The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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When the three of them stormed the fortress, they found it to be strangely empty save for a couple of strange creatures that Kazuki explained were called 'Locusts'. It took only a moment to kill them and move on.
Upon entering the throne room, they found the place empty save for the piles of Locust corpses here and there and a faint stench of nerve gas. With a mutual shrug the three of them decided to split up and wander around aimlessly.
After some five minutes or so Shiki walked into one room just in time to see three people be catapulted and probably the biggest, ugliest Locust of them all say something about attacking Hitler. Then they noticed him.
"The fuck man?!" Maddawg barked.
"Oh, hi there, I was just in the neighborhood and- SHINE!" Shiki shouted as he removed his glasses with one hand and sliced one of the guards in half with his double ended naginata. he then drew his knife, Nanayotsu and threw it into another, spliting it in half (His mystic eyes of Death perception being active).
Upon entering the throne room, they found the place empty save for the piles of Locust corpses here and there and a faint stench of nerve gas. With a mutual shrug the three of them decided to split up and wander around aimlessly.
After some five minutes or so Shiki walked into one room just in time to see three people be catapulted and probably the biggest, ugliest Locust of them all say something about attacking Hitler. Then they noticed him.
"The fuck man?!" Maddawg barked.
"Oh, hi there, I was just in the neighborhood and- SHINE!" Shiki shouted as he removed his glasses with one hand and sliced one of the guards in half with his double ended naginata. he then drew his knife, Nanayotsu and threw it into another, spliting it in half (His mystic eyes of Death perception being active).
Maddawg watched as the guard split in half after being hit by some....light thing, I don't know, I narrate the Avatar Adventure, not Anime.
"Great...another fucking intruder." said Maddawg as he rubbed his temple and grabbed his weapon. "Don't we have alarms!? Or guards? I'm running this army, and nobody is even informing me when my Fortress is being broken into!"
"This is what happens when you hire non-union Maddawg." said Grim. "And good luck fighting this guy. He's from Japan. You know how crazy those anime's can get."
"So how do you suppose we beat someone from an anime?" he replied.
"Well, I know of one weakness, but we don't have Octopus or a Squid...." Grim replied.
"Argh too bad Xandus ain't here. He would have beat this guy in a single post." said Sky.
Suddenly the blade in the anime kid's hand flew out of his hand and floated a few feet in front of Gordon Freeman's gravity gun.
"Well that worked out alright." Said Sho.
"I still would have rather use the Octopus." said Grim
"Great...another fucking intruder." said Maddawg as he rubbed his temple and grabbed his weapon. "Don't we have alarms!? Or guards? I'm running this army, and nobody is even informing me when my Fortress is being broken into!"
"This is what happens when you hire non-union Maddawg." said Grim. "And good luck fighting this guy. He's from Japan. You know how crazy those anime's can get."
"So how do you suppose we beat someone from an anime?" he replied.
"Well, I know of one weakness, but we don't have Octopus or a Squid...." Grim replied.
"Argh too bad Xandus ain't here. He would have beat this guy in a single post." said Sky.
Suddenly the blade in the anime kid's hand flew out of his hand and floated a few feet in front of Gordon Freeman's gravity gun.
"Well that worked out alright." Said Sho.
"I still would have rather use the Octopus." said Grim
"Hm, wasn't expecting that..." Shiki muttered, then stepped back and stabbed another Locust and flung him into the rest.
He spun around and twirled his weapon, deflecting whatever shots were taken as he moved towards Gordon Freeman. Once again he was disarmed, but Shiki suddenly spun the other direction and grabbed Gordon's wrists and threw him to the floor with an Aikido-esque throw and yanked the weapon from his hands.
Using the gravity gun to carry his weapons he decided to flee the room and regroup with his companions as the head Locust would certainly pwn the Japanese off him
He spun around and twirled his weapon, deflecting whatever shots were taken as he moved towards Gordon Freeman. Once again he was disarmed, but Shiki suddenly spun the other direction and grabbed Gordon's wrists and threw him to the floor with an Aikido-esque throw and yanked the weapon from his hands.
