[sub]"I'm making a note here. Huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
At Aperature science.
We do what we must. Because we can.
For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no use crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science get's done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive!"[/sub]
"The fuck...." Sho mumbled.
"This isn't going to end well for me..." Grimm said
"Nothing ever does." Samantha chimed in giggling.
"ARGH! Where'd the music go!?" Sky asked.
[sub]"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me. And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because, I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta we're releasing on time!
So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned...
For the people who are still alive!"[/sub]
"What's it talking about?" Link asked.
"I think it's part of the malfunction... If so, we're in trouble..." Maddawg said.
"Malfunction?" Sho asked intruiged.
"Yea, the AI had one previous owner and the owner said 'May contain bad memories, make sure to COMPLETELY wipe all data.' But that would take a few hours, so I just scanned for viruses." Maddawg said shrugging. "They also said something about being able to manifest itself into a physical form... But that can't happen! Can it?" Maddawg asked.
"Time to find out! Third verse, here we go!" Sho said grinning.
[sub]"Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa!
That was a joke, haha fat chance.
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you!
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive!
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While your dying I'll be still alive.
And when your dead I will be still alive.
Still Alive!
still alive...[/sub]
Suddenly, the Iron Man suit collapsed and from it rose a figure made of binary code.
"While I'm killing you, I'll be alive!"
The new GladOS started by charging at Sho. "Hey this could be fun! Fighting technolog-" But he was cut off as GladOS put her hand into his head.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT!" He said and jumped back.
"Interesting... You can finish the calculations... That's a first."
"Heh, I am Sho Minamimoto. The math prodigy... Anyway, everyone else, watch out for that. The math will actually make you go into a coma. Hell, I can only take that once... So, we SHOULD team up... BUT! I'm sick of that." Sho said. "So I say we play MOTHERFUCKING SHITSTORM."
"And how do we do that?" Grimm asked.
"FREE FOR ALL. GladOS fights both of our teams, villains fight heroes and GladOS heroes fight villains and GladOS." Sho said.
"This will be a triumph..." Suddenly Still Alive started to play on a loop.