Glen shot a steam of lava at the mech, he ripped off it's legs with it, no problem. He than jumped and landed on the torso of the bot now laid on it's back on the floor.
"The fight is mine." Said Glen with his sword to the throat of Xandus. "Surrender or your death be it."
"Alright, so we're all clear on the plan?" Maddawg asked the other villains. They were all standing in the villainous mecha-transformer, which had taken on the form of a huge robotic alligator.
"Mm-hmm. We'll send a scouting party out into the heroes' mech while they're distracted by Xandus's extremely awesome thing. When the scouts give the signal, we'll swarm in and murder the heroes currently guarding CybeRhianna, and reclaim her. Then we'll jack their mech and fly it into the sun, teleporting away at the last minute using that teleporting technology the ugly mummy seems to posess."
"Yep, that's about right." Maddawg nodded. "Do we need to run through it one more time?"
"Nah, I think we got it."
"Okay, Sho, crunch me some numbers." Sho pulled out his calculator.
"It looks like a roughly 67 per cent chance of success."
"Awesome. Off we go then!" Narancia sprinted out of the cockpit, leapt clean through space and crashed through the front window of the heroes' mech, into the room where they were keeping Rhianna. The villains faintly heard a yell of "Leeerroooooyyy..."
"By my troth, I am off!" Shouted Sidoh after he had silently stolen all them Death Notes.
LATER . . .
"Empaya guulmuki na, onti a du raykeen bua, empaya guulmuki na, . . ." Chanted Sidoh.
Suddenly, all eight Notes disappeared, and in their place . . .
A Death Note V2!
Now with new hellish abilities!
CybeRhinanna was angered now. Glenrath just would let things be, she threw off her robe to reveal a star trek uniform (Would I really make her fly around naked) she curled into the fetal position ghostly images of the Death Note, the Contract, Soul edge, and the Omega peanut butter. She called their power allowing her to transform Into Semi-Super CybeRhinanna, her hair was snow white, and a dragon Ball Z glow surrounded her. For a second she glowed into a pure white silhouette when the glow stopped she had changed back to CybeRyan, but upgraded and in the Semi-Super stage.
There that little plot device is gone. No more sexist jokes which were getting old anyway
He laughed at Glenrath who was a little unnerved at seeing what was a pure win become a slight challenge.
?If you are so eager to throw you life away then so be it.? Golden flames erupted around his body burning off his synthetic skin revealing his metal body had been upgraded and was now a golden colour instead of steel gray.
?I'LL CRUSH YOU?
They fought in space Glenrath summoned 5 phoenixes to help him, but CybeRyan could teleport now he simply appeared behind them and smashed them away. Glenrath fared no better he appeared everywhere until he smashed him into one of the hero?s awesome rockets.
The phoenixes attacked again but he showed even less remorse, He sliced off the head of one, crushed another?s skull the other 3 tried to use their holy fire to wound him but he blasted them to vapour with an energy beam. Glenrath was stricken by his viscous attack.
?You ......................you.....................................You monster, how could you slaughter such pure creatures??
CybeRyan smiled ?Monster I?m not a monster.? He laughed malevolently
?I?m a God.?
?We?ll see about that.? He pulled out his blunderbuss and focused all his mana into it.
?Survive this; we?re talking about 50,000,000 tons of magma, in here aimed right at your head.?
?Do you ever shut up?? asked CybeRyan
?I?ll shut you up!?
Enough magma to create ten Jupiter blasted at Semi-Super CybeRyan, but when it cleared he was still standing without so much as a scratch.
?oh my god!? he didn?t know what else to say as CybeRyan blasted him back into the heroes ship, which he grabbed swung it around Bowser by the tail style, and threw it somewhere in a galaxy far far away
Just to be clear, CybeRyan isn't always this powerful we were in a jam so I made him a little to godlike, he isn't an actual god but this was a tight jam so I decided to have some major ass kicking.
