The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Wait wait wait!" Sho began as Phil was charging
"What is it now?" Phil asked not slowing down
"Aren't you an angel? From Christianity or something?" Sho asked.
"Ehh.... This is more fun." Phil replied.
"Fair enough." Sho said shrugging. "Well, while you fight Nightmare... Can we go swimming?"
"Ummmmm yes?" Phil replied confused
"FUCK YEA. SWIMMING." Sho said running to the water.
"Sho...If we've been attacked by two greek gods.... What do you think is going to be in that water?" Maddawg asked.
"ARGH! I KNOW THIS ONE!" Sky began. "IT BE THE MOBY DICK."
The group looked at her in amazement.
"The one time The Kraken is the correct answer..." Sho mumbled.
"ARGH! The Kraken be back in the cave where we left it!" Sky replied.
"THAT. WAS. NESSIE." Maddawg tried to explain.
Suddenly the Kraken erupted out of the water.
"ARGH! It be Moby Dick! Just like I said!"
"Yea... Well, that's about what... A 1200 foot monster... In 6 feet of water?" Sho said confused.
"MOBY DICK DEFIES SPACE AND TIME!" Sky said.
"Uh huh..." Maddawg mumbled. "Well... Nightmare, while you fight Phil, we'll deal with the Kraken"
"ARGH! I told you already! It be the Moby Dick!"
"What is it now?" Phil asked not slowing down
"Aren't you an angel? From Christianity or something?" Sho asked.
"Ehh.... This is more fun." Phil replied.
"Fair enough." Sho said shrugging. "Well, while you fight Nightmare... Can we go swimming?"
"Ummmmm yes?" Phil replied confused
"FUCK YEA. SWIMMING." Sho said running to the water.
"Sho...If we've been attacked by two greek gods.... What do you think is going to be in that water?" Maddawg asked.
"ARGH! I KNOW THIS ONE!" Sky began. "IT BE THE MOBY DICK."
The group looked at her in amazement.
"The one time The Kraken is the correct answer..." Sho mumbled.
"ARGH! The Kraken be back in the cave where we left it!" Sky replied.
"THAT. WAS. NESSIE." Maddawg tried to explain.
Suddenly the Kraken erupted out of the water.
"ARGH! It be Moby Dick! Just like I said!"
"Yea... Well, that's about what... A 1200 foot monster... In 6 feet of water?" Sho said confused.
"MOBY DICK DEFIES SPACE AND TIME!" Sky said.
"Uh huh..." Maddawg mumbled. "Well... Nightmare, while you fight Phil, we'll deal with the Kraken"
"ARGH! I told you already! It be the Moby Dick!"
"Yarrr! I have an idea!" Cap'n Sky yelled, wielding the Vorpal sword. A few stray skittles fell on her head.
"You boys distract ol' Moby while I make enough Skittles to fill the ocean!" She said triumphantly.
"That could take ages!" Grimm complained. Cap'n Sky glared at him, and kicked him in the stomach.
"Arrr! Ye got a better plan?"
"[small]Oww... My spleen..[/small]" Grimm mumbled.
"You boys distract ol' Moby while I make enough Skittles to fill the ocean!" She said triumphantly.
"That could take ages!" Grimm complained. Cap'n Sky glared at him, and kicked him in the stomach.
"Arrr! Ye got a better plan?"
"[small]Oww... My spleen..[/small]" Grimm mumbled.
"MUSA! Just wait a moment. We have a plan. While their all fighting the Kraken, we'll take care of Sky, everyone knows she's the weakest, and reclaim the Vorpal sword." Said Link in a hushed voice.
"Ooooooh! Great plan!" Said Musa.
"I'nt it?" Said Link.
"Alright let's go." Link submered himself and swam as close to Sky as possible without being noticed, then leaped high out of the water and pointed his sword down for a downstab.
