The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Daye.04]

Meanwhile on Mars

"[color=3F0548]Trevor! Can we go home now? There's no heroes to smack here![/color]"
"No! We shall not go home! Me, you and my Mech friends are living happy on mars!"
*[color=FF0000]smack[/color]*

Meanwhile in Israel

"haha!" a young boy looked at the Electrician "You're done?"
"Yes, my apprentice. I've made my electrical legs, and I'm ready to take my revenge on those so-called 'heroes' for making me lose my legs. I didn't do anything wrong, then the hero's enemy made my legs fall off." with a dark stare at the roof "I'll get you!"

The apprentice looked at the roof "What, the painter?". The Electrician looked at his electrician apprentice and said "There's a reason you're still an apprentice, kid"

Meanwhile with wherever the heroes are - Splazor Cat wakes up "Wait! I sense mutliple plots coming our way!" The Ram woke up and looked at a red box on top of a pole. "Don't worry, mate. They'll going to have to take a ticket - whoever comes first will feel our wrath first. This is going to be an intense week, so get your beauty rest guys." Samii the Cow looked at Ram "You sure need it, honey" she said with a wink

 

[Ramthundar]

"You know it, sweetie," Ram said, giving a wink back. He was about to settle back in when he saw a rustling in the grass. He was about to pass it off as the wind, when he noticed...THERE WAS NO BREEZE!
Ram kept his head low and eyes only partly shut. He watched as the grass rustled slowly, staying only in one spot. After a few minutes, it began to move toward the sleeping body of Sho. Ram watched it until it was nearly a foot away.
"THOR CLAP!" Ram shouted, using his horns to send a massive electrical wave toward the rustling grass. When it impacted, yellow and blue lightning traced the outline of a person in convulsive shock.
"What the Factor is going on!?" Sho sprang to his feet, gawking at the lighty-crispy man.
Ram stomped his way toward him and kicked away the blade that was still gripped to the man's hand.
"I told you to get a damn ticket!" Ram shouted at the unconscious man.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Meanwhile

(Samurai)Huey let out a yell as he narrowly avoided one the Blind N(bleep)a Samurai's blows and stepped forward to stab him when the old man suddenly disappeared.

"Wha-?!"

"Gotcha *****!" The Blind N(bleep)a struck the boy behind his head and knocked him down. "C'mon ***** getcha balls up! Where's ya balls!"

"Ugh..." (Samurai) Huey gasped. "I'm not the same person you chopped up a year ago..."

He stood up, sheathed his sword and took a stance.

"Come on..."

The Blind N(bleep)a Samurai charged forward, his already fucked up mind clouded by arrogance. (Samurai)Huey seemed to move just an inch an a funnel of air surrounded the old man and before he could react, blades of air slashed him apart.

"Finished..." (Samurai)Huey whispered and departed.

Spoiler: Just a note

Sorry if that was more serious then what we've been doing, but... Well, I'm not in the right mind to do something silly. Also, despite the fact we can swear on this sight, I'm not sure if using the "N" word's okay so I censored it.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"What the hell did I miss" said Huey who was coming back returning from his trip. "Nothing this guy thought it would be smart to sneak up on us. Should have a taken a number moron." "Well have you figured out who it is."said Huey. "He is proably a care bear."Said Lazor cat. "No it is a mini Rancor sent by Mecha Napolen." Said Sho. "Well there is no stuffing and the body looks human so it can't be a Rancor. Yep it is just as I feared. It's a memeber of the sandpeople tribe. They scare easily but they will be back in greater numbers." said Heuy.

"Gee thanks for the Advice Ben. But this one is going nowhere anytime soon." Said Ram. " They hunt in packs. I should no I was a Jedi before I was a samurai." The sand people cry was heard in a distance and it was getting louder. "Alright we don't know where there coming from so everyone back to back.

Spoiler: THANK YOU DAYE

You are revieing Masterkitty and I thank you for revieing one of my faviorite characters.

 

[ajb924]

"Such a hassle... Looks like im gonna fight this time..." Sho said with a sick grin on his face. "Noise number 4: Sound Bullets!" Sho moved his fingers so it looked like a gun and when the first sand person jumped out he hit it between the eyes with a concentrated bullet of sound, his head exploded. Sand people have thin skulls. This angered the sand people and more began to pop up.
"Damnit! Looks like the tickets were useless after all... Well lets take care of these guys first then!" Ram yelled

 

[Daye.04]

As the heroes were fighting the sand people something strange were happening not far away.

A rocket were seen flying through the skies "[color=3F0548]Hey ... Guys ... Why did we bring Trevor with us?[/color]" one of the Dayes on board the rocket asked "[color=3F0548]Shut up, shup up, shut up! WE're about to crash! Hoooold on![/color]"

[color=328927]Booom![/color]
A rocket fell to the ground. The Dayes were just lucky enough to escape the rocket, but the unconscoious Trevor were not.
When the dust cloud had settled, a person were seen flying through disguise. And out came Master Kitty.

