The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Fury Is Me.]

"SIR! MULTIPLE NUKES ARE APPROACHING!!!" Frank said.
"WHAT?! HOW MANY?!" Ganondorf said.
Suddenly, Frank had a scouter on his face.
"Nuke numbers... 8000... Huh? Now... it's over nine!"
Ganondorf was suddenly shirtless wearing a skirt made of turtle shells.
"WHAT?!"
Frank took the scouter off and crushed it in his hand.
"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!" (I'm sorry, I had to. It was... too perfect.)
"WHAT 9000?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!"
Ganondorf was suddenly back in his normal cothing.
He ran towards a pod covered in Gerudo decorations.
"SIR! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"
"I'M HOPPING BASE!"
"WHAT?! TAKE ME WITH YOU!"
"NO! THING ONLY HAS ROOM FOR ONE! Plus, all the other minions read the pamphlet on nuke evacuation, and you didn't. And They're already at the Irish base. BYE!"
Ganondorf's pod suddenly took off towards Ireland.
"SON OF A BI-!" Frank got nuked.

 

[Orinon]

"Hmmmmm if we're in the land of Oz than that means there are a few more witches around here. one in the west and another in the north but the north one is nice."

 

[Sam G]

"Wait, so, uh... are we friends now?" Sam asked Maddawg and Sky cautiously, sticking a hand in her bag just in case the answer was "no".

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Llamasftw[GFYA] has joined the server. The announcement came up on the screen. "WTF! Where did all the heroes go?" Louis found himself in downtown oz. "GIVE ME ALL YAH MONEY FOO!" A gangstah munchkin approached him. "Awww, a munchkin." It pulled a gun out. "It's so cute!" He said, then vommited on it from the cuteness.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"I guess so, it's not like the heroes post anymore right?" Said Maddawg shaking Sam's hand.

"So now what?" Asked Jeeves as he tried to turn away from Sky who was eating the sole of the wicked witch of the east.

" I'll tell you what! You will all die AHAHAHAHA" said a raspy high pitch voice from out of sight. The Wicked Witch of the West landed on the ground with her broomstick. " And soon there will be nothing left of-" a bang and a splatter of blood interrupted her though as a Munchkin guard shot her in the head.

"Oh my god!" said the Munchkin guard's friend. "Did you just kill the Wicked Witch? I thought only water could do that!"

"Well," said the Guard " The other one was killed by a falling house so I figured, what the heck and I shot her in the Head."

"In the head?"

"In the Head!"

"In the Head?"

"In-" This continued for a good 5 minutes before the Munchkins once again broke out into song. Soon after, (With multiple tone deaf munchkins dead by a Pirate with a taste of music that didn't quite agree) a large glow appeared in the sky. A rather large Witch came floating down from her palace. "

"Oh my god..." Said Jeeves. "Its...Its the Witch of the-"

"HOWDY Y'ALL!"

"......South?"

 

[hopeneverdies]

"You know how we can get out of this overly cutesy place?" asked Iji.

The others looked at her in confusion.

"Remember how at the end of the movie, Dorothy clicked her heels together in the ruby shoes?"

They nodded.

"We just need to get those heels to connect, so come over here Sky."

"No, ye not be touchin' me."

"Just shake your stomach a little bit and see if that does something."

 

[Zepren]

Previously on Avatar Adventure:
"Holy shit!" said Phil "It's the D.L.A.!"
The gunship opened it's right side, and an army of D.L.A. mechas, cyborg sith warriors, and ODSTs jumped out. The gunship fixed it's guns on the heroes and villains.

What you didn't see:
Glenrath and Mr.T stood on top of the fallen Gyrados', SMGs in hand. The stood at the bottom of a massive crater surrounded by hundreds of DLA soldiers.

"This looks like the end..." Said Glenrath with a hardened resolve.

"I pity these fools, and us. No one remembers the last time we were here, in AA. We are relics, cracker." Said Mr.T glaring upon the soldiers.

"I know, I know. Looks like next stop hell!" Screamed Glenrath whoses shout was drowned out by the blazes of his and T's guns. It was inaudible once the soldiers opened fire in return.

Glenrath fell, fell through hell, blackness and images of all evils.

He awoke with a shudder and click. Half of his once chicken body was now robotic, the shock almost killed him. And as though the voice was on his wavelength...

"Calm, we can't have you die once more..." Said the voice. Glenrath turned his head and his robotic gaze hit upon a white haired scientist with large eyes and a maniacal grin. "I see you've noticed your upgrades"

"What happened to me?" Asked Glenrath wearily.

