Not too sure... Pain is just a damage receptor. To Meiling, I doubt the pain of getting your foot cut off would be equivalent to a human getting it's leg cut off, because I'm pretty sure, for Meiling, You'd need the same amount of force to do both, possibly more for Meiling's foot. It wouldn't make sense in evolution. But yeah, if it did the same amount of damage, of course the pain would be the same. Plus, if you think about it, the whole things with knives is more of a Fearful Reaction. Meiling is terrorfied of Sakuya, and Mental pain, regardless of who or what it is, always hurts.
"Point, but still... Y'know what? Can we just focus on the Taisui Xingjun? i doubt it would die so easily..." Meiling turned around and patted Flandre's head. "Not that what you did was something weak, Imoto-sama~"
"You probably deserved it!" Flandre said to Deadpool, and pouted with an angry look. "You've only shown me that you can be mean to others." She flashed a grin before pouting again. "Well, just don't do it again, alright?" Her face softened and she giggled like a normal little girl. She liked it when Meiling patted her head. "Thanks, Meiling! I took it's mask so I can play with it when we go home again!"
The Shrike stood there feeling left out. He morphed to his human form straightened his tie, and walked over to the group that had gathered around Flandre. Flandre smiled looking at the mask, but that was when it began to throb and beat. Much like a heart the mask pulsated and shivered. Flandre dropped in shock and the mask slinked over to the dead body of Majora's incarnation.
The Mask fused with the body, and the thin almost fragile frame of Majora's incarnation became strong, and muscular. Its one small eye was thrust above the body as a demonic head grew from the thick shoulders. It stood now taller than all the heroes, and more bulkier than the heroes as well.
"Ummm this is a three part boss fight it turns out" Said the Shrike running forward to land a quick punch on Majora's wrath, but that was when Majora grew whips at the end of its arms and sent the Shrike flying.
Meiling narrowly dodged on of it's whips , surprised at the Beast's speed. She felt the incredibly evil and demonic aura floating off Majora's Wrath. "So, it's shows it's true form to us! IT'S TIME TO FINISH THIS GUYS! LET'S KILL THE TAISUI XINGJUN ONCE AND FOR ALL!... IF ONLY TO GET IT TO STOP MAKING THOSE STUPID LAUGHING SOUNDS! THEY'RE JUST CREEPY AND ANNOYING!" She shouted. Then, she quickly ran to the Evil Incarnation and punched it hard in the chest. It staggered only a bit, letting out a high pitched shriek, which took Meiling by sruprise, for only about half a second, but that was all it needed to expertly wrap one of the fleshy whips around her leg, swing her above it's head, then toss her into one of the walls, with a crash. She rubbed her head. "Ow..." She quickly picked herself up and cracked her knuckles. "This thing is so much stronger than the last two times... PERFECT! Wouldn't be fun if it wasn't!"
The Shrike got up from where he was thrown; he was now a head shorter than Majora. His four serrated arms reflected the light of the eerie miasma. His red eyes blazed as he charged at Majora.
"Oh my, oh my, you are a lot more fun than the last hero whom tried to stop me, I think I'll play with you all a little longer!" Echoed the bone chilling voice all around the room. Majora danced, it's whips keeping the Shrike from getting in close. The Shrike tried to charge a second time but this time Majora managed to put the whips around the Shrike's legs and then tripped him.
"Damn it" he thought picking himself off the ground "I can't get close"
"I'll cover you" Said Sakuya stepping forward drawing several knives and throwing them at Majora. Majora's demonic acrobatics helped it dodge most of the knives but a few struck home, Majora was stunned just long enough for the Shrike to charge in and slam his spiked body into Majora. When Majora had recovered, it leapt out of the Shrike's grasp, and threw serveral tops.
"WHOAAA BAYBLADES!!!!" Deadpool pulled out his own bayblades "LET IT RIP!!!" He shot his bayblade at Majora's giant baybade of death...... It didn't work.
Flandre put away her Laevateinn and instead activated her spellcard Four Of A Kind. Three copies of her appeared around her and flew towards Majora's Wrath, all of them firing Danmaku bullets at it. They flew around so as to not get hit by it's whips, but one of them got hit and disappeared. The other two kept flying around it and firing as much Danmaku bullets at it as they could.
Isaac looked up from his browsing and asked, rather indignantly, "Why do I not look like a villain?", looking Fearne in the eyes.
