The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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While Lazor has this reserve, I call dibs on the reserve following his post. I got something really good in mind for the suit
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
So are you doing your Placehold or not? Because I would like to know if I should keep waiting or start writing
Paco appeared, coming off a cloud of ash. in the midst no one saw what he was riding. it was a flying space panda. he rode it valiantly into Lord British, knocking his symbol of royalty, his crown, off his head. in an instant he turned into a peasant with bags for clothes and scruffy hair.
"o blimey" he said in a cockney accent.
"yea thats what u get for smelling like fish and chips and the thames. that thing smells like sh-" BOOM everyone heard as he blew the crown into oblivion.
"now. go say your sorry before i smash your british knee caps with this british long sword." Paco said as he hovered above like an omnipotent being of light and justice
"o blimey" he said in a cockney accent.
"yea thats what u get for smelling like fish and chips and the thames. that thing smells like sh-" BOOM everyone heard as he blew the crown into oblivion.
"now. go say your sorry before i smash your british knee caps with this british long sword." Paco said as he hovered above like an omnipotent being of light and justice
I want my kneecaps back please. It's kind of hard to walk, or run, or jump... or stand without them. Please fill the area where my knees were with wax and attatch the cartilage strips to them so they can withstand 6000 pounds of pressure, or maybe just a little less, like real kneecaps can. That's right *****, I know my anatomy. Even though that wac thing won't work XD You gotta use iron and do knee replacement surgery, which I don't know how to do.
"Wow...they don't seem too capable of destroying the Metallic Reaper" said Maddawg
"METALLIC REAPER! I THOUGHT WE DECIDED ON IR-" Said Sho before Daye and MK jumped on him to stop his rage.
They watched as Grim and his metal suit chased Link down, eventually grabbing him by his green hood and slamming him into the ground. " If you lay on your back and cease to breath, a party representative will be with you shortly with cake!"
"GUYS! I REALLY HAVE NO CONTROL IN THIS THING!" Yelled Grim.
"Arggh! Try pulling wires and flipping the switches!" Shouted Sky.
Grim frantically flipped every switch he saw, hoping to turn GlADos off.
" Do you know what that switch you just flicked did? It was a saftey feature that was installed when I killed the last user by filling the suit with deadly neurotoxic gas.....I'm now gonna fill the suit with deadly neurotoxin gas.""
"NOOO!!" Shouted Grim as he kept switching switches and pushing knobs all while GlaDOs was lauhing. Suddenly, after Grim pulled out some wires, GlaDOs stopped laughing. "Did-Did that do it?"
There was an erie silence. Followed quickly by a low pitch statement by GlaDOs
[sup][sup][sup] This was a trumph..... [/sup][/sup][/sup]
"METALLIC REAPER! I THOUGHT WE DECIDED ON IR-" Said Sho before Daye and MK jumped on him to stop his rage.
They watched as Grim and his metal suit chased Link down, eventually grabbing him by his green hood and slamming him into the ground. " If you lay on your back and cease to breath, a party representative will be with you shortly with cake!"
"GUYS! I REALLY HAVE NO CONTROL IN THIS THING!" Yelled Grim.
"Arggh! Try pulling wires and flipping the switches!" Shouted Sky.
Grim frantically flipped every switch he saw, hoping to turn GlADos off.
" Do you know what that switch you just flicked did? It was a saftey feature that was installed when I killed the last user by filling the suit with deadly neurotoxic gas.....I'm now gonna fill the suit with deadly neurotoxin gas.""
"NOOO!!" Shouted Grim as he kept switching switches and pushing knobs all while GlaDOs was lauhing. Suddenly, after Grim pulled out some wires, GlaDOs stopped laughing. "Did-Did that do it?"
There was an erie silence. Followed quickly by a low pitch statement by GlaDOs
[sup][sup][sup] This was a trumph..... [/sup][/sup][/sup]
You guys lost me at hello.
>_> Seriously, where the fuuuu? Ah screw it, I'll ask Maddawg to update me on Skype tomorrow xD for now just let my pirate be herself =P
>_> Seriously, where the fuuuu? Ah screw it, I'll ask Maddawg to update me on Skype tomorrow xD for now just let my pirate be herself =P
[sub]"I'm making a note here. Huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
At Aperature science.
We do what we must. Because we can.
For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no use crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science get's done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive!"[/sub]
"The fuck...." Sho mumbled.
"This isn't going to end well for me..." Grimm said
"Nothing ever does." Samantha chimed in giggling.
"ARGH! Where'd the music go!?" Sky asked.
[sub]"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me. And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because, I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta we're releasing on time!
So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned...
For the people who are still alive!"[/sub]
"What's it talking about?" Link asked.
"I think it's part of the malfunction... If so, we're in trouble..." Maddawg said.
"Malfunction?" Sho asked intruiged.
