The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Dr.Hax]

"ow what was that you killed me good thing there was a closet up here" and with that he shot his tommy gun and hit the chains that held Orgazmo too the bed "that was for killing me now i think some of those zombies survived," and with that he jumped out a random window

 

[Orinon]

Hippalta screamed for her lost lover, she didn?t notice an invisible blur searching her room for her crown, when CybeRyan found it he then flew out of the room. Soul Edge was crying for a soul to feast on but since he was a robot there was nothing to take. He had absorbed power from it. He decided to save the angel some slight embarrassment, he shot the giant women in her ass, this caused her to be unable to play rough,
?Hah, I popped a cap in a B****es A**?
The giant women walked out throwing a robe on saying
?Sorry but I can?t do it, my ass hurts.?
?So I?m not getting any.? He sighed
CybeRyan materialized into visibility ?Your welcome?

 

[ajb924]

"Huh. I guess sometimes it's a good thing to be knocked out within 5 minutes of arriving..." Sho mumbled getting up off of the ground. "Maybe I should find the others..."He said and began to walk around the jungle. He suddenly saw Orgazmo run past him. "Yo Orgazmo! What's going on?" But Orgazmo kept running, followed by a giant woman. "Alrighty, I think I'm gonna go play blow shit up on the spaceship now..." Sho mumbled whistling and casually walking back to the ship.

 

[Pm0n3y]

As the android freed the angel, he tried using his legs, but couldn't feel them, and ended up rolling out of the bed instead. He decided to hover above the ground until his legs got better. He searched for his clothes, but noticed that the Amazon ripped them (and the diaper) to shreads, so he manifested a new outfit, which was a black hoodie Over a black and white shirt with black Skinnys and black and white high tops. As he was fully clothed he floated over to Ryan and punched the shit out of him, sending him flying out of the hut.

"Do you know what it's like to have a 10 foot, 800 pound lady on your member?!" Phil said angrily

As Ryan shook his head, Phil grabbed him again and punched him in another direction.

"Don't get me wrong, it was probably the best sex i'll ever have, but my goddamn pevis is shattered! And my mini me looks like a shrivled beef sausage!" He added, picking up the android again.

"And you better hope she was on the pill." He said to Ryan's face before he put him down.

He said nothing as he flew away, in hopes to search for the remaining heroes.

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Well, I grew up in one." Said Sidoh.

 

[Zepren]

"Things just keep getting better huh?" Clucked Glenrath sarcastically. This voyage of adventure had been quite doomed.

 

[Zepren]

Spoiler: OOC

I've got an idea! How about we submit an Avatar Adventure picture to deviantART? It could be like that TF2 picture that they show at the end of all the "Meet the Team" videos. You know the one.

Spoiler: OOC

Just as everyone else has said. Yes yes, do it! whos red team and who's blue team? lol actually its obvious. CAN I BE DEMOMAN? ah the banter

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan decided that the angel wouldn't thank him since he just stopped him from getting his pelvis ruined, he flew up to the barrier he began to charge a massive laser,(Yeah Ima chargin ma lazer!)using the power he absorbed from Soul Edge and the Omega Peanut Butter, that barrier was as good as broken. He wasn't close to being perfect but powerful yes.

Spoiler: OOC

this is just getting rid of a problem I created, otherwise we could have got in the ship and left.

 

[Zepren]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Glenrath paused for breath "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" THUDD
Glen hit the bottom of the well hard.
"Owch, wow a hole Orgazmo hasn't been in" He grinned

"Ha ha ha, SHUT UP!" Called down Orgazmo who was weeding the garden

 

[MrDarkling]

Saddy pops out of nowhere to reveal he's holding a gun and points it at everyone.

"where's my god damn badges!!!!???" >:U

 

[Sam G]

All of a sudden, completely unexpectedly, a tiny little airplane with a Subspace Bag attached to it crashed through the window to hut where Vaude and the Sky Doll were metaphorically whipping the male protagonists. Sam and Narancia jumped out of the bag the plane was carrying, and it dramatically crashed into the rear wall and exploded as a result of all the class-A explosives Sam was packing.
"Unhand those men, or face the consequences!" Sam demanded, holding a crossbow in each hand and pointing them at Vaude and Sky.
"I'm in unbearable agony!" Narancia cried, bleeding all over the place as a result of his psychic connection with Aerosmith, the now-exploded miniature plane.

 

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