told me to take some pills and my friend disseapered." Said Bill/Bob.
"Whatever just pass the pain pills."Said Louis.

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty scratched his head, "What the hell do I do?!" he asked

"Whatever you want man!" exclaimed Ragnorak.

"Well pass me the ball then!" the ball flew over to Master Kitty. "Uhhhh, creepy girl, you are in the stick zone."

A sticky grenade flew toward the girl and instantly exploded.

Spoiler: Sorry

If I am playing it wrong :S but I suppose there is not way of playing it "right" so.

 

[Daye.04]

Now the Creepy Girl were getting annoyed "Fine! I'm not allowed to use magic? Well I'm allowed to do this! Ram! You're in the exhausted zone! You're bound to run around the field until you're unable to run anymore!"

With that, Ram dropped to ball, who were picked up by the girl, and ran around the field. "Well, don't forget, my friend that you're in the Grass-picking-zone! And because you spoke in that zone, you're bound to pick one straw of grass at every corner!" The girl turned towards Rag smiling

"Did you not notice, Rag? That you're in the lier zone? Therefore every rule you say is a lie! I will not follow lies!" And the girl threw the ball at what she guessed was the goal

Spoiler: Well, yeah, I have

I have of course read Clavin and Hobbes. But I have to admit I never understood what the game rules were. This is probably why =P

 

[Ramthundar]

The ball sailed through the air, and landed in a soccer-goal.
" Success!"

"Ha! You think that was the goal, dear Gera?" Ragnorak said, laughing at her mistake.
"Than isn't it! It's the waste basket next to it!" Logician said, pulling the ball out and plunking it in the wastebasket.
"HUZZAH! WE'VE WON!"

Everyone started to cheer and give each other high-fives.
" Pah, one game isn't going to win you your lives. Pick another! I'll be sure to defeat you then.

Ram took the front. "Hey, why don't we try a traditional Ramthundar game, from my village, eh?" he asked, arching his eyebrows in a sneaky way.
"Ha! A little back-word's tribe's game? I'd be happy to crush you in it." Gera said smugly.

"Alright then, then let's start...SMASHYOURHEADSTOGETHERTILLYOURMUSH-A-THON!"
"Alright, how do you...wait, what? Gera asked, confusion turning to incoherency when Ram smashed his horns into her forehead.

"Yay! That's a Mc-Jiggy Fore-head Slammer! 20 points! Ok, your turn." he said to the fallen body.
"....I don't think she's played this game before."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Well that was the biggest waste of time. What on earth did that accomplish" said Louis.Just then the tank music began playing. "You have got to be kidding me. quick theres the safehouse" The survivors bolted to the safe room and locked the door behind them.

The tank appeared and found our heros. The tank grew angry with rage. "You know what I have an idea" said Bill. The call vote sign appeared and the vote was to switch the diffculty to expert. The new more powerful tank. ran to the group and smacked logican before he knew what happened. Logican flew through the air and hit a wall. He is now unable to move. The tank saw the ram and began chasing him down.

 

[Shapsters]

"Well, that seemed like a good game." said Master Kitty looking at the limp body of Gera. "What do we do now?"

"Don't be so sure she wont come back." warned Ragnorak

"Well, she looks pretty de-"

The heroes were flown back and the girl flew into the air.

This is my game now! roared Gera floating in the air.

 

[Lastbayking]

<spoiler=I don't feel right about posting> BUT I MUST SAVE THIS THREAD

 

[RagnorakTres]

If someone has another idea for a game and wants to run it for a bit, make sure we win this one, BUT for the purposes of awsomeness, She has to win the last two so we go to a tiebreaker. Not sure who the neutral party will be, but I'm thinking some deus ex machina is in order...

 

[Ramthundar]

"Actually, no. You've had your turn." Ragnorak stated, picking himself up from the ground with a content demeanor. "We get to do one more game, and if we win, it's to the Tie-breaker."
"Very well then. Bring your game, I'll be sure to end it quickly for you. "
"Uh!UH! I knowz a game!" Lazor Cat shouted, lifting his paw in giddy anticipation. "Howz about the Cat Game?"
"Sounds pathetically easy. Start the game!"
"Ok! Are you a cat?"
"....no?
"Well, I am. I win!"


Several minutes of blowing up stuff in rage...

"Fine! Though you pathetic mortals beat me in your neanrathral games, and I beat you in my "Blowing Up Stuff" game...
"I totally called a tie on that last one! I nearly took out that whole block!" Lazor Cat screamed in rage.
"...and you have now lost the Quiet Game.
"What? You never called it!" Ragnorak said, pointing an accusing finger at the creepy girl.
"Which is exactly how you start the Quiet Game."
"Oh, that's sneaky, that is."

Ragnorak, though infuriated at the cheated wins, still accepted the decision.
"Very well, so it's a tie. But who shall then choose the tie-breaker that will decide our fate? Who will start the game that will save, or end, countless lives? WHO will make up such a random, and possibly Mind-Numbingly Awesome game? WHO, I ASK, WHO?"

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Ignore my current Avatar

I just have it because of the playoffs. I am still Master Kitty!

Forget this!

 

[Ramthundar]

"Okay, dancing is great and all, but wasn't this game supposed to be choosen by a NEUTRAL party?" Ram asked.

 

[Shapsters]

"Okay, dancing is great and all, but wasn't this game supposed to be choosen by a NEUTRAL party?" Ram asked.

Spoiler: Oops

Forget my post... how do move on tho?

 

[Ramthundar]

"Okay, dancing is great and all, but wasn't this game supposed to be choosen by a NEUTRAL party?" Ram asked.

Spoiler: Oops

Forget my post... how do move on tho?

Spoiler: is okay

I was hopping some random person would come and post in to make a game. Other then that, I also thought that maybe, we had a Gladiator-like battle? One of her warriors against one of ours! But, since I don't know Gera or her backstory, I wouldn't know what warrior she'd choose...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Ohhh Ohhh I got an idea. How about Hide and seek?" Said Francis. "You want us to hide in post-apocolyptic london?" said Ragnorak. "Well do you have a better idea? Besides we are a neutral party."

 

[Shapsters]

"Huzza! roared Master Kitty, "Indeed a fine idea, Gera, you're it!" he yelled as he sprinted down the road. There were many hiding spots in post-apocalyptic London and MK planned to find the best.

"UUUGGGHHHH!!!! I hate this game!" she hid her eyes " 1,2,3,4,5 better get going! 6,7,8."

 

[samsprinkle]

Meanwhile on mount Psychedelia..."I will rule the world with my lyrical genius!" *slow drag on a cigarette* "Yes..."

 

[Lastbayking]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed another, more neutral party, gunning down the Left 4 dead mercenaries. "YOU WILL ALL PLAY YU-GI-OH!" Space Cthulu raged.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The heroes shouted.
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Roared the omnipotent being.

<spoiler=can't believe that happened> Whoa man, I didn't think anyone would post again. I was wrong. Anyway, I had this planned, and I will enact my vison. VI VA LA REVOLUTION.