The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

Phil wandered the massive halls of the Walmart, trying to find his lost group. After searching for a while, he finally found his leader at the drinks section.

"Oy, Ram! Come one, we had enough fun. We need to start our search for-YE GOD!"

Phil flinched away from the ghastly sight of Ram's (more then usual) disgruntled, drawn face.

"LOOK! PHIL!" Ram shouted, showing a bottle of rum in Phil's face with each word, "they're having a sale on rum! BUY TWO, GET TWO MORE FREE!"

"Er, yeah that's great boss," Phil muttered, pushing the drinks away, "but what about our mission-"

Phil was abruptly cut off by an announcement from the store.

Attention all Walmart Shoppers! This hour's extra special sale is on bulk supply of hay!

"OMGHAY!" Ram cried, rushing through the protesting Phil to get to the sweet sale.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

A bland, nondescript, solitary IRS agent on vacation was lounging on the beach in a one-piece swimsuit, reading a book, when a huge wave caused by a soul wave drenched her completely. Spluttering, she adjusts her glasses and walks back to her hotel room. "There's no rest for the wicked." After taking a shower, she packs up her belongings and readies herself for the task of auditing the citizens of Rapture. "I wonder if anyone is still alive..."

The IRS finds everyone.

Spoiler: OOC

I will admit. That was actually a very clever joke. Kudos to you =D

Maddawg travel through the hallways of Rapture, leaving dead bodies of thuggish splicers in his wake.

"You'd think these guys would be a lot smarter then just running up to an alien that is about 3 times their size with a chainsaw staff, with nothing but a lead pipe to use as a weapon." he said to himself as he ripped off the head of a splicer.

WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY! yelled a voice as Grimm ran down the hallway with a crazy doctor in a machine gun. Grimm hid behind Maddawg as Stienman stopped in front of him.

"GET OUT OF THE WAY ALIEN!" Yelled Stienman. "I MUST PURGE THE UGLY!"

"Ugly? You're one to talk! You're the only boss in this game that dosen't even have his own model. You're just another doctor and the only difference is that your robes are read!" Said Maddawg holding up a dead doctor splicer to compare him to Stienman.

"B-bu-"

"Look! You even have the same facial scarring! What? Did you fuck up on a surgery on yourself or something?"

"But Aphrodite said..." Said Stienman as he crawled into a feetle postion and began contemplating the realities of Rapture.

Maddawg looked at him and he and Grimm walked by. "Making fun of the Character Model....works everytime." Said Maddawg.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"WAIT A FUCKING SECOND!" Nightmare shouted at...whoever Dispelga is

"What?" he said

"How in the name of Khorne did you get an airship here?" Nightmare said

"Why wouldn't I be able to get an airship here?" Dispelga's avatar asked

"We're in Rapture. Rapture is underwater."

Dispelga's avatar suddenly realized his airship was in the ocean. His airship sank and he began suffocating. He began banging on the glass window Nightmare was watching him from. Nightmare laughed at him.

"Stupid mortals." he said "Now, time to go find the other villains."

Nightmare walked out of Sander Cohen's theater.

Let's start back at the part where I said: "Why wouldn't I be able to get an airship here?"

OT: "Well, this ain't no ordinary airship boy, this here's the Diving Nautilus, only ship that can dive to the depth and rise to the skies. PLAY FF3 ONCE IN A WHILE WHY DON'T CHA!
*Rises to the surface.* (Look up Final Fantay 3 Diving Nautilus on google.)

Spoiler: I don't normally double post, but I feel that this must be addressed

Dispelga man...you need to realize that his is an RP, not a forum game.As such you need to treat it as one.

First off, your character should have a name. Anything at all would be fine, but just something that we can at least address you by!

Second, This is an RP and should be treated as one. You can't take part of the post and go from where you would like. You can't just pick up from where you want and the whole post should be in character unless told otherwise in the post.

Finally, Follow the rules. We are MUCH more leniant to posters, but we are a comedic RP.We make jokes we have fun, but without the rules in place, the RP would descend into chaos. So please. Before you go any farther, just clean up your act a little bit.

 

[ajb924]

"Sup guys?" Sho asked as he walked in to see Nightmare and the other guy doing whatever the FUCK is going on there. "Uhhhhh yea... I think I'm gonna pop in on Maddawgs plot..."

About an hour later....
"GOD DAMN IT! WHY DO I KEEP ENDING UP HERE!?" Sho asked to realize he was back with Nightmare and the other guy. "Well, whatever... Nightmare, we've met. I think you've show up in this universe..." Sho mumbled. He then pulled out his revolver and put it up to the other guy's head. "So, who's side you on?" Sho asked him casually.

Spoiler: Dispelga

Are you the Onion Knight? If so, can you make it clear in your next post. I don't want to name your character. So just make it clear who you are, please?

 

[ajb924]

"Grimm can't die. This has been established. On numerous occasions..." Sho said laughingly. "How can you swing that OBNOXIOUSLY large sword around anyway?! The fucking BUSTER SWORD is more practical than that thing!" Sho asked Nightmare.
"Your a JRPG villain asking me how I can perform some bullshit?" Nightmare asked back.
"Good point, now, where IS Maddawg?" Sho asked.
"Let's think back to Bioshock... Remembering the game, what's the most likely place he'd be?" Nightmare asked
"Let's see...." Sho began "Maddawgs an alien who likes killing... He's probably gotten Grimm back by now... So.... Maybe he's killing all of the little girls in the orphanage! That's what I'd be doing!"