"EAT THIS *****!" Said Link as the sword came down on Sky, who tried to dodge it, but still got her arm cut pretty bad.
"ARRRRRGGH! ME ARM!" Said (Do I need to say who?)
"ME HEARTIES! I NEED HELP!" Said Sky.
"Uhhh, we're kinda busy right now" Said Sho
"You can handle him, he's just a hero." Said Maddawg.
"I'VE GOT BIGGER DAMN FISH TO FRY!" Said Nightmare, who was duking it out with Phil the Angel.
"Arrrggh... Alright! BRING IT ON LANDLUBBER!"
"With pleasure..." Said Link as he raised his sword and charged.
"Ooooooh! Great plan!" Said Musa.
"I'nt it?" Said Link.
"Alright let's go." Link submered himself and swam as close to Sky as possible without being noticed, then leaped high out of the water and pointed his sword down for a downstab.
"EAT THIS *****!" Said Link as the sword came down on Sky, who tried to dodge it, but still got her arm cut pretty bad.
"ARRRRRGGH! ME ARM!" Said (Do I need to say who?)
"ME HEARTIES! I NEED HELP!" Said Sky.
"Uhhh, we're kinda busy right now" Said Sho
"You can handle him, he's just a hero." Said Maddawg.
"I'VE GOT BIGGER DAMN FISH TO FRY!" Said Nightmare, who was duking it out with Phil the Angel.
"Arrrggh... Alright! BRING IT ON LANDLUBBER!"
"With pleasure..." Said Link as he raised his sword and charged.
As Grim laid on the ground trying to catch his breath and the others ran off to fill the sea with the Fruity Deliciousness that is Skittles, another god appeared before him.
He was a skinny young god, with glowing bright blond hair and a wreath of flames surronding his forehead. He flipped a coin in his left hand and gave a smirk at Grim. On his feet were two golden winged sandels that granted him the ability of super speed and for those who have an inkling to who this may be, but your only known source of what he looks like is the Dinsey Movie "Hercules" NO! HE IS NOT BLUE SKINNED!
"Well well well, another foolish mortal who has decided to side with the fools" said Hermes, flipping his gold coin multiple times.
"Who the fuck are you?" said Grim.
"Why I am Hermes, the god of messengers,thieves, traveling and border crossing." Said the young arrogent man. "You are nothing more then a mere mortal...and it appears that you are of a weaker stature then your friends" He said pointing to Maddawg, Sho, Cap'n Sky and Nightmare."Then destroying you will be a good bit of fun for me I suppose!" He yelled, sprinting at Grim and punching him in the face.
"OW! I THINK YOU CHIPPED ONE OF MY TEETH!" Yelled Grim.
"I'll do more then just chip your teeth mortal! I'll rip off your head!!!" Said the god as he made another run at Grim, who had managed to dodge and trip Hermes. The god slipped for a bit before stopping and lifting his face off the sand. "You hit me.......NOT FAIR!"
"What are you talking about! You hit me first!" Yelled back Grim.
"NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!" Said Hermes, tears rolling down his eyes as he charged back at Grim. The two clashed in what could only be described as the greatest,epic and most gruesome sissy slap fight that had ever existed.
MEANWHILE! WITH THE MOBY DICK MONSTER!
"Argh! SKITTLE POWERS! ACTIVIATE!" Said Cap'n Sky as she raised the Vorpal sword with her good arm and a large rainbow of skittles poured out of the blade, launching Link back and into Moby Dick. Ol' Moby turned around and looked at the young man in a green dress. It let out a loud shout and picked up Link with one of it's tentcles and threw him into his mouth. The fish's face turned from a menacing evil smile to that of disgust and worry as it tried licking a nearby rock to get rid of the taste it had aquired from eating the young boy.
"What do you think is wrong with him?" Said Sho as he watched Moby Dick drink salt water.
"Well.....if you just ate a guy who traveled the world and never took a bath or changed his clothes, wouldn't you be a little disgusted?" Answered Maddawg.
