The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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I should have probaly done this a while back, but better late then never. I think that a few people need to know something that has been a part of the AA for a very long time.
Very few people know that the AA started out as a "Kill the poster above you" thread. That thread was derailed by myself, Ramthundar (the creator) Crowghast and westdabigman. The thread was locked and a couple days later, Ramthundar created the Avatar Adventure RP. An RP based around the same ideas we incorporated into the forum game, where every poster moves the story along inch by inch, adding a little with ever post. There was one crucial diffrence between the two. The latter did not allow the murder of other players. I know that fighting comes down like that, but I would like ALL players to know that KILLING ENEMY PLAYERS WILL NOT BE CONDONED! Yes, we enjoy a good PVP fight, but you cannot kill them. In the last 2 pages, 3 players were murdered, Lelouch,Nightmare and Cervantes (Which is proably one of my favorite Soul Calibur fighters ever). I'd also like to take away this serious nature. For past year and 1/4th, the AA has been about comedy NOT action. If you don't believe me, take a look at first 40 or so pages.
Very few people know that the AA started out as a "Kill the poster above you" thread. That thread was derailed by myself, Ramthundar (the creator) Crowghast and westdabigman. The thread was locked and a couple days later, Ramthundar created the Avatar Adventure RP. An RP based around the same ideas we incorporated into the forum game, where every poster moves the story along inch by inch, adding a little with ever post. There was one crucial diffrence between the two. The latter did not allow the murder of other players. I know that fighting comes down like that, but I would like ALL players to know that KILLING ENEMY PLAYERS WILL NOT BE CONDONED! Yes, we enjoy a good PVP fight, but you cannot kill them. In the last 2 pages, 3 players were murdered, Lelouch,Nightmare and Cervantes (Which is proably one of my favorite Soul Calibur fighters ever). I'd also like to take away this serious nature. For past year and 1/4th, the AA has been about comedy NOT action. If you don't believe me, take a look at first 40 or so pages.
Back on the black Pearl
"So.....is Nightmare dead?" asked Sho.
"Nah, knowing nightmare he is proably brooding somewhere in hell just waiting for a way back." Said Maddawg "C'mon, no use sticking around here."
"Argghh, what should we do with the heroes?" Said Cap'n Sky.
"Do what? This always happen, we fight and then we move onto a diffrent storyline. Best to get away from them now. We usally end up with less missing organs, RIGHT GRIM!?"
"I still can't find my Spleen!"
"That's the spirit. Besides, that flying swarm of Duke boxes will take care of them.
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!"
Everyone! To your posts!" Said Maddawg as he and the remainging villains sailed off.
A few Minutes later
"ARGH! YOU STUPID MACHINE! I'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND THEN I'LL TAKE A BREAK AND THEN COME BACK AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU SOME MORE!" Yelled Cap'n Sky as she tore at the Dukebox which continued to play music.
"Sky! Will you calm down!" Said Sho, "Here, let's just take out the batteries and....why is there a video cassette here?"
"Well, let's see whats on it then." Said Grim who had patched up the missing hole where his spleen fell out.
"On what? Who the fuck even still owns a VCR!?" said Sho.
"Well....I know one place where we can find a VCR..." Said Cap'n Sky.
"Well..........?" Said Maddawg after waiting a few moments after the dramatic pause.
"What?"
"Where can we find a VCR."
"Oh....I thought you were setting that up for another poster."
"Nope.....Just tell us..."
"Oh, well it's pretty obvious. What civilization is always 200 years behind us?" Said Sky, hopeing the others would figure it out.
"OF COURSE!" Said Sho as he reached for the wheel.
"What? What is it?" Said Maddawg.
"Don't you get it? We need to go to a civilzation where they are so far behind everyone else that a VCR is cutting edge technology for them!"
"You don't mean...."
"I do. We are going to the Amish Country!"
That was me and Phil. It won't happen again.
"Yeah, I guess you can just walk back and get intensive surgery on most of you shattered body, or you can just take this fairy i've been saving and fix your leg and shoulder then cut some damn grass and get the rest of it." Said Midna who's giant hand did indeed extend with a fairy in a bottle.
Link looked to the bottle, then to Midna, then to the bottle, and back to Midna.
"YOU HAD THIS THE WHOLE DAMN TIME?!" Shouted Link.
"Yeah..." Said Midna.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE IT TO ME EARLIER?!" Said Link.
