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Roamin11

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The Shrike nudged Meiling with his foot.

"Eh sleepin beauty get the hell up! The Eleventh is talking here!" Growled the Shrike

"Actully Shrike I haven't said a word yet" Said Sam "And I acutlly lost my half of the Vongola ring so I'm technicly not the eleventh mob boss...."

"Oh sorry boss" Said the Shrike still poking Meiling
 

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Alice stood stock still, refusing to budge an inch.
"Ryan, are you stupid?" Alice whispered.
"No."
"Then why in blazes would you break me out of here?"
"Because they captured you."
"Don't you think I let them do that? Did you not notice how I wasn't even struggling to escape?"
"Well, you're always needing to be saved--"
"Don't give me that crap. What was the whole point of that Ring thing? To make me more independent right?"
"Yeah, but--"
"Get the Hell out of here before my cover is blown!"
"Just c'mon so we can be with the others."
A flame appeared in her hand, and her dolls looked over shoulder with malice. "I'm going to give you until the count of three to get out of here. One. Two."
Ryan was already out of sight by three.

Several guards appeared, saw the arms in front of Alice, and pointed their rifles at her.
"Don't worry, an intruder attacked the men escorting me, but I managed to remove him from the premises. Unfortunately, we have two janitors without arms running around in hysterics so they'll need to be taken into care quickly, before they raise a panic about a person who is no longer here."
"And how do we know you're not lying?"
"Do I look like I could do that?" gesturing to the amputated limbs and the pool of blood at her feet.
"Well, no." They lowered their weapons, "And where were you being lead?"
"To your boss, Mr. Maddawg."
"We'll take you to him."
 

Fury Is Me.

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The poking made Meiling wriggle a bit more. "Stooop t-tooouching thaaaaat~..., Saaakuyaaa-saaaaann...~ Maaaauggh...~" While it porbably looking like she was having a very perverted dream, what she was actually dreaming about was Sakuya, poking her in her stomach. Repeatedly, because she was ticklish there.
 

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"Hold on Shrike, I have ways of getting people up." Deadpol reassured him. He made and Ahem noise...then took out a bull horn, "WAKE YOUR ASS UP OR WE'LL EAT BABIES! AND IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT, CAUSE YOU KEPT SLEEPING!"

"...Well I could've done that!" Shrike said.

"ALSO, SHRIKE JUST SAID HE WANTS TO VIOLATE YOUR %$%# WITH HIS %$#$ WHILE YOU ^%^$%$%$%$#%%#% WHILE CALLING HIM DADDY!"
 

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"Shrike what are you doing with that water hose?" Said Sam as he watched The Shrike straddling a fire hose getting it into aim at Meiling.

"Well the wya I see it, she's sleeping on the bosses time, so I gotta do what any good right hand man gotta do and wake her up!" Said the Shrike twisting the valve and letting loose a cold spray of water all over Meiling.

"RISE AND SHINE! AND GET A LIL WET TOO!" Laughed the Shrike as the hose began lift him off the ground, and he then began to ride the hose like a cowboy on a bull.
 

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And then, suddenly, at almost the same time, Meiling's ears were assaulted by a Bullhorn and her body was sprayed with a cold stream of water. Her pleasant dreams were interrupted by bth assaults by Deadpool and Shrike. "AAAUGGHRBLE! OKAY! I'M UPFFMGURGLE! I'M UP!" Meiling said, trying to talk against the spray of water.
 

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"Did you hear what Shrike wants to do to your body?" Deadpool said, grinning like an idiot. Almost like he was trying to hold back from giggling.
 

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"Yes. And if you were Serious, Shrike is about to get some dents in him. N-NOW SOMEONE GET M-ME SOMETHING W-WARM!" She said, shivering and holding her arms.
 

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The Shrike fired up his repulsor rays until he had a large bon fire burning.

"There ya go, a nice warm fire for the boss... And Meiling too... I guess..."
 

