The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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(Samurai) Huey casually strode along the side of the road until a group of strangers brushed right past him. There wasn't much time for him to ask a question to the strange group right before the unasked question had been answered by the sight of a house running up to him.
"What the...?!" Was all poor (Samurai) Huey could get out before the house gobbled him up.
"Okay, this is weird...."
(Samurai) Huey casually strode along the side of the road until a group of strangers brushed right past him. There wasn't much time for him to ask a question to the strange group right before the unasked question had been answered by the sight of a house running up to him.
"What the...?!" Was all poor (Samurai) Huey could get out before the house gobbled him up.
"Okay, this is weird...."
The Slightly Larger Talking Bush was eaten by the house.
"Hey!! This is not my fault, maybe he tried to eat you because your so damn creepy!" The Slightly Larger Talking Bush looked at Samurai, "Great, now we've got some punk who thinks he's a ninja!"
"Hey!! This is not my fault, maybe he tried to eat you because your so damn creepy!" The Slightly Larger Talking Bush looked at Samurai, "Great, now we've got some punk who thinks he's a ninja!"
Maddawg was couped up in his office all afternoon and decided it was time to find a vaction spot. Of course since Maddawg is evil he decided that only the biggest and baddest house would do. So he and his Lawyer (Who is a boomer) Went to find this house.
"Boom" said the boomer Lawyer. "Why are we here in Isarel? Can you think of anywhere else where theres more violence?" "Boom,Boom,Boom." "Look I already told you the civil war on mars is over,Pluto is to cold so my oil bills will go through the roof,and I'm not living in uranus." They strolled along until they came to the living house. "Boom" "I don't know seems to...Nice for me". Without warning the house came alive and ate the lawyer boomer whole. "Did you just eat my lawyer?Maybe you aren't so bad after all" The house growled at Maddawg. "Hey don't you growl at me" The house contunied to growl and tried to eat Maddawg. Maddawg saw this coming and qucikly dived out of the way. Spotting a chest high wall he quickly dove for it. "HAHAHA while I am behind this wall you can not touch me I am invincible." The wall then vanished below the ground and reappeared in front of the house. "Oh it was part of the house" The house used the pipes that make up it's irragation system and hit maddawg with it."Okay that's it." Said Maddawg while whipping out a phone and pushing speed dial."Hey Gordon. Ya listen I'm gonna need a lightmass bomb. Ya.Ya. Alright i'll stay on the line." Suddenly a giant missle appeared nukeing the house and it's occupants. Parts of the house and it's occupants went flying throught the air. "HOLY SHIT! That was a bigass explosion." Maddawg began walking back to nexus sitll talking to Gordon. "Hey Gordon you know what I don't understand. How can I be having a conversation with you when you're mute?"
"Boom" said the boomer Lawyer. "Why are we here in Isarel? Can you think of anywhere else where theres more violence?" "Boom,Boom,Boom." "Look I already told you the civil war on mars is over,Pluto is to cold so my oil bills will go through the roof,and I'm not living in uranus." They strolled along until they came to the living house. "Boom" "I don't know seems to...Nice for me". Without warning the house came alive and ate the lawyer boomer whole. "Did you just eat my lawyer?Maybe you aren't so bad after all" The house growled at Maddawg. "Hey don't you growl at me" The house contunied to growl and tried to eat Maddawg. Maddawg saw this coming and qucikly dived out of the way. Spotting a chest high wall he quickly dove for it. "HAHAHA while I am behind this wall you can not touch me I am invincible." The wall then vanished below the ground and reappeared in front of the house. "Oh it was part of the house" The house used the pipes that make up it's irragation system and hit maddawg with it."Okay that's it." Said Maddawg while whipping out a phone and pushing speed dial."Hey Gordon. Ya listen I'm gonna need a lightmass bomb. Ya.Ya. Alright i'll stay on the line." Suddenly a giant missle appeared nukeing the house and it's occupants. Parts of the house and it's occupants went flying throught the air. "HOLY SHIT! That was a bigass explosion." Maddawg began walking back to nexus sitll talking to Gordon. "Hey Gordon you know what I don't understand. How can I be having a conversation with you when you're mute?"
"How do i get myself into these situations...?" (Samurai) Huey asked himself.
Oh well, at least it's better than putting up with Riley or Granddad's nonsense
Oh well, at least it's better than putting up with Riley or Granddad's nonsense
"JAPAN?!! How the hell did we end up here?!" asked The Slightly Larger Angry Talking "Well, at least you guys will fit in, if there is one thing Japan has, its creepy little girls and Ninjas. This place is so industrialized, I'll stuck out like a sore thumb!"
Buuuuut, this strange group find themselves crashing through a large house. When they come to, they wake up to the site of a school girl. One with long blonde hair with small red bows, crimson eyes and a high hair line. The girl studies the group curiously, then makes a series of hand signs.
"What the hell's she doing?" ask the Slightly Larger Angry Talking Bush
"It's called Sign-language" Answers (Samurai) Huey. "I think she's a mute"
"What the hell's she doing?" ask the Slightly Larger Angry Talking Bush
"It's called Sign-language" Answers (Samurai) Huey. "I think she's a mute"
The girl looks at them quizzically and makes more sign language, then suddenly they can understand what she's saying... or signing.
-But we live here...- She retorts
-But we live here...- She retorts
"HATSUMI!" another feminie voice yells.
Before they could react, (Samurai)Huey knocks the other two aside, draws his sword and blocks an incoming attack from another school girl bearing a tachi(long sword katana). The girl, whose raven hair holds a bluish tint that matches her eyes furiously yells "I won't let you hurt Hatsumi!" and viciously attacks (Samurai)Huey who can only defend her sword
Before they could react, (Samurai)Huey knocks the other two aside, draws his sword and blocks an incoming attack from another school girl bearing a tachi(long sword katana). The girl, whose raven hair holds a bluish tint that matches her eyes furiously yells "I won't let you hurt Hatsumi!" and viciously attacks (Samurai)Huey who can only defend her sword
The Slightly Larger Confused Talking Bush watch the ensuing battle, "What the hell is going on here? Your swords are as big as your bodies!"
The sword fight was epic, but the girl yelled something in Japanese and transformed into a dragon.
"Oh shit!!"
The sword fight was epic, but the girl yelled something in Japanese and transformed into a dragon.
"Oh shit!!"
The blonde girl looks to the girl with the sword in shock.
-I didn't know she does that...- She signs.
"Damn..." (Samurai)Huey mutter just as he dodged a tide of flames
-I didn't know she does that...- She signs.
"Damn..." (Samurai)Huey mutter just as he dodged a tide of flames
"What in the Samuel Jackson hell is going on here?" cried Ram, picking himself up from the debrie. "One minute I was talking to this guy, next thing I know the damn house ate me! And I thought we we're in a hotel." He looked around. "Where the hell is the hotel?!"
He looked around some more. "And why is a little afro-samurai fighting a dragon?"
He looked around some more. "And why is a little afro-samurai fighting a dragon?"
"I swear to god that if I live through this I will never go drinking again!" Samii the cow cried looking around hysterically. "And how the hell did we get to Japan so quickly?" Samii asked.