Sky looked over to the flying fairy, who just stared in confusion. "ARGH! YOU WANNA GO NEXT FAIRY GIRL!"
INSIDE MOBY DICK!
"AAAHH AHHHH AHH AHHHH OOF!" yelled Link as he hit the bottom of the creature's throat. He stood up and looked around.
"Well, that couldn't have gone worse. " said Midna
"Shut up! I would have had her if Maddawg didn't post." said Link. He reched into his pocket and pulled out a lantern and looked around. Shocked at what he found, his mouth opened wide. For he found a bald man playing on a piano and singing this hit song from the late 90s
"So that is why he is called MOBY Dick..." said Link.
' It sure is a better reason then what I thought.."
He was a skinny young god, with glowing bright blond hair and a wreath of flames surronding his forehead. He flipped a coin in his left hand and gave a smirk at Grim. On his feet were two golden winged sandels that granted him the ability of super speed and for those who have an inkling to who this may be, but your only known source of what he looks like is the Dinsey Movie "Hercules" NO! HE IS NOT BLUE SKINNED!
"Well well well, another foolish mortal who has decided to side with the fools" said Hermes, flipping his gold coin multiple times.
"Who the fuck are you?" said Grim.
"Why I am Hermes, the god of messengers,thieves, traveling and border crossing." Said the young arrogent man. "You are nothing more then a mere mortal...and it appears that you are of a weaker stature then your friends" He said pointing to Maddawg, Sho, Cap'n Sky and Nightmare."Then destroying you will be a good bit of fun for me I suppose!" He yelled, sprinting at Grim and punching him in the face.
"OW! I THINK YOU CHIPPED ONE OF MY TEETH!" Yelled Grim.
"I'll do more then just chip your teeth mortal! I'll rip off your head!!!" Said the god as he made another run at Grim, who had managed to dodge and trip Hermes. The god slipped for a bit before stopping and lifting his face off the sand. "You hit me.......NOT FAIR!"
"What are you talking about! You hit me first!" Yelled back Grim.
"NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!" Said Hermes, tears rolling down his eyes as he charged back at Grim. The two clashed in what could only be described as the greatest,epic and most gruesome sissy slap fight that had ever existed.
MEANWHILE! WITH THE MOBY DICK MONSTER!
"Argh! SKITTLE POWERS! ACTIVIATE!" Said Cap'n Sky as she raised the Vorpal sword with her good arm and a large rainbow of skittles poured out of the blade, launching Link back and into Moby Dick. Ol' Moby turned around and looked at the young man in a green dress. It let out a loud shout and picked up Link with one of it's tentcles and threw him into his mouth. The fish's face turned from a menacing evil smile to that of disgust and worry as it tried licking a nearby rock to get rid of the taste it had aquired from eating the young boy.
"What do you think is wrong with him?" Said Sho as he watched Moby Dick drink salt water.
"Well.....if you just ate a guy who traveled the world and never took a bath or changed his clothes, wouldn't you be a little disgusted?" Answered Maddawg.
Sky looked over to the flying fairy, who just stared in confusion. "ARGH! YOU WANNA GO NEXT FAIRY GIRL!"
INSIDE MOBY DICK!
"AAAHH AHHHH AHH AHHHH OOF!" yelled Link as he hit the bottom of the creature's throat. He stood up and looked around.
"Well, that couldn't have gone worse. " said Midna
"Shut up! I would have had her if Maddawg didn't post." said Link. He reched into his pocket and pulled out a lantern and looked around. Shocked at what he found, his mouth opened wide. For he found a bald man playing on a piano and singing this hit song from the late 90s
"So that is why he is called MOBY Dick..." said Link.
' It sure is a better reason then what I thought.."
Oh god i resorted to puns....I need to wash my brain now!