"You were ripped to shreds in a fire fight with the DLA. You fell through space, entombed in a magical shield. Your withered body survived and you landed here." The scientist gestured around him. "I tried to rebuild you and I did a good job I thought"

"Wait... are you telling me, I'M A HALF MAGE-CHICKEN, HALF BAD-ASS ROBOT!" He jumped up in excitement.

"Pretty much, more robot though now." The scientist grinned as Glenrath stood up.

"Thanks doc, I've got a war to fight."

"What war?"

"The war of good verse evil."

"What side? Weren't you once neutral?"

"Now I'm all good" He flexed his muscles and flew off into the atmosphere.

[spoiler:OOC] ME-SA BACK![/spoiler]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: OOC

Hooray? Sorry, I don't remember you well. I remember that fight. Welcome back anyway! Btw, i'm Ganondorf now.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Louis took out a megafone from nowhere. "This thing on? ATTENTION WORTHLESS INHABITENTS OF XYLON... hahaha! Alright, enough screwin' around. Attention all heroes who still post on this rp, I seem to be tripping balls in a strange land, bring help..... and milkshakes." With that, louis hoped a new hero, preferrably half chicken mage, half robot would join in the story.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Louis took out a megafone from nowhere. "This thing on? ATTENTION WORTHLESS INHABITENTS OF XYLON... hahaha! Alright, enough screwin' around. Attention all heroes who still post on this rp, I seem to be tripping balls in a strange land, bring help..... and milkshakes." With that, louis hoped a new hero, preferrably half chicken mage, half robot would join in the story.

 

[000Ronald]

Spoiler: OOC: Out In The Boonies

Erm...yeah.

Long story short, I'm moving, and right now I'm ten miles from the nearest phone signal. I'm not even sure how I'm posting this, to be honest. It's going to take at least another week to get settled in to where I can get a constant connection, so...I guess I'm not going to be on for awhile.

I'm really, really sorry. I'll start posting again as soon as I can.

 

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[Hollow Grimm]

/Grimm Prances around like a little fairy waiting for anyone to just beat the shit out of him.

 

[Orinon]

"Can do"
Yelled CybeRyan who used Red Fear to slash up Grimm.
Louis needed help and Ryan sorta liked the guy so he concentrated really hard and started yelling
"Oh crap he's doing his dragon ball thing"
Actually he was doing something else he sprouted dragon wings.
He then lifted up Sam carrying her in his arms
"Now Sammy we got a lama to save but first let?s pick up some chicken."
He flew to glenrath's location
"Hey glenrage
"It's Glenrath
"Oh sorry anyway hop on my back we got to save a lama
AND I WANT YOU,"
"Where did you get the uncle Sam Outfit?
"Nowhere lets go on my back"
"Why can?t you carry me there?s a nasty sword on your back"
"Dude don't be gay the arms are for the ladies, you can grab onto me tail if you want or onto my ankle or hop on my back don?t touch my sword."
Glenrath grabbed onto his tail.
"Ok hang on tight we got a lama to save

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: Who missed me?

Because I missed all of you! Anyway, what the HELL is going on? Is sho even alive? So.... Yea, it would be awesome to say what the villains and heroes are doing... Please?
And now I've gotten a bit of an answer, so instead of double posting, here's an edit.

"Arghh... This isn't working... And I feel a bit sick." Sky said.
"Anyone else have an idea?" Maddawg asked.
"That's all I got..." Ijii muttered. "I figured that would work."
"Ain't no one gonna get away with ignoring me!" The Witch of the South began. She started to call for her flying bulls.
"I thought they were monkeys..." Grimm muttered.
"That was the Witch of the WEST!" Ijii replied as one of the large animals rammed its horns into Grimm's gut.
"That looked painful..." Ijii said.
"Arghh! I plan on keeping one of these!" Sky exclaimed as she rode the beast.
"Pirates ride bulls!?" Ijii asked.
"Sky is a one of a kind pirate. Most don't have a robot arm either." Maddawg replied.
Sky accidentally ran over one of the Munchkins in her flying rodeo show. "Argh! Sorry bout that!" She said.
But the Munchkins looked up at her and their eyes started to glow red.
"Fuck. I'm out!" The witch said as she and all her bulls, aside from the one Sky had stolen, flew away."
"Evil. Evil. Evil." The Munchkins began saying in unision. They began to grow and become horribly mutated until they were 10 foot tall ravage monsters.
"The fuck?!" Maddawg said as one of them charged snarling and hit Sky off her bull. The bull darted into the Munchkins stomach to protect it's new owner. The Monstrous Munchkin simply grabbed it by the tail and ate it.
"Huh... That was... Interesting..." Ijii muttered.
The munchkins charged at the villains(?) and prepared to attack. Just before they got to their mark, however, something fell from the sky and landed directly in front of them. When the dust from the fall disappeared, Sho stood and turned to the others.
"Sup guys! How've you been?" He said
"You have a tendincy to show up out of nowhere. It's damn annoying..." Maddawg said.
"Hey! At least I'm back right!?"
"Who's this guy?" Ijii asked.
"Some bastard that's been around for a while. He disappeared for a few months though." Grimm explained.
"Your lucky I don't take offense to that Grimm, if I did I would be planning to injure you more than usual." Sho said and laughed.
"God I hate him..." Grimm mumbled.
"Alright, let's leave the remaining formalities for later! What say we finish off these guys?" Sho said cracking his knuckles.
"Sounds like a plan to me." Ijii said shrugging.
"Meh, this could be fun." Maddawg said readying his weapons.
"I'm gonna go hide." Grimm mumbled wimpering away from the rest.