"Riiiiiiiggght... That probably would have been a better idea wouldn't it have?" Said Midna.
"Uh... Yeah." Said Link who then snatched the bottle and opened it.
The fairy flew around Link and immedialy, his shoulder hole was filled with new flesh and his fractured leg was healed.
"Ahhhh... better, now to fix these ribs and this foot." Said Link.
He walked over to some tall grass and began to hack away.
3 Recovery hearts came out of the grass, completly healing Link.
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh... Now... Wait... FUCK! MIDNA! WE'VE OTTEN SO OFF TRACK! WE NEED TO GET THAT THIRD MIRROR SHARD!" Shouted Link.
"FUCK! WE DO!" Said Midna with her hands on her head.
Link ran back to the rest of the hero group.
"GUYS GUYS! I need your help for a bit." Said Link.
"With what?" Said Ram.
"Yeah, I'd sure like to know." Said Sam
"Let's hear it." Said Phil.
"Ok you guys, Now that the villains are gone, we have some time with no interference. I need to gather the third shard of the Mirror of Twilight, and i need some help." Said Link.
"The what?" Said Sam.
"The Mirror of Twilight. It acts as a rift generator that connects this world to the Realm of Twiligght. We need to ggo there to defeat the King of Shadows." Said Midna.
"The Realm of Twilight? Is it gonna be filled with fruity vampires?" Said Sam jokingly.
"No, it's not, and this is not a joke. Will you guys help us?" Said Link.
I say we take my avatar's story for a while since the villains are gone and we don't have one yet. Who's with me?
"YAY!" Said Link as Sam got in and threw his hands into the air with his sombrero on.
"You coming Musa, Ram, Phil?" Said Link to the rest of the heroes.
"You coming Musa, Ram, Phil?" Said Link to the rest of the heroes.
"Are we there yet?" Grimm complained.
"No." Sho snapped at him.
A few minutes passed as the engines whirred beneath them.
"Arr we there yet?" Cap'n Sky complained, playing with a metal paddle, complete with ball and string, attached to her arm.
"NO!" Sho yelled, angrily turning the steering wheel.
"Are we there yet?" Maddawg asked, peering over the edge.
Below them were large fields, complete with small thatched houses and large barns. In the distance was a large, wooden windmill.
"No! ... Oh wait yes we are."
"No." Sho snapped at him.
A few minutes passed as the engines whirred beneath them.
"Arr we there yet?" Cap'n Sky complained, playing with a metal paddle, complete with ball and string, attached to her arm.
"NO!" Sho yelled, angrily turning the steering wheel.
"Are we there yet?" Maddawg asked, peering over the edge.
Below them were large fields, complete with small thatched houses and large barns. In the distance was a large, wooden windmill.
"No! ... Oh wait yes we are."
yeah its badly written, but I figured it'd get us there -w-
"I guess im not important enough to take along eh link?" whined lelouch feeling forgotten.
*lelouch jumps in the canoe*
"But i still owe ya. so you're stuck with me." *insert big cheesy anime smile*
*lelouch jumps in the canoe*
"But i still owe ya. so you're stuck with me." *insert big cheesy anime smile*
Musa floated over to Link and the others that were currently in the canoe. If Link needed any help with anything, why the hell not?
"I guess I'm in!" She told Link and the others "I don't mind flying along with you guys."
They will probably have an easier time finding the shard of the mirror, since the villains are currently out of the way.
"Just tell me what I can do to help!"
"I guess I'm in!" She told Link and the others "I don't mind flying along with you guys."
They will probably have an easier time finding the shard of the mirror, since the villains are currently out of the way.
"Just tell me what I can do to help!"
"Farwell, intrepid vagrants," said the mustachioed Vortigaunt as it rose from the water.
"Be adequate."
"Umm... what the hell is that supposed to mean?" asked Link, turning around.
But the Vort was nowhere to be seen.
However, in its place, there was a mysterious levitating jar of peanut butter.
Almost instinctively, link reached for it.
"NO, LINK, DON'T DO IT!!" the boats occupants cried...
"Be adequate."
"Umm... what the hell is that supposed to mean?" asked Link, turning around.
But the Vort was nowhere to be seen.
However, in its place, there was a mysterious levitating jar of peanut butter.
Almost instinctively, link reached for it.
"NO, LINK, DON'T DO IT!!" the boats occupants cried...
(I'll just do Ram since he doesn';t post here much.)