"Yea, the AI had one previous owner and the owner said 'May contain bad memories, make sure to COMPLETELY wipe all data.' But that would take a few hours, so I just scanned for viruses." Maddawg said shrugging. "They also said something about being able to manifest itself into a physical form... But that can't happen! Can it?" Maddawg asked.
"Time to find out! Third verse, here we go!" Sho said grinning.
[sub]"Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa!
That was a joke, haha fat chance.
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you!
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive!
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While your dying I'll be still alive.
And when your dead I will be still alive.
Still Alive!
still alive...[/sub]
Suddenly, the Iron Man suit collapsed and from it rose a figure made of binary code.
"While I'm killing you, I'll be alive!"
The new GladOS started by charging at Sho. "Hey this could be fun! Fighting technolog-" But he was cut off as GladOS put her hand into his head.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT!" He said and jumped back.
"Interesting... You can finish the calculations... That's a first."
"Heh, I am Sho Minamimoto. The math prodigy... Anyway, everyone else, watch out for that. The math will actually make you go into a coma. Hell, I can only take that once... So, we SHOULD team up... BUT! I'm sick of that." Sho said. "So I say we play MOTHERFUCKING SHITSTORM."
"And how do we do that?" Grimm asked.
"FREE FOR ALL. GladOS fights both of our teams, villains fight heroes and GladOS heroes fight villains and GladOS." Sho said.
"This will be a triumph..." Suddenly Still Alive started to play on a loop.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
At Aperature science.
We do what we must. Because we can.
For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no use crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science get's done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive!"[/sub]
"The fuck...." Sho mumbled.
"This isn't going to end well for me..." Grimm said
"Nothing ever does." Samantha chimed in giggling.
"ARGH! Where'd the music go!?" Sky asked.
[sub]"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me. And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because, I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta we're releasing on time!
So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned...
For the people who are still alive!"[/sub]
"What's it talking about?" Link asked.
"I think it's part of the malfunction... If so, we're in trouble..." Maddawg said.
"Malfunction?" Sho asked intruiged.
"Yea, the AI had one previous owner and the owner said 'May contain bad memories, make sure to COMPLETELY wipe all data.' But that would take a few hours, so I just scanned for viruses." Maddawg said shrugging. "They also said something about being able to manifest itself into a physical form... But that can't happen! Can it?" Maddawg asked.
"Time to find out! Third verse, here we go!" Sho said grinning.
[sub]"Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa!
That was a joke, haha fat chance.
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you!
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive!
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While your dying I'll be still alive.
And when your dead I will be still alive.
Still Alive!
still alive...[/sub]
Suddenly, the Iron Man suit collapsed and from it rose a figure made of binary code.
"While I'm killing you, I'll be alive!"
The new GladOS started by charging at Sho. "Hey this could be fun! Fighting technolog-" But he was cut off as GladOS put her hand into his head.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT!" He said and jumped back.
"Interesting... You can finish the calculations... That's a first."
"Heh, I am Sho Minamimoto. The math prodigy... Anyway, everyone else, watch out for that. The math will actually make you go into a coma. Hell, I can only take that once... So, we SHOULD team up... BUT! I'm sick of that." Sho said. "So I say we play MOTHERFUCKING SHITSTORM."
"And how do we do that?" Grimm asked.
"FREE FOR ALL. GladOS fights both of our teams, villains fight heroes and GladOS heroes fight villains and GladOS." Sho said.
"This will be a triumph..." Suddenly Still Alive started to play on a loop.
"CybeRyan Terrorize' CR became a Robot with a laser module for an eye. He then sent GlaDos an email with a Worm (The Virus) hidden inside
"What is this an email CybeRyan added me as a friend I will accept as he could be a test subject.," "AaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh a virus I have a worm."
"face it GlaDos your old technology. I win you lose" with that he laughed evilly (Is he more villain like now)
"What is this an email CybeRyan added me as a friend I will accept as he could be a test subject.," "AaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh a virus I have a worm."
"face it GlaDos your old technology. I win you lose" with that he laughed evilly (Is he more villain like now)
"So, how do we fight GladOS?" Samantha asked. "The way I sees it, she can't be harmed by tangible objects, like a ghost, but regular ghost-beating tricks like exorcism won't work on her, as she's a being of data... Screw it, I'm not good at complicated things like this!" Sam reached into her bag and pulled out a cutlass and a dagger before lunging at Sky.
"Aaargh! You be a girl!?" Sky asked whilst dodging blades.
"Mm-hmm! Also, Grimm's Iron Man!"
"Argh, I must've been really out of it..." Sky pondered, transforming her arm into a blade and counterattacking against Samantha.
"Aaargh! You be a girl!?" Sky asked whilst dodging blades.
"Mm-hmm! Also, Grimm's Iron Man!"
"Argh, I must've been really out of it..." Sky pondered, transforming her arm into a blade and counterattacking against Samantha.
