Maddawg was couped up in his office all afternoon and decided it was time to find a vaction spot. Of course since Maddawg is evil he decided that only the biggest and baddest house would do. So he and his Lawyer (Who is a boomer) Went to find this house.
"Boom" said the boomer Lawyer. "Why are we here in Isarel? Can you think of anywhere else where theres more violence?" "Boom,Boom,Boom." "Look I already told you the civil war on mars is over,Pluto is to cold so my oil bills will go through the roof,and I'm not living in uranus." They strolled along until they came to the living house. "Boom" "I don't know seems to...Nice for me". Without warning the house came alive and ate the lawyer boomer whole. "Did you just eat my lawyer?Maybe you aren't so bad after all" The house growled at Maddawg. "Hey don't you growl at me" The house contunied to growl and tried to eat Maddawg. Maddawg saw this coming and qucikly dived out of the way. Spotting a chest high wall he quickly dove for it. "HAHAHA while I am behind this wall you can not touch me I am invincible." The wall then vanished below the ground and reappeared in front of the house. "Oh it was part of the house" The house used the pipes that make up it's irragation system and hit maddawg with it."Okay that's it." Said Maddawg while whipping out a phone and pushing speed dial."Hey Gordon. Ya listen I'm gonna need a lightmass bomb. Ya.Ya. Alright i'll stay on the line." Suddenly a giant missle appeared nukeing the house and it's occupants. Parts of the house and it's occupants went flying throught the air. "HOLY SHIT! That was a bigass explosion." Maddawg began walking back to nexus sitll talking to Gordon. "Hey Gordon you know what I don't understand. How can I be having a conversation with you when you're mute?"