The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

"How many fucking airships does that guy have! And why was an airship IN the ground! SUBTERRITORY IS LOCUST TERRITORY!" Yelled Maddawg in Anger, shaking his fist at the airship.

"Alright, now what?" Asked Grim.

"I don't know! Why are you looking at me?"

"You're the one who usally comes up with plot lines for the villans after all." Said Sho.

"Well....uuhhh..." Said Maddawg.

IN REALITY!

Adam digs through his collection of games to find something he can make fun of.

"Uhhh Left 4 Dead, did that.....Assassin's Creed...did that too....Army of Two, that game does a good job of making fun of itself....Hmmmm Modern Warfare 2."

IN THE AVATAR ADVENTURE!

"I GOT IT! WE'LL START A WAR BETWEEN AMERICA AND RUSSIA!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

Meanwhile...again...

Phil thanked Sam as he tossed the drill at him. It turned back into the H.a.L.O and Phil slipped it back onto his arm.

"Sam, I need your help." Phil asked the fellow hero.

"Yeah? Whatcha need?" Sam asked in reply.

"We need to hurry up and find Rag's soul and find the other heroes. My arc senses are tingling. And they tell me that the villains are getting ready to start a new mission/adventure/arc...thing." Phil explained to him.

"So...I seen Ram head for the hay section. I say we head there first. Agreed?" Phil asked.

In response, Sam nodded and they made their way towards the aisle, in hopes to find their leader.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Alright then. We'll compromise. We'll screw with him and maybe get him blamed and cause a war between Japan and America....or Russia...hell any big power will do, I just want to see some nuclear missiles launched." Said Maddawg as he whipped out a Cell-Phone. "Hey Gordon! Ya..it's me again. Listen, we're gonna need a ride."

Moments later, an emergence hole opened up on the nearby island and 3 Reavers overhead.

"Why are their only 3?" Asked Grim.

"Because you'll be flying something else." Said Maddawg.

"WHY CAN'T I FLY A REAVER!"

"Because last time I gave you a Reaver you flew it into the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom's house!"

a few moments of quarreling later

3 Reavers carrying Sho, Maddawg and Nightmare fly after the airship, while Grim slowly follows by hanging on to a pack of seagulls.

 

[sky14kemea]

Spoiler: ooc

hope this is okay :0

A large pirate ship floated along, inches above the waters edge. It was powered by some kinda steampunk device, that allowed it to fly through the air.
A rainbow-haired captain stepped out onto the deck, breathing in the ocean breeze.

"Arr... It's gonna be a good day." She said to herself, with a content smile.
In the water below, she spotted another large ship, labbeled "The Invincible".
"Invincible huh...? We'll see about that! "

She walked away from the edge of the air ship, climbing the stairs up to the steering wheel.
"ARR, YE SCURVY DOGS, PREPARE THE CANNONS! THIS SHIP BE IN MA AIR SPACE!" She roared, before looking around.
"Where's me crew...? Arrrgh!"
The Captain jumped back to the deck, grabbing a cannonball and loading it herself. She spotted 3 strange creatures flying nearby, they looked like octopus, with the head of a beast. There was also a small flock of seagulls following them.
"Arr, I got no time for flying Kraken." She grumbled, putting gunpowder into the cannon.
"FIRE!" The Captain lit the cannon, and dived away as it exploded towards The Invincible.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

A large cannon flew through the air and smashed into the hull of the Invincible. The air ship rocked back and forth, teetering on the brink of falling over.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Yelled Nightmare. "That was suppose to be our kill!" He said as the ship dived back into the water.

"Relax. We both know that he'll proably end up making another one appear out of thin air." said Maddawg as he looked below at the pirate.

The reavers touched down on the ship, their weight rocking the ship back and forth.

"Sweet! A pirate. I never met a pirate before. Do you think you can get me a copy of God of War 3 for free?" Asked Sho.

Spoiler

Tis fine Sky, nice to have you back =D

 

[sky14kemea]

The Captain stumbled as the ship rocked back and forth.

"I guess I could.. I mean it'd only take-" She spun around, realising there were people aboard.

"INTRUDERS! YARRGH!" She drew her sword, shaking it wildly, before dropping it.

"Bugger.... What do ye want?" She asked them, searching herself in the hopes of finding a gun.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan noticed the girl pirate. He activated his rocket boots and landed on her ship. Good day this is a fine vessel. It seems you need a crew though. I will crew you ship If you will have me." CybeRhianna also would help crew the ship

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: YAY! ITS SKY!

And Maddawg, I really do want a free copy of God of War III so I laughed hard at your post.
Oh, and Sam. I just watched the new TTGL movie and I think I figured out why you started making all the references all of a sudden.

Ninja'd. Disregard.

 

[sky14kemea]

Spoiler: ooc

xD tell me when you edit, so I can edit, sorry about that D:

The Captain narrowed her eyes at these.. 'Villains'.

"I may be, I may not. I be whatever takes my fancy." She said, leaning over the edge as the android landed on the deck of The Invincible, which was billowing with smoke.

"Arrr, that ship be sinking soon. Tell ye what! I'll join ye scurvy bastards if ye help me loot this vessel. My name be Captain Sky-Bird!" She picked up her sword and sheathed it, jumping onto the edge of the ship.

"Captain Scabbard...?" Asked Maddawg, looking confused.
"Ska Bad?" Grim repeated.

"JUST CALL ME CAP'N SKY!" She roared, jumping off the air ship and onto the deck of The Invincible.

