Sho looked at the ceiling bored out of his skull. "Sigh, what happened Grimm?"
"Huh? Me?" Grimm asked.
"Yea, forget the others for a bit." Sho began. "You remember this RP?"
"What?"
"I mean... Our lives! Everything used to be so spontaneous and NEW! But now... We're sitting here with a crew of unoriginal characters who were BUILT to lose... On top of that, we need to WAIT to start fights?! The fuck happened! Maddawg would never stand for this shit!"
"Well, what can we do about it?" Grimm asked. "We have no authority here."
"Tch... Well, that's how it's gonna go then isn't it!" Sho said grinning
"What are you planning?" Grimm asked concerned.
"I've been here since page 17... I read the whole thing out of boredom tonight... And I figured it out. WE DON'T DO THIS!" Sho yelled. He pulled out a gun and went apeshit on the figurehead villains.
Sho walked back to the couch at Locust HQ and sat down, continuing his chat with Grimm.
"Locust HQ? Maddawg isn't around you know..." Grimm mumbled.
"Don't care, I like it here. And, I decided how I'm going to attempt to save our 'lives'" Sho said.
"What are you thinking..." Grimm mumbled.
Sho looked up with a grin. "I'm gonna try, one more time, to bring this back!"
"You can't be serious..."
"I am, I fucking loved this place. And, I'm not going down without a fight dammit!"
Sho stood up and grabbed the ring halves. "Heroes want you, they can have you."
"Sho, I don't think this is the best idea." Grimm said.
"Let's go!" Sho said, Grimm sighed and followed him.
AT RYAN'S TRAINING CAMP
Alice stopped fighting for a moment. "Do you hear that?" She asked. The heroes there looked to the sky to see a cloud of static.
"The hell!?" Ryan said.
As the cloud got nearer it became noticeable that it was a flock of Missingno, and flying next to them was Sho in a motorcycle made of skulls with bat wings.
"You're not supposed-" Ryan began, but Sho cut him off.
"Save it, I don't care. I'm bringing this RP back, and it's starting now." Sho said. With that, the Missingno charged for the heroes.
[HEADING=1]"STOP!"[/HEADING]a booming voice said. And the Missingno crumbled.
"Heh, the only flaw in my plan..." Sho mumbled. "The mod on the heroes side."
"No." Sam began. "This isn't a matter of sides. It's a matter of rules."
"THESE AREN'T THE RULES OF THE RP!" Sho screamed. "This RP was made so people could go with the FLOW! There shouldn't be anything like this!"
"Regardless, this is what it must be. A free RP is impossible to manage." Sam replied.
"It ISN'T! It was free for a good 100 pages! Probably more! WE CAN DO THIS!" Sho explained.
"Maddawg was here! Not to create plots, but to create ENEMIES." Sam explained.
"I know, I get that now. And, that's my plan." Sho said jumping back and summoning a group of earth golems.
Don't like it? Deal. I miss the RP. I'm giving this one my all. Sam, I know you don't like this but....
COME AT ME BRO!
Ryan, this is mainly because of one thing. RP'S DON'T HAVE TRAINING ARCS. This was pissing me off so bad.
So everybody, I'm going to post like this until I'm FORCED out of here. I'm not giving up this RP. I fucking love it.
Thank you... I've been trying to work up enough courage to say that, but I just... I just went with the flow. I miss the old RP...
Meiling looked up at Sho with a feeling of awe. She looked at Alice and pointed to Sho. "Any idea who the hell that is?"
Alice shook her head. "No... I have no clue."
"...Should... Should we try and beat him up? He looks like he's here for a fight."
"...We should wait and see what he does first..."
"Good idea."
Sam glanced from one side of the battlefield to the other. Alright, Sho had lost his mind; this he was clear on. In all fairness, the training arc was a bit crap, but the kids seemed to be enjoying it! This was like some old bastard on his pension taking his stroller down to the beach and knocking over all the sand-castles the kiddies had built! On the other hand, in this metaphor Sam'd probably be one of the pensioner's mates, watching him through a window of the retirement home, tutting and shaking his head but secretly cheering him on on the inside and mourning all his old mates who had passed away recently, meaning they couldn't help with the sand-castle-vandalism...
Sam jumped off the mountain-spire he was standing on, landed in the middle of the battlefield and twirled his charm in his fingers. "Alright, training arc's over. Let's get on with the Big Serious Tournament thing."
"I don't wanna!" Sho objected, pulling more guns than was sensible out of his gun-holding-places and pointing them all at Sam. "I mean, tournaments are fun, yeah, but if I'm the only Villain posting here then what's the point?"
"Hey, chillax, man! 'S all cool! Just... be cool!" Sam pulled a phone out of his pocket and handed it to Sho. "I sent some texts, we should have some bad company soon enough. That is..." Sam pulled out a megaphone and yelled it at the heavens. "IF ADAM, BOOSTER AND XANDUS CARE ABOUT US AT ALL, EVEN SLIGHTLY!!!"