"Hey!" said Infinity Man. "A Death Note? I LOVE that anime!" He picked it up. "In celebration of this, I shall take a potato chip- AND EAT IT!" He chomped down on a Lay's chip, sparkly dust flying off to the side.
I assume you're quoting DBZ there, Orinon, so I have to qualm; isn't the line "Monster? I'm no monster; I'm the devil!"?
"Jeeeenkiinsssss." Narancia finished, whipping out his knife and passing it from hand to hand. "Alright bitches, hand over the illiterate robot chick and no-one gets hurt."
"Umm... dude?" Sam pointed out of the window.
"Oh, god damn it! I was gonna do a big-ass rescue thing, and then everyone would stop treating me like crap and actually respect me as a character! But no, someone just has to reveal themselves as a godlike immortal being, and that just leaves me looking like an asshole! What's more, she's not even a chick anymore! How can I verify myself as an awesome character if the "damsel in distress" I set out to save is a guy!?!?!?" Narancia grabbed Rag by the shirt. "QUIT JERKING ME AROUUUND!!!" Narancia headbutted Rag in the face, then tossed him to the ground. Then he spun around, grabbed hold of Phil's shoulder and flung him hard into a wall. Narancia turned to Ram, punched him in his goatly face, then grabbed his horns and flipped him onto his side. He turned to Sam. "You're the goddamn worst, making me do all this crap!" Narancia kicked Sam in the side, then drove his knee into Sam's face, causing blood to spray everywhere. Sam collapsed on the floor. Then Narancia diverted his attention to Slouch. "Did you think I'd forgotten about you, shit?" He started stomping on the defenseless blobfish again and again, yelling swearwords the whole while. "Mother fuckers!!!" Then he turned around, walked towards the hole he had entered through, summoned Aerosmith and, holding on to the small plane, flew back to the villains' base of operations. You're next...
Phil fell out of the dent in the wall, caused by Narancia. Instead of getting angry and flying after the boy for performing such a cheap shot, he rubbed his head.
"Geez...what the hell have we ever done to that guy? I don't even think I've seen him before!" Phil said, sliding to the ground.
This pestering thought annoyed Phil until he became angry from it. Then he ran out the hole Narancia left, Manifesting his wings as he leaped out of it, reaching the cold vacuum of space. He quickly collided into the boy, and the two tumbled off course, into the vastness of space. Phil spring boarded off Narancia's face when they were far away from the Heroes mecha or the Villains HQ.
"Have fun floating around in space, whoever-you-are!" Phil said, waving at him totally forgetting that he had a Stand that could fly.
"Why is he complaining?" Slouch wondered. "I'm surrounded by Godlike beings 24/7, and I'm just a blobfish, but you don't hear me whining about it!"
He pondered this for a while, then stopped on the grounds that the stomping didn't really hurt that much anyway. Being primarily composed of water is cool like that.
CybeRyan teleported next to him "He's just mad because he thought we would get to save a girl, gain some respect and maybe get a kiss. but now I'm a guy and way to overpowered to need saving."
with that he teleported into space and activated some rokets attatched to his back.
"I'll be back with more power, I only need 3 mroe artifacts and i'll be perfect."
Infinity Man floated over to Slouch "Fear not, for I shall give you- QUANTUM POWERS!" He hit Slouch with a bolt of energy, giving him limited Quantum Powers.
CybeRyan attached a laser diode to Slouches left eye.
"There this little baby should let you blast anything that annoys you, except me of course.'
an energy sheild surrounded him"How do you think I survived the Blunderbuss."
MEANWHILE in Xandus's flaming winged elven swordsman mecha
"so what have i missed" said Ted
"were the fuck have you been" said Xandus "you barely come around"
"you know i have allot of zombies to kill" said Ted
"so you need to fuckin help" said Xandus
"right after i kill all the zombies in the universe" said Ted
"Shit," Said Sidoh, "I forgot to take Infinity Man's Note! Oh well." Sidoh picked up the Death Note V2 and pressed a button. The Note then sprawled out, and turned into the most awesome weapon you could imagine. Imagine it. Isn't it beautiful? Sidoh then pressed another button on his Note, teleporting him into the Bathroom of the awesome ship of the goodie-goods.