As Nightmare and Phil faught, they soon found themselves in a giant sword struggle. Nightmare took this chance to talk with the angel.
"If you're an angel for God (that other god), then why are you fighting for the greek gods?" Nightmare asked with a dash of strain in his voice.
"Didn't you know? All heavenly entities are related. Once news got around that Gods were being killed in the universe i'm in, he radioed me and told me to take out whoever was causing the trouble." Phil calmly replied.
Nightmare acknowledged the news thoughtfully before Phil broke out of the struggle and kicked Nightmare to the ground.
"Now, enough talk. Time for you be vanquished demon spawn." Phil said, slowly approaching Nightmare, dragging the giant Soulcailbur behind him.
"If you're an angel for God (that other god), then why are you fighting for the greek gods?" Nightmare asked with a dash of strain in his voice.
"Didn't you know? All heavenly entities are related. Once news got around that Gods were being killed in the universe i'm in, he radioed me and told me to take out whoever was causing the trouble." Phil calmly replied.
Nightmare acknowledged the news thoughtfully before Phil broke out of the struggle and kicked Nightmare to the ground.
"Now, enough talk. Time for you be vanquished demon spawn." Phil said, slowly approaching Nightmare, dragging the giant Soulcailbur behind him.
"Fuck... how do I get out of here..." Said Link.
"Well sonny, you could always o out the back exit." Said the strane old man.
Link thought about it for a second and thought that it couldn't be any worse than being inside that giant fish from OoT, but Midna didn't think so.
She punched that old man so hard in the face, his neck spun around 2 whole times and completly shattered his neck.
"NO! NEVER! WE'RE NEVER GOING BACK THERE!"
Link spotted a lot of broken lumber scattered around and an Idea popped into his head.
"HEY! Why don't we do like Pinocchio?" Said Link
"Who?" Said Midna.
"Y'know, Pinocchio. We lit fire to his father's ship and the whale sneezed them out." Said Link.
"OH SURE! LET'S JUST DO THAT! WHY THINK OF SOMETHING LOGICAL WHEN WE CAN JUST-"
But before she finished speaking, Link slit fire to the lumber.
The smoke made the whale sneeze them out, and somehow in th direction of Sky!
Link noticed this and decided to draw his sword and stick it in front of him, ready to implae her.
"YOU'RE MINE!" Shouted Link.
"Ehhhh... WAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Shouted Sky before the sword impaled her other arm.
With no good arm to hold the sword, she had to drop it, and Link swiftly picked it up.
"HAH! I win! See you latta suckas!" Said Link as he dovve into the water and towards the Kraken Grotto.
Midna Stuck her tongue out at the Villains before diving into the water with a perfect backflip.
Musa followed too.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGH! ME ARMS!" Shouted Sky.
MEANWHILE!
The rest of the heroes were still falling.
"We're still not on the ground..." Said Sam who then laid back in a sleeping position in mid-air, but just as he got comfortable, the sting of the water hit them, and the landed right by the Kraken's Grotto.
"OW! DAMNIT!" Shouted Ram.
Link had just made it to the grotto as they arrived.
"HEY GUYS! I GOT THE SWORD BACK!"
Link was welcomed by a hoof to the face and a punch to the head from Sam.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Shouted Link.
"FOR GIVING MADDAWG THE SWORD!" Said Ram and Sam simultaniously.
"Riiiiiiiiiggght." Said Link.
"Anyway, here it is, i'll keep it safer this time." Said Link, as he proceeded to swallow it.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT IT FOR?!" Shouted Sam.
"I can always pull it back out, watch." Said Lin, who then made a gaging noise and then stuck his hand in his mouth and pulled the sword out, then ate it again.
"Please don't ever do that in front of me again..." Said Musa.
"Well sonny, you could always o out the back exit." Said the strane old man.
Link thought about it for a second and thought that it couldn't be any worse than being inside that giant fish from OoT, but Midna didn't think so.