Tossing the megaphone aside, Sam leaned in close to Sho and dropped into a whisper. "Come on, man; give Ryan a chance to run his own arc. You remember what he was like in the beginning, right? He's improved unbelievably. Just let the boy have a go at doing his own thing, and then we can go back to the way we were once this is over. Alright?"
"Oh wait, he's that man who nearly killed me on that mountain when we went looking for the thingie in those ruins for some odd reason!"
"We? I've only just got here," answered Meiling.
"Oh, right. Well, we were all on a mountain, heroes and villains, and everyone started trying to kill each other. And then some stuff happened that everyone had to leave."
"Yeah, I still don't know who he is, but that thing he's riding looks amazing."
"Indeed it does, let's hijack it!"
"You just said he almost killed you."
"Almost is the key word here, dear."
"And why didn't you die before?"
"Oh, I just retreated win everyone... else. Crud. I really am not looking forward to fighting him again. Especially not without my dolls. Oh, where is my bag at?" Alice ran off in a hurry in search of her stuff while Meiling investigated the bike.
---
"Sam, I don't know. We've given him chances before," replied Sho understandably worried.
Suddenly, a powerful urge to kick Sho off his ride and take his motorcycle overtook Meiling and her eyes began to burn with fire... Literally. She pointed to Sho and her finger shined like it was made of reflective glass against the sun.
"Oi oi oi oi OI OI OI! YOU! Odd man that i've never met before! So you think you can walk into MY territory with that big ugly face of your's and challenge us all to a fight?! Well, it just so happens that I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT buddy! And y'know what else?! I'm also feeling like taking that ride of your's!" She looked back at Alice, who was looking around for her things and quickly flew to her and grabbed her.
"GAH! PUT ME DOWN, YOU CRAZY GARDENER!" Alice shouted.
Meiling spun her around and looked her right in the eyes. "YOU! Puppeteer! You and I are going to take on that guy on the weird machine!"
"B-But... I don't think I can..."
"THEN DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! You don't have to! You will believe in my who believes in you!" She pointed to the sky and her finger shined brightly, once again, blinding Ryan. "Your's are the dolls that will PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"
Alice stood there, in absolute awe, a weird feeling of confidence took hold of her. "Right!"
Meiling grinned, suddenly wearing large, orange sunglasses that were way too big for her face, and she gave Alice the best kiss of her life.
Meanwhile, in a magical place in the real world called "Japan" at a studio called "Gainex"
A man in a business suit suddenly gasps.
"What is it?" Said his assistant woman.
"...I just sensed a... a disturbance..."
"...I... I think I feel it to..."
Once Meiling pulled away, after a solid 20 seconds of kissing, she looked to Sho, the fire still burning in her eyes behind the enormous shades. "IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT US, THEN ASK YOURSELF THIS!" Unconsciously, her language switched back to Japanese, as did Alice's, as they both knew what the other was going to say, they shouted. "ORE WO DARE DA TO OMOTTE YAGARU?!" And then, the mountain Sam was standing on suddenly exploded at the top, turning into a volcano, which immediatly erupted afterwards.
"Psst, I kind of need to find my things. My dolls that will "pierce the heavens" are sort of with them," Alice whispered to Meiling.
"Oh, right," she whispered back.
And with that Alice was gone.
Dammit, Ryan where did you leave my bag?
Hours of searching later...
"Aha! Found it!"
It was hanging from a high tree branch for some strange reason. The dolls were stacked on top of each other trying to grab it when she got there. Just as Shanghai was about to grasp the strap, Alice's shout broke her concentration. All of the dolls fell in a huge dogpile, while Alice simply floated up to it and laid it on the ground for them to enter.
"I'm sorry for putting all of your hard work to waste. Here, I'll make it up to you. I'll do all of the chores next time."
They silently cheered their approval. After the last one had made it in and Shanghai was sitting on her mistress' head, Alice took off back to where she'd left Meiling.
Hours later...
"Hey! I'm... back?"
There was no one to be found. Only a couple of scorch marks on the ground.
The Shrike and Dragon were standing on the summit as he watched Meiling yell at Sho.
'I remember him he shot me with explosive mini uzi rounds' thought the Shrike irritated
"I think its best we leave this mountain top" Said Dragon who quickly grabbed his student and left the Shrike and Yoshi standing on the mountain.
"I gotta go get Miss Glados!" Said Yoshi, jumping into a warp pipe.
The Shrike stood there and then he heard Meiling shout:
"ORE WO DARE DA TO OMOTTE YAGARU?!"
With that the ground beneath the Shrike began to rumble and then rip apart, lava shot up around him, some splashing on him, he activated his repulors flying into the air.
"Well so much for training, I wasn't here when we were 'In the old ways" but I can give it a try!"
Ryan Readied his blade. If Sho wanted a fight he would give him a fight. He wouldn't hold back one bit he would fight, the storm guardian as was proper. but first he had to teach sho a lesson.
Sho was Taunting Sam, Meiling and Alice his army of Golems at the ready to fight
suddenly a bright red Blur dashed through the Golems which were then destroyed, a slow motion replay would reveal Ryan in a super form was flying through the golems and slicing them in half with his sword.