 

[ajb924]

"Well, this has taken a turn for the better." Sho said. "Not only did we get to destroy and underwater city, but we also get a captain on our team!"
"Aye, so how will we be getting the loot from this vessel to where ye all are taking shelter?" Cap'n Sky asked.
The group thought for a moment. "I have an idea! Wheres that kid?" Sho said looking for Dispegia he found him and grabbed him. "MAKE US AN AIRSHIP!" Sho searched the kid and found an odd weapon. When he fired it an airship shot out. "Huh, well that would explain it... Get all the shit on board everyone!" Sho said grinning aboard the new airship.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan woke up on the Invincible he went super form (AKA he is now yellow) and blew the invincible to bits in rage
"Hmm not a villain am I." he called Kirby Rhianna and he let out a signal.
"Red get over here I got a job for you." the crew of another airship (Yes another airship) made its way towards a safe zone.
The ship had the word "blade written on it. The ship was of massive proportions it was as long as two empire state buildings
[spoiler/][img/] http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7602/bladeshipsmbz.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
Its massive size did nothing to hinder its speed. It moved at possibly 150 miles an hour.
Using a pair of binoculars they could see CybeRyan, CybeRhianna, Kirby, and Five Different coloured robot like soldiers. Noticing the soldier?s one of Sho asked Hey who are you bozos.
The red soldier thing laughed "they formed a line their backs were turned away from them they then started to talk
The red one said "We fight for Evil."
The black one said "We live for Disorder'
The Green One said "We like what we do"
The Yellow one said "We eat donuts'
The Pink one said "we wear the trendiest clothes
Together they said:

Spoiler: We Are

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[/spoiler]
"Ok you got a bunch of brightly coloured, soldiers to help you fight so what."
CybeRyan and CybeRhianna fused together to increase their power." CybeRyan looked at the Axem rangers "What's my power level?" red uses a scouter
"4500." With That CRyan fused with Axem, Red he looked almost like himself but was now red instead of blue and wielded red battle axe.
Axem Green then said "Yo black what?s the scouter say about his power level.
"IT'S OVER 9 THOUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND."
"WHAT 9000!" said yellow?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg watches Cap'n Sky flew into the air and landed back onto the ship with a thud. "I'd give the form a 9.8, but the landing was about a 7.0" Said Maddawg

Cap'n Sky stood up and wobbled on her feet as her head reeled. "I...I got a jar of dirt...." She said as she walked to the railing of the ship to balance herself.

Sho jumped on a Reaver and flew over to Axem and grabbed his scanner. "Let me see that!....No wonder! You got the calibration screwed up! Plus....is that 0 drawn on? Hang on a second." He said as he took the machine apart and put it back together. "There we go" he said as he took the scanner and scanned Nightmare.

Combined strength of 740. "Not bad....not bad at all. " said Nightmare.

He scanned Cap'n Sky. Combined strength of 597 "Y'arr?"

He Scanned Maddawg. Combined Stregnth of 621 "Sweeeeettt!"

He Scanned Grimm. Combined stregnth of -21 "Ya- WAIT WHAT!?"

 

[sky14kemea]

Cap'n Sky hugged the jar of dirt close, as Sho flew back to the ship. She limped over, looking at the scanner herself.
"Arrr, I want a go!" She grabbed it eagerly.

She scanned Sho. Combined Strength of 618.

She scanned Axem. Combined Strength of 733.

"Yarr.. Everyone be stronger, but I got a jar of dirt." The Cap'n said smugly, giving Sho back the scanner.

She walked back to the steering wheel of the ship, singing to herself.
"Yar har fiddle deh dee, Bein' a Pirate is alright to be! Do what ya want 'cause a Pirate is free, you arr a Pirate!"

 

[Zepren]

Spoiler: OOC

Oh come on. I make a big dramatic return and Phil and anyone in his general area ignores me and Mr T. I'm gutted.

 

[Pm0n3y]

-snip-

Spoiler: Oh, my bad Zeph.

I didn't even see your last post. Well, since you're here, you think you can help us finish our search? I wanna hurry up and confront some villains! their new arc looks fun!

 

[Zepren]

Spoiler

Meh, we'll see. I would have if you had noticed before lol. Me and Mr T are Chaotic Neutral now, or so the trope told me when I came to return so, we'll see.

 

[ajb924]

-snip-

Spoiler: Oh, my bad Zeph.

I didn't even see your last post. Well, since you're here, you think you can help us finish our search? I wanna hurry up and confront some villains! their new arc looks fun!

Spoiler: HAHAHA!

Now you know how we feel ALL THE TIME! =P
Usually it's the heroes who're the ones with the big crazy adventure while the villains sit around Nexus hitting Grimm.

"Being a pirate sounds fun..." Sho mumbled jealously.
"But you need to keep up with the lingo. Remember back in the first universe when you tried to use the math lingo from your game? How long did that last?" Nightmare said.
"Meh, good point." Sho said shrugging. "Wait, how do you remember that? You weren't here!"
"I just do." Nightmare responded.
"So... Do we.... Fight these guys?" Sho asked.
"Dunno... They said they were evil... But...." Maddawg mumbled.
"Alright mateys! Attack!" Cap'n Sky cried out boarding the Ranger's ship.
"Huh. That seems like the best course of action." Sho mumbled and jumped on to the other ship."
"Fair enough." Maddawg said and followed.
"I don't think I'm agile enough to jump that far so..." Nightmare began. He walked over to one of the ships canons and launched himself into the Ranger's ship.

 

[Orinon]

AxemRyan looked at all the others
"Any way aren?t we starting a war between America and Russia? May we should tell Americans that Russia has 50,000,000 tons of oil per person."

Spoiler: OOC

If you?re an American are offended by this post, well boo freaking hoo. It's true and you know it