The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Hollow Grimm]

The girl with insanely emo hair began to shoot at the big daddies with a explosive smg, But in the rampage shot maddawg and friends as well.. Seemingly only affecting grimm and the daddies.

Grimm began to be filled with many little holes but since his teammates had no way to actually kill him for some odd reason he just whistled and began to put on a monocle and a top hat whilst sporting a cane and a cigar.

 

[Ramthundar]

"For Thor's sake, he's a wolf! He - Will - NOT - SAY -WO what's that whooshing sound?"

"I think it's that giant rocket heading right towards u-EXPLOSTIONS!"

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"Say fellahs, I think I know where your city is. Bad news,though, I think that hyperactive kid is dead" Fenrir said, only a hint of pleasure showing in his voice.

"Ah, no worries, he always bounces back." Ram cheerfully said, and the group headed towards the holy city.

Several minutes later, Sam crawled out of a smoking crater, carrying a pogo-stick and a bemused expression.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Sidoh then transforminated his Note into the Washington Monument once more. "HUFF!" He huffed. "ALRIGHT, WHO WANTS TO HELP ME CARRY THIS TO NEW JERUSALEM?!?!?"

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: AHEM

Sorry, just a quick question: is Sidoh with the heroes or the villains?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: AHEM

Sorry, just a quick question: is Sidoh with the heroes or the villains?

Spoiler: Sidoh

Heroes.....I think.....I don't even wanna hazard a guess, but I know he's not with the Villans.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Spoiler: AHEM

Sorry, just a quick question: is Sidoh with the heroes or the villains?

Spoiler: Sidoh

Heroes.....I think.....I don't even wanna hazard a guess, but I know he's not with the Villans.

Spoiler: Dead

Please tell this is not dead? I want to move on and other things. Also, Would you kindly say "Happy Birthday" to me. It's my sixteenth birthday. ^^

 

[Sam G]

Spoiler: Dead

Please tell this is not dead? I want to move on and other things. Also, Would you kindly say "Happy Birthday" to me. It's my sixteenth birthday. ^^

Spoiler: OOC

You call this death? There was a posting drought of two weeks before, and we bounced back from that.
Also, happy birthday.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Spoiler: AHEM

Sorry, just a quick question: is Sidoh with the heroes or the villains?

Spoiler: OOC

I am NEUTRAL! NEUTRAL, I SEZ!
But I am currently physically with the Heroes, so yeah, I guess you could temporarily call me a hero.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: AHEM

Sorry, just a quick question: is Sidoh with the heroes or the villains?

Spoiler: Sidoh

Heroes.....I think.....I don't even wanna hazard a guess, but I know he's not with the Villans.

Spoiler: Dead

Please tell this is not dead? I want to move on and other things. Also, Would you kindly say "Happy Birthday" to me. It's my sixteenth birthday. ^^

Spoiler: OOC

Trust me Grim, it ain't dead. I just can't be arsed to post right now due to writers block. And Happy Birthday.

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And it's time for me to bring it back! [sub]maybe...[/sub]

"HEY! Don't shoot at us *****!" Sho began "Shoot the-Oh, their all dead..." Sho mumbled as he looked around to realize there were no more big dadys left standing.
"So.... Who are you?" Sho asked Lilith
"Uhhh... Sho? Let's save the introductions for later...." Grimm said
"What now Grimm!?" Sho asked turning around to see that the class wall was beginning to crack. "Fuck." Sho said bluntly.
"What should we do?" Grimm asked.
"The fuck should I know? I never took Underwater Glass Repair in college!" Sho said sarcastically
"No need to be a dick!" Grimm replied and was hit in the gut my Maddawg.
"Alright, both of you stop bitching. We need to figure this out." Maddawg said
"Does ANYONE have any ideas?" Sho asked

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"WAIT! I GOT AN IDEA!" yelled Maddawg as he took a roll of ducktape and covered the crack in the glass with it.

"Good thinking Maddawg!" said Grimm.

"I owe it all to Finny....if I only I got to the ductape fast enough he would still be alive." said Maddawg as he pulled out a tissue and wiped the tears from his eyes. "Poor Finny."