"Is it because instead of a cape or a suit of armor I am wearing a black hoodie with the PHD logo on both the front and the back, blue jeans, and white low-cut Converse shoes?", said Isaac, motioning with his hands towards each item of clothing mentioned.
"Maybe it's because I have a human looking face that does not appear threatening.", he continued. "Or maybe its because I haven't attacked you yet and demanded that you hand over the contents of your store."
"Evil isn't always obvious. Even if you go into specific evil alignments and make stereotypes based on average representations of that of alignment you'd still find ways that I could be evil. Lawful Evil typically doesn't stand out for example."
"So you're not evil." said Fearne.
"I am a mercenary, so consider myself to be Neutral Evil. What I do is wrong, but why I do it depends." said Isaac. "Now, on to more important matters. How much is this Niggers With Attitude T-shirt" said Isaac, holding up a white shirt that was stenciled with the letters "Neighborhood Watch Alliance".
Fearne started to answer Isaac, saying "That T-shirt is 12-"
"I think you'll find that's a Niggers With Attitude t-shirt." interrupted Madd-Dawg.
"Umm,", said Isaac, an amused look on his face, "This is quite obviously a Stanford Neighborhood Watch Alliance T-shirt. If it was a Niggers With Attitude shirt, it would have pictures of Easy-E, Dr Dre, Ice Cube, MC Ren, and DJ Yella on it. Which it doesn't. Which it doesn't. So it is a Neighborhood Watch Alliance T-shirt."
"Well if it was a Neighborhood Watch Alliance T-shirt it would have a the Stanford Neighborhood Watch Alliance logo on it, an owl, which it doesn't."
Isaac and Madd-Dagg started arguing over who was right, every word made the argument more and more heated. Fearne tried to interject and point out that she could just check her stocklist and find out what it was, but they ignored her. The argument started to become an insult throwing match, with each one bringing Isaac and Madd-Dawg closer and closer to blows. It culminated with Isaac and Madd-Dagg staring eye to eye, tempers fuming. All it would take for these two to start going at it tooth an nail would be the slightest thing...
Meanwhile
Curly and Quote led the 4,000 strong mass down the hole, landing with a thud on the grassy field below. Quote noticed the giant tentacle monster down the other end of the field and yelled, "KILL IT!".
A great roar went up from the former prisoners and the charged toward the beast ready to do battle.
It was Curly who fired the first shot, even though she was a kilometer and a half out of range. But, for the sole purpose of informing everyone of the BFGness of her primary weapon she pulled the trigger on a red assault rife the size of a mounted gun. Basket ball-sized balls of white energy started launching themselves out of the grapefruit width barrel.
Soon, they would be smashing through giant tentacle monster flesh.
Chell and Alice looked to each other and decided that it would be best to intervene or watch the entire convention center be reduced to rubble. Isaac and Maddawg were nose-to-nose at this point, their fury blatant, and their willingness to murder the other was slowly becoming more apparent. Chell prepared a portal off to the side in case things got ugly between the two.
Just as the first punch by Isaac was thrown, Maddawg fell out of the portal on the other side of the room. Deprived of a chance to unleash their anger, Maddawg and Isaac turned to the two women.
"I don't know about you, but I am getting out of here!" cried Alice, who had ran towards the doors, only to end up going through a portal that put her in the direct path of the rampaging villains.
"Don't be silly" said a deep voice followed by a breathing apparatus. "It's obviously a Neighborhood Watch Alliance shirt. It has the yellow and black colors on it."
"Wrong as usual Vader." Said an alien with knees bending backwards and a mouth with 3 jaws. "Its a Niggers with attitude shirt, there isn't any yellow on it, you can't see color!"
"Thel'vadam,they let you in here?" Replied Vader, "and a joke about my color blindness? That's low even for you."
"Why wouldn't they let me in here? I'm a villain just like everyone else here?" The Alien said.
"Villain? I seem to remember a certain alien going out of his way to kill the Prophet of Regret and to destroy the halo world."
"That week fighting with the demons barely compares to my years of flaying human heretics! And what about you Mr.'I threw my boss off a large platform.'"
"I had my own reasons for doing that! The Dental was horrible!" Said Vader, pulling out his Lightsaber.
"Ohh yeaaah, tell me, how was the reunion with your long lost son? Did you cry?" Said Thel'vadam, as he grabbed his energy sword. The two stared each other down and a crowd gathered around them. Soon, the murmuring stopped and the high-school style chanting of "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" became the only thing anyone could hear.
