The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[hopeneverdies]

"Don't worry, we are. Now do you really want me to explain why I defected."
CybeRhianna nodded.
Iji recounted the same monologue she gave to Maddawg in Antarctica.
"Long story short, I left because my pacifistic nature would be a liability to you as a hero but would be perfect as a villain."
"Sure, if that works for you."

"Oh and Ganon, here." Iji handed a stack of papers to him.
"The Hell are these?"
"Just take a look."
It was the slash fics and fanart that scared the Gerudo half to death way back when.

"Um, not to be rude, but why do you have those?" asked Sam.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"No! You don't remember? Look back to the page at the bar!" Teamkiers said. "What the?" Louis was still puzzled in a mixture of teste pain and confusion.
"Anyway, moving on.. Who wants to go to a victorian brothel? Or better yet, have a tea party like ganondorf suggested. "I was joking-" He was cut short.
"I Said, WHY DON'T WE HAVE A TEA PARTY!?" A laser started charging in his mouth. "Tea party sounds good." Sam said. The others agreed nervously.
"Spiffing! I'll fetch the crumpets!" Louis sauntered off.

 

[Orinon]

CybeRhianna, Boiled some water for tea using her Pistol to make a fire.
"What are you shooting anyway a laser?"
"No the steam punk equivalent to one, superheated compressed air."
"Het Cybe, Any Idea what to do about Lois?" Asked Iji
"I got an idea, but it won't be easy, also it could hurt him."
"Like you can show concern now, what's the plan?"
Cybe held up a Gas mask
"You'll learn just make sure he's unconscious and disable his laser spit."
[spoiler/] By the way has anyone looked at the webcomic disscussion group lately [/spoiler]

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Are you finished with the fudge you were making?" asked Iji.

"Just about. Don't tell me you're-" replied Rhianna.

"Yes, I am going to glue his mouth shut with it. And I know you worked hard on it."

CybeRhianna looked offended at the prospect.

Later

"Louis, want to try something?"
"Sure I--!" A laser blew a hole in the house next door. But the fudge started locking his gums together to the point where he couldn't even chew. Next thing he knew, a Nanogun landed on his head.

Spoiler: OOC

Gah! Too much writer's block!

Orinon, what was this project you were working on and how would you like to try a challenge in Iji for me?

 

[Orinon]

"Good he's awake I need him conscious."
She put the gas mask on Louis?s face.
"Now just hold still, Relax, you will feel a slight pinch then excruciating pain."
The gas mask became attached to Louis?s face, and his body began to change until he was frank once more.
"Now that we got that problem solved, we got to solve the other one."
"Which one is that?"
A man in a green suit and monocle with a question mark on his hat came walking up the street.
"That problem."

[spoiler/] In this link I have a comic I made in my spare time tell me what you think.
What's the challenge BTW
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1159/img010xf.jpg [/spoiler]

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Didn't Sho just make him explode because of the serious shit that the writer was on when he wrote him in?"

"Let's pretend that never happened."

"I'm used to that. Okay, Riddler, lay it on me."

Spoiler: OOC

@Orinon Have you attempted a pacifist playthrough? Either 5 kills or less per sector. Or even better, no kills at all? The latter has one more reward than the former does, but essentially they are the same. That playstyle is the basis for how I'm writing Iji.

 

[Orinon]

The Riddler scoffed at Iji.
"A woman in a green dress couldn't possibly have enough intellect to impress."
"How about this to impress you!" shouted Iji as she blasted her Nano gun.
"You have missed it would seem your aim is inelegant."
"I wasn't trying to hit you."
"Oh and what Target would make such a shot relevant?"
Iji pointed up to which the Riddler noticed she had weakened the base of an old gargoyle.
"Oh crap."
The gargoyle fell pinning down the Riddler.

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Now are you going to insult my intelligence again because I'm a woman?" she stared down at him, Nanogun set to Spread Rockets.

"Um, no. Please don't hurt me," he said panicking.

"If you can answer my riddle, I'll consider letting you freee. If not, you are guaranteed to die. If you don't answer at all, I'll just leave you trapped here."

"Oh, as if you could outsmart me."

"What was that?" her trigger finger tensed.

"Nothing. Just tell me the riddle."

"Fine, here goes: It was a Sunday morning and the dad was dead upstairs. The grandma was in the kitchen cutting some fruits up for breakfast. The daughter was in the living room watching TV. The mother was out grocery shopping, and the son said that he would be getting the mail outside. Who killed the dad?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf raised his hand. "OOO! OOO! I KNOW! The Grandma! She has a knife."

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Give me a moment."

"I have all day."

Iji went over to Ganondorf and beat the ever loving crap out of him for ruining a perfectly good riddle.

"You could have let him answer. You idiot! Now I am pissed!"

