The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

"Okay so....how about we sell this guy to Area 51."

"But what about my Rammy-poo!" said Samii (Who for some reason appeared when I wasen't paying attention. Seriously Emmy Ram was going over to Samii's house to help her with her posts. You didn't need to introduce her yourself.)

"I don't care for some stupid farm animal." said Maddawg picking up the Unconcious Arbiter, who had fainted due to extreme awsomeness of the fight.

"We can't just leave him to die?" Said Rag.

"Well you guys can go to Burbank California but me and Link and this little cutie are going to New Mexico." Said Maddawg while he pinched the Arbiter's cheek

"Your not going anywhere!" Said Orgazmo launching his penis attack at Maddawg.

Maddawg quickly ducked below the attack and got close to him with his Chainsaw.

"Paging Doctor Maddawg! Time for you to preform a Vasectomy!" As he did his Rated mature chainsaw thing.

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Orgazmo was on the floor crying. His hands were between his legs blood dripping down it.

"Enjoy being Sterile." Said Maddawg as he and Link jumped onto a Reaver with the Arbiter.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Elsewhere...

Phil and GOD suddenly appear on top of a summit, Phil stumbles back, amazed at the view of the various universes.

"This is the Summit of the Cosmos. It's where the various universe overlords come to see if there is any universe god that need assistance with the universe they rule."

"Damn" Phil says, before quickly covering his mouth. GOD gives him a stink eye.

"You don't mind if swear a bit, right?" Phil says

"Ah, what hell. i don't see why not. After all, i did create the words, voices, and languages of the various universes. I guess a few muttered obscenities wouldn't hurt"

"Cool. But why did you bring me here?" Phil asked, sitting on the edge of the summit.

"You remember when The Auditor restarted his universe right? Once it got back on track, its heroes fell straight into trouble. I'm gonna need you to help them out them out for a bit. You're okay with that right?"

"Are you kidding?! It'll be awesome to meet up with the heroes and villains of the AA universe once again!" Phil exclaimed but then frowns, and looks down at his hands.

"But my powers, they disappeared once i came out the coma..."

"Yeah, i'll take care of that"

GOD touches Phil's forehead. And in a flash of light, all of Phil's powers are restored. But instead of his arms being a dark black, they were now a bright white, and his right hand now glows a bright blue than orange.

"But what about my infinity staff?" Phil asks.

"Do you see the gold bracelet on your arm?"

"Yeah, i meant to ask about it earlier."

"It is your Halcyon and Light Object, or H.a.L.O for short. i use it as a tracking device for angels that are in other universes. It will also serve as your Infinity Staff. Also, you might want to try out your wings before you use them in a real world situation."

"I get wings?!"

"Well of course! you are an angel right? Go ahead, try them out!"

Suddenly pure energy spouts out of Phil's back, lashing about like tentacles, before shaping into wings. Then Phil takes off, soaring through the air, majestic and graceful. Phil touches down before GOD

"I'm counting on you to take care of the heroes and their quest. Just don't die okay?"

"Of course. I'm pretty sure you saw how epic i was before their universe was restarted, right? Whatever challenges me and the AA heroes face, i'm sure we'll come out on top" Phil says proudly.

"Very well then. i wish you the best of luck in your assistance to the heroes."

GOD snaps his fingers and Phil disappears.

Phil appears in the AA universe, in their version of LA.

"Okay, Multi told me that the story would continue in LA at some youth center or something" Phil said, turning around to face the building he was standing in front of. It has "This is the story, dumbass" in front of the building in bright Gold letters.

"Well this must be it" He says, busting down the door as epically as psychically possible.

Spoiler: Hey Everyone!

Phil's Back! *live studio audience applauds his return*

 

[Ramthundar]

"And...I don't know. I've always felt like I needed to fight for my life. To prove myself...to prove my dad that I ain't a pussy, yah know?" the 12 year old kid with the AK said, wiping the tears and snot off his face with his baggy sleeve.
"Marcus, you need to learn that you don't need your father's approval. You make your own life. Of every second you life, you make the choice of who you are, not anyone else." Ram said with an encouriging tone, bound in his chair still.

*Sniff*"You're...you're right! I don't need no one else!"
"That's the spirit! But you need to remember your still a child...a child that wants a hug?"
The boy nodded, and went to give the furry animal a hug. As soon as he leaned in, Ram threw his horns at the kids head, instantly knocking him to the ground.

"Nother thing you-*MUNCH*-neef to wearn," Ram continued saying, his mouth full as he bite through his ropes, "is dat you need to fink a little-*PETUY!*-before you make them decisions." Ram stood up from his chair, stretching to loosen his muscles a bit.
"But what I said was not false. You life is yours too life, and the choices you make will effect it in every way imagniable. So make sure that you choose to life the life that you alwa-OH SHIT I KILLED YOU!"
Ram stared, horrified at the pool of blood around the young boy's head.