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A warm coat was put around Meiling's shoulders, she turned and Saw Ryan standing behind her, he had pulled out the blue coat form one of his Hyper Cubes, he was wearing his Vongola storm ring and had something in his hand, it was small enough o hide n his fist.
he walked over to Sam
"Sam Maddawg failed to take the Vongola Sky Ring so as Guardian of Storm, I present you Vongola 11nth the Ring of Sky."
Ryan tossed him the Ring.
"I didn't find any other Rings, I do however have an interesting Project on the way, I found some interesting notes in Maddawgs R&D weaponry, all I needed to do was steal some equipment from Freeman's lab and some tools From Dr. Horrible
Ryan then took one of his Hyper cubes
"These things are great they have a capacity of infinite so it's like your bag except I have to put stuff in them, no mater I still have plenty of Room."
"What kind of weapon are we talking about here?" asked The Shrike
"Because if it's an explosive I don't think you should build one here, in fact I'd rather you never make explosives, anywhere."
"No not an explosive this thing isn't even have schematic it's all just theories."
 

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Freeman watched, bored as the test tube in front of him changed colors. Horrible was nearby, playing Minesweeper on a computer, Grim tried to watch, but kept having flashbacks to his years as a mine-searcher in Vietnam and instead sat in the corner with his hands around his legs while muttering the words like "boom" and "Oh god he's dead!" Tis the life of a man who has always been a punching bag.

In the living room, Maddawg flicked the ring Sam gave him up into the air and caught it again and again. Sho sat on the couch while Shaps and Sky slept peacefully in the corner. "So where'd you get the ring?" Sho asked.

"Sam gave it to me."

"Awwww, are you gonna marry him now?"

"WHAT!" Said Maddawg, enraged by the comment that he dropped the ring into the nearby fire place. "Aww crap." he said, grabbing the tongs and pulling it out. "Look what you made me- hang on, whats this?" Maddawg said as ancient runes appeared on the ring. "It looks like ancient elvish. Wake up Sky, I know for a fact she knows some Elvish."

After several minutes of attempting, Sky finally wakes up and reads the inscription on the ring.

"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." She said, throwing the ring back to Maddawg.

"Soooo does this mean we're going back to Mt. Doom?" Asked Sho. "To destroy it and all."

"Are you kidding!? We're gonna black mail Sauron with this!" Said Maddawg grabbing a nearby phone. "Hey Sauro buddy! You'll never guess what I found!"
 
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Frank was tired of attmepted suicide, and ultimately gave up, trying a new tactic. He looked around, and let rip the most horrifying wet fart he had ever done, it lasted for around 50 seconds.
He turned to one of the Locust guarding his cell.
"Hey buddy, I've got some scented candles here, but nothing to light them with, help a guy out?" He asked.
The guard hesitated. "What fragrance is it?" He asked
Frank thought for a second..."Volcanic sulphur." He finally replied. The guard struck a match and...BOOM
 

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Meiling wrapped the coat around herself and scooted closer to the Bonfire. "So, what are we gonna do now?" She asked. "We got out of that freak's base and we did what?"
 
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A Locust covered in dust ran over to Maddawg.
"Sir, one of the prisoners has escaped!" He informed him
"What? How did this happen?" Maddawg demanded.
"He tricked one of the guards into lighting a match in highly flammable conditions." He pointed to a guard next to grimm, who had assumed the fetal position.
"He Said It would make a great party atmosphere." He whimpered.
"Right, find and kill him!" Maddawg ordered. The guard nodded and ran off. "Odd, when did I buy a Frank statue?" Mad examined the figure
 

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"And why is out of place with the rest of the statues. Frank doesn't belong between Ryu Hayabusha and Samus Aran. He belongs between Frank West and Franklin Roosevelt, ugh! What is the point of having stuffed statues of your dead adversaries if no one is going to put them alphabetical orders. Guards! Move this statue immediately!"

"Argh, I seriously think you have some form of OCD."Said Sky. "And I should know!" she finished before returning to plucking out all the green M&Ms for her own seperate bowl.

"Whatever, is Sauron here yet? We need to negotiate on the price ya know."
 
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As Frank was shifted down the corridor by two Locust guards, a smile spead across Frank's face.
He slowly leaned over to one of the Guard's ears, and whispered: "I'm watching you." In a voice scarily similar to Jigsaw.
the guard screamed and dropped Frank. the other screamed too.
Frank took the opportunity and jumped up, knocking the two whimps' heads together.
In a comical fashion, they simultaneously fell backwards.
"Ahh the old Looney Toons surprise." He remarked as he dusted his hands off.
"Now, to find something that goes Pow pow..." he muttered and wandered off in the direction he assumed was the Armory. Unfortunately, Frank had a terrible sense of direction...
 