She punched that old man so hard in the face, his neck spun around 2 whole times and completly shattered his neck.
"NO! NEVER! WE'RE NEVER GOING BACK THERE!"
Link spotted a lot of broken lumber scattered around and an Idea popped into his head.
"HEY! Why don't we do like Pinocchio?" Said Link
"Who?" Said Midna.
"Y'know, Pinocchio. We lit fire to his father's ship and the whale sneezed them out." Said Link.
"OH SURE! LET'S JUST DO THAT! WHY THINK OF SOMETHING LOGICAL WHEN WE CAN JUST-"
But before she finished speaking, Link slit fire to the lumber.
The smoke made the whale sneeze them out, and somehow in th direction of Sky!
Link noticed this and decided to draw his sword and stick it in front of him, ready to implae her.
"YOU'RE MINE!" Shouted Link.
"Ehhhh... WAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Shouted Sky before the sword impaled her other arm.
With no good arm to hold the sword, she had to drop it, and Link swiftly picked it up.
"HAH! I win! See you latta suckas!" Said Link as he dovve into the water and towards the Kraken Grotto.
Midna Stuck her tongue out at the Villains before diving into the water with a perfect backflip.
Musa followed too.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGH! ME ARMS!" Shouted Sky.
MEANWHILE!
The rest of the heroes were still falling.
"We're still not on the ground..." Said Sam who then laid back in a sleeping position in mid-air, but just as he got comfortable, the sting of the water hit them, and the landed right by the Kraken's Grotto.
"OW! DAMNIT!" Shouted Ram.
Link had just made it to the grotto as they arrived.
"HEY GUYS! I GOT THE SWORD BACK!"
Link was welcomed by a hoof to the face and a punch to the head from Sam.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Shouted Link.
"FOR GIVING MADDAWG THE SWORD!" Said Ram and Sam simultaniously.
"Riiiiiiiiiggght." Said Link.
"Anyway, here it is, i'll keep it safer this time." Said Link, as he proceeded to swallow it.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT IT FOR?!" Shouted Sam.
"I can always pull it back out, watch." Said Lin, who then made a gaging noise and then stuck his hand in his mouth and pulled the sword out, then ate it again.
"Please don't ever do that in front of me again..." Said Musa.
Fury, cool it a little bit, you are going back to your old ways of one shotting everyone.....again...and the same goes for you Xandus, I know you are meant to be a powerful swordsmen, but you need to tone it down a bit. You just killed the lord of the damned in one shot. So all I can say is this, both of you, tone it down a bit.
"CAP'N SKY! Are you ok!?" Sho asked worriedly.
"Argh... I can't be feeling my arms." Sky moaned.
"Well... That's because they aren't really there..." Sho mumbled.
"YARGH! I'M GONNA KILL THAT SKIRT WEARING BASTARD!" Sky shouted and blood began to leak from her wounds.
"I'LL HELP!" Sho said triumphantly.
"Ye be a doctor?" Sky asked cautiously
"Well... Not in LEGAL terms... But I think I can fix this!" Sho said.
"Argh... This can't end well..."
"Relax! The guy who trained me gave me metal kidney's! Well I think that was in this run through.... Maybe not though..." Sho looked at Maddawgs fingers. "Nope, that was the one BEFORE this."
"Yea, that was a fun one..." Maddawg sighed with nostalgia.
"If I die... I want you to kill Sho." Sky said to Maddawg.
"Saying that gives me a reason to kill you in your sleep..." Grimm mumbled.
Sho blasted him with sound and he hit a tree. "Alright! Let's get started!" Sho said excitedly.
HOURS LATER...
"Wake up! We know your alive!" Sho said.
"Argh... Did I get me arms back." Sky asked.
"Ehhhh...... Kinda..." Sho mumbled.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "Kinda...."!?" Sky asked getting angry.