"Oh God, it's happening again..." Sam murmured. He dropped to his knees and grabbed his head with both hands. ...Isn't it beautiful...? ...It's yours, my friend...
"Oh look, what clever children," a voice yelled, interrupting Sam's thoughts. "Here's a rhyme for you: If a ***** don't learn his place, You kick him into the void of space! If the ***** refuses to die, Then you stab him in the eye!" Sam looked up to see a dancing figure in a purple coat with grey hair who looked almost identical to Sam's old german teacher (Seriously, he really does! Scarily so!).
"Mah boi!" cried a second voice, reverberating in Sam's soul. Sam feared not hell, as he knew who that voice belonged to. A king clad entirely in yellow, with seeds spread across the universe. The powers to manipulate reality in such a way that they could drive a man insane. He had planted those thoughts in the heads of our heroes (or, to be precise, one hero and a neutral character) as a means to herald his second coming.
"Oah ha ha ha ha ha!"
"King Harnikan... You bastard..." Sam reached for a gun. He needed to kill that man, even if it was the last thing he did. He knew what The King wanted, and he couldn't allow that to happen.
"Not so fast, laddie!" The King's ally I. M. Meen called, leapt from his dancing spot a good 20 feet away, and kicked Sam in the back. "The world recast as a Youtube Poop; would there be no greater means of existence?"
"This... Can't happen..." Sam ripped open his shirt to reveal an explosive on his chest. He reached for the detonator, which he just couldn't find. "You don't understand! If you rewrote the world, He'd have a chance to escape! You don't know the havoc Wee-"
"Don't speak his name!" The King demanded. "You're not fit to speak his name!" He punched Sam in the face, knocking him out. Then he grabbed him by the legs, dragged him over to the airlock and hoisted him out, sending Sam plummeting into the void of space.
As Phil returned to the mecha, he quickly noticed Sam being dragged away by two characters, one of which, looked strangely familiar. The Angel rushed to save Sam, but was too late. By the time Phil reached the villains, Sam was long gone, floating through the void of space. As the two characters faced Phil, His eyes widened, before scrunching down in anger. He remembered the King.
"DAMN YOU!!" Phil yelled, tackling the King into the airlock, with a armblade through the character's gut.
Blinding rage consumed the angel as he drove his armblades through every part of the King's body. "YOU! KILLED! SAM!! YOU! BASTARDS!!" Phil exclaimed, stabbing the King with each rage-filled word.
"Actually, I'm all right!" Sam yelled, waving at Phil from a distance away. And then a bullet shot through his shoulder.
"So am I!" Narancia called, aiming Aerosmith at Sam and, as per usual, waving his knife around like a crazy person.
"Heh heh... That's pretty cool..." Sam muttered, noticing the blood from his gunshot wound floating freely around, like ink in water. Then he came back to his senses, grabbed a revolver and spun around to face Narancia. "I'd love to kill you; really I would. But there are bigger things at hand." Sam fired in the direction away from the ship, creating force that sent him flying back to the ship. He floated through the airlock, and the artificial gravity kicked in because that seems like what would probably happen in the AA universe once someone finds themselves back within the boundaries of a space-ship. Anyway, yeah. He started shooting at Meen, who returned fire with a gun of his own. Both combatants dove behind cover and started planning out ways to make the other dead.
Suddenly, Narancia flew forward, hurtling into Sam, and smashing them both against the back wall. "Sorry, Sam!" Shouted Sidoh, "I only meant to hit Narancia!" Xandus suddenly jumped toward Sidoh in a crazy rage, almost slashing the Death God in half. Sidoh jumped backwards, into the same attack position Xandus was in. "You know," Said Xandus, "There's only one way to settle this." Said Sidoh. Sidoh and Xandus' eyes locked, ready for the epic battle the two of them were about to have. Suddenly, they both plunged their Lightsabers into the ground, and simultaneously shouted "DANCE OFF!"
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