The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: BT

Would Wolverine vs The Hulk Deapool be able to beat Meiling hand to hand?

Meiling still looked confused, but she understood it, mostly. "Oh... Okay. So you're... From a picture book, then? And you're... The most awesome thing in existence?" She said.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Fury

I'd say it would be a draw. Then again, I have decided to basically be Deadpool from all his works, but make it so he can still be defeated the same as everyone else, because being Deadpool from that would get boring....
I know, saying that scared me to.

"YUP!" Deadpool exclaimed, "I'm awesome. More awesome than Dante! Psssst! He's from one of those video games I'm in! And I'm not gonna explain what a video game is. Ask someone else. Sorry, but I don't like giving explanations. I mean, sure I like to talk, but not about boring stuff. And explaining stuff can even make video games boring."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling scratched her head. Many of the things this man was saying were alien to her. "Alright then... I guess... Are you any good at Martial Arts? I'd love a sparring partner."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Sure! I love fighting! By the way, have you ever played Street Fighter?" Deadpool asked.

"No." Meiling answered. And then something awesome happened.

"SHORYUKEN!" Deadpool shoryuken'd Meiling into the ceiling, "Ha! Caught ya off guard! And now is fighty time! Fighty time! Blood, blood, BLOOD! Heheheh!" He paused for a bit, "...Why yes, I am nuts, thank you. Chock full of'em."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling fell back out of the rock ceiling and rubbed her head. "OW! WHAT THE HELL?! I DIDN'T SAY RIGHT NOW!"
"Well, that's what you get for... Shut up." Deadpool said.
"Grr..." Meiling grinned. "Fine then, we'll fight. But not here, not near the others." She said.
"But WHHHHYYYYY?!" Deadpool said.
"Because they're doing something and it would be asinine to hurt them while we do this!"
"Foooiiine..."
And Meiling flew straight up the hole that the Shrike had made and waited in the igloo, which seemed to have gooten alot bigger, for some reason, big enough to be a fight ring.
And Deadpool was already there.
"HOW THE?! WHAT THE?! How did you get up here?!" Meiling said.
Deadpool shrugged. "Fourth wall."
"...Alright then." Meiling got into stance. "You can make the first move." She said, cockily.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Alright! Next up on my list'o'moves is the HADOKEN!" Deadpool said. He fired a Hadoken at Meiling, "Ryu? Ken? P'shaw, I can Hadoken better than both of them! I even did it to Dormammu in Marvel V Capcom 3! Which isn't out yet. But, still."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling looked at the ball of energy moving at a decent pace and looked utterly unamused. She pointed her palm at it and destroyed it with Danmaku. "Alright then. My turn." Meiling flew straight for Deadpool and attempter to punch him in the gut, her fist ready to explode on impact, a blow that would leave him vulnerable for more attacks, unless he was made of steel or some other powerful alloy.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike sat in the lotus postion reading a comic while Meiling and Deadpool conversed.

Geez finding Sam here in this underground mess is one hell of a chore

And that was when the Shrike felt his link with Miss Glados give an unusal reading.

I'm sensing badass-id-ness

The Shrike knew what he had to do.

"Grab on or I'm leaving you behind!" Said the Shrike as he put his hands together in a prayer like gesture.

Lets see if I remember how to do this, I gotta "Listen to the music of the spheres"

With that the Shrike began to glow, his body becoming a bright white becon, any heroes that could latched onto him and got "casted" away to Maddawg's ballroom.

Spoiler: OCC

So, even though I read the forum "Roleplaying and you" I never really could wrap my head around Marry Sue Traits, can someone spell it out for me? exaples are welcome

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Mary Sue

A Mary Sue is a perfect character, one who has no faults, is loved by all and usually suffers from one phobia that conflicts with her daily life, but she fights to hide it. Look no further then Spider-Man's Mary Jane for a decent example.

"Oh for the love of the queen." said Maddawg as he turned around to see Shrike and the heroes teleport into his home. "Can't a man come home for 5 minutes without having to fight someone!?" He yelled, throwing Sam aside.

"I'll handle this Sir." Said Dr.Horrible, as he entered the room and quickly talked as he shook hands with the Heroes while leading them out of the room. "We at Maddawg Inc. are glad that you have taken the time to visit us here at our HQ, our personal goal is to find ways to kill Humanity as painfully as possible and we are very happy that you have decided to take interest in our work, however, I highly recommend you make an appointment next time. We have gift baskets or you and we do hope you were pleased by your visit." finished Horrible, leaving the heroes on a platform as the locusts handed them gift baskets. "Thank you and have a nice trip home." He said, before pulling a lever that activated the teleporter.

The Heroes rematerialized deep underground and looked at each other confused. "I think we just got played...." said Deadpool looking around. "Well it could be worse." said Shrike who was interrupted by the howl of the Rancor, who slowly walked out of the shadows.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Ooooooh MY GOD!" Deadpool yelped when Meiling punched his gut. Her hand actually went straight through his gut.

