The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Orinon]

suddenly a hole in the wall appeared.
on the other side was Ryan Flying in the air thanks to his boots, his boots had changed somewhat, they now had bright red flames, which had a weird habit of disintegrating anything that touched the flames. Frank suspected Ryan made the hole by using these flames. Ryan meanwhile was descending as he landed he extended his hand to Frank
"I have an exit for us so let's get outta here, and you better thank me last person I saved showed no signs of being grateful.
But enough about my problems lets GTFO"

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"Words of a Wise man!" Frank shouted as he jumped on Ryan's back.
"STEP 8...FREEDOM!" He yelled as they wooshed out of the hole.
"No wait...step 1 secure keys, 2 ascend from darkness, ah fuck it. Reznov, next time, use hyperthermo powered rocket boots!"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Meanwhile, while stuff was happening, Deadpool was passed out in the corner, dreaming, "No, G.I.Joe, don't do that to Barbie... It's so very, very, wrong..."

He woke up immediately upon saying that, " --- Uhm... I wasn't dreaming anything too embarrassing, wasn't I?

 

[Roamin11]

"YOu were dreaming, you are a talented man Deadpool I think you just sleep played with dolls" Said the Shrike gesturing to the Dolls in deadpools hands.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Deadpool looked at the dolls in his hands, "...Huh....I had no clue whatsoever that I brought dolls with me. Must have been that hippy on the bus that brought me here that gave me these!...and they look girly."

And then Deadpools gun went off. And it flew far far away from where they were.

*Meanwhile*

Rorschach was torturing a guy, with a very very annoying voice, "Need information...not getting it...time to break fingers?"
"No!" The man cried in fear of Rorschach, "Please, god man, please don't!"
"Perhaps other appendages?..." Rorschach tacked on, getting closer and closer to the guy.
"No! Stop!"
"Make me stop."
"Bu-But they'll kill me!" The man pleaded.
"There...wont be much left to kill."
"Alright alright, fine! I'll talk!" He said giving in.
"Well?"
"Huff...alright...the guy...the main guy, the guy behind everything...his name is-" BAM! Deadpool's bullet hit him right in the face. Not killing him, though.
"OH GOD DAMMIT!" Rorschach cursed. He drew his gun, and fired.

*Meanwhile*

"And that's how I lost my pinky toe. Hey is the gun powder I sme-" And then Deadpool was hit in the face by Rorschach's bullet. Deadpool got up, "Ah. OW! I'm alright! I'm alright!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg stood in place, his face boiling over with rage. Alice looked up at him after the smoke from Ryan faded away. He stood perfectly still as lazer flew over his head, barely missing his scalp. "THAT! IS FUCKING IT!" said Maddawg, grabbing the flying lazor cat by the tail and throwing on the ground. He grabbed a nearby Lancer Assault Rifle and revved up the chainsaw before killing the cat who lacked a hat. "I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU HEROES! SERIOUSLY! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING SAVING ANYWAYS!? YOU CAUSE MORE PROPERTY DAMAGE THEN FUCKING DR. DOOM! LOOK AT THAT WALL! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY ITS GONNA TAKE TO FIX THAT!? THERE IS A FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NEXT TO IT! HELL! MASTER KITTY OPENED THE WINDOW RIGHT NEXT TO IT! HE COULD HAVE FLOWN THROUGH THAT! SKY! FIRE UP THE AIR-SHIP! WE'RE GOING JACKASS HUNTING!"

"Argh! Finally! Now I can mount Steve-O's head above my fireplace!"

"Not those Jackasses."

"Awwwww."

"What about me?" Said Alice. "Aren't you going to interrogate me?"

"I really have reached the brink of my patience with you guys. I've tried to keep us apart, but all you've guys have ever wanted to do was get me involved in your pointless schemes. I have a world to take over, get bored with, allow it to rise up and then take it over again you know! We're not fucking rivals! You're not even hero. None of you guys are! You're more mercenaries who go around looking for something to do!"

"We are no-!"