Using the gravity gun to carry his weapons he decided to flee the room and regroup with his companions as the head Locust would certainly pwn the Japanese off him
"Gordon...why didn't you fire the Knives at him? You could have killed him right then and there!" yelled Maddawg.
Gordon signed his response to him: "I wasn't the one posting!"
Outside the room
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE LAW-ABIDER!" Said Doctor Horrible, cutting off the anime kid. "You think you're gonna get away that easily?" he said.
"You're kidding right? I just killed like 5 guys on my way out, what the heck are you gonna do? Throw your goggles at me?"
"Hell no! These things are expensive!" Said horrible as he adjusted his goggles. "And I'm not gonna fight ya, I'm just gonna immobilize ya." and with that, Horrible took out the Portal Gun, based on the Aperture Science Portal Gun. Quickly, he shot two shots, one at the ceiling above the Anime Kid and one below him.
He let out a laugh as the boy began falling down the newly made portals that seemed to bend reality itself. "Right now you're going at about 70 MPH, at that speed, if you were to hit the ground, your legs would shatter and most likely be shoved up your body cavity. " He said in a taunting voice.
The rest of the group joined him, keeping their distance from the boy, but still surrounding him to make sure he doesn't run again.
Gordon signed his response to him: "I wasn't the one posting!"
Outside the room
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE LAW-ABIDER!" Said Doctor Horrible, cutting off the anime kid. "You think you're gonna get away that easily?" he said.
"You're kidding right? I just killed like 5 guys on my way out, what the heck are you gonna do? Throw your goggles at me?"
"Hell no! These things are expensive!" Said horrible as he adjusted his goggles. "And I'm not gonna fight ya, I'm just gonna immobilize ya." and with that, Horrible took out the Portal Gun, based on the Aperture Science Portal Gun. Quickly, he shot two shots, one at the ceiling above the Anime Kid and one below him.
He let out a laugh as the boy began falling down the newly made portals that seemed to bend reality itself. "Right now you're going at about 70 MPH, at that speed, if you were to hit the ground, your legs would shatter and most likely be shoved up your body cavity. " He said in a taunting voice.
The rest of the group joined him, keeping their distance from the boy, but still surrounding him to make sure he doesn't run again.
"Soo, what do we do now?" Asked Rhianna, kicking a brick.
"Well I live by a certain philosophy." (if that's even how it's spelt)
Said Frank. "And that philosophy is: when in doubt, call in a nuke."
Frank got a 25 zombie killstreak, then set the target as maddawg's base.
"Enjoy." He said, and Frank and Cybe skipped into a nearby bunker to watch the fireworks.
"Well I live by a certain philosophy." (if that's even how it's spelt)
Said Frank. "And that philosophy is: when in doubt, call in a nuke."
Frank got a 25 zombie killstreak, then set the target as maddawg's base.
"Enjoy." He said, and Frank and Cybe skipped into a nearby bunker to watch the fireworks.
"SHIIIiiiiIIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiit!" Shiki screamed as he fell through the portals with no way to escape.
"Hey look what I... Shiki!" As Kazuki rounded a corner and walked into the scene, the guards pointed their weapons at him. At this point there was only one option and that was to surrender then escape, but as luck would have it, Saito rounded the corner opposite to him and blasted the guards to hell with a blast of Void magic energy.
Before the Guard could react the two of them grabbed Shiki with the use his newly aquired gravity gun and yanked him away
"Hey look what I... Shiki!" As Kazuki rounded a corner and walked into the scene, the guards pointed their weapons at him. At this point there was only one option and that was to surrender then escape, but as luck would have it, Saito rounded the corner opposite to him and blasted the guards to hell with a blast of Void magic energy.
Before the Guard could react the two of them grabbed Shiki with the use his newly aquired gravity gun and yanked him away
Maddawg grabbed Horrible and multiple elite soldiers. Jumping onto a battalion of Reavers, the small army headed off to destroy Hitler and convert his Zombie forces.