Suddenly the duct tape began to rip off as salt water poured into room.

"Ummm....okay anyone else got an idea?" said Sho.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg and the others followed Florence down a hall way. Maddawg turned around quickly to notice that Grim was not following them.

"Hey guys...I think we lost Grim a few turns back." said Maddawg.

"So?" Said Sho

"So...we kinda need to get him back before he finds trouble."

"Who cares. It's Grimm after all." Said Florence.

"Who cares? Without Grimm, our entire science team would fail. We use him to test everything! I mean Sho! Where would your metal kidneys be if Grimm never existed? We took one of his kidneys and just encased it in metal after all." Said Maddawg trying to win them over.

"Wait...I thought Grim had only one kidney left since the Portal incident."

"...Well he has a horrible time peeing. And you! Lilith! I see you use a gun from the a certain manufactuer that we lent Grimm to so they could test the guns. That gun may not even exist without Grimm. The point is that we need to find him...or else we can't test all of our cool new toys on him!"

The others sighed at the idea. "Well how are we even gonna find him?" said Florence.

Suddenly the group heard a man yelling over a sight.

"HE'S UGLY! UGLY! UGGGGLLLYYYY!!!!!! "

"Never mind."

 

[Sam G]

"Stupid villains, doing important things..." Sam muttered. He looked up and noticed a fleet of angels following a spaceship. "Oh, would you look at that! The party's arrived!" He rifled through his bag for something to fight the angels with. "Now, what haven't I used before? Ah!" Sam pulled out a cordless electric drill. "I would assume, gentlemen, the Holy City's off in that direction." Sam pointed the way the angels were coming from. "You'd best get going. I'll see what I can do about this lot." Sam turned to address the angels, who had now landed. "Alright, lads, single file, no pushing, let's be civilized about this..."
Metatron transformed back into his angelic state. "Don't be foolish, boy! You don't think you can actually fight off the Forces of heaven itself!?"
"Haha, see, the thing is..." Sam grinned and pulled the trigger on his drill, causing it to spin. "Mine is the drill which will pierce the heavens." And with that, Sam leapt at the Voice of God, his drill causing disturbance in the air where it span.

 

[ajb924]

"Stupid villains, doing important things..." Sam muttered. He looked up and noticed a fleet of angels following a spaceship. "Oh, would you look at that! The party's arrived!" He rifled through his bag for something to fight the angels with. "Now, what haven't I used before? Ah!" Sam pulled out a cordless electric drill. "I would assume, gentlemen, the Holy City's off in that direction." Sam pointed the way the angels were coming from. "You'd best get going. I'll see what I can do about this lot." Sam turned to address the angels, who had now landed. "Alright, lads, single file, no pushing, let's be civilized about this..."
Metatron transformed back into his angelic state. "Don't be foolish, boy! You don't think you can actually fight off the Forces of heaven itself!?"
"Haha, see, the thing is..." Sam grinned and pulled the trigger on his drill, causing it to spin. "Mine is the drill which will pierce the heavens." And with that, Sam leapt at the Voice of God, his drill causing disturbance in the air where it span.

Spoiler: YES.

I saw it coming as soon as you said drill though =P

"FINE. We'll go save him... Steinman was pretty easy to kill anyway." Sho said as the villains headed in the direction of the screams.
"What the he-" Florance began as he and melvin were quickly grabbed and dragged away
"What happened to-" But Maddawg was also cut off and dragged into the night.
"Guys? Where'd you-" Sho was also dragged off.
"Well... I guess I'll go find Grimm on my own...." Lilith muttered.

WHERE MELVIN AND FLORENCE WERE!
"Say goodbye to those three blowhards, and hello! To an evening with Sander Cohen." Cohen said to the two

WHERE SHO WAS!
"A man chooses! A SLAVE OBEYS!" Ryan said charging at Sho
"Wait, WHAT!?" Sho said blocking his attack.

WHERE MADDAWG WAS!
"COME AND GET IT!" Fontaine said charging at Maddawg.