"You fucking have Deadpool in your group. He's litterally called the 'MERC with the mouth"

"Okay, he's actually a Merc...but where still her-"

"When have you guys ever done anything heroic? You guys were fighting over rings a few hours ago and you break into my house by accident most of the time! For fucks sake! You actually stole from someone while you were here!"

Suddenly, a huge explosion was heard from the other side of the room and the avenger Hawkeye appeared through the smoke. "Surrendur Maddawg! I won't allow you to hurt anymore civ-" said Hawkeye before a bullet landed betwixt his eye sockets.

"See! That is a hero! Granted a weak one, but a hero nonetheless. And you know what? The Villains Union pays me 15 grand for killing and will repair any property damage done in the fight! I don't get that if I kill you guys!"

"Wait Union?"

"Oh ya, there's a Union, for both Heroes and Villains. Why do you think heroes like Batman and the Punisher are allowed to carry enough heat to make a redneck arsenal look poor? And every couple of months, we put our grudges aside and have a company picnic. Superman makes his roast, Wonderwoman makes some fried chicken, even Gordon one first place in the dessert contest for his cookies." Maddawg said, nudging toward the golden trophy on the shelf that looked like a picnic basket.

"Ugh...okay...so what are you gonna do to me?"

"Well the way I see it is you have 3 options, try to fight your way out, join me in my vendetta to wipe all of you mercanaries off the face of the earth or you can just surrender and get thrown in the rat pit."

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"ACTUALLY I WAS DOING SOMETHING HEROIC! I TRIED TO SAVE SAAAM!" Came Frank's distant voice, he hadn't been involved in anything related to rings recently, maybe he was the only person in the group you could call a hero...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"PLUS, I'M MORE LIKE A MERCENARY HERO. YA KNOW, LIKE THE GUYS FROM THE MERCENARY GAMES. YOU KNOW THE ONES." Came Deadpool's distant voice, whiel he was playing around with the dolls, "YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY MUCH LIKE A HERO EITHER. I'M MORE OF A COMPLETE MONSTER. I MEAN, I TRY TO DO GOOD THINGS, BUT THEY GO UNACKNOWLEDGED. SO YEAH, COMPLETE MONSTER. BUT! I'M YOUR MONSTER."

"What the- WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING INTO MY PLACE!?" Maddawg questioned.

"CAUSE, IT'S COOL. OH YEAH, AND YOU GOTTA ADDRESS ME WITH ALL MY NICKNAMES! YOU KNOW, LIKE THIS! *AHEM* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE REGENERATING DEGENERATE, THE CRIMSON COMEDIAN, THE ONE, THE ONLY, MERC, WITH, THE MOUTH!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"OH SHUT UP!" Said Maddawg, closing the window where Deadpool's voice was coming from, his comments muffled by the glass window. "AND YOU! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HERO!? YOU'RE RIDING ON THE BACK OF A MAN WHO STOLE MOST OF MY GEAR AND MOST OF IT WAS UNFINISHED! YOU THINK I LEAVE THE IMPORTANT DOOMSDAY STUFF WITH HORRIBLE!?"

"Hey!"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"HEY! HEEEY! HEY, DON'T DO THAT TO ME!" Deadpool yelled to Maddawg, but his comments were muuffled by the window, "HEY! OPEN THAT UP RIGHT NOW! OPEN THAT WINDOW! YOU KNOW, THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! I'M REMOVING YOU AS MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK!"

Deadpool then turned to the audience, "And to the people listening to me right now, STOP TELLING ME TO DO THE PENCIL TRICK. ASK THE DC CLOWN TO DO THAT."

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Suddenly Bravemanwolf leapt into view, yelling, "GRAAARGH! Your overuse of capital letters has enraged me! Prepare to suffer!" as he began to fire madly into the ceiling.

 

[hopeneverdies]

"You know, I kind of legitimately hate them. I'll think I'll just take option two. I mean, you all wouldn't leave each other to get eaten by a Rancor, right? Or get each other naked?"

Everyone tried to avoid each other's gazes. When the second statement finally made its impact, they all turned to her with looks of horror on their faces.

"Oh, right, villains, silly me," Alice giggled, hitting herself upside the head.