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Ryan Meanwhile was beginning his experiments,
he had recruited 4 Intelligent inventors, one was almost a master of weaponry and engineering,
another was a brilliant Biologist but was an outcast due to their habit of wishing to "improve" nature, another was a PMC R&D researcher, who had come when Ryan mentioned the goal of mass production. The last Was only an inventor so he could obtain his funding, their true desire was finding energy sources, Fusion, the ultimate form of energy, to be the one to find it was her ultimate goal.
they had labratories and equipment all ready, they were working on making the weapons theory a reality.
The buologist was working amazingly well, the idea at hand was amazing
Ryan entered after letting them work for 5 solid hours (At leat in the hypercube, outside it was 10 minutes).
Ryan was pleased to find the Inventors had no problem with the task at hand.
The engineer was working on a special container.
"The only problem is storage, we need some thing very large, and highly durable."
"That won't be necessary, I have hyper space cubes at my disposal, They can serve as housing for the weapons."
The biologist Physicist(The energy person) were working with the new data given to them, it was the theory of the weapon, some of Dr. Horribles notes and some of Ryan's own Ideas.
"Your Ideas solves the main issue of energy source, in fact now all we need s to adapt the weapon to work with your theory. I estimate a schematic in a week and a prototype in a month.
Ryan was uncertain that much time was available.
"Very well, and remember to use the Notes I gave you."
and finally the Military researchers was in the act of disassembling a deactivated hypers cube, he would need to learn how to build one. luckily it wasn't materials but the technology that stopped hyper cubes being made. as the researcher removed pieces and took notes it was quite clear that he would be able to mass produce them soon
"This technology astounds me, but i will be able to make a blueprint soon, production should start in three days"
"Make 50, we need to work the cubes into weapons, then we can work on making modified cubes."
Ryan had his own research. The flames from his ring had a high energy output, he then exited the lab cube. He has long learned that you could put cubes into s=cubes, and then made special cubes into rooms the doors led to another cube however the more cubes you entered the slower time passed. He then put the lab cube into three more cubes. Now that Ryan solved his time issue, he began working on his research to aid the weapon project, he planned on using his flames to fuel his Rocket boots.
 

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As Alice and the guards neared Maddawg's lair, his door burst open as more guards ran towards the source of the danger.
"I think I can take care of myself from here, go deal with that whatever it is over there," she told her escorts, gesturing to where their comrades had dashed off to.
"Er, good idea miss, I'm sure everyone inside will keep watch over you." And they were off.

Alice entered his lair, looking around at anything she could maybe sneak off with. When she looked at the wall of statues, Maddawg slipped behind her.

"Ahem, and who might you be and why are you here? Wait, I think I've seen you before."
"You probably have, seeing as you've been watching the heroes, including myself. I'm Alice, I was brought in for questioning after your janitors caught me trespassing."
"And I'm assuming you thought that you might be able to wring some information out of me about my and my colleagues' plans through a slip of the tongue?"
"That was partially my intent, but I know intelligence doesn't come free. But I legitimately was trespassing and I didn't feel that starting trouble would be at all helpful when I was abandoned by my allies after the Rancor attack."
"I know one of them came for you when they brought you in. But it seems like you forced him out."
"Yes I know, but honestly I don't want him here, and obviously he's worse for you. You should know he stole material from the labs to make weapons of some sort."

Maddawg got out a radio, "Horrible, is there anything missing from your lab?"
"Um, no sir."
"Are you sure, I can see you right now, and you're reading a book instead of actually checking?"
"Um, hold on, and let me see--DAMMIT, WHERE IS EVERYTHING?!"

"I think that should be explanation enough," said Alice quietly.
"Did he ever say what kind of weapons?"
"No, I just threatened to burn his face off."
"Ah."
 
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"OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEE!" Frank screamed as he ran down the corridor, but stopped when he saw Alice.
"Evening Madam." He said politely and carried on running.
In pursuit, was a flying Cat with glowing green eyes. It finally caught up with him and shot a laser at his leg, making him trip.
"Okay, sorry for injecting you with a huge needle but look on the brightside, you shoot frickin laser beams from your eyes!" Frank said.
The cat stopped, and decided to test his powers on Grim instead.
 
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Frank got up, and walked back into the hall of statues, ignoring the new laser show in a room he walked by, grimm's screams barely audible over the "PEW PEW" sound.
"So, maddawg was it?" He asked as he tapped him on the shoulder. "A bit embarrasing but Yeah, could you show me the exit? The architect obviously didn't design this place with easy navigation in mind..."