"Oooooooow! Ow! Ow! That hurt! That hurt a lot!" He said, even though normally anyone NORMAL would be on the ground in pain, "OW! It stings! Please get your hand out of my stomach so it can heal!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling responded by yanking her hand out, looking terrorfied. "O-OH MY GOD! I-I'M SORRY! I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I-I... I..." Tears started welling up in her eyes.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Hey! Hey now! Don't cry! Don't worry! Watch!" Deadpool said, trying to reassure he he was alright. Everything healed instantly, "Sometimes being an immortal human with regenerating powers is AWESOME!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meilling rubbed her eyes and looked at him again. "Wow... Y-You just healed... Heheh... Please tell me that before hand... You almost gave me a heart attack..."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"I thought I mentioned that. I probably forgot about." He shrugged," Oh yeah! Nice punch! Went right through my gut! Ka-pow!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling managed to smile a bit and chuckled. "Yeah... 3800 years of training, and being the Youkai of Martial Arts will do that for you..."

 

[Sam G]

Sam lay, beaten and bruised, in a pile of broken chairs and rubble. "Ow..." Welp, he had lost. That much was certain. Sam reached into his pocket and fished around for his ring to give to Maddawg, then thought "fuck it" and forgot about it. What the hell would he want with a cheap shitty ring anyway? Sam found the ring and tried to throw it away into one of the corners of the room, but found he didn't have the strength to lift his arm that high so he just dropped it by his side.

An ominous shadow cast over Sam, and he raised his head to look at the triumphant Maddawg. "Welp, you beat me. You have me completely at your mercy. So... what're you gonna do with me now?" Sam raised his eyebrows suggestively, and Maddawg looked away in disgust before revving his chainsaw-staff and moving in to finish the job.

"No, wait, hold on! That's so... boring! You're a supervillain; you're supposed to be more creative than that!" Sam raised his hands and gestured sluggishly. "You're supposed to lock me up and whip me, or keep me in a room with a bunch of rats, or strip me and perform unspeakable horrors upon my being... here, I'll help." Sam started to fiddle about with his trouser-buttons and Maddawg turned away again, looking nauseous.

"Uh... what should we do?" Maddawg asked, pulling Sho aside so he could talk to him in private.
"I think... I think he's right," Sho whispered.
"So we're supposed to... rape him!? Eew! Dude, you do it!" Maddawg got behind Sho and shoved him towards Sam, who was now struggling with the buttons of his shirt.
"No way! You're our villainous leader; you should do it!" Sho ducked under Maddawg's arms and moved behind him, pushing him towards the barely-conscious Hero.
"...You know what, let's just lock 'im up. We'll come up with something later," Maddawg grumbled. He gestured, and a pair of locust soldiers marched over and grabbed Sam underneath his arms before dragging him off to the holding cells. Using the last of his strength, Sam turned back and winked over his shoulder at Maddawg, who, able to contain his revulsion no longer, grabbed Sho's hat off his head and violently vomited into it.

 

[hopeneverdies]

"AHHH!" Alice squealed, "What is that horrible thing coming towards us? It's big and smelly, and, and--" she struggled to find a third word to describe the hideous beast until she fainted from fear.

"Agh, wake up stupid!" Meiling punched Alice in the face to revive her.

*p~chunn* Several small red tiles exploded from Alice's body, while still leaving her unharmed.
"Ohmygosh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" screamed Meiling in shock as Alice arose.

"What did you--" Alice passed out again after seeing her powerups on the ground beside her and the monster that was coming ever closer.

"Hey don't worry about her, just put her in that corner and don't hit her," ordered Deadpool to Meiling. The guard did as she was told and rejoined the group, ready for a fight.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike stood looking at the awful Rancor...

"Those bastards! They just are having a wonderful chat while I went to save the Boss" he grumbled looking at the Rancor that was closing in on him. "Well.." he groaned as he transformed into his more spiky form. "One serrated enema coming right up!"

The Shrikes eyes began to glow a blood red

"THE DOCTOR IS IN!!"

With that he charged at it.

 

[ajb924]

"Where the fuck did that come from?" Sho asked pulling a new hat out of his stash
"The vomit?" Maddawg asked
"No, Sam's... Reaction..."
"Yea, that was odd..." Maddawg agreed.
"WELL! Let's see how they're doing against the Rancor." Sho said and turned on the TV
The villains proceeded to watch the heroes be the playthings of the Rancor. Until...
"GUYS! I found a passage this way!" Deadpool said to the heroes.
"Ooooh. This is gonna be good..." Maddawg said smiling.
The heroes headed down the passage until they reached a dead end. There were huge eggs all over the place.
"These aren't..." Alice began. But, the noise of the heroes entry caused the Rancor eggs to hatch, and hundreds of young Rancors looked at the heroes, ready for food.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Hey guys, you know what I have to say to these ugly monster baby things?" Deadpool asked to everyone.

Everyone answered, "...What?"

"BANG!" He then started firing at the rancor babies with dual uzi's.