The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Daye.04]

"Israel" the guy finished. Uncle Sam looked at the group "wait, what?" the guy smiled at Uncle Sam. "What? You though the United States of America where the only place in the world or something?

then suddenly the lights went out. "Hey! Turn the lights back on" Ram shouted into the dark. "No. Fo I am the Electrician. And god knows that I've spent more than ever on trying to follow you guys. Now it's my time to dominate"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Why are you here and why are you bothering us?" said Ram to the Electrician. "Why am I here? WHY AM I HERE?!?! Isn't it obvious. I'm here becuase you guys have been wasting electricity. You think that we are made of Electricity? You think that-" The Electrician was cut off by the power returning. He looked around and saw that the American Paliden had pluged the plug back into the socket. "I was kinda doing a rant" Lazor cat then fired his lazor at the Electrician who was burnt to a crisp. The group headed to the American embassy to get help. They were stopped by soliders who asked American Pally if he was 18. He replied back that he was 19 and was then taken to a recruitment center. They did not realize that in Isarel all inhabitants must serve 2 years in the Army.

 

[Ramthundar]

"But I'm already in the Proud Army of the USA!" American Paladin shouted, trying to struggle out of the grips of the two recruitment officers.
The commander of the Israel Army looked at the paladin with mild amusement. "Oh? Then I suppose we'll have to make sure to train you to WIN a war," he said while laughing, but then quickly ducking the boot of the American Paladin. They then quickly took the swearing American away.
"Don't worry, AP! We'll get you out of this!" Ram shouted after him.
"How? By blasting them?" Splazor Cat asked, an evil glint in his eyes.
"No, for though they took are friend, we don't want to start a war with them. We'll have to try another way."
The two animals then went to follow the recruitment team.

A little way off, a pile of ash began to stir. From it's depths, a hand emerged, holding...A SOCKET WRENCH!

Spoiler: Socket Wrench...

That's what electricians use, right?

 

[RagnorakTres]

The American Paladin glared at the "recruiting officers" from the other side of the steel table. They had tried to take his armor off already, but had found that American steel was stronger than Israeli brutality. Then they tried to waterboard him, but he just borrowed Michael Phelps amazing delphine abilities and held his breath. They had finally decided to tell him what this was all about. But they had made one mistake.

They hadn't chained his legs.

In one smooth move, he kicked the steel table hard enough to split the two Isralis in half horizontally, flipped over the back of the chair (very impressive in full plate armor) placing his chained arms in front of him, pulled his sword with his now less restrained hands and kicked a wall down. "I came here to kick ass and take names. But I've found I don't care about your names." He struck a menacing pose.

The chickens in the yard stared at him for a couple seconds and then went back to their hunting and pecking. The Paladin stared at them for a few seconds and then ran through the compound wall in a very Juggernaut-esque manner. He then searched for his friends, hoping that one of them would be able to get these chains off.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

American Paladin wandered for hours unable to find the way out. He eventually went full circle and ended up outside with the chickens. "Damnit I'll never find my way out now. Oh well guess I'll just break more walls." Before the paladin could move he heard a voice Yell "Stop!". He turned around but saw no one there. "Down here you American idiot." He looked down and saw that the Chicken was talking to him. "Listen sorry for not talking to you before we thought you were a friend of that boy in the green dress. Look I'm next on the chopping block for IFC (Isarali Fried chicken) I know of a great treasure that you can have if you get me out of here." "What sort of treasure?" asked the Paladin. "There was once a great gem that could give ultimate power to whoever held it. It was first used by the Ninja Monkeys to hold off a Panda Invaison in Japan. It was then lost and resurfaced in Great Britian where it was found in a barrel of Tea from the West Indies. The Dock owner claimed the treasure and gave it to his nephew Sir Walter Raleigh. He then took the gem to America. As time passed it fell into the hands of Babe Ruth,Elvis,Kurt Cobain,and Russel Crowe. Eventually it ended up in the hands of Rosie O'Donnel. She thought it was a cookie and ate it. 10 Days later it was found in the stomach of a sewer Croc that was sent back to it's home and then Killed by natives. The natives lost the gem and now it is in the hands of Al'Qeada. Since I am a chicken I planned on sneaking in and takeing the gem for myself but now My time is up. I will tell you where the gem is if you promise to take me-" The chicken was cut short by a cleaver that cut through his neck. His head landed on the ground and he looked up at his body which was running around crazily. His last words were "Son of a-".

