The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"I MAY IZ FAT, BUT I NO AM AS SO NOW!" Yelled FatBastardLinkClone.The fatty lit a fuse and threw a bomb towards the clustered together due to knuckle bumping hero's. The explosions knocked them into the air and Mr.Bastard laughed heartiley.
(Sure Jedi. Me, Sam G, I think Zepren, Al Hail Lelouch, some gguy with a fairy avatar, And Ramthundar are heroes, I assume you will be because of Diddy. Maddawg, Xandus, ajb, and ponce are villains, rigght now, the heroes are fighting ponce, who is also new and has not joined the villain group yet, while the villains are all down by the beach fighting greek gods and Moby Dick, Jummp in wherever you want.)
FatBastardLinkClone dual wielded two boomerangs and flung them at Sam G and Ramthundar after they landed. He charged towards the guy with the fairy avatar with his shield and bashed him to the side. He used his grappling hook to grab a hold of Lelouchs' face, and pulled the anime character towards him before slashing him across the chest with the vorporal sword.
All that remained was Link.
"I'm a gonna dice you up like chopped liver and snort ya like Top Ramen flavoring!"
All that remained was Link.
"I'm a gonna dice you up like chopped liver and snort ya like Top Ramen flavoring!"
Phil caught the demon's foot, and pushed it the other direction. As he scrambled to his feet, he faced Nightmare.
"Hm. your knowledge of the game is impressive demon spawn." He admitted, stabbing the sword into the ground.
"I'll admit, though he was my favorite character, I was never good with Sigfried..." He stated. As he did so, the Infinity Staff began to change from it's Soulcalibur state.
"...but now, that just means that I might just have to use a better character, doesn't it?" As he finished talking, he took the sword out of the ground. Only now, it wasn't a sword, but a scythe (the Irkalla [http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Irkalla] scythe, to be exact).
Nightmare quickly knew what fighting style Phil was using and jumped at him, the Soul Edge raised over his head. Phil smirked.
"Bad Idea." He muttered
Suddenly, Phil literally grabbed Nightmare out of the air with the Scythe, and brung him down hard upon the ground. Nightmare recovered quickly and tried to attack Phil, but he soon found himself weakened. Phil calmly walked up to Nightmare.
"Since you know so much about Soulcalibur games, then I guess you know Irkalla's native ability in Soulcalibur IV; Venom Fang A. Feels good, doesn't it?" Phil said sinisterly, throwing Nightmare to the ground.
"Hm. your knowledge of the game is impressive demon spawn." He admitted, stabbing the sword into the ground.
"I'll admit, though he was my favorite character, I was never good with Sigfried..." He stated. As he did so, the Infinity Staff began to change from it's Soulcalibur state.
"...but now, that just means that I might just have to use a better character, doesn't it?" As he finished talking, he took the sword out of the ground. Only now, it wasn't a sword, but a scythe (the Irkalla [http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Irkalla] scythe, to be exact).
Nightmare quickly knew what fighting style Phil was using and jumped at him, the Soul Edge raised over his head. Phil smirked.
"Bad Idea." He muttered
Suddenly, Phil literally grabbed Nightmare out of the air with the Scythe, and brung him down hard upon the ground. Nightmare recovered quickly and tried to attack Phil, but he soon found himself weakened. Phil calmly walked up to Nightmare.
"Since you know so much about Soulcalibur games, then I guess you know Irkalla's native ability in Soulcalibur IV; Venom Fang A. Feels good, doesn't it?" Phil said sinisterly, throwing Nightmare to the ground.
Fury did you miss me out entirely? ;-; I'm crushed.
"Arrr, looks like that fat bastard be keeping the heroes occupied." Sky said, watching the ridiculous battle from afar with the other villains.
"It's not fair, how come we don't get any weird battles!" Sho complained, kicking Grimm in his anger.
[small]"Ow..."[/small] Grimm doubled up again, lying on the floor.
"Well... At least Nightmare gets a battle." Maddawg said. They all calmly watching the battle between Nightmare and Phil, their heads moving from side to side. It was like watching a crowd at a tennis match.
"Arr... I be getting sea sickness." Sky complained.
I have a random thing that could produce a small story line, I was just wondering if any of you guys had anything you wanted to do first? :0 I dont wanna cut across anyone xD
Not as My Character: I'm just along for the crazy ride around here kemea. What-ever storyline you have in mind, I'm down with it.
(Sorry Kemea... I did forget about you. :C And Ponce, When did you gget the Vorpal Sword? I had it last, or did you clone it?)