"...Um...uh..."
Suddenly, a small golden raven landed on one of his horns.
[sub]Dude, no worries. He was actually just a very ill-tempered, 36 year old midget. And murderer[/sub]
"So...I'm good?"
[sub]Yeah, we'll just chalk it up as you stopping evil. No worries.[/sub]
"Oh, sweet! Still kind of sad, I think I may have actually got to him..."
[sub]Nah, he was going to shank you.[/sub]
"Oh...um, okay then. Say hi to Oden for me."

Ram went towards the nearest exit, hoping to find his friends or at least a way out.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddnely, the golden raven pulled out a baseball bat and beat Ram unconscious for misinterpreting Emmy's post silly, and chained Ram up again. The Golden Raven then shifted back into Micheal.

"I told you Ram. I'm one of Lokki's sons. Reality is as moldable as butter to me." Said Micheal, before hitting ram one more time on the head for good measure.

Spoiler: Ram

Ummm.... did you feel any doubts about whether what you posted fitted with what other posted earlier? If so you may need to look over them again more carefully in the future, MKay, because A) Micheal was not wielding an AK, B)The Other heroes, while seeking to find help in defeating Micheal, have found themselves at the end of several hundred gun barrels in a warehouse somewhere not where Micheal's keeping you, and C) A third thing, and D) Their chains, as in metal, not hemp like the stuff me Adam, Grimm, and Phil smoke.

Spoiler: I don't smoke Emmy

Why in the world would you think that I smoke. I ain't retarded like you. And I don't care if Phil smokes as he is AWSOME!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddnely, the golden raven pulled out a baseball bat and beat Ram unconscious for misinterpreting Emmy's post silly, and chained Ram up again. The Golden Raven then shifted back into Micheal.

"I told you Ram. I'm one of Lokki's sons. Reality is as moldable as butter to me." Said Micheal, before hitting ram one more time on the head for good measure.

Spoiler: Ram

Ummm.... did you feel any doubts about whether what you posted fitted with what other posted earlier? If so you may need to look over them again more carefully in the future, MKay, because A) Micheal was not wielding an AK, B)The Other heroes, while seeking to find help in defeating Micheal, have found themselves at the end of several hundred gun barrels in a warehouse somewhere not where Micheal's keeping you, and C) A third thing, and D) Their chains, as in metal, not hemp like the stuff me Adam, Grimm, and Phil smoke.

Spoiler: I don't smoke Emmy

Why in the world would you think that I smoke. I am definatly retarded like Cliffy B. And I don't care if Phil smokes as he is AWESOME! But not as awesome as you Emmy, what with your superior humor, story telling, and mostly non-copyrighted characters! I love you Emmy!!! I wanna have gay sex with you so bad!!!

Spoiler: Adam

Fixed your spoiler for you you gay homo

Spoiler: Your on probation you idiot!

They see all your posts! You don't think the mods will see this and suspend you! In which case maybe then the story can stop being so confusing!

 

[Ramthundar]

"Hahaha! You stupid fucker, you can never escape from me! And you will forever suffer, for I am Micheal, SON OF LORD LOKI, MASTER OF MIS-" Micheal began, before fading out to be replaced by a giant floating Suspended[/red].
"...well, okay then." Ram said, biting through the metal chains with ease. "Always drink you milk, kids!" Ram said with a smile.
[sub]"...yeah, probably shouldn't be talking to myself."[/sub]
"Now, hopefully I can find my friends." Ram said, rushing out the nearest door.
Once outside, he saw a large golden letters saying "OVER HERE, IDIOT" over a large ware-house.
"...wow, the gods just keep making things easier and easier for the Newbs, i see." Ram muttered, before heading for it.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil got up from the explosion and saw a goat running full speed towards his objective. Phil was instantly filled with happiness.

"Is that Ram?!" Phil thought.

The goat then trips over a rock, skidding on his face for a good five feet. the goat gets up, rubbing his face with one of his hooves.

"GAH! FUCK!" Ram says, cursing profusely

"Yep, that's definitely Ram" Phil said under his breath

He runs up to the little animal, happy to see him.

"Hey Ram, what's up?" Phil said

Ram looks up from his injured snout to the angel boy standing before him.

"Who the hell are you?" Ram says, still rubbing his face.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Oh, wait..." Ram started, seeing the wings on Phil. "You must be another Spirit sent down to help out, eh?"
"Uh, yeah, sure..."
Ram got up and disdainfully looked at Phil's wings. "I see they let you have a more..civil body. And wings too? Christ, should of joined up with Christianity. Would of too, if it wasn't for the whole "Population-Taking-It-Completely-Wrong" Thing."
Ram turned back to look at the warehouse. "Alright, care to help me find my friends, Mr...?"

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Philip Howard, at your service, but you can just call me Phil or whatever" Phil says extending an armored hand for a handshake.

"My name's Ramthundar, but i guess you already know my name." Ram says shaking Phil's hand.
"...How exactly, do you know my name? I guess i'm pretty famous in heaven, right?"

"Well actually..."