Before either one could take a swing however, a man wearing a green jumpsuit and goggles walked over the crowd with his 4 mechanical arms. "Now now folks, can't we just settle this peacefully?" he said. Vader and the Arbiter stared at one another before each of them chopped off a mechanical arm, sending Octavian onto the floor. He quickly regained his compusre and with a bright red face, knocked both of the offenders into the crowd. Soon the entire convention became a mad house. Freeze rays and death rays blew holes in the roof, guest speakers were being ripped apart and limbs and organs flew across the stadium, being picked and eaten by cannibals or being kept as trophies by the more stranger of the villains.
Grimm and Fearne hid behind the T-shirt booth as the battle raged on and the shirt that caused it landed nearby. Grim picked it up and took a look at the logo. "You gotta be kidding me?" he said, recognizing the National Weather Association's seal of approval.
The battle raged in the convention hall, explosions and gunshots mixed with screams and shouts. The Arbiter was fighting near the main double doors, attempting to find and slay Darth Vader but halted by the insanity of the assorted villains and the mad free for all that the battle had become. The Arbiter was knocked to the ground by Lex Luthor. "I WIN!" Lex screamed as he swung his arm down, knife flashing. The Arbiter could not move, held down by two random henchmen, and he accepted his fate, closing his eyes. Lex made a funny sound as the two henchmen let go of the Arbiter and ran. He opened his eyes and saw Lex Luthor bent over him, an energy sword poking through his chest. The sword pulled back and out, and Lex fell, dead. Standing in his place was Half-Jaw, plasma rifle in one hand and energy sword in the other.
"Rise Arbiter, we have much work to do!" Half-Jaw said as 50 Spec Ops Elites burst through the main doors, joining the battle. "Cleanse this place of the human filth who dare attack our Arbiter!" He ordered, turning and opening fire on the closest villain. Plasma fire rained down upon everyone as the Elites opened fire, running into the melee. The Arbiter grinned as he fired up his energy sword once more and jumped back into the fray.
Half-Jaw sliced through a charging villain as he shot another in the back as he fled. The Elites had killed their way through half the convention hall in no time at all and each was covered in blood. Half-Jaw came across a T-shirt booth and stabbed a henchman standing on top of it for no apparent reason. He looked behind it to see a man with blue hair and a hipster chick hiding behind the booth. Half-Jaw huffed and raised his plasma rifle, only for Grimm and Fearne to fall through a new portal underneath them. Half-Jaw blinked, shook his head and turned back to the fight.
Outside, Grimm and Fearne shot out of the ground and appeared next to Alice and Chell. "Saved ya I did!" Chell giggled.
The plane rattled around noisily, and smoked billowed from one of the engines as it started decending towards a rocky mountain in the distance. A young, blond girl was in the pilot seat, hitting random buttons and swearing under her breath.
"Lousy good for nothing son of a ***** plane. WHY WON'T YOU FLY!" She raged, slamming both her fists onto the dashboard. "Fine then, see you in hell Maria!" The girl said, fastening her seatbelt and pulling a lever underneath her chair. The top of the cockpit flew off, and she was ejected into the air with the seat leaving the plane to crash down by itself. A small blue and white parachute deployed out of the chair.
"That's the 5th plane they've sent that stopped working this month. How am I supposed to get to Croatia without a decent plane!?" Swaying a lot in the wind, the girl put her goggles over her eyes, and tried to get a look at the ground.
"Maybe I should stop naming them... They always seem to break after I name them." She winced as the plane called 'Maria' exploded against the mountains.
After a few more minutes of floating down, the girl got bored and pulled a knife out of her boot. She slashed the harness to the parachute, causing the chair to plummet and land with an enormous thud.
"Oof.. Oww..." She undid her seatbelt and limped around in circles. "I'm gonna feel that in the morning." The girl looked around at the scenery. There were peaks of golden sand, and a few lone cacti swaying slightly in the gusts of wind. She pulled out a small radio from one of her pockets, hoping it still worked after the rough landing.
"Sai to base. I've crash landed in what looks like the Sahara Desert, please advise." The girl, or 'Sai' as she was known to her employers, tapped her foot impatiently as the radio buzzed with static.
"Sai to base. Answer me Goddamit! .... AAARGH!" She threw the radio on the ground angrily. "Well this is fantastic...."
Yo o/ hows it going?
Btw, can someone tell me what happened to Cap'n Sky? xD and since I suck at keeping up (and suck at writing too ;D) I'm just gonna let Sai wander around before meeting up with the villains this time <_< if thats alright?