"I'd love to see you try fat boy!" Said Link as he raised the Master Sword and prepared for an epic clash of destiny.
"Ooooh aye, COME ERE YA LITTLE ELF!" Said Fat Bastar as he charged at Link, every step causing a small tremor.
Link Lept high into the air and did a helm splitter which Fat Bastard expertly blocked with his shield, and he only stumbled forawrd a bit from the attack.
"Hehehehehe, I goot ya now sonny." Said Fat Bastard while Link's back was still turned.
He ran at the very small opportunity and swung with the Vorpal sword, creating a wave of skittles. Link round, just in time to catch the attack with his Master Sword and block it.
"Not bad fat boy." Teased Link.
"You yerself, now, I HOPE MAH WIRE FIGHTIN TEAM IS RRREAAADDY!"
3 Japanese men behind curtains gave him a thumbs up.
Fat Bastard charged Link and lept high into the air, with the help of the Japanese men who were now pulling on a rope, and Raised his sword high.
Link readied his sword and waited...
Fat bastard began to decend and swung his sword over his head down at Link.
Link caught it and the two were now locked in a battle of strength! The loser gets a REAAAAALLLY bad cut to the torso.
"I'd love to see you try fat boy!" Said Link as he raised the Master Sword and prepared for an epic clash of destiny.
"Ooooh aye, COME ERE YA LITTLE ELF!" Said Fat Bastar as he charged at Link, every step causing a small tremor.
Link Lept high into the air and did a helm splitter which Fat Bastard expertly blocked with his shield, and he only stumbled forawrd a bit from the attack.
"Hehehehehe, I goot ya now sonny." Said Fat Bastard while Link's back was still turned.
He ran at the very small opportunity and swung with the Vorpal sword, creating a wave of skittles. Link round, just in time to catch the attack with his Master Sword and block it.
"Not bad fat boy." Teased Link.
"You yerself, now, I HOPE MAH WIRE FIGHTIN TEAM IS RRREAAADDY!"
3 Japanese men behind curtains gave him a thumbs up.
Fat Bastard charged Link and lept high into the air, with the help of the Japanese men who were now pulling on a rope, and Raised his sword high.
Link readied his sword and waited...
Fat bastard began to decend and swung his sword over his head down at Link.
Link caught it and the two were now locked in a battle of strength! The loser gets a REAAAAALLLY bad cut to the torso.
Musa flew back up into the air, after a little rough shaking of the fat-ass. As she looked around she saw the fat guy fighting Link, sort of a standstill, with Link possibly losing. So, not taking any chances, Musa decides to help Link out.
"Sonic Blast!" She announced, aiming her high pitched sound waves at FatBastardLinkClone.
"Sonic Blast!" She announced, aiming her high pitched sound waves at FatBastardLinkClone.
Gack! cough! *lelouch spits up blood*
"goddam it" he said clutching his bleeding chest. "that fatass is gonna pay *cough*"
*geass* "Hey fatass! over *cough* here!"
"Aye WUT YOO SAY!?" he bellowed as he met lelouch's eyes.
"why dont you just pick on me for a bit eh? kill me and you can get back to killing link."
Aight wutevar yoo say master" Fat bastard repeated as he charged towards the injured teenager.
*grins* "LINK HIT HIM WITH THE FIERCE DIETY"S POWER!" (Majora's mask reference)
"goddam it" he said clutching his bleeding chest. "that fatass is gonna pay *cough*"
*geass* "Hey fatass! over *cough* here!"
"Aye WUT YOO SAY!?" he bellowed as he met lelouch's eyes.
"why dont you just pick on me for a bit eh? kill me and you can get back to killing link."
Aight wutevar yoo say master" Fat bastard repeated as he charged towards the injured teenager.
*grins* "LINK HIT HIM WITH THE FIERCE DIETY"S POWER!" (Majora's mask reference)
(That's god modding if I use Feirce Diety powers, I'll just cut his back open.)
"Ooooooohh shiney ayessss....." Said the hypnotized fatass.
"You're mine now you fat son-of-a-*****!" Shouted Link as he ran up behind the large man and cut his back wide open. Unfortunatly , most of his back was fat and Link's slash only cut a little bit of muscles actually causing the fat dude some harm, but it did cause him a lot of pain.
"AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh! That hurt like crrrazey!" Shouted the barely injured fat man who was still in pain. (He only felt pain because of the nerves in the skin, the rest was fat and therefore didn't injure him much
. So he can still fight. I know in real life he'd probably be dead but... It''s just funnier to say that because he was a fat ass, he avoided death )
"OOoh come ere ya stupid elf!" Shouted the fatass who was now free of the Geass powers duh to the pain.