Spoiler: How's that?

It's been a while since I posted, this work for the time being?

 

[Orinon]

The trio flew over to where Frank was trapped
"So CybeRyan you look different since I last saw you.?
"Yep, I got my spark fused with Metalseadramon one of Xandus pets, anyway I?m a dragonoid robot with a sword made of lasers and magma, and now I'm 9 feet tall"
They flew very far until; they saw a dairy queen in which they purchased lots of milkshakes.
They flew until they found frank
"Hey, you brought milkshakes!"
The now reunited heroes then flew to a space station where they watched some stars while drinking the many many milkshakes.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Suddeny, Ganondorf rode in on a flamin horse of awesome rocking out on a Gibson Les Paul set to 11. He dismounted the horse by leaping off it's head and sliding on his knees when he hit the gground and doin a ridicuously awesome solo which caused the horse's head to expode in an even more aweosme fashion, then the guitar set on fire and Ganondorf stood up. "SHO! GRIMM!!!" Ganondorf said, excited. He ran up to Sho and gave him a big ass, totally not gay, Roger Rabbit kiss on the side of his face and broke Grimm's back with a hug! Then, Ganondorf's voice changed. "HEy you two! It's me! Dispelga! I'm Ganondorf now!!!" Then Ganondorf snapped out of it. "Whoa... that was weird... but YAY! SHO AND GGRIMM ARE BACK!" Ganondorf celebrated more by Warlock punching Grimm in the gut.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRyan decided it was time to round up the other heroes and start up a new ark, an interesting one indeed, He teleported Ram, Rag, Samantha, and Phil came back with him, he then made the villains appear via teleporting them in front of them. CybeRyan grabbed Ganon by the hands
"Time to dance,"
He flew him up into the air or into the space and bean spinning around
"You spin me right 'round
Baby
Right 'Round like a Record
Baby
Right 'Round'Round 'Round
He began spinning faster
"YouSpinmeRight'Round
Baby
Right'RoundLikeaRecord
Baby
RigthRoundRoundRound"
He continued singing but he was spinning so fast and singing so fast no one could decipher his words. A strange blue light surrounded him and it grew until the whole group was surrounded by it, they felt a massive tingling but it slowed and stopped. CybeRyan let go of Ganon, who cannonball into the other villains
CybeRyan was just getting started
"C'mon everyone let?s dance"
Sam floated over to Cyber.
"Let me show you how the song goes
CybeRyan:"
"You spin my head right
Round right round
When you go down when
You go down, down"
Samantha:
"You spin my head right
Round right round
When you go down when
You go down, down"
They continued this rather crazy rave party until ram noticed something odd
"Hey where are all the satellites where?s the space station we are near an asteroid.
They then entered earth?s atmosphere but they changed somewhat, in fact Ryan changed a lot
They were all steam punk.
CybeRyan looked at his new body made of brass and steel and there were pressure valves near his mini guns
"What is this for?
He twisted the valve and hissing steam came out, the escaping pressure caused the mini guns to fire.
Red Fear was now made of tempered steel but a pump in the handle surrounded it with superheated air.

[spoiler/] Ok now you must describe what your character looks like now that we are all steam punk [/spoiler]

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"Hmm, I want a chipmunk related dish." Alvin suddenly appeared, singing a high pitch tune.
Louis grabbed it and threw it in a conveniently placed blender, and turned it on, making a load of gooey red stuff. "Sam, hope you don't mind but i stole your smoothie recipe." He said
"The animal..?" "Shh, its a secret." Louis interrupted her. Their eyes darted around suspiciously.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf now had a monocle and a steam powered, pressurized air cannon attatched to his arm, that could also fire cannon balls, made of steal and copper. "Sweet!" Ganondorf fired a blast of air at Grimm, sending him flying backwards