"Hey! Calm down! One of your arms is back!" Sho stated and pointed to her right arm. "But your left was a BIT harder to find... Considering the island dogs ate it..." Sho mumbled. "SO! We used Maddawg's abundance in random shit to make you.... THIS!" Sho pulled out a metal arm from behind his back. "I made it so it runs on sound and turns into a sword and gun."
"Isn't this more your style?" Maddawg asked.
"YES. But, I figured if I can't have it, it might as well go to anyone but Grimm."
"That explanation doesn't make sense...." Grimm pointed out.'
"FUCK OFF! Anyway, the arms most prominent feature is this." Sho put it near Sky's shoulder and it automatically attached and blended to her skin tone. "I used small amounts of a few deadly chemicals and now it can do that! In fact, it has all the feeling your original arm did." Sho said pleased with himself.
"What about when she turns it into a sword/gun?" Grimm asked.
"Well, it'll just look like she's wielding the aforementioned weapon unless she turns off the camouflage feature." Sho explained.
"So... Basically this is her arm... But she'll always have a weapon?" Maddawg asked.
"Yep." Sho said bluntly.
"ARGH! I like this metal fist!" She said punching Grimm
"Oh, that's right. It also punches as hard as a metal fist would." Sho told Grimm.
"Of course..." Grimm said spitting out a few of his teeth.
"So, what's out next plan of action?" Sho asked the group
"Argh... I can't be feeling my arms." Sky moaned.
"Well... That's because they aren't really there..." Sho mumbled.
"YARGH! I'M GONNA KILL THAT SKIRT WEARING BASTARD!" Sky shouted and blood began to leak from her wounds.
"I'LL HELP!" Sho said triumphantly.
"Ye be a doctor?" Sky asked cautiously
"Well... Not in LEGAL terms... But I think I can fix this!" Sho said.
"Argh... This can't end well..."
"Relax! The guy who trained me gave me metal kidney's! Well I think that was in this run through.... Maybe not though..." Sho looked at Maddawgs fingers. "Nope, that was the one BEFORE this."
"Yea, that was a fun one..." Maddawg sighed with nostalgia.
"If I die... I want you to kill Sho." Sky said to Maddawg.
"Saying that gives me a reason to kill you in your sleep..." Grimm mumbled.
Sho blasted him with sound and he hit a tree. "Alright! Let's get started!" Sho said excitedly.
HOURS LATER...
"Wake up! We know your alive!" Sho said.
"Argh... Did I get me arms back." Sky asked.
"Ehhhh...... Kinda..." Sho mumbled.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "Kinda...."!?" Sky asked getting angry.
"Hey! Calm down! One of your arms is back!" Sho stated and pointed to her right arm. "But your left was a BIT harder to find... Considering the island dogs ate it..." Sho mumbled. "SO! We used Maddawg's abundance in random shit to make you.... THIS!" Sho pulled out a metal arm from behind his back. "I made it so it runs on sound and turns into a sword and gun."
"Isn't this more your style?" Maddawg asked.
"YES. But, I figured if I can't have it, it might as well go to anyone but Grimm."
"That explanation doesn't make sense...." Grimm pointed out.'
"FUCK OFF! Anyway, the arms most prominent feature is this." Sho put it near Sky's shoulder and it automatically attached and blended to her skin tone. "I used small amounts of a few deadly chemicals and now it can do that! In fact, it has all the feeling your original arm did." Sho said pleased with himself.
"What about when she turns it into a sword/gun?" Grimm asked.
"Well, it'll just look like she's wielding the aforementioned weapon unless she turns off the camouflage feature." Sho explained.
"So... Basically this is her arm... But she'll always have a weapon?" Maddawg asked.
"Yep." Sho said bluntly.
"ARGH! I like this metal fist!" She said punching Grimm
"Oh, that's right. It also punches as hard as a metal fist would." Sho told Grimm.
"Of course..." Grimm said spitting out a few of his teeth.