"Ooooooohh shiney ayessss....." Said the hypnotized fatass.
"You're mine now you fat son-of-a-*****!" Shouted Link as he ran up behind the large man and cut his back wide open. Unfortunatly , most of his back was fat and Link's slash only cut a little bit of muscles actually causing the fat dude some harm, but it did cause him a lot of pain.
"AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh! That hurt like crrrazey!" Shouted the barely injured fat man who was still in pain. (He only felt pain because of the nerves in the skin, the rest was fat and therefore didn't injure him much
. So he can still fight. I know in real life he'd probably be dead but... It''s just funnier to say that because he was a fat ass, he avoided death )"OOoh come ere ya stupid elf!" Shouted the fatass who was now free of the Geass powers duh to the pain.
Go right ahead Sky I don't mind and I'm sure no one else would =D
"Well....we could always go back to sailing around." Said Maddawg. "It'd be a lot better then just sitting around here while watching two crazy guys swinging swords at eachother."
"Well what about that crazy sea-crab guy who are pissed at us for calling him Neptune?" Asked Sho.
"WHO SAID THAT! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" yelled Poseidon.
"I'll take care of him." Said Maddawg. He quickly reached into his pockets and pulled out a peice of paper and an empty bottle. He hastily scribbeld on the paper, shoved it in the bottle and threw it into the ocean.
The bottle quickly sank and a loud yell was heard. "WHAT! ALRIGHT! WHO IS THE PUNK IN THE DRESS WHO CALLED ME NEPTUNE!" shouted Poseidon as he rose from the ocean and sent a giant tidal wave to the heroes.
"There, now while the Heroes take care of him, we'll get out of here." said Maddawg.
MEANWHILE! ON MT.OLYMPUS!
"Zues, shouldn't you go and help your brothers deal with the mortals?" Asked Hera.
"I should, but can't you see I'm having a battle with Thor?"
"You're playing Tic-Tac-Toe...."
"Three in a row Zues. A deal is a deal. My Pantheon takes control next year." said Thor.
"Fuck, thanks a lot Hera."
"HOW DARE YOU, GIRLY DRESSED ONE, MISTAKE MY DIVINE NAME!" Shouted an angry sea god.
"I just can't win today... Sam, can you finish off the Fat guy, I can handle this, I've beaten god's before, just ask Gohdon." Said Link as he drew his sword.
"Can do." Said Sam.
"HAVE AT THEE, STRANGELY DRESSED SWORDSMAN!" Said Poseidon as he drew his holy trident.
"I just can't win today... Sam, can you finish off the Fat guy, I can handle this, I've beaten god's before, just ask Gohdon." Said Link as he drew his sword.
"Can do." Said Sam.
"HAVE AT THEE, STRANGELY DRESSED SWORDSMAN!" Said Poseidon as he drew his holy trident.
GO FOR IT. PLEASE.
"Posiedan's gonna get pissed at that sonner or later..." Maddawg mumbled.
"Meh. Don't care. Heroes can deal with it." Sho said shrugging. "Oh! Check this out!" Sho said and let out a sound wave toward the ocean and lit a portion of it on fire.
"You can light water on fire... With sound..." Grimm mumbled in disbelief.
"Yep!" Sho said pleased with himself. "There's a frequency that messes with the particles in salt water and causes them to ignite."
"Huh... Never knew that." Maddawg mumbled.
"Well now you know. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!" Sho said.
"BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!" Sky continued.
"You just wanted to squeezte that in..." Maddawg accused.
"Fuck off." Sho said bluntly.
Saw an article on this sound wave a while ago, and just remembered it now. Though adding a bit of science to a filler post can't be all bad.
After trying to hit Fat Bastard with a Sonic Blast, probably doing a bit of damage, she turned to where Posidon rose up and fighting the others.
"Great, another person to join the battle." Musa complained loudly.
"Great, another person to join the battle." Musa complained loudly.
Why do people keep ignoring my posts? or is that accidental?
J-H said:
Well, your posts do very little other then issue dialouge. Try to include a little more. Don't be afriad to get a little crazy in here =D And the villans aren't paying attention to it because it has no bearing to us. >_> We're not with you guys after all.
Yeah J-h, I mean you no offence, really, but your posts are very bare... Try to add some more to it.
"CHARRRRRRGGE!" Shouted Poseidon.
The two clashed their weapons and a large shockwave was produced.