Link quickly withdrew his hand and did not touch the peanut butter.
The boat patrons let out a sigh of relief.
"Alright then, I'll help too." Said Ram as he hopped into the canoe, it was getting a little crowded.
Link got a big smirk on his face.
"Midna, please take us to Castle Town." Said Link with a big happy smile on his face.
"Sure thing Link. It's about damn time we got back to our own quest." Said Midna.
"Her? I know she can turn into a giant Lightbeast but how can she get us there? When we first met you guys, you were lost and-" Before Sam could finish, the heroes were being sucked into a dark vortex, looking like they were being cut up into little black pieces of paper. Midna was spinning over head and then got sucked in too.
The heroes reassembled right in front of Castle town, in the canoe.
"... Link... Why the hell do I have little black legs..." Said Phil, looking down at his impish legs.
Midna paniced and looked down at her own legs, which were long and dangling from her small body.
"FUCK! WHAT WENT WRONG?!" Screamed Midna.
"Idk, the rest of us are fine. Why don't you just teleport to Lake Hylia and then come back and see if that fixes it?" Said Link.
"Alright..." Said Midna.
The rest of the heroes got out and Midna and Phil were sucked into anyother portal.
"How does she do that?" Asked Sam.
"Idk, some kind of Twili magic." Said Link.
"Ah... Well then, should we wait for em?" Said Sam.
"Let's." Said Link who then produced 6 bottles of Chateau Romani, and handed one to each of the villains. Then they stood in a line right in front of Castle Town and waited.
"...Yup." Said Link.
"Yup." Said Sam.
"Yup." Said Phil.
"Mhmmm." Said Lelouch.
"Why am I standin here drinkin alcohol with you guys?" Said Musa.
"I CAN'T HOLD MY DAMN MILK!" Said Ram who indeed couldn't do to his hoofs.
MEANWHILE!
Midna and Phil had arrived at Lake Hylia, back to normal.
"YES! ALRIGHT! We're back to normal!" Exclamed Midna.
"Let's get back to the others now." Said Phil.
Back with the others...
"Propane." Said Link out of absolutly no where and with nothing to prompt it.
Midna and Phil came down from the portl again, still looking normal.
"Cool, you guys are here. Let's go ask some townsfolk if they know anything." Said Link.
"Sounds good enough to me." Said Phil.
They all walked over the drawbridge and into Castle Town.
Link quickly withdrew his hand and did not touch the peanut butter.
The boat patrons let out a sigh of relief.
"Alright then, I'll help too." Said Ram as he hopped into the canoe, it was getting a little crowded.
Link got a big smirk on his face.
"Midna, please take us to Castle Town." Said Link with a big happy smile on his face.
"Sure thing Link. It's about damn time we got back to our own quest." Said Midna.
"Her? I know she can turn into a giant Lightbeast but how can she get us there? When we first met you guys, you were lost and-" Before Sam could finish, the heroes were being sucked into a dark vortex, looking like they were being cut up into little black pieces of paper. Midna was spinning over head and then got sucked in too.
The heroes reassembled right in front of Castle town, in the canoe.
"... Link... Why the hell do I have little black legs..." Said Phil, looking down at his impish legs.
Midna paniced and looked down at her own legs, which were long and dangling from her small body.
"FUCK! WHAT WENT WRONG?!" Screamed Midna.
"Idk, the rest of us are fine. Why don't you just teleport to Lake Hylia and then come back and see if that fixes it?" Said Link.
"Alright..." Said Midna.
The rest of the heroes got out and Midna and Phil were sucked into anyother portal.
"How does she do that?" Asked Sam.
"Idk, some kind of Twili magic." Said Link.
"Ah... Well then, should we wait for em?" Said Sam.
"Let's." Said Link who then produced 6 bottles of Chateau Romani, and handed one to each of the villains. Then they stood in a line right in front of Castle Town and waited.
"...Yup." Said Link.
"Yup." Said Sam.
"Yup." Said Phil.
"Mhmmm." Said Lelouch.
"Why am I standin here drinkin alcohol with you guys?" Said Musa.
"I CAN'T HOLD MY DAMN MILK!" Said Ram who indeed couldn't do to his hoofs.
MEANWHILE!
Midna and Phil had arrived at Lake Hylia, back to normal.
"YES! ALRIGHT! We're back to normal!" Exclamed Midna.
"Let's get back to the others now." Said Phil.
Back with the others...