 

[Daye.04]

Left behind by the heroes, the zombie-electrician stood examening his socket wrench. "What the hell is this?" he thought to himself. Being an avid gamer, he believed he was in possesion of a thing quite similar to the crowbar.

Ready with his new awsome weapon, the zombie-electrician went after the heroes for revenge. But unfortainly the heroes had been clever. They had obviously encountered contradicting GMs before, so they were clever enough to pile a bunch of boxes in front of the door. "Hah! Little did they know that I would be in possesion of this .. wre- ... Plug wrench? Fuse wrench? Uh .." the zombie-electrician poundered on what its name was - surely he couldn't break through the boxes without crying the name of his weapon!

"I know! Socket wrench!" the zombie-electrician raised his weapon, and ran towards the boxes "No box is a match for my socket wrench!" the zombie-electrician cryed as he smashed it into the boxes. Suprised the zombie-electrician saw the boxes still standing tall. "Whu- Ah never mind. I'll just use my electrical power!" conveniently enough, the zombie-electrician had carried with him some wires. push-buttons ... Relays. He was profound to see what he actually had in his pocket. An electrical motor. Nonetheless. This was what he needed to get past those boxes. And the electrican started his work

 

[Ramthundar]

"Have we found him yet?"
"Do you see him anywhere? No? Then we haven't found him."
"But where is he? We've been looking for HOURS." Splazor Cat continued to whine.
"I Don't Know! That's why were looking!" Ram said, growing impatient with each word.
"Is there tuna around?"
"IS THERE...does it Look like we're in a grocery store?!"
"...have we found him yet?"
Ram, nostrils flaring in rage, smashed through a stack of random boxes to vent a bit.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Meanwhile in Nexus, Maddawg was sitting in his office finishing some paperwork when Gordon ran through the door. "Gordon whats the matter?" Gordon replied back in sign language " There have been intruders. I chased them off and even managed to kill one of them". "Okay when did all this happen?"
"Couple hours ago." Replied Gordon.
"Couple hours ago! What took you so long?"
"Well. Someone locked the door in the science bay and for some reason it has bulletproof glass. So I had to crawl through the ventalation and I came out on the other side of the complex.Then Alyx called me and she began to go on and on and on about some boring Black Mesa stuff. So I hoppped into a car while she was talking and ended up driving to the other side of the city. I went in and saw that it was a missle silo and that one of the silo doors were open so I closed it thinking someone would get hurt and then I crawled through two miles of raw sewage to get here and I came in trough a vent right outside of your office."
"Wait you are aware that there is an elevator that leads to this floor and that the door to the stairs is only opened when there is a fire or the elevator is out right? Also weren"t we going to test a missle today." With that Maddawg looks out his window and sees a huge explosion from the missle silos.On his intercom his secratary said "Ummm Sir" "Yes Becky I saw it." He turned off the intercom and looked at Gordon "To be honest I didn't think the Boomers would be able to make an exploding warhead.Oh and I'm docking your pay for that Silo."

 

[Daye.04]

Crash! The boxes flew everywhere, leaving a rather suprised zombie-electrician. "No." he said silently. "I'm not ready to go down just yet.". The zombie-electrician turned, and connected a couple of wires. "Wait. Isn't this were we .. Like .. Came from? Didn't we stack these boxes ourselves?" but before Ram could answer, the zombie-electrician pressed a green button. All of a sudden a huge fan just started whirling. And it blew the heroes backwards.

After a couple of minutes of flying backwards, the wind errupted. The heroes decided to go look for Uncle Sam once again.