The Shrike watched as the Danmaku bullet's hit Majora. Time to finish this, I'm really bored of this plot. The Shrike rushed forward like a fright train made out of razor blades, and razor wire. The Shrike bent forward slightly, his chest spike extending, the Shrike then wrapped his four arms around Majora and.... hugged it.
Yes the Shrike hugged Majora, and then impaled the Majora upon the chest spike. Majora shrieked, in pain. The Shrike dug his claws deep into Majora's flesh. The Shrike's claws grabbed and began to pull off Majora's body apart. Soon there was no Majora, only pieces.
"Wow Shrike you really... Really... I don't even want to think about it." Said Glados who was trying not to look at what the Shrike had just done.
"We're done here" Said the Shrike as the world around them began to fluctuate then as though it were mirage, then suddenly the world around them was flooded in a blinding light.
The Heroes found them self outside the Stratosphere, the giant's were no where to be found, and the moon was back in orbit around the earth.
"Well that was pleasant.." Said the Shrike standing there in human form, fixing his tie. "Now what?"
Meiling was already running around in celebration. "WOOHOO! YES! YES! YEAH! FUCK YEAH! WE KILLED IT! WE KILLED THE TAISUI XINGJUN! OOH! YES! OUR NAMES SHALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY! OH! I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL A HUG, BUT MAYBE JUST AN EPIC HIGH FIVE! OR SEX! NO! NOT SEX! NOT EVEN- NO! JUST A HIGH FIVE!" Meiling said, with a huge, friendly, Moe smile on her face.
<spoiler=Plot recap for Sky14kemea>So, at the moment there seems to be several plot lines going, as usual. We currently have:
-Half-Jaw (Sgt_Jakeman214) and the Arbiter (Maddawg) fighting in teh VillainCon convention hall to kill Darth Vader (Also Maddawg).
-Steam Ryan (Orinon) is in an Airship en route to Half-Jaw's location to God Mod fight him, for whatever reason. Is now a Villain.....
-Shrike and Miss Glados (Roamin11), Mammon (Orinon), Deadpool (Bloody Thoughts), Isaac (Isaac The Grape) and the Touhou girls Meiling, Sakuya and Flandre (Fury Is Me, Lambi and Safe In The Dark, respectively) are trying to save the Moon, Legend Of Zelda-Majora's Mask style. The moon/zelda polt arc has just been resolved by The Shrike (Roamin11), so I have a feeling that an all in brawl at VillainCon is probably the Heroes next stop....
Also, (Sam G) has sent his own character Sam to Purgatory for whatever reason.
The AA Villains (Maddawg mostly) consisting of Maddawg, Sho, Grimm, Captain Sky, Chell, Doctor Horrible, Gordon Freeman, Fearne (introduced by Sam G) and Alice were on Holidays (I sent them for a hard earned break!), as none of the authors were actually posting with them. And none of them have done anything evil recently, so they can't be used as a plot arc. Maddawg has brought them back, and they are currently outside the VillainCon place, with an airship.
There ya go! I posted a different version of this 3 pages back, but it needed some updates for PAGE NUMBER 215!
Half-Jaw and the Arbiter fought hard, killing more villains as they moved forward. They could see Darth Vader, they were nearly there. The Arbiter nodded at Half-Jaw, who quietly gave word to the Spec Ops Elites to go invisible. The fighting stopped as every villain looked around in shock. All the Elites had disappeared! Half-Jaw and the Arbiter ran to Darth Vader. Just as the Arbiter was about to kill Vader, his invisibility ran out and Vader saw him, smacking him the face with an uppercut. Arbiter was knocked onto his arse, his sword scattering across the floor. Vader smiled beneath his helmet and prepared to kill the Arbiter by force-choking him to death. As Vader lifted the Arbiter with the Force, Half-Jaw de-cloaked and punched Vader in the face, sending him flying across the room and into the wall. Vader got up slowly and drew his lightsaber.
"That was for using magic against the Arbiter. Fight with honour, you black caped bastard!"
"Who needs honour when I have the power of the Dark Side! RAAAAAAARRRRGH!" Vader shouted as he charged at the Arbiter and Half-Jaw.
A large number of Elite Zealots continued their extermination of the human/ alien/ robot heretics when a young man in a purple shirt and spiked brown hair stepped forward. While the more powerful villains, such as Diablo, Riley and the dreadedful Tom Nook had all retreated to a strategic position on the high ground, Gary Fucking Oak stepped forward to fight off the alien invaders.