Spoiler: I had an idea

Since there are 4 villain posters and 4 main villains in rapture, I decided to do this. So, Grimm fights Steinman, Xandus has Cohen, I have Ryan, and Maddawg has Fontaine. They don't need to be killed like they were in the game, and they can put up more of a fight. If anyone hasn't played through Bioshock 1 tell me so I can edit this.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Before Sam and Metatron could collide in an epic fashion, Phil came in between them.

"Hey, hey! No need to resort to violence so quickly!" He said before turning to Metatron.

"Hi there. The name's Phil. If you haven't noticed by now, I too am an angel. I've been sent here by God himself to make sure that these bozos don't get their universe restarted again. We've just come here to save a fellow angel of ours, named Rag." Phil explained to the Angel robot...thing.

"We mean no harm, and we're only here to retrieve a MacGuffin. Think we can come to an agreement?" He asked Metatron, extending his hand for a handshake.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, after explaining your situation so patiently and with rational reasons, I see no qualms in letting you in our city." Metatron said with a gentle smile, extending his hand to his fellow angel.

But before they could clasp in holy unity, they heard a cry coming from yonder horizon.

[sub]"Don't worry, Phil![/sub]I wilL SAVE YOUUU!"

Phil leaped away from the charging Ram, cursing his name all the way. Metatron was caught off guard by the goat's stupidity, and was hit, stomach-first, and sent flying into the lined up angels that had formed thanks to Sam's boy-ish good looks.

"Dear Thor, Phil! You don't go Hand-To-Hand combat on the voice of God! Thank Thorness I got here in time, or we'd be scrapping you off the floor with a comically sized spatula!" Ram cheerfully scolded, prancing up to Phil and pushing him up.

"The amount of pain that you have just delivered onto us can't even possibly be summarized in a novel."

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil quickly facepalmed at Ram giant mistake.

"Goddammit, Ram." He said quietly to the deity, his voice angrily floating from between gritted teeth and a closed palm. His voice quickly turned into a nervous chuckle as he figured out what would happen next.

"Heh heh...no hard feelings, eh?" He said to the robot angel and his followers, all sprawled on the ground before the heroes.

Metatron and the other angels said nothing as they quickly recovered and lunged at the heroes.

 

[Sam G]

Sam flicked on his drill and stabbed at Metatron with it, but the angel just swatted it out of his hand. The drill landed on the ground and broke apart. "You broke my drill! Asshole!" Sam pointed accusingly at Metatron with an indignant look on his face.
"Asshole?" Metatron grinned. "I'm the goddamn Metatron! The Voice of God! The Giga-Overlord! I-"
"Nah, you're nothing more than a giga drill-breaker." Sam flipped the Almighty One off and ran towards him, only to have his path blocked by a hoard of angels.
"Oh no! The boss is in trouble!" The hundred or so angels cried in unison, and leveled their spears at Sam. Sam charged into the fray, fighting off the celestial beings with his fists. "I'll never forgive you! None of you!"

DEDICATED TO SAM'S CORDLESS DRILL, 1998-2010
Oh farewell, honest soldier.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"JESUS CHRIST!" said Maddawg as he quickly dove out of the way of the charging blue giant. "What the fuck?! Why are there giant Smurfs in Rapture!?"

"I AIN'T NO SMURF JACK!"

"My name isn't Jack....."

"THE NAME IS FONTAINE! AND I RUN THIS TOWN! I HAVE THE ADAM! I HAVE THE SPLICERS! AND NOW, I RUN THE CITY!!!" yelled Fonatine as electricty sparked from his fingertips.

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?"

"BECAUSE I AM THE KI-"

"SHUT UP!" Yelled Maddawg as he charged Fontaine and punched him square in the nose.

Fontaine steped back grasping his face in shock. Suddenly he disappeared and reappeared on the other side of the room.

"WHAT'S THE MATTER YOU LITTLE ALIEN *****!? AFRAID OF SOMETHING?" said the glowing blue Fonatine who was strapped to a giant table.

"How did!?....You know what?...." Said Maddawg as he stepped around the corner and came back with a box labled "Dynamite."

"WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

"Just some explosive work." Said Maddawg as he took a stick of Dynamite, lit it and stuck it in Fontaine's mouth. "LATER!" Said Maddawg as he ran down a hallway, hearing a loud explosion behind him.