As they flew a bright light shown off behind them. Maddawg turned around and saw a Mushroom cloud appear where his fortress was. "What the fuck is that?" Yelled Maddawg.
"It would appear that someone has launched a Nuke at us sir." Said Horrible.
"You're kidding! We have yet to recover from the one that Pakistan shot at us! OKAY! THAT IS IT! When we get back! We're paving Germany flat and making it one big fortress! With Black Jack! And Hookers! In fact, forget Germany. We'll just move to Las Vegas."
As they flew a bright light shown off behind them. Maddawg turned around and saw a Mushroom cloud appear where his fortress was. "What the fuck is that?" Yelled Maddawg.
"It would appear that someone has launched a Nuke at us sir." Said Horrible.
"You're kidding! We have yet to recover from the one that Pakistan shot at us! OKAY! THAT IS IT! When we get back! We're paving Germany flat and making it one big fortress! With Black Jack! And Hookers! In fact, forget Germany. We'll just move to Las Vegas."
Meanwhile, 2 locust are lying on the grass, spotting clouds.
"That one looks like a puppy." Says 1.
"Yeah, and that one looks like a unicorn!" Says the other.
"And that one looks like a mushroom!"
Says 1. "Ahh so it does WAIT WHAT?!" Before they can do anything else, the 2 locust are incinerated by the heat wave.
Rhianna and Frank watched as Maddawg's base went up in a pretty cool cloud of radiation. "Superb show!" Frank said poshly, clapping.
"I LOVED the fallout." Added Rhianna.
"Indeed, ooo!"
"That one looks like a puppy." Says 1.
"Yeah, and that one looks like a unicorn!" Says the other.
"And that one looks like a mushroom!"
Says 1. "Ahh so it does WAIT WHAT?!" Before they can do anything else, the 2 locust are incinerated by the heat wave.
Rhianna and Frank watched as Maddawg's base went up in a pretty cool cloud of radiation. "Superb show!" Frank said poshly, clapping.
"I LOVED the fallout." Added Rhianna.
"Indeed, ooo!"
Having escaped with their live, the three students emerge from the remains of the fortress and watched as the Locust and its horde rode off to parts unknown. They decided they'd fight him another day as Shiki elaborated that he saw some people being launched by a catapult. After a moment, the three of them decided they would go see where they ended up.
Meanwhile...
A lone figure watched Maddawg and his horde from a distance. After a moment of silence she leapt down from her perch and strode after them.
Meanwhile...
A lone figure watched Maddawg and his horde from a distance. After a moment of silence she leapt down from her perch and strode after them.
Frank switched on the radio, and put on GNR.
"HAW DIGGIDY DAWG! 3 DOG, GOOD FIGHT, CHICKEN NUGGETS, ANIMAL PORN!" Came 3 dog's voice.
"Maaaybe not." Frank said, and turned it to the hero channel.
"Hey this is Frank, I'll be your DJ for the next 2 hours, if you're a hero, head on down to the bunker near Maddawg's ruined base! We're there!" Frank then played Iron man.
"HAW DIGGIDY DAWG! 3 DOG, GOOD FIGHT, CHICKEN NUGGETS, ANIMAL PORN!" Came 3 dog's voice.
"Maaaybe not." Frank said, and turned it to the hero channel.
"Hey this is Frank, I'll be your DJ for the next 2 hours, if you're a hero, head on down to the bunker near Maddawg's ruined base! We're there!" Frank then played Iron man.
Maddawg's horde landed in Hitler's base, located in deep in the Italian Peninsula. The Zombies shuffled toward them in an attempt to kill them, but were quickly beat back by superior firepower. The small group ran into the fortress and were met by a large hologram of Hitler's head.
"AH MADDAWG. YOU'ZE ARE STUPIDER THEN YOU LOOK IF YOU HAVE COME LOOKING TO BE MURDERED BY THE LEADER OF THE THIRD REICH!?" said the Fuhrer
"Hitler, you don't have to yell. And come on now, be reasonable, we've killed you like 30 times in this RP alone." Replied Maddawg
"We do we keep bringing him back in the plot?" Asked Grim.