"Step aside human! Or face the wrath of the covenant!" Said one of the Zealots.
"Pfft, you don't scare me! I'm Gary Oak! I'm the best pokemon trainer in the entire Kanto region!" The ten year old said back with a smirk on his face.
"Very well! PREPARE TO TASTE OBLI-"
"RATATA! I CHOOSE YOU!" Said Gary, throwing a pokeball out and producing a small little rat.
".....Is this some kind of joke?" Said the Zealot look at the rat in front of him.
"RATATA! USE BITE!" Gary yelled and the rodent responded by jumping at the face of the Zealot and knocking him back.
"OH GOD! IT'S GNAWING ON MY EYE!!!!!"
OUTSIDE!
"Wow! This is the greatest ending to the convention I've ever seen!" Said Horrible, watching explosions blow out from the walls of the convention center.
"Greatest? They're slaughtering thousands in there!" shouted Sho as he watched a Coveneant phantom appear and drop off reinforcments.
"I know! This is much better then last years convention in Haiti. That one only ended because Doctor Nefarious did his calculations wrong for his Earthquake machine!"
Isaac read Sgt_Jakeman214's post, noting the plot recap.
"Umm, I'm at VillainCon, currently yelling 'Holy Fuck! I hate these guys!' at those Spec Ops Elites over there. Curly and Quote are on the moon. And Alice, Fearne, Grimm, and Maddawg are in the VillainCon hall."
"Talking is not a free turn!" bellowed an Elite as he tossed a plasma grenade.
"Shit!" said Isaac as he started towards his Transit van.
As he began running Isaac saw that Darth Vader was fighting with two Covenant solders. At a closer look he noticed that one of them was Half-Jaw.
He muttered "Oh crap not him", before yelling out "Hey Half-Jaw. Just for the record, I totally thought they were Asexual creatures."
Reaching his van Isaac equipped himself with, nothing. He simply hopped in the frontseat and-
"Hey wait a second" said Sgt_Jakeman214. "We are supposed to be fighting a war here. You can't just jump into your overpowered transport and retreat."
"Watch me" said Isaac.
"Fine" said Sgt_Jakeman214 before uncloaking his Cybran Monkey Lord.
"Bloody hell!" said Isaac, "Fine I'll fight."
Isaac pulled out a H&K G36 assault rifle from the back of the van and added it to his Bag Of Holding. He also added the Chaos Gulch versions of the UNSC Battle Rifle, Sniper Rifle, and Shotgun. He then strapped an insta-fill bandoleer full of Gammon Grenades and Plasmas. AKA "Stickys". Finally he sent a datavise relaying the situation to Curly and Quote using his neural nanonics.
Meanwhile.
Curly, Quote, and the rest of the 4,000 freed prisoners were kinda idle. The fight with Majora had ended before they got there and none of the heroes wanted to fight. Not that that was a bad thing.
Everything was back to what things had been back in the prison. But without the restraints. Ivan, Ivan, Ivan, Ivan, Ivan, and Ivan were telling political jokes with some other generic Russians; The Operative was in a group meditation session; Gene Simmons was getting stoned with Keith Richards, who'd been smoking pot with Poison Ivy before being caught up in the H-V-A-T raids; and just about everyone else was either asleep or sitting around the gigantic bonfire that had been made out of the solitary tree that had been chopped down seconds before everyone had entered limbo.
Suddenly Quote's Genre Sensors picked up.
"Hey Curly", he said, "you feel that."
Curly nodded. "I think it's a plot development." she said.
Sure enough Isaac's datavise reached their nanonics. Quote and Curly took a moment to process the information before Quote yelled out. "EVERYBODY! WAR HAS BROKEN OUT!"
A mighty roar arose from the massed prisoners.
"WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! LETS FUCKING GO!" screamed Quote.
Thanks! Glad to know she hasn't been killed off or anything =P
Sai stumbled through the sand, her boots slipping as it shifted under her weight. She had been walking for almost an hour now and still hadn't seen any glimpse of civilisation.
"Stupid desert, stupid sand, stupid weather, stupid base." She grumbled endlessly, stomping up another sand hill. After reaching the top, Sai collapsed onto her knees to rest. "Stupid." She repeated, pulling a small flask out of one of her pockets and taking a long drink.