Spoiler: OOC

I didn't know Master Kitty were your favourite character - and I didn't know that I revived him. But here you go anyway =P

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Maddawg!

If I would have known that, Master Kitty never would have left! I know I changed my avatar, but I like The Talking Bush so I wont change. I will also control Trev and MK

Master Kitty"You bitches miss me?" asked Master Kitty whilst picking up the Dayes and Trevor and walking towards the heroes.

The Talking Bush"What in da hell are these things? Sand people?! Christ, can we get a bloody break?!"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Master Kitty! my fellow Bi-atch! How are you doing, old friend/backstabbing enemy*! Give me a hug!" Ram said, knocking over the Dayes and Trevor whist he gave his embrace.
"Yo, man, back off! So not mah style." Master Kitty said.
Splazor Cat came to look Master Kitty in the eyes.
"Kitty." he snarled.
"Lazor." MK purred, though the smile was strained.
"Actually, it's Splazor Cat know. Got an upgrade." Splazor Cat said, arching his new translucent back. "You got anything special while on your vacation? A souvenir, perhaps?"

Master Kitty pushed a button on the backpack we was wearing. "Yeah, this thing Trevor made for me." The backpack unfolded, metallic wires and rods appearing and connecting together. When it had finished, Master Kitty was sitting in the middle of a massive Mech unit, including rocket-boosters, Gatling guns, and rocket launchers.
"....Fuck you, you know that? Fuck you."

An impatient cough came from beyond the group.
"Excuse me, but I believe we were in the middle of a battle" the Sand People Leader said.
"Oh, do pardon us, just catching up is all." Ram said. He then charged the Leader and rammed him so hard that the Leader's stomach shot out of his mouth. "Thank you for remembering us." were his final words.
"Let's kick some ass and various other body parts!" Ram shouted, leaving Trevor and Dayes on the ground.

Spoiler: *

Remember when you first joined us? You're new avatar is so fitting to that!

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: I cant do it

Too many people and I am re attached to MK now. Say goodbye to The Talking Bush[sup]for now[/sup]

A sand person arose from the ground, he picked up The Talking Bush and threw him away.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh[sup]hhhhhhhhh[/sup]

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"That's right everyone die!"yelled Master Kitty (yay). He let a loud meow and fired his Gatling gun and rockets mowing down a large number of sand people. He laughed uncontrollbly until his gin stopped firing. "What the?" Was all he had to say. He quickly got out to inspect the Mech and on the back he saw a large square electrical device sucking up the power from his mech. "A SPY IS SAPPIN MY MECH! Quick Trevor throw me the wren-" but it was too late and the Mech exploded throwing Master kitty back into Splazor cat while he was about to fire. "IMAFIRINMYWHA-" and the laser streamed off course nearly hitting Ram and Dayes. "TIME OUT! TIME OUT!"yelled Master Kitty. The sand people stopped in a confusing manner. "One of us is a spy and I plan to figure out who. For while i was a young one I became the Apprentice of the great Sherlock Holmes." "No you didn't. You were too busy being housetrained." Snap Splazorcat. "Hmm" Replied Master kitty whiling taking out a pipe. "I deduce that you are an idiot."

 

[ajb924]

"Well it's not me, i started the damn adventure!" Said Ram. The group looked toward Sho "So Zetta Slow! If i wanted to kill you why would i need to be a spy!? My darkness powers already work on you! Trust me if you were on my to kill list, you'd be dead!" Sho said laughing.
"Well as disturbing as that logic is, it does make sense..." muttered Ram. And bush just flew away, who could it be!?" Cried Ram
"Couldn't the device had come from a sand person?" Splazor cat asked Mk questioningly.

Spoiler: OOC

Hey quick question, is Dayes and Master Kitty on our side or what, im gettin confused here =P

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"No Sand people are Amish. They have no need for Electrical devices."

Spoiler: OOC

Don't mind me just adding in a piece of conversation while I anwser a question.

They are on our side although orignally Master Kitty Aka Shapsters was introduced as a member of Locust Inc. (They are still hiring.)

Maddawg was sitting in his office when he stared up with a puzzeling look. He looked at the camera and said. "Hey I know what your thinking and no it was not me. I'm like Timmy the Evil. I come up with story advancing plots but have absolute nothing else to do with the heroes."

 

[Shapsters]

"I have two options, I could take you all individually into a dark room and interrogate you until you cry for you mommas! Or... I could blow all your heads off until one of your dead bodies turns into a spy. Trail and error." Master Kitty looked at the group, "So... what'll it be?"

Spoiler: Master Kitty is way to...