"So, what's out next plan of action?" Sho asked the group
Sky, I know we're not supposed to do stuff like this, so if you don't like it tell me and I'll change my post. I just figured this is better than having your regular arms glued back on. Again, if this is bad, just let me know.
The sky grew dark and began to spew thunder and lightning.The earth began to tremble knocking all the fighters down and opened up to reveal a deadly pool of hot magma.From out the treeline came a beast so ugly so terrifying so massive that many of the combatants pissed themselves in fear for his very arrival marked the beginning of THE END OF THE WORLD!"GIVE MEHH CANDAAAAAYYYYY"Shouted the Fat partially nude bastard
"Uhhh... why is the sky dark and a giant fat dude emerging from a path with nothing but fallen trees?" Said Link
"Hell if I should know..." Said Sam.
(I'm gonna make Link spit out the sword, he won't eat it again.)
Link Vomitted the sword back up. "We might need to prepare for a fight.
Musa threw up in her hands, Midna just puked into the ocean.
"Hey, haven't you two ever heard that you shouldn't pollute the ocean?" Said Ram, who was then met by two hard punches from two nauseous women.
"Hell if I should know..." Said Sam.
(I'm gonna make Link spit out the sword, he won't eat it again.)
Link Vomitted the sword back up. "We might need to prepare for a fight.
Musa threw up in her hands, Midna just puked into the ocean.
"Hey, haven't you two ever heard that you shouldn't pollute the ocean?" Said Ram, who was then met by two hard punches from two nauseous women.
"Link! you have to get inside him!" said Lelouch
*gives lelouch a smack* "what did you just say!?"
"you have a sword that can produce infinite skittles, Get inside the fatass and activate the sword! he'll explode eventually from all of the skittles in his belly."
*gives lelouch a smack* "what did you just say!?"
"you have a sword that can produce infinite skittles, Get inside the fatass and activate the sword! he'll explode eventually from all of the skittles in his belly."
"Oh, Riiiiiiiggght" Said Link.
"GIT IN MAH BELLYYYYYY!!!" Said the fat bastard running towards the group.
Link jumped into his mouth and down inot his stomach and produced the Vorpal Sword, which then produced a huge amount of skittles, and the giantt behemoth eventually slowed down from the weiht of the skittles combined with his own,, and stopped about 100 feet from the hero group.
Link jumped back out.
The fat gguy was chewing on the skittles that came up when Link climbed out.
"No problem." Said Link.
"GIT IN MAH BELLYYYYYY!!!" Said the fat bastard running towards the group.
Link jumped into his mouth and down inot his stomach and produced the Vorpal Sword, which then produced a huge amount of skittles, and the giantt behemoth eventually slowed down from the weiht of the skittles combined with his own,, and stopped about 100 feet from the hero group.
Link jumped back out.
The fat gguy was chewing on the skittles that came up when Link climbed out.
"No problem." Said Link.
"NOM!" FatBastard said as he swallowed up Link.The Sky grew darker, and was filled with louder thunder. But this thunder came not from the sky, but from the belly of the fat blob called a bastard. The Bastard spat out link who was covered in digestive juices and digested skittles, and metamorphisized into a copy of Link, complete with sword, bombs, boomerangs, and other shit!"YUMMY YUMMY HALF YOUR POWER IS!"
(I don't remember Fat Bastard ever doing that!)
"Yeah, but you're still fat as holy hell..." Said Link.
"True dat." said Sam.
"Ditto." Said Ram, nodding, eyes closed.
"Yup, that's fat." Said Midna.
"Nooooo doubt about it." Said Musa.
They all knuckle bumped.
"Yeah, but you're still fat as holy hell..." Said Link.
"True dat." said Sam.
"Ditto." Said Ram, nodding, eyes closed.
"Yup, that's fat." Said Midna.
"Nooooo doubt about it." Said Musa.
They all knuckle bumped.