"Propane." Said Link out of absolutly no where and with nothing to prompt it.
Midna and Phil came down from the portl again, still looking normal.
"Cool, you guys are here. Let's go ask some townsfolk if they know anything." Said Link.
"Sounds good enough to me." Said Phil.
They all walked over the drawbridge and into Castle Town.
"Oh wait, hang on." Sam stopped the heroes for a second, and flipped off his shoes. A ball of tainted light burst out of them, and reformed into Ragnorak. "So Rag was in my shoes all along. What a twist," Sam murmured, before pulling his shoes back on and continuing onwards.
"Wait, that's it?" The Shadowy Figure complained, forming out of the ground. "Where does that leave me then? You never even dramatically revealed my true identity!"
"You're Phil's old school friend who killed him, then himself. Now, go and stand over there, next the the Anti-Sam." Sam pointed at a banner marked "abandoned plot devices", where Travis Touchdown was playing with the Sword of Nogrovod. The Shadow, or as he was once known, Lloyd, grudgingly complied.
"Wait, that's it?" The Shadowy Figure complained, forming out of the ground. "Where does that leave me then? You never even dramatically revealed my true identity!"
"You're Phil's old school friend who killed him, then himself. Now, go and stand over there, next the the Anti-Sam." Sam pointed at a banner marked "abandoned plot devices", where Travis Touchdown was playing with the Sword of Nogrovod. The Shadow, or as he was once known, Lloyd, grudgingly complied.
"That was weird Sam..." Said Link.
"Yeah, I guess it was." Said Sam.
"Wait... I've been to Castle Town hundreds of times and been down this same exact road to get there... How come I never noticed that banner?" Said Link.
"Ummmm... It was invisible back then?" Said Sam hoping Link would fall for it.
"Yeah... sure." Said Link. "Anyway, when we et in there, Sam, Lelouch, Musa, and Phil will search Weatern Castle Town for clues. Me, Midna, and Ram will search EasternClock Castle Town. GOGOGO!" Said Link.
The heroes split up and began their search.
"Yeah, I guess it was." Said Sam.
"Wait... I've been to Castle Town hundreds of times and been down this same exact road to get there... How come I never noticed that banner?" Said Link.
"Ummmm... It was invisible back then?" Said Sam hoping Link would fall for it.
"Yeah... sure." Said Link. "Anyway, when we et in there, Sam, Lelouch, Musa, and Phil will search Weatern Castle Town for clues. Me, Midna, and Ram will search Eastern
The heroes split up and began their search.
As the heroes went their separate ways, Phil stood his ground, scratching his chin thoughtfully.
"Wait, so the shadowy figure was Lloyd all along? Strange. I always thought he would've been more a dark demon/angel, with red wings and two shiny guns that obliterate your soul. Eh, guess not." He said before flying in his designated direction.
"Wait, so the shadowy figure was Lloyd all along? Strange. I always thought he would've been more a dark demon/angel, with red wings and two shiny guns that obliterate your soul. Eh, guess not." He said before flying in his designated direction.
Link was walking around East Castle Town with Midna and Ram.
"Soooo... do you have any idea what we're searching for?" Asked Ram.
"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! DEMON RAM!" Shouted a random Townswoman. The townspeople ran away.
Link simply ignored it.
"Any hints on the location of the third Mirror shard." Said Link.
A little girl in really expensive looking, Victorian era clothing ran up to Link.
"Hey! It's you! Did you bring any bugs for Princess Agatha's Party?!" Said Agatha.
"No, I'm sorry Aggy." Said Link.
"Awwwww..." Said Agatha, who then walked back to her Castle.
"Who was that..." Said Ram.
"This little girl we've been helping. She'sweirrd but she's LOADED!" Said Midna.
"Yeah, she gave me this sweet Wallet." Said Link who produced the large wallet.
"How do you make crap float just above the palm of your hand like that?" Asked Ram.
"Uh... Idk. I guess it just does it." Said Link.
"Uh huh... Why don't we check in here?" Said Ram pointing to a Blue buildin with baby faces postted all over it.
"Why not?" Said Link.
The group walked in and was immediatly assaulted by the gayest thing in all of Zelda... Malo Mart Castle Town Branch.
A man in spandex with a phonogram on his head was dancing while an extremly gay song with little kids going "HOOP NEH YA!" in it was playing. Little kids were dancing around.
The group's eye's were wide.
"..........I think we should go." Said Link.
