"I can tell!" Frank laughed, then noticed that Link and Medna were talking with someone. "I'm sorry to interrupt, but I take it you guys know each other?'' Frank said, taking mental note of the new faces.
The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Huh? Yeah, we do, we're buddies." Link put his arm sround Phil's shoulder without resting his hand on Phil's body and put his hand into a fist. Phil did the same.
Iji walked out of the cap and grabbed her Nanogun. She lied down by a nearby tree and whispered to one of the logbooks from the research facility.
"It's been months since I've seen so much green. Wait, what is that coming towards me?"
"It's been months since I've seen so much green. Wait, what is that coming towards me?"
"Hey, nice to meet new people, the name's Frank." He said, holding out his hand, a friendly smile on his face. But his eyes were an unnatural mixture of golden, orange and brown, quite bright for a Human.
Phil heartily grabbed Frank's had and shook it.
"Pleasure to meet you Frank! I'm Phil, the warrior angel sent from another universe to keep this universe in check!" He said as he shook.
"Since you haven't attacked us yet, i'm guessing you're here to be a hero! If so, then congratulations and welcome to the AA!" Phil exclaimed.
"Pleasure to meet you Frank! I'm Phil, the warrior angel sent from another universe to keep this universe in check!" He said as he shook.
"Since you haven't attacked us yet, i'm guessing you're here to be a hero! If so, then congratulations and welcome to the AA!" Phil exclaimed.
"YAY! NEW MEMBERS ROCK!" Exposition. Link turned around and noticed the tiny fairy, Musa, sitting on a stool. "Musa! Where've you been?!?! I thought we lost you at the ocean for some reason!" More Exposition.
Thanks, so your a warrior angel huh? Sweet!" He said, at the same time thinking "Oh I hope he didn't notice my eyes!" He tried to keep calm.
"Link, you *****!" Samantha yelled, kicking down the doors of Ram's establishment, walking over to Link and slamming his head against the bar. "Why the hell'd you just warp away and leave us? I! Was! So! Worried!" Sam continued, punctuating every word by slamming Link's head against the bar again. When she was done, Sam picked up her old friend and kissed him lightly on the forehead. Then she erotically licked all the blood she had just spread over Link's face off.
"Umm... Why are you doing that?" Frank asked.
"To demonstrate to you new kids how things work around here! This isn't a serious RP! We do silly things for the sake of being silly, silly!" Sam turned around to order an appletini and noticed Ram behind the bar. "Oh, hello! I wondered where you'd gotten to! I WAS SO GODDAMN WORRIED!" Sam jumped over the bar and headbutted Ram in the face, cracking his skull slightly. She turned around and noticed Rag. "Ah. You're a monkey again, I see. Good for you." With the introductions complete, Sam stepped outside for a minute to make a call.
Xandus's phone started ringing. "Hello?"
"Don't be goddamn stupid!" Sam cried down the line. "You and Maddawg have known each other for ages! Don't start acting like Anthony the Amnesiac Aardvark just because the AA suddenly got to a point which looks like it may be a major turning point in the history of the RP!"
"...How did you get this number?" was all Xandus could think to say. Sam hung up.
"Umm... Why are you doing that?" Frank asked.
"To demonstrate to you new kids how things work around here! This isn't a serious RP! We do silly things for the sake of being silly, silly!" Sam turned around to order an appletini and noticed Ram behind the bar. "Oh, hello! I wondered where you'd gotten to! I WAS SO GODDAMN WORRIED!" Sam jumped over the bar and headbutted Ram in the face, cracking his skull slightly. She turned around and noticed Rag. "Ah. You're a monkey again, I see. Good for you." With the introductions complete, Sam stepped outside for a minute to make a call.
Xandus's phone started ringing. "Hello?"
"Don't be goddamn stupid!" Sam cried down the line. "You and Maddawg have known each other for ages! Don't start acting like Anthony the Amnesiac Aardvark just because the AA suddenly got to a point which looks like it may be a major turning point in the history of the RP!"
"...How did you get this number?" was all Xandus could think to say. Sam hung up.
"Ugh... GOD DAMN SAMANTHA!" Link whipped out his bow and arrow and shot Samantha in the gut, then stole her bra then some intense fondling followed.
Musa was about to answer Link's question, before he shot a girl in the gut, stole her bra and started fondling her. So, she just opened and closed her mouth, then demanded of Link, grabbing his arm and pulling him away
"What do you think you're doing to her?"
"What do you think you're doing to her?"
Musa is about the size of a human, in her canon.
"WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME!!!!!??Screamed Cyber Inferno annoyed with his treatment he suddenly appeared in a bar where a hylean in green was getting yelled at by a girl who apparently had been feeling up a girl. At this Cyber Inferno changed to CybeRyan and then to CybeRhianna.
Ah, ok I didn't know because I don't know where Musa is from.
"Random shit. This is the AA Musa! Lighten up!" Link grabbed Musa's breasts.
Link got slapped, then very slowly, and creepily turned his head back around without moving his body at all.
"That hurt..." Link pulled his sword out a little from it's sheathe then, it appeared as though, he just put it back as a second thought.
Musa looked confused for about 5 seconds then, what happened next surprised her so much!
The air began to cut and shimmer as delayed sowrd slashes ravaged the bar!
The wind tore things to shreads and the beer bottles exploded. Then it subsided with everyone bleeding and frazzled, except Link. Then Link piked musa up by the breasts and began frenching her intensely.
"That hurt..." Link pulled his sword out a little from it's sheathe then, it appeared as though, he just put it back as a second thought.
Musa looked confused for about 5 seconds then, what happened next surprised her so much!
The air began to cut and shimmer as delayed sowrd slashes ravaged the bar!
The wind tore things to shreads and the beer bottles exploded. Then it subsided with everyone bleeding and frazzled, except Link. Then Link piked musa up by the breasts and began frenching her intensely.
CybeRhianna punched Link in the gut
"So you like feeling up girls do you" Link was staring at her black tee noticing the lack of a bra he decided to fondle her but felt an electric shock. "I'm full of shocks aren't I?"
Link didn't know whether to keep fondling or leave her alone.
"So you like feeling up girls do you" Link was staring at her black tee noticing the lack of a bra he decided to fondle her but felt an electric shock. "I'm full of shocks aren't I?"
Link didn't know whether to keep fondling or leave her alone.
Yeah since more chance of being in the story here i'm gonna try to do something nice.
"I think I made this joke before." Link stopped frenching Musa and whipped out the Master Sword then charged straight for Xandus and leaped up high.