"Weelllll, if you do plan on joining us, you're going to stop with the giggling."

Alice immediately sobered up. "Yessir, and I promise I won't use your vendetta as a chance to slip back into my former allies."

"You'd best hope not. Because you don't want to know what will happen if you do."
"Does it involve me being dead? Or is it worse?"
"Definitely worse."

 

[Orinon]

Ryan's Bugging device picked up on this little tidbit, luckily due to the Time alteration effects the hyper cubes had the new weapon had already been nearly complete, a prototype was already in construction, The more fortunate part was Ryan wasn't holding the weapon when he heard Alice otherwise he would have accidentally crushed it in fist.

In Maddawg Base
"Sir," a lackey technician said to Maddawg "You have a video call from Heroes base it appears to be Ryan."
"Ok connect the call."
A screen opened on the main screen opened to show Ryan
"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
Ryan's scream resonated through the entire base even a man in the soundproof chamber was deafened by the noise.
"So it seems we are each in possession of valuable property," Ryan had a cruel smile
"If you don't Know Sho here has stolen Our Vongola Rings, he quit the fight and should have handed over the rings, however he has yet to hand over Our Rings.
Now I understand you're upset about me breaking the wall, But I Have a simple arrangement to make.
You give us Alice UNHARMED AND NO TRICKS WHATSOEVER, You give us the rings, and I will pay you $10,000 as a good faith payment for damages to your wall.?
"Hey you also took crap from my Labs, The gear and My Notes." Objected Maddawg
"Oh I have that covered too, I'll pay the equipment in two weeks and if you promise me the Vongola Rings and Two weeks I'll give you two years.
I'll arrange a two year Royalty for five percent, whatever this weapon makes me in two years you'll get Five percent of it."
"And you had mentioned you wanted Alice?"
"Well she didn't want my help but I could negotiate something for the safe return of Alice, at least I want her Vongola Cloud Ring, but if she wants to stay with you villains I'll just ask for her Ring"
"Ok I get $10,000, a two year Royalty for 5% of profit, while I give you the Vongola rings, which apparently are rightfully yours anyway, and you'll pay off the equipment in two weeks, and you might want Alice safely returned, what do I get for Alice?"
"I'm making a powerful weapons here, if Alice wants to rejoin us I'll exchange her for one of Our Most Advanced Weapons, it'll be on par with my own.?
Maddawg considered
"Hmmm if he's making weapons for himself he'll probably keep the best for himself so if it is equal in power with his I'll have the best work."
"So Maddawg Your a business man whatya say?"

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Psh, they can take the dang ring. What kind of lame power is being independent anyway? I thought I was gonna get cool powers like stuff that nobody has seen or expects. But noooooooo."

"That actually sounds very shitty. And if you don't shut the Hell up, I'm booting you out the window."

"I can fly. What would that d--?"
Maddawg grabbed by the throat.
"Seriously, shut your mouth."
"Y-y-ess-s-sir."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"So let me get this straight buddy. You claim to have a powerful weapon...you are aware I am literally destroying the earths tectonic plates at the moment with the earthquakes right? I mean, for christ sake, the Earth's Mesosphere is practically in shambles right now. Most of Mexico is covered by Lava."

"What the fuck is Mexico doing on an alien planet anyway? Seriously, I thought the Humans left them on Earth when we moved to Sera in the first place. "

"Shut up Alice. Anyway, what on earth could you possibly have then controlling the forces of nature themselves? Hell, if I keep that thing running all week, the world will be in pieces in 2 days, forget about 2 years. As for the rings, you are aware that Sauron would give me a good 5 mil easy for this peice of junk right?" Said Maddawg, holding the ring up.

"Besides, you know where that ten grand would end up going? To fixing that wall you just broke!" yelled Maddawg, turning the webcam to the broken wall with Bravemanwolf in the shot.

"Seriously, does no one care that I just jumped out of nowhere and starting shooting randomly?"He said before Sky flung her arm around him "Argh! Sorry matey, that be my thing."