Ryan then appeared behind Sho
"Hey asshole,"
he then grabbed Sho's motorcycle with Sho still on it he spun it around and threw it in the air.
"If you got a problem with me, FIGHT ME."
Ryan then aimed the palm of his left hand at Sho who was pulling out his guns ready to aim at Ryan's head
"Destructo Beam"
a bright red beam of energy emanated from his palm, the beam was narrow but blossomed out consuming all of Sho and his motor bike when his attack end the motor bike was slag and Sho wasn't missing his eyebrows, and the rest of his hair, and covered in scorch marks.
"How do you like me now?" asked Ryan Red Fear was ready to strike
IN THE REAL WORLD... AKA HELL...
Anthony looked up at the posts. "Well... I've made a mess I should try to fix..." Then he looked at his new Special Edition Bioshock 2. "Well... I could always play later." Then he looked again. "The post will only take a few minutes..." The artbook taunted him. "ALRIGHT, FINE 2K YOU WIN. I'll do this the ragemaking way!"
And Anthony began his post.
IN THE AA...
"Woah, woah, woah. Don't get me wrong Ryan, I don't think I have a problem with you. Like Sam said. I've gone fucking CRAZY! So... I think I'm in the wrong here... But, fuck apologies. I'm ME! SO! Here's my idea! What if, we set up the guidlines for one match now. We both send in a person to fight. We can go through all 7. But, I think this anarchy plot's a bad, bad, BAD idea. So, just choose which battle we're going with first. We'll start. The first four battles are fine. But, hopefully three others *COUGHMOTHERFUCKERSCOUGH* will show up to help out for the last three. This work for you Ryan?" Sho asked as the girls rummaged through his bike.
Meiling suddenly took the opportunity to jump behind Sho and perform a Leaf Hurricane Flying spin kick on the back of his head, her foot exploding in a blast of colors, sending Sho flying a good few yards from hir original position, in the direction she kicked him. "I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" She said.
"OW! MY FUCKING HEAD!" Sho shouted.
"SUCK IT UP!" Meiling shouted back to him.
The Fight left Ryan's eyes.
Ryan then Walked up to Sho and extended his hand.
"Sure that sounds just fine. I was thinking Our sun guardians would fight first.
The rules are simple:
-A person is only pronounced a winner if they have the other person's Ring, even if the opponent is dead.
-Gaining assistance from the outside will result in both your disqualification and the person who helped you, both Rings would be lost.
-It is not against the rule to kill your opponent.
normally I'd like to set up some epic stage but screw that I'm just gonna draw a circle in some dirt.
Sound Good?"
A warp pipe appeared next to the circle and Yoshi and Miss Glados jumped out. "Hey! What'd I miss?" Yoshi asked. Ryan looked at him and then pointed towards Sho and the Circle. "Our Sun guardian is going to fight theirs. SO YOU'RE UP!" Yoshi smiled and stepped forwards, into the circle. "Who am I up against?"
Hey Guys, I'm still at work as I post this, on my lunch break. I won't be finished work until another 4 hours or so. So don't expect me to post until after 9pm Australian Eastern Standard Time (+10GMT). And also, WHOO OLD TIMEY STUFF! COUNT ME IN!
"Oh, cool. You're Sun then?" Sho asked Isaac
"Uhhhhhh, sure?" Isaac said confused.
"Awesome. Have fun! I don't know your powers so... Yea. Best of luck!"
"Uhh...Sho?" said Isaac "I never said I was going to....never mind.
"Anyway" he continued "If I'm sun what will Quote and Curly be?"
"What can they do?" asked Sho.
"Two Robots that carry several BFGs each; most of which have bottomless clips. Quote has a jet pack and is a Heroic Mime. Curly doesn't have a jet pack and has NEVER been to a McDonald's."
Ryan suddenly appeared with a cord with a camera on one end
"Ok Isaac, Bend over drop your pants, I need to give you a colonoscopy ."
"Why/"
"So you don't pull powers out of your ass." Ryan said smiling
Isaac the grape looked like he didn't enjoy the prospect of this
"Ok fine, let's get it over with."
Ryan suddenly appeared with a cord with a camera on one end
"Ok Isaac, Bend over drop your pants, I need to give you a colonoscopy ."
"Why/"
"So you don't pull powers out of your ass." Ryan said smiling
Isaac the grape looked like he didn't enjoy the prospect of this
"Ok fine, let's get it over with."
Suddenly Isaac remembered something very, very important.
"Wait, I have a character sheet back in my car. If I promise to not jump in, gun the engine, and run you down will you let me retrieve it and maybe we can forget about the cavity search?"
"No, cavity search first" replied Ryan.
Isaac took a moment to take a deep breath before he launched himself head first at Ryan's Solar Plexus. With his full body weight behind him Isaac crashed into Ryan, winding him. Then he legged it as fast as his long legs could carry him back to his car.
"I CALL A 10 MINUTE PLACE HOLD WHILE I FIND MY CHARACTER SHEET!" He yelled.
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