Poseidon made the first move, he raised his hands high above his head and a pillar of water rose from the salty deep. He threw the large wave right at Link.
"Crap..." Said Link as he quickly donned his Zora armour and Iron boots.
Other than hitting him hard in the face, the water did very little except give Poseidon another chance to attack. He drew another pillar of water and threw it at Link, but this time sawm into the rushing water, trident facing forward
"Shit!" Said Link who quickly pulled out his shield and narrowly blocked the attack.
As soon as the rushing water stopped, Link took off the iron boots and waited for the next wave. Sure enouh, another one came, and Link Lept right in, sword drawn, pointing forward, and sure enough, Poseidon was riding this wave too. The two meet each other's weapons with their shoulders, each cutting deep wounds, but Link had a plan. While the God was distracted, Link took the opportunity to overpower him, and thrust the Master Sword, and Poseidon, into the ground. With Poseidon pinned momentarily, Link pulled out a water bomb, lit it, and set it next to poseidon.
"A BOMB?! HA! YOU REALLY THINK THAT WILL WORK?"
The cocky god splashed a large amount of water on it, but it stayed lit.
"WHAT?! WHAT MAGIC IS THIS GREEN ONE?!"
"Not much, just a bomb. 3,2,1."
The god's eye grew wide.
"Boom." Said Link, right as the bomb went off. It blew the god's torso in half, but the resulting shockwave flung him backwards, and he landed on his bad shoulder, which still had Poseidon's Trident in it, the wound rew deeper, and the pain was excrutiating.
"AUGH! MEDIC!" Shouted Link, pulling the Trident out.
"Uhhh, kinda busy right now." Said Sam, who was still fighting with the large sack of blubber that was an insult to mankind.
All right! I kinda have a bad habit of that, I'll try to do better.
"Link!" Musa shouted as Link fell on the trident, hurting him more. Posidon, just looked annoyed at the bomb that pretty much blew off half his torso, he got up and shouted at Link "You'll pay for that little man!"
"Don't you hurt him! He's already hurt!" Musa demanded at Posidon, charging at him in attempt to get Poisidon away from Link.
"And who are you to make demands, girl?" Asked Posidon
Musa flew up to a few feet of Posidon's face, in between Link and him "Musa, the fairy of sound!"
Posidion just stared at her for a second before just swatting her away from his face, Musa falling well into the ocean before giving a scary grin at Link.
MEANWHILE
"Oh, I've had enough of you!" Maddawg snarled at Sho
"What are you gonna do about it?" Sho snarled back
"Eat Skittles?" Sky asked
"NO!" Both Maddawg and Sho shouted at Sky
"Okey-dokey, I'm back!" Sam declared, equipping his favorite brass knuckles and loosening up his wrists by twirling them around.
"Back from where, ye bloody little shit!?" Fat Bastard asked, lunging at him. "Ye've just been absent-mindedly standing there while I throw things at ye for the last hour!"
"Oh, yeah, right..." Sam muttered, stepping out the way of the oncoming scotsman and punching him in the face, dislocating his jaw. "I'm bored of you now. You're boring." Sam pulled a wrist-mounted helicopter propeller out of his bag and flew over to the villains. He addressed Captain Sky. "How are things? How's that new plot coming along? Awesome arm, by the way. Reminds me of Full Metal Alchemist."
"Arr, I don't like you!" Sky yelled, turning her arm into a sword and slashing at Sam's chest. Sam blocked the blade with one of his knuckles, then hopped backwards.
"I like your hair, by the way. Have you had it cut?" Sam asked, dodging sword blows and retaliating, all the while asking inane questions and complimenting the other Villains for no reason other than to be weird.
"Back from where, ye bloody little shit!?" Fat Bastard asked, lunging at him. "Ye've just been absent-mindedly standing there while I throw things at ye for the last hour!"
"Oh, yeah, right..." Sam muttered, stepping out the way of the oncoming scotsman and punching him in the face, dislocating his jaw. "I'm bored of you now. You're boring." Sam pulled a wrist-mounted helicopter propeller out of his bag and flew over to the villains. He addressed Captain Sky. "How are things? How's that new plot coming along? Awesome arm, by the way. Reminds me of Full Metal Alchemist."
"Arr, I don't like you!" Sky yelled, turning her arm into a sword and slashing at Sam's chest. Sam blocked the blade with one of his knuckles, then hopped backwards.
"I like your hair, by the way. Have you had it cut?" Sam asked, dodging sword blows and retaliating, all the while asking inane questions and complimenting the other Villains for no reason other than to be weird.