But before Phil could fuck up time and space (by telling Ram about previous adventures and about their universe being restarted) the warehouse they were heading towards started to rumble. All of sudden the front wall exploded, and sounds of gunfire and fighting could be heard coming from the hole.

"Wanna go check that out?" Phil said encouragingly

"I about to anyway!" Ram said, charging up his horns.

Phil's armblades pop out his arms, and the two heroes jump into the hole, ready for whatever they may encounter.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

As the city of Nexus burned, Maddawg and Dark Link raced toward the entrance.

When they finnally got there they saw a large army of Mechs. The Locusts were putting up a valiant fight but they were heavily outnumbered.

Maddawg located there leader Xandus and lowered it to him.

"Yoohoo XANDI BOY!" Said Maddawg holding the time machine.

"Maddawg! Return the device or you will be dealt with serverly!" Said Xandus ordering his Mechs to take aim.

"Uh-uh! One wrong step and this baby goes into the imulsion." Said Maddawg holding the device over the bright yellow river.

"You don't have the guts!"

"Watch me!" He said kicking the Arbiter off the Reaver and into the river.

"WOK WOK WOK!" said the Elite as his skin burned.

"What is that stuff anyways?" Asked Dark Link.

"It's our sewer system!"

"You mean?"

"Yes. We pee yellow glowing acid! Now enough about anatomy!"

During the time Maddawg was yelling at Link Xandus had ordered a few mechs to flank the Reaver.

"RAGHH" Said the Reaver who was this movement trying to warn it's master.

"Shut up you stupid reject for a horse!" Said Maddawg

The reaver turned around to show Maddawg the incoming missiles. Reacting fast Maddawg pushed a button on the machine and a large blue wave was sent out. The city and the mechs disseapered leaving the cave empty. The Reaver also vanished causing Maddawg and Link to fall to the ground, which was no longer eroded by glowing yellow pee.

Only Xandus,Link and Maddawg remained.

Meanwhile

"Aw man! I hate looking through Warehouses. There always have dust! And I'm allergic to AHHH-AHHH AhH LAZOR!" Said Lazor sneazing a large Lazor blast.

Suddenly the large blue wave hit them and the warehouse vanished.Standing in front of them were two men in there late 50s.

"WELCOME TO ANVIL!" Said one of them.

 

[Ramthundar]

"FACE OUR WRATH EVIL VILLAINS wtf?" Ram exclaimed, landing on a rough cobble-stone path. He looked around to find himself in a middle-age like area.
"This seems, odd." he muttered, looking around. He spotted his friends near some middle-aged men in leather and tights showing off to much skin.
"Hey, some more Orgazmos!" Ram said, heading towards them.

 

[goofiegirl2002]

As Samii the happy-cow looked at the men in tights, thinking ?I wonder if those pants make them sterile?? She looked over her shoulder to notice Ram leisurely walking towards them. ?RAM!? Samii exclaimed running towards him. While running Samii looked to see an adorable cat person reading a ?Cat Nip Weekly?, OH MY HOW CUTE! Samii thought, she ran over to the most adorable tabby cat and started to stroke it?s head, ?You are so cute Mr. Fluffykins! Aren?t you?!?

The cat looked at Samii, ?Who the hell is Mr. Fluffykins?? The cat got up quite angrily and walked away.

?I guess Mr. Fluffykins didn?t get his cat nap today.? Samii said to herself watching the cat walk away.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak reacted quickly when the kids opened fire, spinning and spreading his black and crimson feathered wings, putting them between the group and the hailstorm of bullets. As the bullets rebounded off of them, he saw Ram and someone else jump through a hole in the wall. Then the room flashed blue and they were somewhere else. Or rather, somewhen else. He facepalmed, folding his wings. "Bloody fuckin' grea'. I really hope Reck'nin' goes afte' Maddawg an' no' us. We 'aven't done anythin'! I's all that bloody grea' foo'!" He sighed and turned to the new arrival who was looking at him with great interest. Or rather, at his wings. Seeing the flash of light blue behind the kid's back, he realized that the kid was a brand-spanking new warrior class angel. He briefly considered banishing his wings, but then remembered that the kid wouldn't forget them or even be unable to see them. So he sighed and spread them wide. "Loo' kid. See th' feathers? I'm no' corrup', jus' freelance."

A quick note on the nature of an Angel's wings: among the armies of the Lord, there are various classes. Wings help differentiate them. A demon hunter's wings are made of red, sparky energy, intended more for short glides and steering than for true flight. A warrior's wings are blue and smooth, intended for quick transport around a battlefield. An Archangel's wings are big (the wingspan is three times their body height) and mostly white, with streaks of their former class adorning their feathers, designed for long, inspective flights. A Fallen angel normally has no feathers, just stretched skin. Ragnorak, being an ex-Archangel and having left amicably, was allowed to keep his feathers, but all the white was turned to black to reflect his technically "Fallen" state. Currently, the ranks of Angeldom leave him alone, on the condition that he do more good than bad and not alert Lucifer to any plans he knew about as an Archangel.