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Sam G

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Xandus117 said:
Zepren said:
Multi-Kill said:
Zepren said:
"Magic huh?" Grinned Glenrath. "Being a mage-chicken, i can easily overcome this contract."
Glen turned his blunderbuss on CM and pulled the trigger. A Volcano worth of lava shot out of the end. Directly at CM.
You do realize you have to be a true genuine god to resist it right?"
YOu obviously havn't seen the full power of Glenrath. MOST OVER-POWERED CHARACTER EVER FTW!
Demon Xandus was the most overpowered character ever! He destroyed cities with his sword and killed gods!
Sam; that is, myself, at full power has the ability to actually change reality upon a whim. Supposing I typed "Everyone dies and Sam is the victor" it'd have to come true. That, friends, is what overpoweredness is. Not your pussy-ass two-dimensional bullshit.
 

Zepren

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Wait, its a contract, we should be able to break it and suffer some consequence or something. And its an RP game on the escapist, Layouts dont work. we never have layouts. lol
 

Sam G

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Multi-Kill said:
If your character did that all the time, with complete control, that would'nt exactly be entertaining would it? Infact, it'd be boring If scribblenauts taught me anything, is that boring and omnipotency go together.
That's why he sealed his powers and memories in a gold pocket-watch at the end of time. He could still potentially do it though, thus making him the most powerful fictional character of all time.
 

Zepren

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Well time to fuck this shit up then :p
"Need a god huh?" Glenrath grinned. He started making had gestures and chanting some strange clucks. He then clapped his wings together and there was a massive puff of smoke. Glenrath was gone. But where he was stood a massive hen had appeared. The hen was atleast 10 storeys tall. Glen was stood on top of the hen's head, they were clucking between them then the hen glared down apon CM.
" How dare you contract one of my sons! " She clucked and then she spat what looked like a drop of water out of her mouth. The closer it got to CM the bigger it grew until it was as though a whole lake of water was coming down apon him. It crashed down on him. As it did so, glen had been flying in the water's shadow, after it collided with CM, Glen grabbed then contract and flew back up to the Great Hen.

The hen gave one cluck and the contract evapourated

Good enough for you? :p

"And before you say anything" Called down Glen. "It was all in here" He held up the script.
He smiled. Gotta love the script, he said to himself
 

Zepren

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The Great Hen caught Glenrath and quickly healed him. She then grabbed CM.
"[color= Blue] FUCK YOU!!!!! [/color]" She clucked and breathed her fire at the man, badly burning him.

She then threw him into space.

"[color= Blue] Son, are you ok? [/color]" She clucked in concern.

"Im fine mum" Said Glen now back to normal, feathers looking sexy again.
 

Zepren

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Spacerpg said:
When he jumped at Glenrath, CM had dropped Carmine and the contract. Carmine quickly grabbed the contract and ripped it in half, seconds after the heroes and villans had been chicken-hit.
Everything went black.
"Dammit, Carmine, you just fucked up the universe!" Shouted CM's angry voice.
Contract just got destroyed :)
 

Zepren

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Multi-Kill said:
Glenrath's mother already destoyed the contract in his post. If your going tp ost something, please please please make suree your following in the same continuity of the posters before you.
Zepren said:
Contract just got destroyed :)
DOUBLE WHAMMY!
 

Zepren

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Multi-Kill said:
Zepren said:
The Great Hen caught Glenrath and quickly healed him. She then grabbed CM.
"[color= Blue] FUCK YOU!!!!! [/color]" She clucked and breathed her fire at the man, badly burning him. She then proceeded to peck out his heart which not only took his heart but ripped open his whole chest.

She then threw him into space.

"[color= Blue] Son, are you ok? [/color]" She clucked in concern.

"Im fine mum" Said Glen now back to normal, feathers looking sexy again.
You do realize that we can't kill other posters characters right? So in other words, the post in it's current state is null and void. Please correct.
I thought CM was a general character, my bad. all fixed.
 

Pm0n3y

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Phil quickly noticed the super missile as it barreled it's way into orbit.

"Well...you guys are fucked." He said, chuckling nervously.
 

Zepren

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The great hen caught the missle and threw it back into the sky.
"Looks like it's heading towards Canada" Pondered Phil
"We can only hope" Said ram as he saluted the missle.

"How have you survived this long? Didn't you summon a battalion or something?" Asked the Hen to her son.
"Battalion.... oh shiii, i mean shoot" Glen smiled to his mum. He then conjured the communication stone from under his wing. "General you there? Where are you?"
"Greetings sir" Said the Rooster general's image appearing from the stone. "Well we're in Toronto. Since we got lost on returning from the under world, we decided to do some sight see..... holy shi...." The transmission broke off as the nuke landed in canadia.

"Erm we've got more where they came from, right 'o' Great Hen" He looked up at his mother smiling

She FacePalm'd in response