"Shit, shit, shit." Said Link
"*German gibberish.*" Said Grammar Nazi.
"WHAT?! Fuck it... MIDNA!" Shouted Link.
"On it." She touched Link's head with the Shard of Twilight and he turned into Wolf-Link and bit at Grammar Nazi's head.
Grammar Nazi dropped Wolf-Link and stumbled off grabbing at his face in pain.
"GRUF RRRRRRR RUFF BARK WOOF WOOF RRRRRRRRRUF GRRRRRR (I have an Idea on how to fight a ghost)" Said Wolf-Link.
Wolf-Link honed his senses, but he didn't see a soul.
Link turned back into a human.
"Well that didn't work. FUCK IT! Bring it Sho!" Link charged at Sho with sword drawn.
"Ooooo, I haven't fought you yet!" Said Sho.
"*German gibberish.*" Said Grammar Nazi.
"WHAT?! Fuck it... MIDNA!" Shouted Link.
"On it." She touched Link's head with the Shard of Twilight and he turned into Wolf-Link and bit at Grammar Nazi's head.
Grammar Nazi dropped Wolf-Link and stumbled off grabbing at his face in pain.
"GRUF RRRRRRR RUFF BARK WOOF WOOF RRRRRRRRRUF GRRRRRR (I have an Idea on how to fight a ghost)" Said Wolf-Link.
Wolf-Link honed his senses, but he didn't see a soul.
Link turned back into a human.
"Well that didn't work. FUCK IT! Bring it Sho!" Link charged at Sho with sword drawn.
"Ooooo, I haven't fought you yet!" Said Sho.
"Wait Link!" Phil cried, stopping in front of Link.
"What? What happened?" He asked, slightly annoyed.
"Sho...owes me a fight." He said grimly, walking towards him. Sho's eyes widen in confusion.
"Wha-what the hell are you talking about?" Sho inquired.
"Don't you remember? God of War 3? Our different time zones? The prolonging of that fateful day?" Phil said, inching closer towards the villain.
"What? What happened?" He asked, slightly annoyed.
"Sho...owes me a fight." He said grimly, walking towards him. Sho's eyes widen in confusion.
"Wha-what the hell are you talking about?" Sho inquired.
"Don't you remember? God of War 3? Our different time zones? The prolonging of that fateful day?" Phil said, inching closer towards the villain.
"Gah, fine... Maddawg! Get ready to get your ass kicked!" Shouted Link who then charged at Maddawg.
"Alright then, bring it elf boy." He said.
"Alright then, bring it elf boy." He said.
"Oh right! I totally forgot about that!" Sho said and walked towards Phil.
"I figured you would..." Phil said smirking
"What's that supposed to mean!?" Sho asked as they both stopped walking.
"Nothing, now let's start!" Phil exclaimed and rammed his fist into Sho's gut.
"I just realized something!" Sho exclaimed as he got up off the ground. "This is the first time we fought since the time on that island!" After saying this he sent a blast of sound in Phil's direction.
"I figured you would..." Phil said smirking
"What's that supposed to mean!?" Sho asked as they both stopped walking.
"Nothing, now let's start!" Phil exclaimed and rammed his fist into Sho's gut.
"I just realized something!" Sho exclaimed as he got up off the ground. "This is the first time we fought since the time on that island!" After saying this he sent a blast of sound in Phil's direction.
"You know what? You're right!" Phil replies as the blast of sound knocks him back.
He raises from where he landed, the wind obviously knocked out of him.
"We should fight each other more often!" He said, panting heavily before flying towards Sho, armblades bare.
He raises from where he landed, the wind obviously knocked out of him.
"We should fight each other more often!" He said, panting heavily before flying towards Sho, armblades bare.
"Well, we really don't get much of a chance." Sho said barely able to pull out his guns and block before the blades sliced his throat.
"I suppose your right." Phil replied jumping in the air and quickly coming down on Sho. Sho tried to shoot him, but Phil easily dodged the bullets.
"Aw, looks like this is going to hit..." Sho mumbled as he jumped back in time to avoid his head from getting split, but a large gash was made on his arm and chest accordingly. "Ha! Missed my vitals!" Sho said after regaining his composure.
"Even if I hit them, not like you would die." Phil said wiping the blood from the blades.
"I guess not... Had a lot worse shit happen to me than a scratch on one of my organs huh?" Sho said.
"I suppose your right." Phil replied jumping in the air and quickly coming down on Sho. Sho tried to shoot him, but Phil easily dodged the bullets.
"Aw, looks like this is going to hit..." Sho mumbled as he jumped back in time to avoid his head from getting split, but a large gash was made on his arm and chest accordingly. "Ha! Missed my vitals!" Sho said after regaining his composure.
"Even if I hit them, not like you would die." Phil said wiping the blood from the blades.
"I guess not... Had a lot worse shit happen to me than a scratch on one of my organs huh?" Sho said.