"Argh, it be Godwin's law. Everything eventually degrades down to Nazis and Hitler." replied Sky.
"WELL YOU CANNOT BEAT ME! I AM NO LONGER MORTAL! I LIVE ON FOR ALL ETERNITY IN SIDE OF MY ARTIFICIAL BODY! AND I WILL DEstrooyy yoooo~*Bzzt*" said Hitler as he powered down.
"I got the plug!" Said Sho.
"Excellent! Now Horrible, Freeman! Get to Work!" Yelled Maddawg.
The two scientists opened Hitler up and began the long road to reprograming him.
In Vegas
"War....War never changes. Since the start of human kind, when our ancestors dis- HEY HEY HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE A GAME HERE!" yelled Ron Pearlman as the set for New Vegas was paved away by machines.
"AH MADDAWG. YOU'ZE ARE STUPIDER THEN YOU LOOK IF YOU HAVE COME LOOKING TO BE MURDERED BY THE LEADER OF THE THIRD REICH!?" said the Fuhrer
"Hitler, you don't have to yell. And come on now, be reasonable, we've killed you like 30 times in this RP alone." Replied Maddawg
"We do we keep bringing him back in the plot?" Asked Grim.
"Argh, it be Godwin's law. Everything eventually degrades down to Nazis and Hitler." replied Sky.
"WELL YOU CANNOT BEAT ME! I AM NO LONGER MORTAL! I LIVE ON FOR ALL ETERNITY IN SIDE OF MY ARTIFICIAL BODY! AND I WILL DEstrooyy yoooo~*Bzzt*" said Hitler as he powered down.
"I got the plug!" Said Sho.
"Excellent! Now Horrible, Freeman! Get to Work!" Yelled Maddawg.
The two scientists opened Hitler up and began the long road to reprograming him.
In Vegas
"War....War never changes. Since the start of human kind, when our ancestors dis- HEY HEY HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE A GAME HERE!" yelled Ron Pearlman as the set for New Vegas was paved away by machines.
Rhianna then decided to terminate Hitler she pulled out a remote and hit the red button the nazi zombies were now leaderless.
"That should help the others by the way does this bunker have a bathroom? with a shower? I'm all grimy from the crash."
she gave him the big yellow anime eyes.
"Wait how do you have anime eyes?"
"I'm loosely based off an anime namely dragon ball Z."
"Wait does that mean the squid thing would work on you?"
"Oh Frank your so silly."
she then left to go into the shower she rigged a gun to the door, anyone tying to come inside would get a hole the size of a hippopotamus for their troubles
"That should help the others by the way does this bunker have a bathroom? with a shower? I'm all grimy from the crash."
she gave him the big yellow anime eyes.
"Wait how do you have anime eyes?"
"I'm loosely based off an anime namely dragon ball Z."
"Wait does that mean the squid thing would work on you?"
"Oh Frank your so silly."
she then left to go into the shower she rigged a gun to the door, anyone tying to come inside would get a hole the size of a hippopotamus for their troubles
"What the hell! He's just been wiped clean!?" yelled Horrible as he looked for any data.
"Well, can you create something new to take his place. I want those zombies!"
"Well. Hitler is out of the question, but I can make someone who is almost as evil as him, but a better tactician." He yelled.
"Then do it!"
Moments after the new program's completion.
The Zombies looked up in the Sky as a voice rang into their minds.
"MAGGOTS! THIS IZ YOUR COMMANDER! ERWIN ROMMEL! I WILLZ BE TAKING OVER FOR OUR FUHRER WHO HAS FALLEN ILL. YOUR FIRST ORDER IS TO BRING ME THE HEADZ OF THOSE WHO INVADED THE LOCUST FORTRESSEZ!" The Zombies looked toward the Bunker in Straussburg and advanced to destroy them.
"Well, can you create something new to take his place. I want those zombies!"
"Well. Hitler is out of the question, but I can make someone who is almost as evil as him, but a better tactician." He yelled.
"Then do it!"
Moments after the new program's completion.
The Zombies looked up in the Sky as a voice rang into their minds.