As they were walkiing, they could suddenly see a decaptivated chicken "Cat ..." Ram started "I swear! It wasn't me!" they could suddenly hear heavy breathing, and swift movement. THey ran forward to see Uncle Sam run after some figur that dissapeared behind a corner. "Sam!" Ram shouted before he started running after him as well. "Hum .. Sam ... Ram ... Awsome! I did not notice that before" Splazor Cat said before catching up with Ram

 

[Ramthundar]

"Yes, that's very nice. Now please hush up." Ram tried to catch up to Sam, but the American was to quick, odd considering the armor he wore. Ram looked behind him to see what could cause such speed, and quickly saw the problem: What looked like the whole Isreal army was running behind them, looking none-to-pleased.
"Jeez, barely a day goes by when we're not being chased to death by something or nother."

 

[Daye.04]

Then Ram jumped up on a rock, facing the army. "We shall defeat thee!" he cried heroically. A group of children came to root for him, but were quickly caught up by the army who turned them into soldiers.

"Allright." Ram said "Plan B". Splazor Cat looked at him with a confused face "What .. What does that plan say?" Ram thought about it for a second. "I don't know ... Run, I guess". And so they did

When the army saw that the heroes started running away from them, they were angered even more. "Putang ina mo!" The army shouted after them. "Wait .. Since when did the Israeli army speak Phillipino?" Ram asked Splazor as they were running away. "Not sure .. It's probably just that the author of this post isn't well enough travelled to know any Israeli words." Splazor replied.

All of a sudden, they could see Uncle Sam inside a window. He was trapped inside. And the realys holding the magnetic lock for the door were in another room. "Wait!" Splazor started. "What is that on the roof? Is it a cat? A bird? A plane?" "No." Ram responded "It's the Zombie-Electrician getting away!". Splazor looked back down. "No time to deal with him now. We have the Israeli army on our tail and Sam locked inside this ..." He looked above the window to find the sign "Electrical Store!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

As the Zombie Electrican ran for his life he thought to himself "Wait am I a zombie from Left 4 dead or a zombie from Deadrising?" After he finished his thought his legs broke off and he fell off the roof. He hit the ground pretty hard and thought to himself "Deadrising."

 

[Ramthundar]

"How are we supposed to get him out? The doors locked!" Splazor Cat shouted, eyeing the on-coming army.
"Well, perhaps if we find a way to those realys" mused Ram, eyeing the wires, "We can climb those boxes there, make our way through the ventalation system, enter the room, take out any opposition, then we try to short-cuircit the realys with some rubber bands, coke, a mallet, and.."
Suddenly, a large flash of light made Ram turn around. The Electrical Store now seemed to be missing a large chunk of itself, the walls still standing slightly smoking.
"Or you can blast the walls with your splazor. Either or."

 

[Captain Pancake]

As they stepped into the store, they looked around tentatively. by this point, they knew well enough to stay on guard. suddenly, from behind the counter, Sam burst up, screaming,
"You dumb sh*ts! you really think blasting me with a laser would help?" as Sam turned to inspect the damage done, the others stared in horror at the abyss, as standing before them, was an elaborate and archaic Symbol, similar to an "O".
"wait..." said the ram, "I recognize that symbol."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"What this? It's just a Cherrio." Sam picked up the cheerio and gave it to Ram. "Now then I hope you are able to pay for the door you just broke becuase if you don't I will be very very angry." "Oh yeah" said Splazorcat"What are you gonna do about it?"As the feline finished his sentence the stereos and Tvs in the store began morphing into Robots."The beauty of living in the middle east is fast delivry from Japan" said Sam "I would like you to meet my own little transformers army.They are the most advance killing machines on the face of the earth and they will destroy you." One of the Transformers, who was hidden as a flat screen Tv stepped up. "Sony attack the intru-" "Wait! before you kill us just one question.Did you ever sell one of these robots to a customer?" "Well there was this one guy who came in for a Xbox 360.

(Flashback to an apartment)

"Oh boy I can't wait to play Street Fighter 4." The young boy placing the disk into his Xbox. The Xbox spits out the disc, transforms and yells "YOU DARE PLAY THAT CRAP ON ME!! I WILL DESTROY YOU PUNY LITTLE-" Then in the middle of his chest 3 flashing red lights appeared. "Oh hang on a sec." The Xbox took out a cellphone "Hello Microsoft. Yeah it happened again."

