Sidoh smiled. He clicked a small button on his watch, which released a tiny piece of paper, on which Sidoh wrote "Xandmine's Pterodactyl" Suddenly, Xandmine's pterodactyl plummeted into the spacey darkness of space. At the last second, Sam jumped onto the top of the Millennium Falcon's ceiling thing, while Sidoh flew on top of the Falcon, while Gazmo used his cum to fly him on top of the Falcon. "Ha ha!" Shouted Sidoh, Sam, and Gazmo simultaneously.
Suddenly, The Logician's brother, The Logic Bro, began beating the shit out of CM, and Sidoh and the gang fell back into the Falcon. "Sorry," Said The Logic Bro, "My brother couldn't be here today." And with that, he disappeared. Sidoh whipped his hand up, and CM flew backwards into a wall.
Suddenly, a pterodactyl appeared and grabbed the orb. Xandmine was riding ontop of the beast.
"Not so fast!" shouted Carmine
"We have a proposal for you guys, if you'll listen."
"What is it?" asked Sam
"You may have noticed that with Maddawg gone, there are only two villains left, us being one of them." said Xandus "Now, the heroes have at least six people o their side. That's not entirely fair, is it?"
"So we we're thinking that you guys join us, and we form a new group of villains!" said Carmine
"What if we refuse?" said Orgazmo
"I kill all of you with my bare hands and eat your entrails."
"So what do you say? Do you want to join the new villains?"
Even though the rules explicitly state multiple characters is a no-no, as you pointed out there are only about three villains, so I'm considering making a second character in addition to myself. In order to skirt around the rules, I'll consider him to be a communal character like Samii or Maddawg, despite the fact that a lot of the control of this character shall be done by me. Anyone else is free to shape him, though, so if OrgazMultiPathEmmy decides to make him into a drug-dealing rapist (please, for the love of god, don't), I'll be unable to do anything about it.
When the three heroes were safely inside the Falcon, Sam held out his hand to Orgazmo. "Hey man, are we cool?"
'Zmo hesitated for a second, then broke into a smile. "Yeah. We cool." He grabbed Sam's hand and stuck it down his own pants. Suddenly a voice rang in Sam's head. I AM THEE... AND THOU ART I...
"What? Oh, right, I'm based on a character from Persona. Okay, carry on." THE BOND THAT THOU HAST NURTURED HATH FINALLY MATURED... Hey, looks like the Serial Rapist social link has reached it's maximum level! Sam thought to himself. I can now create personae of the Psychopath arcana! Sam glowed with a bright light, and a figure appeared behind him. "Oh, bitchin'! A new persona has emerged from the sea of my soul!"
"What the goddamn hell? What is all this?" The mysterious figure asked. He turned to Sam. "You, the blue-haired ************! Where am I?"
"You're hardly one to talk, ya blue-haired ************!" Sam responded angrily. "Who are you anyway?" The figure drew himself to full height, which was actually a little shorter than Sam.
"My name is Narancia, and I'm the guy who's gonna kick your ass!" He pointed a fist at Sam. "EROSUMISU!!!" A small aeroplane, about the size of a N64 controller, flew out and shot at Sam. "You asshole... I'll do whatever I can to foil you! You're the worst!" His plane fired a missile into the wall of the ship and he jumped out, falling towards the remains of the wrecked planet and landing somewhere near Xandmine.
Read this. [http://www.onemanga.com/Jojo%27s_Bizarre_Adventure/473/01/] It's a pretty good autobiography, and gives a basic grasp of who he is and what he can do.
"*****, you don't own me!" Narancia yelled, and fired Aerosmith at CM. Corporate Man, with amazing speed, threw a handful of ink at Aerosmith, then caught it where it flicked off on a piece of paper in the shape of Narancia's signature. "Crap."
"Now, join the villains!" CM ordered. Narancia complied. "Alright, now attack Carmine!" Narancia did so, alongside Sam, Orgazmo, Sidoh, Xandus and Sho.
Sidoh landed a punch on Carmine, and smiled. "Ha! I just read the above post, and it says that your contract is null and void for me, cause I'm a NEUTRAL CHARACTER! Take THIS!" And with that, Sidoh punched CM in the face, and drew out his Lightsaber, and ignited it. "Let's dance. B*$%#."
Sidoh landed a punch on Carmine, and smiled. "Ha! I just read the above post, and it says that your contract is null and void! Take THIS!" And with that, Sidoh punched CM in the face, and drew out his Lightsaber, and ignited it. "Let's dance. B*$%#."
I said that the signer(s) of the contract had to do it willingly for it to work. However, the contract states that Ram and his group, and Maddawg and his group (IE the hero's and villans) must obey CM's commands, and honor the other agreements outlined in the contract. Because Ram and Maddawg are the leaders, and can do what they want with the group, their signaturs count for everyone in their groups since they make the decisions. So, if your a hero and villan, the contract applies to you. However, since I think Sidho may be a neatural character, the rules may not apply to him.
Sidoh then decided that this shit was getting crazy, and had an idea. He snuck up behind CM, and kicked him, so the contract fell out of his hands. Sidoh tried to rip the contract in half, but he couldn't, so he just decided to fly to the nearest planet that WASN'T Yworgnotitis. So he did.
LATER . . .
"Ah," Said Sidoh. "Nothing like the fresh air of . . ." Sidoh looked around, and saw a sign that read "Welcome to Kashyyk, home of the Wookies!" "Nothing like the fresh air of Kashyyk!"
MEANWHILE . . .
CM felt at his belt, and felt no contract. "WTF?!?" He shouted. He looked around. No Sidoh, either. "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-" CM had thought that Sidoh kicking him was just a part of the dance. Now he knew. "-@@@@@@@@@@@@@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!"
"NYYYYNGGGGG NYYYNGGGGNY YNNNNGNNYYYYYNG" Said Yugfried, President of Kashyyk. "Great story, Yugfried!" Said Sidoh. Sidoh then saw a small speck in the distance. D$#%, Sidoh thought, Corporate Man. Sidoh then quickly said a goodbye to Yugfried, jacked the nearest spaceship, and flew off.
Sidoh landed on some planet, (Which he later found out was Galaxotopia) with a plan.
LATER . . . (JUST AFTER THE BELOW POST . . .)
Sidoh waited for CM to land on the spot Sidoh had planned. He then did. The ship landed on the spot Sidoh had set up, which activated a spring-loaded anvil, which flew up in the air, and slammed into the ground causing a small earthquake, which set off the land mines Sidoh had set up, which opened a hole. CM and his gang fell into the hole, and in the hole, they bounced on a trampoline, flinging them into the mouth of a cave, where they were all hit over the head with rocks thrown by angry monkeys, and they were knocked out. Then, a cage fell over them, entrapping them. Sidoh then climbed into the cave, and waited for them to wake up
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