Secretive and sexy to decide. He's a flip flopper. Keeps everyone on their toes.

 

[ajb924]

"Hmmm, while the blowing our heads off sounds like more fun... If one of us isn't the spy we die for no reason.... I vote interrogation to advance the plot!" Sho said

Spoiler: OOC

Ok, last question... Maddawg when you say ours you mean the villians or what, yes i know im not very bright!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Hmmm, while the blowing our heads off sounds like more fun... If one of us isn't the spy we die for no reason.... I vote interrogation to advance the plot!" Sho said

Spoiler: OOC

Ok, last question... Maddawg when you say ours you mean the villians or what, yes i know im not very bright!

Spoiler: Yours

He is on your side. But he still needs to collect his Locust retirement watch and gift basket.

 

[Shapsters]

"Hmmm, while the blowing our heads off sounds like more fun... If one of us isn't the spy we die for no reason.... I vote interrogation to advance the plot!" Sho said

Spoiler: OOC

Ok, last question... Maddawg when you say ours you mean the villians or what, yes i know im not very bright!

Spoiler: Yours

He is on your side. But he still needs to collect his Locust retirement watch and gift basket.

[Or is he? Muh.. muhahahahahaha!!!!]

 

[world_of_dragons]

When (Samurai)Huey arrived at the home of the two sisters he found them... busy. He would have left but his passage was cut off by the Shinto god Bishamon (I'll say) who had come to turn the girls into blood relative so their relationship would be considered disgusting.

There wasn't much exchange of words. Just the sentiment that (Samurai)Huey and Bishamon would duel in the forest of spirits... For some reason. The duel [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvGH3nM08iI]they had in the forest would be spoken of in the spirit world for thousands of years. But as (Samurai)Huey gazed upon the corpse of the formerly live god, he wondered if going about that task had a point after all.

He decided he'd leave at that and be on his way. Unfortunately things hadn't calmed down for his group. Upon his return (Samurai)Huey found a cat in a giant robot, some Dayes, a litter of sand people corpses and... Himself?

"What the fuck?!"Spouted (Samurai)Huey

The other (Samurai)Huey suddenly lunged at him, the both of them grappling with one another on the ground

 

[Daye.04]

"Wait!" Master Kitty said while watching the two grabble on the ground. He looked at Ram "This makes perfect sense" Ram turned to look at Master Kitty with a confused look. "You sure don't - care to elaborate?" Samii the cow laughed at Ram "He does, Ram honey. You're just not clever enough to see it."

Master Kitty went over to the duplicate and peed on him "Eeew! Hey, what gives?" (Samurai) Huey said while turning towards Master Kitty "Wops" Master Kitty said while redirecting his Golden Shower. "No!" a Blue Spy came into sight, replacing the duplicate. "Aha!" Sho gasped. "Spy from TF2! I knew the GM would take advantage of his apppereance-changing." (Samurai)Huey looked at the ground "Great .. We're going to get sued. Or at least some fanboy will enter again" Splazor Cat looked at the group "Huey, sue .. Awsome!" he said with not too much entusiasm. "Get it togheter, Splazor - you're losing it." Splazor looked at the ground. "I know .. I'm sorry I'm a dissapointment to y'all"

"Allright!" Ram started. "I have a feeling we're going to get sued. So we must finish this Spy off fast. I'm guessing we have two days left" One of the Dayes gave Ram his attention "[color=3F0548]Uuuh .. No .. We're actually three[/color]" the Daye said while stepping aside, making the third Daye more visiable. "What? No, I meant 'day' as in 'one day, two days'" The Daye kept looking at him. "[color=3F0548]Yeah? I mean, we're more. It's just that we haven't located the others yet. But as I said, we're more than two - we're three Dayes[/color]" Ram started to boil slightly "no, I meant-" he was cut off by Samii " now now, honey. I think we should focus on the Spy. With all this arguing, he's probably long gone" Samii looked around. "See?"

"Right behind you" the Spy said while grabbing a cigarette. Samii the cow turned "You're not very clever, are you?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spy just laughed at the Cow. "Clever? I am only the most feared and loated man on my team. People do not know whether I'm a friend or foe and while they contpomplate the situation I will have taken what I need and they will be surpirsed to find a knife in there back. While it has been fun I am afriad I must bid you goodbye." And with that the Spy quickly dissapeared. The group then stared at eachother with a confused look on there faces. "At least he was polite." Said one of the Dayes. Shortly after he said it Daye #3 Fell down revealing a Knife in his back. "Wow he works fast."

 

[Shapsters]

"Too bad that French bastard doesn't realize I have heat vision goggles!" Master Kitty mumbled as he activated them, looking around, he saw the spy sneaking up behind Samii, "Behind you cow!" he roared shooting at the Spy.

"Haha! Missed me!"