The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

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Zepren

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Orinon said:
Zepren said:
Glenrath did a dramatic turn and aimed his new favourite weapon - His magical blunderbuss, at the Gaints.
"Ha, as though you thought you were gonna reach the superbowl" He said as he shredded them with shuriken that shot from the gun. "Right now that's done..."
He turned back round to face the gaint ladies.
"Lets deal with these bit.... AHHHH" Yelled Glen as one of the gaint ladies picked him up.

"YUMMY! CHICKEN!" She said.

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIII...." Glen never managed to finish that point as the gaint dropped him into her mouth. "Oh cmon, why does this alway happen to me?" Came Glen's voice from the belly of the beast.
Um I already defeated the amazon alien women, I'm one post above so WTF!
I believe if you look up there is no such post, ur failing dude.
 

Orinon

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Place hold
CybeRyan appeared before the women strapped to his back was a demonic looking claymore.
"Soul Edge!," Xandus screamed"How did you find it?"
"I can track down such a powerful weapon as this easily" replied CybeRyan with soul edge he kicked the ass of every alien babe around he used soul edge and his left hand had become a flamethrower, when they lay defeated he looked at Soul Edge admiring its demonic beauty.
"Excellent just 5 more artifacts, and I'll be perfect
for those of you who don't know what he's talking about CybeRyan can absorb power from certain artefacts with 5 more he will become perfect with each artefact he becomes more powerful
 

SpaceSpork

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"Dammit," Said Sidoh, "Space is getting boring." And with that, Sidoh spread his wings and flew away."
 

Zepren

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"Owch! *****" Clucked Glenrath after being kicked in the ass. He spun round and threw a cake into the amazonian's face.... Killing her instantly.
"Chew on that" he said, striking a pose.
"And this!!!!" Yelled Orgazmo charging with his golden dildo held high.
 

Orinon

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Zepren said:
"Owch! *****" Clucked Glenrath after being kicked in the ass. He spun round and threw a cake into the amazonian's face.... Killing her instantly.
"Chew on that" he said, striking a pose.
"And this!!!!" Yelled Orgazmo charging with his golden dildo held high.
Agian I said Place hold, our posts contradict each other
 

Zepren

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Orinon said:
Place hold
CybeRyan appeared before the women strapped to his back was a demonic looking claymore.
"Soul Edge!," Xandus screamed"How did you find it?"
"I can track down such a powerful weapon as this easily" replied CybeRyan with soul edge he kicked the ass of every alien babe around he used soul edge and his left hand had become a flamethrower, when they lay defeated he looked at Soul Edge admiring its demonic beauty.
"Excellent just 5 more artifacts, and I'll be perfect
for those of you who don't know what he's talking about CybeRyan can absorb power from certain artefacts with 5 more he will become perfect with each artefact he becomes more powerful
You cant placehold for such a small post. placeholds are for big long posts. geezo. and stop complaining. your too new to the RP to me tryn to make so many waves tbh then have a go at people.
 

SpaceSpork

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"OH GAWD," Shouted Sidoh, "I NEVER THOUGHT THAT THAT LINE WOULD BE USED TO ELECTRIFY MAH NUTS!"
Sidoh then got up, roundhouse kicked all the dwarves in the face, and grabbed his Death Note Fixer Shop GPS from his shoulderpack. "Ah!" He said. "There's a shop to get my Note fixed at the center of this planet!"
 

SpaceSpork

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"FINE." Said Sidoh. "If you're gonna be so insistent on making a plot development, then fine. I can get my Note fixed tomorrow. What do I need to do?"
 

SpaceSpork

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Multi-Kill said:
Slouch said:
I've got an idea! How about we submit an Avatar Adventure picture to deviantART? It could be like that TF2 picture that they show at the end of all the "Meet the Team" videos. You know the one.
one of the greatest Ideas I'v ever heard!
Drawin' it now!
 

Pm0n3y

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Meanwhile...

After being klonked on the head by a Amazon all those posts ago, Phil finally came to. He tried to get up, but instantly noticed something was wrong. He found his hands and feet shackled to a crudely-made, wooden bed, while being dressed only in a cloth diaper. As he looked around, he quickly noticed he was in a mud hut. Then a large, shadowy figure stepped through the door . Phil gulped. He knew what this was.

"This can either go real right or real wrong, real fast." He said to himself as the figure approached him.

As the figure came into the light, Phil's eyes widened. As expected, it was one the giant Amazons, more specifically, the one that klonked Phil earlier. But this time, she was undressed. She said nothing as she stepped her bare legs over the angel's face, and started lowering herself.

"Please be gentle" He sqeaked quietly as the Amazon's shadow cast over him.

Darkness quickly fell over the angel.
 

Ramthundar

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"Orgazmo" purred the Amazonian queen, "it's been so long. But I knew you would come back to me, I just knew it!"

Orgazmo glanced around the room, hoping to find some means of escape. What he found, instead, was several dozen blown-up pictures of him and the Queen, his captured expression becoming more desperate and pained with each picture. Several statues and paintings, all of him, were scattered around the place.

"So...been keeping your interest in the arts alive, eh?" Orgazmo said with a forced grin, desperately pulling at his chains.

The giant responded by giving him a crushing bear hug, collapsing his lungs and the bed.

"Oh Orgazmii-wamsii, how I've missed you so! When you left, all my advisors told me you wouldn't come back. But I believed in your love, and now your back to me! Now beheading all of those naysers doesn't seem so crazy!" she cried, letting out desperate little giggle.

"Ha Ha Ha!" Orgazmo replied, now tugging at the chains with much effort.
 

Dr.Hax

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"wow that is not what i want too see, look zombies that's what i want too see" said Ted

"you going too help" said Orgazmo

"let me think...na i want to kill those zombies" said Ted before killing all those zombies basters