"You call me Ij. I don't see what's wrong with me shortening your name," she replied, once again emphasizing her point with her Nanogun.
"Oh and, try to keep up."
With that last statement, she fired a Devastator burst at the ground behind her, sending her flying to a point where she could intercept Khan and Bobo. However that also meant hitting a tree trunk to stop her momentum.
CybeRyan flew in front of the villains he then grabbed the midget also known as khan
"Boy when I was your age do you know what happened to me?"
"What do you mean your age?"
"I mean when I first joined"
"Oh well what?"
"I got the shit beat outta me."
He then opened fire with his mini guns on lepre-khan
Gannon trampled him with his pig
While Iji blasted him with her Nano gun.
Two hours later
"Man he looks pretty beat up."
"NOOOOOO MY POOR BULBO!" shouted gannondork (Not a mistake)
"All you do is complain first it?s no Ryan don't kill my pig, then it's no Ryan don't eat my pig, then 'its noooooooooo Ryan don't skin my pig into a coat."
"YOU KILLED; SKINNED THEN ATE MY PIG, WHY DID YOU NEED TO EAT IT?"
"I wasn't hungry; you shouldn't have been riding something so stylish and delicious."
"FALCON WARLOCK PAWNCH!!!" Ganondorf executed a Warlock punch on CybeRyan's face.
"OW! WHAT DA HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" CybeRyan shouted.
Ganondorf pointed down to his bulbo and the above post.
"You called me GANNONDORK!!! FIRST OF ALL, IT'S GANON, 2 N'S NOT THREE!!! SECOND OF ALL, I'M NOT A DORK, I'M A FUCKING EVIL WARLOCK THAT CAN TRANSFOM INTO A CREATURE OF DARKNESS AT WILL AND I HAVE AN ARMY! THIRD, YOU KILLED, SKINNED, AND ATE MY BULBO!!!!" Ganondorf said before Warlock punching CybeRyan in the face again.
"There! All finished!" Sam cried, hopping out of the very deep hole she had managed to dig with a bear tusk. She wandered over to the large pile of bears she'd left at the edge of the forest and, one by one, dragged them into the hole. When the pit was full to the brim with bear corpses, Samantha pulled a DnD 3rd edition spellbook out of her bag and, for a reason only beknownst to her, cast Wall of Blades on the impromptu mass grave, grinding all the bears to a bloody pulp.
"WHO WANTS A SMOOTHIE!?!?!?" Sam yelled, crashing through a window of the Mage's Guild and landing on their elderly decrepit financial advisor. She held out a glass full of slimy red stuff, a murderous fury in her eyes.
While the two villans and whatever the hell Ryan is were to busy being idiots and fighting eachother Lepre-Khan and Bobo sneaked away and managed to get inside the flying saucer shaped like a four leafclover.
Thanks god that cyborg with a faulty voice module is a murdering pychopath. We'll have to invite him over for potato stew assuming he survives the entire base exploding in a giant five kiloton nuclear explosion!Bobo!Activate the five minute self-destruct sequence!
Yes Mi'Lord!
Bobo pressed a button on the dash board of the flying saucer starting the self-detruct sequence.
The ship then took off in the setting sun of whatever countryside they were by.
"Wait a minute guys... do you hear that?" Ganondorf said.
"Hear what?" Iji said.
"You must be going crazy." Ryan said.
"It sounds like... A 5 MINUTE NUCLEAR SELF-DESTRUCT COUNTDOWN!!! SHIIIIIIITTT!!!!!!" Ganondorf saw the flyin clover and rode his Bulbo after it.
Iji attempted a second Devastator jump, going for height instead of length. To everyone's surprise, including her own, Iji managed to land on top of the flying clover. She kicked open the cockpit windshield and went apeshit all over Khan and Bobo. Explosions and screams were seen and heard from below, ending with Khan being kicked out and the saucer beginning it's descent.
"I did not realize how high up I was. Crap, and I can't steer this thing either."
She and Bobo stood on one of the leaves, screaming bloody murder.
Ganondorf was strapped in the third seat with a smile on his face and his hands in the air.
"WEEEEEE!!!!" He said.
Iji looked over in surprise.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET UP HERE?!" Iji said.
"I dunno..." Ganondorf said.
"WELL HELP ME LAND THIS THING!!!" She shouted.
Ganondorf sighed and walked over to Iji.
He pressed a big red button on the control panel and a sterring wheel popped up.
He yanked it up hard and the saucer returned to a straight position.
"There, can you handle the rest Miss Future?" He said.
In that case this'll give me a chance to work with a couple of characters. Though I'm trying to decide between a puppet character or an oc. Maybe a mix of the two... You'll ee in my next post
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Yelled Khan as he tumbled towards the ground.After remembering that he had rocket tap dancing shoes however he activated them and stopped screaming like a little pussy.He looked at the saucer above him and saw Bobo flying it.