 

[SpaceSpork]

Sidoh was incredibly busy inspecting the Star Wars novels for EU inconsistencies. "Ah ha!" Shouted Sidoh. " In the Star Wars: The Clone Wars novel, it says that the 501st Legion all wear UX-XXI V2 body armor, but in Star Wars Imperial Commando: 501st it says they wear UX-XXI V3 body armor!" In the distance, he heard the tramping of many, many goat feet. He turned, and saw a gi-fucking-gantic army of goats, rushing towards the hay aisle, which was conveniently placed right next to the Star Wars Novels aisle.
"OH SHIIIII-"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"I don't use JRPG characters for tests. Too much diplomatic backlash." Said Maddawg as he and Grim rose up to the surface and caught sight of Xandus and Sho and .....some guy....

"But isn't Grimm from an Anime?" Asked Sho.

"He's from a Western Anime! Anyways, I think may-" Said Maddawg as he caught sight of an IRS agent in a boat swimming sailing toward them. "SHIT THE IRS! QUICK HIDE ME! I HAVEN'T PAID MY TAXES IN YEARS!"

 

[ajb924]

"You have a job trying to take over the world... You seem to have no income, just an unlimited pool of money, why would you NEED to pay taxes?" Grimm asked him.
"Uhhhhh SHUT UP!" Maddawg said and pushed Grimm into the ocean.
"I CAN'T SWIM!" Grimm said before sinking into the water.
"Should we help him?" That one dude asked.
"Wait for it..." Sho muttered looking at his watch. Grimm suddenly came falling out of the sky and landed next to the villains. "Told you he couldn't die." Sho said to Nightmare.
"Well I'll be damned..." Nightmare mumbled watching as Grimm got up and dusted himself off.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

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[ajb924]

Well God damn boy, You actually broke the Nautilus. *Cough*

That's not too damn bad. I guess I at least owe you the honour of knowing my name.

*Floats to the surface of the ocean in front of Nightmare.*

My name is Luneth, but you may call me Onion Knight.

I don't mean to brag, but I have a... BREATH OF ICE! *Uses Blizzara.*

Spoiler: WHAT?

I'm sorry but HUH!? Xandus broke your ship a while ago... Have you been reading all the posts?

 

[Sam G]

"Submarines, submarines, submarines... ah!" Sam was browsing the nautical vehicles aisle for a submarine he liked, and he'd found one. He brought it to the till, paid for it and dragged it over to the coast, where he dropped it into the ocean and hopped inside. Sam cruised his way towards Rapture, stopped the sub a few feet away and hopped out. He brought out his borrowed drill and burrowed a hole into the side of the underwater city through which he dropped inside, accompanied by a flood of salt water. Sam wandered around until he came across a Big Daddy.
"AAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Sam yelled, activating his drill and sprinting at the Big Daddy. The two duelled, drill against drill, with the points of each drill eventually connecting with one another. Sam released all his pent-up spiral energy and his drill started to glow.
"GIGA!!!" Sam pushed forward suddenly, knocking the Big Daddy off his feet.
"DRILL!!!" The golden drill grew to the size of a bus.
"BREAKER!!!" Sam drove his drill into the Big Daddy's body and spun it at eleven times the speed of light, utterly obliterating the mechanical menace. His awesome homage to Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann complete, Sam turned to leave when he noticed the villains. "Oh, hi guys. How's it going?"
"Not bad..." Sho replied cautiously.
"Oh, good to hear. Well, I'm off then," Sam said, and climbed out of the hole he'd made earlier.

"Here," Sam said, passing the drill back to Phil upon returning to the surface. "I don't need it anymore. I feel..." Sam took a deep breath. "...Fulfilled. Like I'll never need to do anything that references anything else ever again."

 

[Zepren]

"Prepare for trouble" Boomed a voice above Sam and Phil, the silhouette of a chicken had appeared, shrouded in darkness.
"Make it double, fool" Another voice appear and the silhouette of a large man with a Mohawk appeared.

Dramatic music flared through the air.

"To protect the world from devastation..." Said the first.
"To unite all fools within our nations..." Came the second.
"To denounce all evils, truth and love..."
"To extend our reach to the stars above"

"Glenrath!" Glenrath stepped forward revealing himself to the light. His dark eyes peering down at the heroes, a red "N" on his chest.
"T" Mr T, close ally of Glenrath also stepped forward, a red "N" also painted on his chest.
"Team Neutral blast off at the speed of light"
"Surrender fools, or prepare to fight fight fight!"
"Neutral, that's right!" The two said in unison striking awesome poses.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

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[Orinon]

CybeRyan used the adam he got to gain the elctro ball and incinerate plasmid. he escaped raputer after finding an Andrew Ryan animatronic and throwing it in his head.
He saw the heroes fighting angels or something he sat on a cloud and watched the show.