The camera returned to Maddawg. "Besides, you're forgetting the whole thing about me being a villain thing! Stealing stuff from people is suppose to be my thing! Not yours! Disconnect!" Said Maddawg as the screen went black. "[sup]Fucking mercs, thinking themselves to be heroes. They never even went through the paper work. His fucking negotiation skills suck![/sup]Alright then, is the ship fired up!?"

"Aye aye Admiral!" Said Sky.

"Good." he said, clicking on the button nearby "Gordon! Get the shield out, we're gonna need to get through the debris that's falling due to the damage above." he pushed another button. "Horrible, did you find the He- I mean Mercs yet?"

"You know 90% of the planet is covered in storm clouds right? Hell, the entire of the North East of Canada is completely frozen over already.You can forget about satellite scans and Thermal recognitions. I'd be surprised if I could even find the Empire state building up here. " said Horrible.

"Canada is here too? And why did they rebuild the Empire state building?" Asked Alice.

"Horrible..there flying underground. Ever thought about using those echo locaters we put in place?"

"Alright alright, [sup]always gotta do stuff the easy way.[/sup] Got it, there a few clicks northwest. "

"Good, Grim, you stay here and do the negotiations with Gordon." Maddawg said, tossing Grim the one ring. "Do not settle below 3 Million! And you! Mr. big guns. You in or out? And answer fast, because chances are a big plot device thing will come and decide it for ya if you don't choose now."

 

[hopeneverdies]

"I think I just figured out a way to squeeze some more money out of the Mercs," stated Alice
"And that way would be?" asked Maddawg, wishing she would just get to the point. Especially in regards to wall fixing money.
"Send them me. Or rather what they think is me. I'll just put together a puppet version of myself, which I control from here."
"And they won't see through this obvious ploy how?"

"Dr. Horrible," she called, "What kinds of materials do you have that I could use to make a realistic body double?"
"All kinds," he replied.

"Well, I'll admit it seems sound so far," said Maddawg.
"The only problem is transferring my voice without it sounding fake. I can make it automate my movements perfectly, even some of my powers. But, my puppet needs speech to be convincing. And that's the hitch."
"I figured there'd be a hole somewhere," Maddawg lost his thoughtful tone.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"And why can't we just give them you? You back stab them, kill whoever is building the machines, steal the equipment and come back. We'll even leave the dingy out so you can rendezvous with us."

"But that is far too ris- wait? The French and their annoying words are on this planet too?"

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike frowned.

Wasn't my fault for some reason I told everybody to leave Maddawgs palace, I was going to destroy the weather machine then for some reason I had the thought that a breath of fresh air would be nice.... Gotta work on that

The Shrike sighed Standing up and flying through the air, dodging hail stones, lightening strikes and tornados. Then finding his old igloo, after unburrying the entrance. He walked up to his old hole and looked down, it went a long way back into that locust city.

He cast himself back into the hell of the underground city, landing staring at Maddawgs palace.

Well time to be a hero.. Or die trying, he ran forward. This weather dominator was about to be his lil *****, he could either hack it, or just smash it.... Either way

TIME TO NUT UP OR SHUT UP!

 

[Orinon]

"Sir." inquired the Inventor
"The production line is up and running and the two greater Weapons are complete."
"Good, I thank you and I'll wire the money to your account."
Ryan then went to the room he took his Great prototype Weapon it was a small red Cube with a hole in it. Ryan looked into the hole with a smile
"after all that hard work the box weapons are complete." the smile was false He was in despair upon learning Alice intended on betraying her friends. he always could convince himself he was a hero but he now realized that he had lost his way so he had a plan he would save Alice, and convince her to Return to her friends as a hero.
If he failed he would have to find some method of redemption
"Ok My friend, time to save a person, So I can save Myself."

 

[ajb924]

Sho looked around. "How come when I go on a rampage, I get in trouble. When Maddawg does it, it's no big deal..." He mumbled.
"You were here?" Maddawg asked
"Eh, sure. Won't be any worse than the last time I teleported around a bit. Let's just say Chell brought me here." Sho explained shrugging. "So, who joined us? Alice? Shrike? I really don't fucking know... Also, are we on a different planet? I think I heard that a few times." Sho said confused.