"What's stupid?" A small voice squeaked at her. Sai choked on her drink, spilling some of her water onto the sand.
"Aaaaiieee! Watch where you spray that stuff! You damn heathen!" The high pitched voice raged at her. It seemed to be coming from her left, but when she looked around she couldn't see anyone for miles.
"Who's there? What the hell is going on?" Sai demanded, screwing the lid back on her flask.
"I'm here!" The voice replied innocently.
"... That's not helpful at all!"
"Welcome to the desert, strange traveller! I am Florghas, and I will be guiding you to the oasis!"
"Shit, I'm hallucinating aren't I?" Sai said to herself, standing up slowly. She was about to start walking down the other side of the sand hill, when she spotted a pair of eyes blinking up at her from the sand. The sand rippled as the eyes moved closer to her.
"Would you like me to carry anything for you, traveller?" Florghas squeaked.
Wait those are aliens. I've dealt with them before, sort of. Besides, standing on the sidelines isn't any fun. Alice thought to herself. She dashed out to the middle of the hall/battleground, ready for a struggle.
"Alright! Which of you oh so perfect alien bastards are willing to take on someone like me?" she shouted at no one in particular.
Very few actually turned to her. The few that did simply guffawed at the sheer ridiculousness of the idea.
"Oh, it wouldn't even be worth our time to do so. You're just a harmless little girl who thinks she's actually evil. Especially with those dolls of yours," one Covenant said, causing more people to laugh at her.
Alice was slightly unnerved at the alien's words, but quickly composed herself. "Harmless, huh?" a ball of lightning appeared in her free palm, "And making fun of my dolls, eh?" at once, her army spread out behind her and they armed themselves with small, but fairly lethal looking lances. "You'll eat those words. Okay! Straw Doll Kamikaze!"
Several dolls ignited the fuses on their backs and catapulted towards the rest of the villains.
"YES. WE DID. WE KILLED MAJORA. MAJORA GOT HIS MASKY ASS HANDED TO HIM." Deadpool did a victory dance. Which wasn't really much, but still, "Alright everyone, STRIKE A POSE!"
While everyone struck a pose, a boy with a green tunic on walked in. He had a blue faerie next to him. Deadpool stared for a second, then looked up at me, "What?" I said, "I love Majora's mask. I was the hero that he killed before. I continued after that though."
Deadpool looked at me for a second, then back at Link, then back at me, and then he pulled out an over sized mallet, and jumped at Link. He hit Link's head, crushing his skull, making blood go EVERYWHERE. Deadpool sat on a dead link beating him just for fun and blood, "AHAHAHAHA! YES! YES! LOOK! THE BLOOD! HE HAS A LOT! IT'S EVERYONE!" He shouted at the top of his lungs with glee. He started singing while brutally beating Link's dead body with an over sized mallet, "OH, IT'S LIKE I'N IN A WINTER WONDER LAND~ FILLED WITH BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD GALORE! OH, HAPPY DAY! HAPPY DAY!!!!"
The Shrike sighed heavily Yay Deadpool the "hero" I've seen genocide machines with more heroic qualities. The Shrike looked up seeing all of the elite drop ships fly around. Hmmm I wonder what they are doing... the Shrike using his machine empathy link tapped into the elite communication network. Uh-huh, yep, okay, you don't say?
"What's on your mind Shrike?" Said Miss Glados walking towards him.
"Welp turns out elite's are going to turn this planet into a mining operation to help sustain their attacks against the covenant."
"Ooohhh... What are you going to do about that?" Said Miss Glados rocking back and forth her hands clasped behind her back.
"WELL" The Shrike and Miss Glados Casted off the surface of the earth. Glados and the Shrike were floating outside the orbit of Jupiter.
"Is that a... Giant tree?" Miss Glados asked pointing over to a giant tree floating by Europa.
"Indeed it is" the Shrike smiled, "Say hello to the tree ship Sequoia, one of the tree ship's I pulled out of my ass in order to respond to the Elite threat."
"God modding a army Shrike?" Miss Glados waggled her finger condescendingly "Bad boy!"
"BUT IT'S THE OUSTERS!! THE COOLEST THING IN THE HYPERION UNIVERSE OTHER THAN THE SHRIKE!!!" Groaned Justin sitting at his computer desk ignoring the foot ball game being blasted to the right of him.
"Well if Half Jaw can have a army I want one too" the Shrike put Miss Glados on his back and flew over to the tree ship.
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Glad to know she hasn't been killed off or anything =P