Sorry my loyal Chimp, but I can not allow them to capture a single shread of my technology. Have fun in hell. Tell 'em I sent ya.
Lepre-Khan pulled out a remote control and pressed a button blowing up the clover saucer.
Frank's body started twitching, it slowly floated into the air and exploded in a bright, radioactive light. A new body fell to the Earth. "Oh great, all that radiation turned me into a Fallout character. Thanks a lot guys." He mumbled, looking to where Iji and Ganondorf had been. "But Fallout has a moral system. Do I stay as a hero, or become evil? Decisions decisions..."
With seconds to prepare, she readied her nanofield to tech the explosion. She grabbed Ganondorf by the collar as soon as the ship exploded. Sparks flew from her field when she teched it, letting her land on her feet, but still feeling as if she were took the full brunt of the blast.
"Hey, where's Bobo?" Ganondorf asked.
A lone banana fell from where the saucer had been.
"Ahh, it's a bomb!" Iji screamed.
"No it's just a regular, old bana--"
BOOM!
"What was he feeding that thing?" Ganondorf wondered
A pair of travelers neared the town gate where Ram and his companions were currently staying, one one horseback and the other on foot. Each of them wore a hooded cloak that concealed their appearance. Just shy of the town gate they were stopped by some of the bandits.
"'Ey, look what we got here boys!" One of them jested. "Some fresh meat!"
Neither of the duo said a word and the taller one dismounted from their horse and regarded that bandit from under the cover provided by the hood.
"We just need to pass. We don't want any trouble." The traveler said calmly.
The bandits laughed.
"Oh, well that's too bad! 'Cause it looks like you found some anyway!"
The lot of them drew their weapons, from claymores and axes to crossbows and throwing knives. The hooded duo looked at each other and nodded then let their hand disappear into their cloak. They moved faster than any of the bandits could even blink and as the breeze rolled by, they crumbled into a pile of bodies. The tallest of the duo sighed grimly, as if remorseful for the deaths.
The shorter one patted the taller's shoulder before they pressed on into the town gate. Unfortunately, as they entered they were immediately approached by the town guard.
"Hold it you two! You're coming with us!" The guard demanded. "You can either come quietly or we can do this the hard way!"
Without a word the duo raised their hands and were taken away.
Before anyone asks, I'm not going to reveal who these two are yet. You'll have to come to the holding cells to find out
The Logician looked up from his Ommlette. "Benny, have you figured out where we are yet?"
Tamriel. Chorrol. Mage's Guild. Second floor.
"And that's where glorious father Science has taken you, friend." The Logician said, standing. "What's your name?"
"Dr. Insano?" Dr. Insano replied.
"Dr. Insano. Hu. Knew a guy like that once..."
"Wan' a smoothie? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.101127-The-Escapist-Avatar-Adventure-An-Open-RP-Now-Re-Opened?page=161#6545497]" Sam asked, walking up behind Dr. Insano and handing him a glass of chuncky red...something.
Frank, now the lone wanderer, could hear a beeping sound from behind a floor board. He lifted it up to reveal the 10 megaton bomb that Lepra Khan had activated. "Damn it, I need 30 explosive skill and I only have 22. Just a second." He pulled up his pip boy and fast travelled to the town where ram, loggy, insano and sam were. He found a bunch of bandits and started fighting them with his shocksword....
50 seconds later: SMASH! Frank came falling through the window of the mages guild.
"Oh hey guys!" Frank waved to his friends as he he stabbed the last bandit through the heart. "Frank? Is that.. "WAIT A SEC!" Frank interrupted loggy as he levelled up and added 10 points to explosives. Without another word he fast travelled to the lab and disarmed the bomb, then came straight back. "Sorry, you were saying?"
Lalalalalalalalalalala killin my assistant in a giant fire ball! Sang Lepre-Khan as he flew away with his kickass rocket tap dancing shoes.
Lalalalalalalalalalala totally not expecting a giant nuclear explosion to cause me to join the main plot.
Un beknownst to Lepre-Khan however, Frank had used his explosives skills to successfully diffuse the 5 KILOTON! nuclear war-head beneath Lepre-Khan's base. Un beknownst to Frank, he succeeded in defusing the bomb...for all of ten seconds before the back-up fuse(s) kicked in.
FUCCCCCKKKKKK!Yelled Lepre-Khan as the 5 KILOTON! nuclear mushroom cloud raced towards him.
WAIT!I installed two teleporter devices in my tap-dancing shoes! All I have to do is click my heels three times! One! Two! Three!
Lepre-Khan managed to teleport away just as the bulk of the radiation and force was about to hit him.However, instead of teleporting to his other evil lair beneath Bolt Bisney World, he teleported right into the same room the Logician and Dr.Insano were.
Hey look! An over powered god like being and...HOLY SHIT IT'S DOCTOR INSANO!I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN!
Que dramatic plot twist music!
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