"MAGGOTS! THIS IZ YOUR COMMANDER! ERWIN ROMMEL! I WILLZ BE TAKING OVER FOR OUR FUHRER WHO HAS FALLEN ILL. YOUR FIRST ORDER IS TO BRING ME THE HEADZ OF THOSE WHO INVADED THE LOCUST FORTRESSEZ!" The Zombies looked toward the Bunker in Straussburg and advanced to destroy them.
"Did you guys hear that?" Shiki said.
"Oh, that was the Hero radio." Kazuki said.
"What the hell is that?" Both Shiki and Saito asked in unison
"... I'unno." Kazuki shrugged.
"Well the guy said to head over to the Bunker in that ruined base." Came Derflinger's input
"Didn't we just come from there?" Shiki asked.
"Yes, but if we're to stay in this rp plot, we need to head back there." Derflinger said.
"Oh the hell with it, c'mon, guys." Saito sighed and walked back towards the base
"Oh, that was the Hero radio." Kazuki said.
"What the hell is that?" Both Shiki and Saito asked in unison
"... I'unno." Kazuki shrugged.
"Well the guy said to head over to the Bunker in that ruined base." Came Derflinger's input
"Didn't we just come from there?" Shiki asked.
"Yes, but if we're to stay in this rp plot, we need to head back there." Derflinger said.
"Oh the hell with it, c'mon, guys." Saito sighed and walked back towards the base
Frank noticed the zombies shuffling towards the bunker at a not so alarming pace, although there were loads of them.
Frank walked to the bathroom door and knocked. "Erm, Cybe sorry to bother you put there's a horde of nazi zombies heading towards us." Frank warned.
"Do I have time to wash my hair?" Came Rhianna's voice from the shower.
"Err, 1 second." Frank looked back at the horde of zombies, who were busy getting stuck in corners of ruined buildings and walking into walls.
"Yeah, take your time."
Frank walked to the bathroom door and knocked. "Erm, Cybe sorry to bother you put there's a horde of nazi zombies heading towards us." Frank warned.
"Do I have time to wash my hair?" Came Rhianna's voice from the shower.
"Err, 1 second." Frank looked back at the horde of zombies, who were busy getting stuck in corners of ruined buildings and walking into walls.
"Yeah, take your time."
<spoiler=OOC>I hate my current internet. It is so unreliable, but I am fixing that tommorrow by changing providers! Hopefully I'll be back posting and moving the plot forwards tommorrow! By the way, with Maddawg back and taking care of being the main villian, where should I go? Join Maddawg, join the hero's or be an anti hero and a general pain in the ass? AHHH!!! THE CHOICES!!!
As the the Mushroom cloud began to settle from the nuking of Maddawg's fortress, A small flash of light erupted from it's base. Jakeman had been fighting a battle of his own, and had now lost it. As soon as the Heros had invaded Maddawg's fortress, the Time-Space Continuum had fractured once more, and to set it right, Jakeman had to be absorbed into it. Jakeman did not want this to happen, and he fought long and hard against both Time and Space, even as the Fortress was destroyed around him. No-one else seemed to notice, because to them, he was not there. Eventually, as Time always does, Time moved on, taking Jakeman with it. His last feeble scream was not heard by anyone in the present. But it was heard by one man, one man who had been long abandoned by the video games industry, one man who was now so powerful, he could not be summoned by any mere mortal. Not that that stopped them from trying... As Jakeman was returned to the Time-Space Continuum, he was placed into Video Game Development Hell, and he was greeted by this one man.
"For many years I have been left here to rot and die, but those fools shall not let me, dragging me through the depths of hell and back again, over and over and over again. You shall help me escape this place, or you shall suffer my unbearable wrath!" the one man spoke to Jakeman. Jakeman looked up at him in awe, and kneeled before him. "I shall follow you, my Brother, My Captain, My King! All I need is a guitar, and we shall escape this eternal hell!" Jakeman replied. The one man placed his hand on Jakeman's shoulder, and stepped past him, leading the way. As each foot hit the ground, a shaft of light erupted from a different angle than the last, all illuminating him. After he had taken ten steps, he stopped, and threw off his cloak. Lighting a cigar, he turned to Jakeman, a guitar in one hand and his signature custom desert eagle in the other. He tossed the guitar to Jakeman, and put his sunglasses on.