 

[Daye.04]

"But hold on a god damn second, would you?" Ram said "Why do you all of a sudden attack us? I mean correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you on our side?" Sam suddenly calmed down. Looking about him, as if he had just appeared. "Uh .. What happened?" Ram were suprised by this sudden change of mood "What you mean? You just told all these electronics to kill us" Ram answered "Yeah! And I was about to blast yo ass!" Splazor said while chombing down on the Cheerios they had recently found. "Splazor ... This is no time for snacks" Ram told the cat "But I was hungry. We should have entered a grocery store. You think there's any tuna around?" Splazor asked.

"Wait!" Sam said "Now I remember what happened. I saw a cheerios. And I grabbed it. And then it started speaking words .. I'm not sure what those were though." Sam finished "Something like 'your friends are not what you think they are, and you must destroy them right away'?" Splazor inquired. "Yes. Yes, that's what that voi- Oh shit! Run, ram!" they were just lucky enough to avoid splazor cat's lazer. And they knew they had to abandon their lost friend, for he had eaten the Cheerios of Foemanship.

As Splazor Cat saw is former friends run in terror, he thought to himself "heh .. 'run, ram' ... Funny"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Meanwhile!

In an apartment in New York City a man works dilligently on a painting. He has painted for hours and hours ingoring the needs to eat,sleep,and use the bathroom. He had finnaly finished and studyed the photo. He holds up the photo and asks himself "what could this mean?"

He knows that it is the key to figuring out what needs to be done. [http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7503/paintingoblivionzw2.jpg]


Back in Isarel
The Isarelian army had cornered Splazor cat (Who should really start posting again.) and placed a diamond muzzel on him to stop his lazors. "*What do we do with it*" said a solider to his superior. "*This is a very rare very powerful cat. We will give it to the president adtr it is neutered of course*" A muffeld "WHAT!!" Came from Lazor cat after reading the subtitles to understand them.

*= Translated from Isrealan language.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Hey, you can't neuter are friend! Even if he hasn't done much posting!" Ram cried, but was held down by the Israelian soldiers.
"*What do we do with the Man and Ram, sir?*" inquired one of the soldiers.
"*Hehe, Man, Ram...What? Oh, well, the man can of course be recruited. As for the Ram, take him to our farm..."
"WHAT? I will not be subjugated to be a lowly farm animal!"
"*He looks like a good stud to breed with our flock of goats.*"
"I mean, I will not be subjugated until I have seen this farm of yours. Could be a very nice farm, for all I know." Ram said, and began to follow the Israelian farmer.

Spoiler: About Our MIA players..

Ragnorak and Lazor Cat. Seems like the only people left are me, Maddawg, and Daye. And seeing as though that's two villains and one hero, this needs to change. So, we can either
A)Message our MIA, also adding Shapster to our list, or
B)Assume they have died a horrible death and move on by finding new players.
What's your guyses vote?

 

[RagnorakTres]

Sorrysorrysorry!!!! Forgot all about you guys in the recent rush of doom I've been dealing with. If you want details, ask Ram to forward the PM I replied to him with.
Sam went all Chuck on the Israelis asses: he flipped over their heads and beat them senseless in a flurry of movement. He freed Splazor after he had completely demolished the detachment and looked at Ram. "Well, what do we do now? I sense plot in another place, but nowhere near here."

 

[Daye.04]

In the New York apartment:
"It means, my friend that you're a lousy painter" a guy with indian ancestors walked up to the painter. The painter ran for the toilet, while grabbing a sandvich. From the toilet he spoke "But surely there must be some kind of deeper meaning to it! I didn't bypass all my needs to realize I was a lousy painter." the guy with indian ancestors walked closer to the bathroom. "Yes. Yes, there is a deeper meaning to it, but stop calling me 'Shirley' "

Back with our heroes:
"Oh no, you won't! SHOO DA WHO *Cough!* *Cough!*" the splazor cat coughed up a pile of hair. Among the hair the Cheerios was. "Whe- where am I?" Sam turned and smile. You're among friends now. Among friends that's going to get the hell away from here"