"Yeah, I don't feel too good in here." Said Ram.
"*BARF!*" Brafed Midna.
The group sidestepped out of the extremly gay shop.
"... Let's try by that little goron market stall down there." Said Link.
(Cue Western town group..... Please ignnore my avatar... Damn nuke my avatar...)
"Soooo... do you have any idea what we're searching for?" Asked Ram.
"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! DEMON RAM!" Shouted a random Townswoman. The townspeople ran away.
Link simply ignored it.
"Any hints on the location of the third Mirror shard." Said Link.
A little girl in really expensive looking, Victorian era clothing ran up to Link.
"Hey! It's you! Did you bring any bugs for Princess Agatha's Party?!" Said Agatha.
"No, I'm sorry Aggy." Said Link.
"Awwwww..." Said Agatha, who then walked back to her Castle.
"Who was that..." Said Ram.
"This little girl we've been helping. She'sweirrd but she's LOADED!" Said Midna.
"Yeah, she gave me this sweet Wallet." Said Link who produced the large wallet.
"How do you make crap float just above the palm of your hand like that?" Asked Ram.
"Uh... Idk. I guess it just does it." Said Link.
"Uh huh... Why don't we check in here?" Said Ram pointing to a Blue buildin with baby faces postted all over it.
"Why not?" Said Link.
The group walked in and was immediatly assaulted by the gayest thing in all of Zelda... Malo Mart Castle Town Branch.
A man in spandex with a phonogram on his head was dancing while an extremly gay song with little kids going "HOOP NEH YA!" in it was playing. Little kids were dancing around.
The group's eye's were wide.
"..........I think we should go." Said Link.
"Yeah, I don't feel too good in here." Said Ram.
"*BARF!*" Brafed Midna.
The group sidestepped out of the extremly gay shop.
"... Let's try by that little goron market stall down there." Said Link.
(Cue Western town group..... Please ignnore my avatar... Damn nuke my avatar...)
IN THE REAL WORLD
"Man, this SUCKS. I hate brwaking the posting droughts..." Anthony thought to himslef.
"Because your so fucking terrible at it." His brain replied.
"Ehhh, I usually just post something random out of boredom..."
"Excuses. Now, let's see if you can make this time turn out differently, shall we?"
"Dear god your a prick..."
"Yeah, well what do you expect. I'm you."
BACK IN THE AA...
"Woah." Sho said bluntly looking at the 'Amish' country.
"Yeah..." Maddawg mumbled back.
"Are we at the right place?" Grimm asked confused.
The land the villians had arrived at did seem to be behind the times, but they weren't in the olden days. It was the 70's. 1971 to be exact. The year the VCR was invented.
"WAIT. This means that the most evil man to ever be president is in charge here..." Sho began.
"Argh.... You can't mean..." Sky continued.
"Fuck, that guy's WAY worse then us..." Maddawg mumbled.
"That's right... Nixon's in charge here..." Sho said in disbelief.
"That's right bitches!" Nixon said from the land in front of the villains. "FIRE THE DISCO BALLS!"
"SHIT." Sho said narrowly steering to avoid the gleaming orbs of funk.
"Man, this SUCKS. I hate brwaking the posting droughts..." Anthony thought to himslef.
"Because your so fucking terrible at it." His brain replied.
"Ehhh, I usually just post something random out of boredom..."
"Excuses. Now, let's see if you can make this time turn out differently, shall we?"
"Dear god your a prick..."
"Yeah, well what do you expect. I'm you."
BACK IN THE AA...
"Woah." Sho said bluntly looking at the 'Amish' country.
"Yeah..." Maddawg mumbled back.
"Are we at the right place?" Grimm asked confused.
The land the villians had arrived at did seem to be behind the times, but they weren't in the olden days. It was the 70's. 1971 to be exact. The year the VCR was invented.
"WAIT. This means that the most evil man to ever be president is in charge here..." Sho began.
"Argh.... You can't mean..." Sky continued.
"Fuck, that guy's WAY worse then us..." Maddawg mumbled.
"That's right... Nixon's in charge here..." Sho said in disbelief.
"That's right bitches!" Nixon said from the land in front of the villains. "FIRE THE DISCO BALLS!"
"SHIT." Sho said narrowly steering to avoid the gleaming orbs of funk.
Were learning about how Nixon is the biggest prick in history in my history class at the moment. I thought this fit pretty well. So... Yeah. Someone post.