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum!" the one man said for all of development hell to hear.
Jakeman cried out a single sentence as he raised his guitar, ready to rock with the power of sheer awesomeness.
"ALL! HAIL! DUKE! NUKEM! FOREVER!"
As the the Mushroom cloud began to settle from the nuking of Maddawg's fortress, A small flash of light erupted from it's base. Jakeman had been fighting a battle of his own, and had now lost it. As soon as the Heros had invaded Maddawg's fortress, the Time-Space Continuum had fractured once more, and to set it right, Jakeman had to be absorbed into it. Jakeman did not want this to happen, and he fought long and hard against both Time and Space, even as the Fortress was destroyed around him. No-one else seemed to notice, because to them, he was not there. Eventually, as Time always does, Time moved on, taking Jakeman with it. His last feeble scream was not heard by anyone in the present. But it was heard by one man, one man who had been long abandoned by the video games industry, one man who was now so powerful, he could not be summoned by any mere mortal. Not that that stopped them from trying... As Jakeman was returned to the Time-Space Continuum, he was placed into Video Game Development Hell, and he was greeted by this one man.
"For many years I have been left here to rot and die, but those fools shall not let me, dragging me through the depths of hell and back again, over and over and over again. You shall help me escape this place, or you shall suffer my unbearable wrath!" the one man spoke to Jakeman. Jakeman looked up at him in awe, and kneeled before him. "I shall follow you, my Brother, My Captain, My King! All I need is a guitar, and we shall escape this eternal hell!" Jakeman replied. The one man placed his hand on Jakeman's shoulder, and stepped past him, leading the way. As each foot hit the ground, a shaft of light erupted from a different angle than the last, all illuminating him. After he had taken ten steps, he stopped, and threw off his cloak. Lighting a cigar, he turned to Jakeman, a guitar in one hand and his signature custom desert eagle in the other. He tossed the guitar to Jakeman, and put his sunglasses on.
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum!" the one man said for all of development hell to hear.
Jakeman cried out a single sentence as he raised his guitar, ready to rock with the power of sheer awesomeness.
"ALL! HAIL! DUKE! NUKEM! FOREVER!"
"The hell?! These zombies weren't here before!" Saito gasped.
"Actually they were, you idiots just weren't paying attention to them" Derflinger noted.
"Ugh, I really don't feel like dealing with zombies." Shiki sighed. "If we're smart, we should be able to sneak passed them and..."
"SUNLIGHT SMASHAAAAAAAAAAA" Before Shiki could finish, Kazuki leapt into the air and flew into the horde of zombies with his signature move and blasted a good chunk of them, causing the rest to shuffle their way to them
"... Damnit Kazuki..." Saito and Shiki muttered
"Actually they were, you idiots just weren't paying attention to them" Derflinger noted.
"Ugh, I really don't feel like dealing with zombies." Shiki sighed. "If we're smart, we should be able to sneak passed them and..."
"SUNLIGHT SMASHAAAAAAAAAAA" Before Shiki could finish, Kazuki leapt into the air and flew into the horde of zombies with his signature move and blasted a good chunk of them, causing the rest to shuffle their way to them
"... Damnit Kazuki..." Saito and Shiki muttered
Suddenly they were mowed down by a plasma mini gun; all but a few were left.
"How did Humans survive without energy weapons?"
The others shrugged they then entered the bunker
Frank then warned them
"Don't go into the bathroom she's got a big gun rigged to blast anyone who opens the door."
"But I really really really have to gooooooooooooooooooooo!" said Kazuki
"How did Humans survive without energy weapons?"
The others shrugged they then entered the bunker
Frank then warned them
"Don't go into the bathroom she's got a big gun rigged to blast anyone who opens the door."
"But I really really really have to gooooooooooooooooooooo!" said Kazuki