And with that, 3 rockets connected with the Riddler and he and the gargoyle were history.

 

[Orinon]

"I thought you were a pacifist? you have to love everything and everyone."
"Where did you get that idea?"
"Oh well wishful thinking."
Iji was confused although got explanation when Cyber tried to kiss her full on the lips.
"Whoa what the hell are you doing?"
"Is this better?" cyber morphed into CybeRyan, Like his human form before he got kicked in the lava with synthetic skin so he looked like an 16 year old boy in a white Victorian shirt, black work pants, boots and had the flintlocks.
"Perhaps this is better?" he planted a gentler kiss on her lips.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf got back up as a fairy flew out of a bottle. "Whoa! I didn't know those were so helpful!"

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"What the?" Frank observed his body.
"I wanted to be a llama! What the fuck guys!?"
Frank was most upset. "I'm still gonna be random, if that was an attempt to stop my randomness then you have failed miserably!"
A chipmunk appeared and started singing Cry me a river.
"What the? I killed you all!" Frank picked it up by the throat and drop kicked it across the town. "Call me when you reach puberty!"

 

[Orinon]

Frank was in Victoria era clothing, a similar suit to sho, a black coat white shirt, and black cravat, black trouser and black Victorian shoes.
"How come you guys are in suits?" asked CybeRyan
He had somehow gained more clothing. He now wore a white cotton shirt, a gray cotton vest, Black work pants, black boots he also wore a grey cap.
"Frank I turned back to normal because your lama body was threading us with laser spit do you know someone else who can shoot lasers from his mouth?"
"Oh right you can do that ultimate fire thing."
"That right I can do that ultimate fire thing, in which I create a laser made of intense fire, now can't have people copying me like that remember that scythe guy he sliced up my mini guns and then copied me, I removed him from existence after beating the shit out of him, now I have some unfinished business with Iji, we?re going to air out our feelings."
As he walked away frank asked Sho
"Isn't he a robot so he has no feelings?'
"I don't know, he cried his eyes out when he was a girl,"
"Wanna watch" asked frank
Sho smacked him on the back of the head.
"Don't be a creep man that's just wrong."
Frank grumbled while Sho left possibly to screw up the past, or find an umbrella.
Meanwhile
Ryan placed his lips on Iji's

 

[hopeneverdies]

Iji was taken by surprise. One moment she's walking with Cyber, the next she's kissing the guy. They stopped for a moment.

"Look, I think this is going way too fast and-"
"Trust me, things are perfectly fine the way they are."
"No, it's just-"
"We're perfect for each other. I'm a robot and you're a cyborg."
She pushed him away.
"I. Am not. A cyborg! I'm a human being with enhancements."

Somewhere very far away
"!"
"What is it Quote?"
"Someone just said robots have no feelings."

Spoiler: OOC

Writer's block still here. Figured I may as well stick the Cave Story reference in for fun.

 

[Orinon]

"Ok I'm a Cyborg your a huamn with Cybornetic enhancements, we still both use awsome technology. And if you feel rushed I can slow it down."
"That doesn't mean you just kiss me more slowly."
"Dammit"
Elsewhere
"Xandus is everything al right?"
"No I'm not all right ever since I met him that cyborg has been trouble, he stole my peanut butter, then he tried to be my friend, then he killed my pet, now he stole m girl friend
"But you seem to have broken up, at least your not together

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Hope

Cave Story FTW. Was that supposed to be Curly talking to Quote? AND YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT QUOTE IS A MUTE! XD

Ganondorf fiddled with his arm cannon. "Eheheheh, squeaky squeaky. I feel like Samus."

 

[hopeneverdies]

Spoiler: OOC

Not a reserve
@Fury It's more like we do the talking for them. That's how I interpret silent protagonists. And yes, that was Curly.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Hope.

Ok. And you should have had Balrogg say HUZZAH! Then Quote shoot him. That would have been funny. Not uh reserve.

 

[Orinon]

Meanwhile
"Now now Xandus you can't just kill Cyborgs because they always are doing things that annoys you."
"Why not?"
"Because he's in the past like the others but you weren't around because he brought them there but he doesn't like you."
"Thefeelingismutual" grumbled Xandus
"So you see you can't interfere, unless you can travel through time."
An evil glow came into Xandus's eyes and a smirk on his lips
[spoiler/] I'm not breaking any rules right, since Xandus hasn't posted so it's fari to assume he isn't with us. [/spoiler]
back to the past
"OK my first component in getting us back in time is some sort of boiler, Something that can boil lots of water. Ant Ideas where we can get one without destoying history.
"Oh come on what's the worst that could happen?"
"Our mere presence causes a rip in the fabric of reality that consumes the universe."
they all stared blankly at him for that
"Oh come on dude what are the odds of that?"
"I don't know like 542790to 1."
"Never tell a gambler the odds."